Almighty male god system
Chapter 309 Eating sugar cake burns the back of the head
Seeing Lin Dong's refusal, the panda's eyes showed a hint of embarrassment, and there was a burst of slander in his heart.
But there was still a smile on his face.
"Brother Dong, why don't you take a photo with me? I am your fan, and I will be your loyal fan in the future. On the Internet, I will always protect you!
I, Panda, will do what I say! "
Lin Dong saw the eager look on this panda's face, and they stood in front of the police car, and they couldn't delay the matter, after all, it was already late.
"Okay, I can take pictures with you, but I have a request."
"What request, Brother Dong, you say, your request is my request, what you say is what you say, I will listen to you."
Lin Dong nodded and said, "I can take pictures with you, but you can't reveal my whereabouts or my identity. Don't cause trouble for me!"
"no problem!"
Panda eyes patted his chest and assured, "Brother Dong, I promise, no, I swear, I swear to my ancestors, if I talk nonsense, I will burn the back of my head with sugar cakes, and have children without assholes. Can't stop peeing-"
Lin Dong interrupted: "No, you just need to remember, we are handling the case now, and we don't want to add unnecessary trouble, it won't help solve the case."
"I understand, Brother Dong, I understand everything!"
click!
Lin Dong took a photo with Panda Eye.In the photo, the panda eyes are gesticulating with scissors hands, and they are smiling brightly.
After Panda Eye left, Lin Dong got into the car.
on the police car.
"These anchors are really a bunch of flies. They buzz and don't bite and are annoying!" Team Leader Ye of the investigation team said angrily. The reason why he didn't get out of the car just now was because he was afraid that these anchors would ask questions.
Inside the rear car.
Professor Wang's condition is basically stable. After taking the medicine, his blood pressure dropped.He was sullen and said nothing.
Here's a little interlude.
However, it was delayed for a while. At this time, the sky was almost dark.
The car started and went straight into Caiwowo Town.
----
"Ha ha!"
With terrified panda eyes, he entered a hotel in the town.His face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile, blooming wantonly.
Although Caiwowo Town is not big, there are still hotels, but they are a bit dilapidated, and few people usually live there, but in the past week, the hotels are full.
There is no other reason. The people who stay in the hotel are basically out-of-town or local anchor internet celebrities.
They came to the town to visit the haunted house, or to catch the heat.Although after the murder, there were special special police guards on the haunted house to prevent these people from entering, but they still wanted it.Even if it is far away to photograph the haunted house, they are willing.
Because the netizens who like to be lively are willing to watch this.
After the murder, a female anchor secretly followed the police from the Caiwowo Town Police Station into the haunted house at night and started the live broadcast.
People from the police station surveyed the scene, and she was still broadcasting live.When the corpse was put down, she was still broadcasting live.
It was broadcast live for half an hour, until she was discovered by the police from the police station and kicked her out of the haunted house.At that time, the female anchor's popularity in the live broadcast room had reached 10,000+, and Yinlang's income exceeded 200 million, equivalent to tickets, and her net income was more than [-].
Live broadcasts can make money, and they can earn more than [-] yuan at once, which makes many Internet celebrity anchors who come to catch the popularity extremely envious.
Back at the hotel, in his room, Panda Eye made a video of the photo he and Lin Dong took and posted it on the Internet.
His copywriting: Female Internet celebrity Ping Wuqi's sister was murdered in a haunted house, and she met the Internet celebrity who became popular overnight, Brother Dong!The brother Dong you are looking for is here, and the truth about the haunted house you want to know is here!Follow me, @猫熊, the host will take you to the high speed#魔居#平平无奇姐#I am Lin Dong
As soon as his video was posted, there were comments below——
I laugh when you are cheap: I caught Dong Ge @I am Lin Dong
I am still the boy I used to be: Speak!What's your relationship with Brother Dong?Do you two have some dark secret?
Life is like a play: Panda, why is Brother Dong at the haunted house? Are you kidding me? He became popular overnight, so how could he be so popular? You are messing around!
Don't force me, I'm a female hooligan: You're so lucky that you even took a photo with your little brother, you're shameless, you're despicable, you're nasty, my little brother is mine, and no one can take it away
------
But ten minutes.
This video of Panda Eye has over [-] likes!
The number of comments has exceeded [-]!
The number of reprints exceeded [-]!
The panda eyes were so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and muttered: "The heat came too easily! Brother Dong, he will be my father from now on. Even if my ancestral grave explodes, it will be fine. I will recognize this father. Haha!"
He really didn't want to make a big face, and even replied to some netizens who left messages:
@I am still the boy I used to be: Baby, guess what is the relationship between Brother Dong and me? 【kiss】
@Life is like a play: Brother Dong is here in the haunted house. If I lie, I will give birth to a child without an asshole. Eating sugar cakes will burn the back of my head, and I will never stop urinating!
