Almighty male god system

As soon as the camera turns, turn to the side of the stairs.

A ghost came downstairs, dressed in blood, with long hair, outstretched hands, and yelled eerily, "Give me back my life—"

"Ghost!"

With a loud cry, Shi Xiong ran towards the east room.The door of the east room is very close to the stairs. According to the script, Shi Xiong hides in the east room first.This requires him to open the door and enter the house first.

however.

A marble appeared in front of him, and the bad luck charm on Shixiong's body flashed, he stepped on it, and with a snap, he fell to the ground.Luckily he raised his hand, otherwise the phone on the selfie stick would have shattered.

Studio--

Wukong, you follow as a teacher: I will go, the anchor fell down.

African little white face: It seems that the fall is not light, and I can't stand up
User 54385438: That female ghost seems to be here, what should I do if I see the anchor?
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This fall not only confused Shi Xiong, but also confused Li Ran who was pretending to be a ghost.The camera is facing him, and it is not true that he does not do so, nor does he do so.

The script is to scare the netizens in the live broadcast room, not to say that the female ghost and the anchor are tit for tat, not to mention that Li Ran is a human being and not a ghost, so he can't go and fight Shi Xiong.

Shi Xiong thought about it, but his thigh hurt so badly that he couldn't get up.

awkward!

Extremely embarrassing!
About ten seconds passed.

The studio is full of [scratching head] and [vomiting blood].

Shi Xiong came to his senses, pulled out the peach-wood sword from his waist, and placed it in front of his body, shouting tremblingly: "Female ghost, don't you want to hurt me, the peach-wood sword in my hand has never been I got it from a celestial master, if you dare to approach me, I will kill your ghost!"

Li Ran also understood Shi Xiong's meaning, and began to cooperate, with a female voice, tilting his head in a strange way, and shouted: "What a terrible magic weapon, master, don't hurt me, don't hurt me."

Stepping his legs back, Li Ran wanted to retreat to the second floor and make another plan.

Now that there have been successive changes, the script has been unable to continue.

He murmured in his heart, as long as he deceived him, it would be fine, so as not to cause Shi Xiong to trouble him afterwards.

"Female ghost, don't retreat!" Shi Xiong shouted.

"Master, don't hurt me. I don't want to be lost, so I'll leave now—" Li Ran groaned strangely.

Lin Dong knew why Shi Xiong came to find Li Ran. This guy really resembles a woman's feminine voice.

however.

Just as Shi Xiong turned the camera to point at him, Li Ran secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to go upstairs when suddenly, the bad luck talisman on Li Ran flashed.

Then, a black shadow flew towards Li Ran.

"quack!"

The black shadow was a pitch-black crow, stretching out its claws to grab Li Ran's face.

Seeing this, Li Ran hurriedly covered his face with his hands, but when he leaned back, he lost his balance and fell down.

Putting down the mahogany sword and wiping the sweat off his face, Shi Xiong said to the netizens in the live broadcast room, "Fortunately, I have prepared for it, thanks to the mahogany sword I asked for from the celestial master, otherwise, just now I can't deal with that female ghost.

Everyone has seen that there really is a female ghost in this haunted house. "

Flutter.

A crow flew past the camera, startling Shixiong.

At this moment, Li Ran rolled down the stairs and shouted, "Brother Shi Xiong, get out of here!"

Pi Li fluttered.

Li Ran who rolled down the stairs, under Shi Xiong's shocked gaze, rolled down the stairs, rolled directly in front of Shi Xiong, fell into Shi Xiong's arms, and the wig on his head fell off.

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

The haunted house was extremely quiet.

Shi Xiong looked at Li Ran in his arms, looked at the screen in the live broadcast room, and left a message.

Finished!

It's all over now.

Studio--

One-man show: You see, Gou Xiong is not alone at all, he has a team, and the person next to him, who is obviously a man, plays a female ghost, so ugly.

Baili Lobster: Bastard, Tuyinlang, I tipped you a Porsche just now, you give me back the money, cheating my feelings
The male god has no experience: Brother Xiong, you have disappointed us so much. You said you stayed overnight in a haunted house. Why did you do this? You revealed your truth just now, and you don’t admit it. It's all recorded, let's see if you admit it
May you live alone forever: together!together!together!
Domineering Rabbit: @I wish you a lonely life. The old bear and the female ghost are very suitable!
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There was an explosion in the live broadcast room, most of the people were cursing, and some left messages asking him to quit.The backstage reported Shixiong one after another.

"Brother Xiong, let me and the fans explain." Li Ran said awkwardly.

Shi Xiong said angrily: "What's the point of explaining, this time it's a complete mess!"

"quack!"

The crow flew over again, and a pile of shit fell on the stone bear's head.

"Damn it, even crows bully me, why am I so unlucky."

Less than 1 minutes.

Shi Xiong's live broadcast room was directly banned because too many people reported it.

"Brother Xiong, your live broadcast room is closed."

"I'm not blind, I can see." Shi Xiong stared at Li Ran, and said angrily, "You still don't get up, my thigh is numb from your pressure."

Li Ran hurriedly got up from Shi Xiong, but to his surprise, Shi Xiong looked disappointed and did not continue to get angry at him.

"Brother Xiong, what should we do next?"

Shi Xiong took a breath, stabilized his emotions, and said: "Pack up your things, let's leave here, this place is really bad luck, originally I came to borrow the heat of the haunted house, but now it's good, the heat has not been borrowed, It also caused a lot of trouble.

I'm afraid my thousands of loyal fans will not forgive me, my account has been blocked, and the road of live broadcasting cannot go on. "

A few minutes later, Shi Xiong took Li Ran and left the haunted house through the underground hole dug by Westinghouse.You can't go directly through the door, there are special police outside.

Originally full of confidence, it took several days to dig such a soil hole. Unexpectedly, it ended up like this in the end.

Shi Xiong was very angry in his heart, but even more disappointed.

Outside the haunted house, a special police officer was urinating. He suddenly heard movement in the grass in front of him. He went to check and saw two people coming out of the hole in the soil.

"Don't move! Squat down and raise your hands!"

Shi Xiong and Li Ran who had just come up were caught by the special police outside the haunted house before they could catch their breath.As for the bad luck charms on them, the time is two hours and it is not over yet.In other words, they will still be unlucky.

Inside the haunted house.

Policewoman Ruan Jingyu finally couldn't hold back, and laughed.

"It's so funny, those two people are so stupid, it made my stomach hurt from laughing." Ruan Jingyu encountered such a thing for the first time, and thought it was quite interesting.

Lin Dong reminded her: "You are in a haunted house now, why aren't you afraid?"

Ruan Jingyu straightened her chest and said, "Those two people are not afraid, what am I afraid of, I am a policeman. Besides, there are indeed no ghosts in this haunted house."

Lin Dong didn't answer Ruan Jingyu's words.

Seeing Lin Dong's expression was serious, the policewoman Xiao Yu asked, "Brother Lin Dong, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Dong looked serious and said, "I'm thinking about that man in blood."

"Miss him? What happened to him?"

Lin Dong said: "The purpose of his wearing the bloody clothes is to create a terrifying atmosphere, so that people in the live broadcast room will mistake him for a female ghost, so as to help the anchor, gain topics and popularity. Including him smearing his face It's the same reason for Baifen, who wears a long wig on her head."

"Yeah, he's playing the role of a female ghost." Policewoman Xiaoyu didn't understand what Lin Dong meant.

"It's different."

Lin Dong explained, "I'm talking about a kind of guidance!"