@Don't force me I'm a female hooligan: Sister, I won't compete with you for Brother Dong, Brother Dong is my father!
----
From the message that Panda Eye replied, it can be seen that he has no bottom line.
Say yes to Lin Dong, he only takes photos, never reveals Lin Dong's whereabouts, and doesn't cause trouble for Lin Dong, but when he returns to the hotel, he sends a video.
If Lin Dong knew about this, he would be so angry.
The most basic trust between people collapsed at this moment.
"Haha! Followers have increased again." Seeing that the number of followers is increasing, the panda's eyes suddenly fluttered.
boom.
The door of the room was pushed open and closed heavily. A host who lived in the same room as Panda Eye came in with a dejected expression on his face.
"Brother, what's the matter with you, why do you look unhappy?"
The anchor said: "What can I do, the special police outside the haunted house won't let me in, now it's dark, I'm still going in, I can't catch the heat.
If you get it, you can definitely make a small profit. "
Hearing this, the panda eyes leaned over, and whispered: "Brother, let me show you a clear way, let's not go to the heat of the haunted house, but to the heat of Brother Dong."
"Brother Dong? What Brother Dong?" The anchor looked confused.
Panda's eyes opened and his mouth went wrong, and he told about meeting Lin Dong.
"What? You said that Lin Dong, who became popular on the Internet, has come to Caiwowo Town?"
"Yes, not only is he here, but he is also a member of the police. He should have come here to solve the murder case of an Internet celebrity."
"Oh my god, so to speak, if you add up the heat of the haunted house and that of Lin Dong, hiss—" the male anchor took a breath, "This is a huge heat."
"Yes, it's the heat of the sky, look!"
Show your phone to the other party: "See, my number of fans has increased by [-], and the photos in this video were just taken by me and Brother Dong.
You see, the number of likes has risen to [-] now!The number of comments has reached [-], and there are so many reprints! "
"Haha! Brother, if we catch this wave of popularity well, we can make a lot of money and gain a lot of fans. At that time, we will not be small anchors, but also become small Internet celebrities, with a few dollars a year. One hundred thousand is no problem!"
The excited two people are still excited.
And this panda eye, what he didn't expect was that after he came to Caiwowo Town, he met many Internet celebrities and anchors, and became close to them.Mutual concern is to pay attention to each other.
He posted the video here, and basically the anchors who followed him all saw his video of taking photos with Lin Dong.
All of a sudden, these anchors and Internet celebrities who like to rub traffic and find hot spots all realized something.
Boom!
Boom!
There was a knock on the door of Panda Eye's room, and the door panel shook, as if it was about to fall from the door.
But there was still a smile on his face.
"Brother Dong, why don't you take a photo with me? I am your fan, and I will be your loyal fan in the future. On the Internet, I will always protect you!
I, Panda, will do what I say! "
Lin Dong saw the eager look on this panda's face, and they stood in front of the police car, and they couldn't delay the matter, after all, it was already late.
"Okay, I can take pictures with you, but I have a request."
"What request, Brother Dong, you say, your request is my request, what you say is what you say, I will listen to you."
Lin Dong nodded and said, "I can take pictures with you, but you can't reveal my whereabouts or my identity. Don't cause trouble for me!"
"no problem!"
Panda eyes patted his chest and assured, "Brother Dong, I promise, no, I swear, I swear to my ancestors, if I talk nonsense, I will burn the back of my head with sugar cakes, and have children without assholes. Can't stop peeing-"
Lin Dong interrupted: "No, you just need to remember, we are handling the case now, and we don't want to add unnecessary trouble, it won't help solve the case."
"I understand, Brother Dong, I understand everything!"
click!
Lin Dong took a photo with Panda Eye.In the photo, the panda eyes are gesticulating with scissors hands, and they are smiling brightly.
After Panda Eye left, Lin Dong got into the car.
on the police car.
"These anchors are really a bunch of flies. They buzz and don't bite and are annoying!" Team Leader Ye of the investigation team said angrily. The reason why he didn't get out of the car just now was because he was afraid that these anchors would ask questions.
Inside the rear car.
Professor Wang's condition is basically stable. After taking the medicine, his blood pressure dropped.He was sullen and said nothing.
Here's a little interlude.
However, it was delayed for a while. At this time, the sky was almost dark.
The car started and went straight into Caiwowo Town.
----
"Ha ha!"
With terrified panda eyes, he entered a hotel in the town.His face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile, blooming wantonly.
Although Caiwowo Town is not big, there are still hotels, but they are a bit dilapidated, and few people usually live there, but in the past week, the hotels are full.
There is no other reason. The people who stay in the hotel are basically out-of-town or local anchor internet celebrities.
They came to the town to visit the haunted house, or to catch the heat.Although after the murder, there were special special police guards on the haunted house to prevent these people from entering, but they still wanted it.Even if it is far away to photograph the haunted house, they are willing.
Because the netizens who like to be lively are willing to watch this.
After the murder, a female anchor secretly followed the police from the Caiwowo Town Police Station into the haunted house at night and started the live broadcast.
People from the police station surveyed the scene, and she was still broadcasting live.When the corpse was put down, she was still broadcasting live.
It was broadcast live for half an hour, until she was discovered by the police from the police station and kicked her out of the haunted house.At that time, the female anchor's popularity in the live broadcast room had reached 10,000+, and Yinlang's income exceeded 200 million, equivalent to tickets, and her net income was more than [-].
Live broadcasts can make money, and they can earn more than [-] yuan at once, which makes many Internet celebrity anchors who come to catch the popularity extremely envious.
Back at the hotel, in his room, Panda Eye made a video of the photo he and Lin Dong took and posted it on the Internet.
His copywriting: Female Internet celebrity Ping Wuqi's sister was murdered in a haunted house, and she met the Internet celebrity who became popular overnight, Brother Dong!The brother Dong you are looking for is here, and the truth about the haunted house you want to know is here!Follow me, @猫熊, the host will take you to the high speed#魔居#平平无奇姐#I am Lin Dong
As soon as his video was posted, there were comments below——
I laugh when you are cheap: I caught Dong Ge @I am Lin Dong
I am still the boy I used to be: Speak!What's your relationship with Brother Dong?Do you two have some dark secret?
Life is like a play: Panda, why is Brother Dong at the haunted house? Are you kidding me? He became popular overnight, so how could he be so popular? You are messing around!
Don't force me, I'm a female hooligan: You're so lucky that you even took a photo with your little brother, you're shameless, you're despicable, you're nasty, my little brother is mine, and no one can take it away
------
But ten minutes.
This video of Panda Eye has over [-] likes!
The number of comments has exceeded [-]!
The number of reprints exceeded [-]!
The panda eyes were so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and muttered: "The heat came too easily! Brother Dong, he will be my father from now on. Even if my ancestral grave explodes, it will be fine. I will recognize this father. Haha!"
He really didn't want to make a big face, and even replied to some netizens who left messages:
@I am still the boy I used to be: Baby, guess what is the relationship between Brother Dong and me? 【kiss】
@Life is like a play: Brother Dong is here in the haunted house. If I lie, I will give birth to a child without an asshole. Eating sugar cakes will burn the back of my head, and I will never stop urinating!
@Don't force me I'm a female hooligan: Sister, I won't compete with you for Brother Dong, Brother Dong is my father!
----
From the message that Panda Eye replied, it can be seen that he has no bottom line.
Say yes to Lin Dong, he only takes photos, never reveals Lin Dong's whereabouts, and doesn't cause trouble for Lin Dong, but when he returns to the hotel, he sends a video.
If Lin Dong knew about this, he would be so angry.
The most basic trust between people collapsed at this moment.
"Haha! Followers have increased again." Seeing that the number of followers is increasing, the panda's eyes suddenly fluttered.
boom.
The door of the room was pushed open and closed heavily. A host who lived in the same room as Panda Eye came in with a dejected expression on his face.
"Brother, what's the matter with you, why do you look unhappy?"
The anchor said: "What can I do, the special police outside the haunted house won't let me in, now it's dark, I'm still going in, I can't catch the heat.
If you get it, you can definitely make a small profit. "
Hearing this, the panda eyes leaned over, and whispered: "Brother, let me show you a clear way, let's not go to the heat of the haunted house, but to the heat of Brother Dong."
"Brother Dong? What Brother Dong?" The anchor looked confused.
Panda's eyes opened and his mouth went wrong, and he told about meeting Lin Dong.
"What? You said that Lin Dong, who became popular on the Internet, has come to Caiwowo Town?"
"Yes, not only is he here, but he is also a member of the police. He should have come here to solve the murder case of an Internet celebrity."
"Oh my god, so to speak, if you add up the heat of the haunted house and that of Lin Dong, hiss—" the male anchor took a breath, "This is a huge heat."
"Yes, it's the heat of the sky, look!"
Show your phone to the other party: "See, my number of fans has increased by [-], and the photos in this video were just taken by me and Brother Dong.
You see, the number of likes has risen to [-] now!The number of comments has reached [-], and there are so many reprints! "
"Haha! Brother, if we catch this wave of popularity well, we can make a lot of money and gain a lot of fans. At that time, we will not be small anchors, but also become small Internet celebrities, with a few dollars a year. One hundred thousand is no problem!"
The excited two people are still excited.
And this panda eye, what he didn't expect was that after he came to Caiwowo Town, he met many Internet celebrities and anchors, and became close to them.Mutual concern is to pay attention to each other.
He posted the video here, and basically the anchors who followed him all saw his video of taking photos with Lin Dong.
All of a sudden, these anchors and Internet celebrities who like to rub traffic and find hot spots all realized something.
Boom!
Boom!
There was a knock on the door of Panda Eye's room, and the door panel shook, as if it was about to fall from the door.
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