Almighty male god system

Wang San's best friend is a wine addict. When Lin Dong and Du Shaolong saw Lin Youping, Lin Youping was lying on a bench in the park, holding a wine bottle in his arms, and an open bag of peanuts next to him .

"It's him, he is Lin Youping."

Seeing this person, Lin Dong thought of a sentence, fish look for fish and shrimp, and turtles look for bastards.

According to Han Wangcai, this Lin Youping often drinks with Wang San, and Wang San specializes in cheating money from women.

This Lin Youping has unclean hands and feet and has the habit of petty theft.He was detained several times by the police station, but his attitude remained unchanged.

"Hey, Lin Youping wake up, wake up!"

Han Wangcai yelled a few times, but this Lin Youping was just like a dead pig, snoring and sleeping soundly.

A little embarrassed, Han Wangcai smiled wryly, and said to Lin Dong and Du Shaolong, "Both police officers, he drank too much and couldn't wake him up."

Wake up?Lin Dong has a trick.

But Du Shaolong was more straightforward. He walked over and stepped on Lin Youping's feet hard on purpose.

"Ouch!" The other party cried out in pain, and immediately woke up, opening his sleepy eyes.

"Fuck, what are you doing? Didn't you see that I am sleeping, master, go away." Master, he thought it was the old society now, and he was a landlord and rich man.

Han Wangcai said beside him: "Lin Youping, I'm Han Wangcai, do you remember, get up quickly, these two police officers have something to ask you."

"Officer? What officer, I don't know."

Lin Youping said drunkenly with his mouth full of alcohol.He closed his eyes again. Although he recognized Han Wangcai, he had a good relationship with Wang San, but he didn't care about Han Wangcai at all.

"It's the police, don't you know the police?"

Hearing the word "police", Lin Youping immediately opened his eyes, and he was so excited that most of the alcohol in his body disappeared.Seeing Lin Dong and Du Shaolong looking at him seriously, he tremblingly said, "Are you really the police?"

"Yes." Lin Dong admitted.

Hearing this, Lin Youping suddenly stood up, pushed Han Wangcai aside, and wanted to run away.Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, why are you running?

"Stop, don't run!" Lin Dong shouted.

Lin Youping didn't listen at all, and just ran away.

And Du Shaolong had foreseen it a long time ago, before Lin Youping ran far, he picked up a fist-sized stone from the ground and threw it out.

Snapped!
The stone hit Lin Youping's calf. The pain caused his body to become unstable, and Lin Youping fell to the ground.

When he got up and wanted to run again, Lin Dong and Du Shaolong had already come to him.

"Hmph, let's see where you are going."

Du Shaolong grabbed Lin Youping's clothes, frightened Lin Youping's face turned pale and broke into a profuse sweat.He hurriedly shouted: "Don't hit me, don't hit me, I will confess, I will confess—"

"I stole an old lady's wallet yesterday, and there was 300 yuan in it. Last night, I asked some buddies to make skewers, and the 300 yuan was spent.

And this morning, in the morning, I followed a man who was well dressed. I thought he was rich, so I followed him and cut his trouser pocket.

But he only has 20 yuan in his pocket. Zhen Nima is a poor man. I thought he had a lot of money on him!I spent the 20 yuan on wine and peanuts. "

He was honest, and he confessed without interrogation.

"What else?" Du Shaolong asked deliberately threatening.

"Also, I stalked a girl the day before yesterday. That girl looks really cool, just like Fan Bingbing. I wanted her phone number, but she didn't give it to me, and she even scolded me. stole her mobile phone and threw it into the sewer.”

"Also, I passed by a beggar half a month ago, and there was a broken bowl in front of him. I thought the beggar was blind, so I wanted to get some money out of the broken bowl.

Who knows, I just took ten yuan, and that old beggar chased me for several blocks.

Damn, that old beggar is not only not blind, but also has quicker legs and feet than me. Fortunately, he was not caught, otherwise I might not be able to beat him! "

"Okay, stop talking, we're not asking you such nonsense. You stand up!" Du Shaolong said solemnly.

Hearing this, Lin Youping hurriedly begged: "Comrade police, please forgive me, I am also forced to have no way out by life, I don't want to do those bad things, I don't want to steal money, but I don't have money, I have to eat sleep."

"That's not what we want to ask."

Du Shaolong said in a deep voice, "One yard counts for one yard. The two of us don't care about your previous mess. If you cooperate with our work, we don't care so much, and we don't need to send you to the police station."

"Really?" Lin Youping asked in amazement, a little unbelievable, the police comrades are so friendly now, you must know that the policemen you met before did not punish themselves.

"real!"

"Okay, then you can ask, and I will tell you everything I know. However, I only stole things, but I have never done any other bad things." Lin Youping was worried, afraid that the two policemen in front of him would set him up.

Lai had to talk nonsense with this Lin Youping, Du Shaolong directly lifted him up and brought him to the bench.

Start asking questions.

"How's your relationship with Han Wangfu? That's Wang San."

"Wangsan, I have a very good relationship with him. He is my best buddy. We often drink together. He is very generous and knows that my life is difficult, so he often treats me to dinner. Unfortunately, he was killed by someone. Listen Said it was a terrible death."

Lin Youping said angrily, "This is the murderer who went to prison, otherwise, I have to avenge my third brother Wang and kill that murderer!"

"Do you know who Wang San's girlfriend is?" Du Shaolong continued to ask.

Lin Youping replied: "Of course I know it. It's Huang Lijuan. I've seen that girl before. She's very pretty. Brother Wang and I are very lucky."

"Then what do you think of the relationship between Wang San and Huang Lijuan?"

Lin Youping thought for a while, and said: "Their relationship is okay. At the beginning, I remember that they were so good that they were often together. Later, there were conflicts, and the relationship was not so good."

"How do you say that?"

Lin Youping said that he often drinks with Wang San, so there is no one who knows more about Wang San than him.

The two are really good buddies, the relationship between Wang San and Han Wangcai is even better, so good that they almost wear a pair of pants.

At the beginning, when Wang San and Huang Lijuan were together, it was really hot fire, and they were full of passion when they encountered each other.

After getting along for a few months, all the problems in Wang San's body became apparent. She was lazy, ignorant, and unable to make money. In Huang Lijuan's eyes, these were all things she hated.

Lin Youping also knew about the quarrel between Huang Lijuan and Wang San in the billiard room.

Lin Youping said in a low voice: "Brother Wang San told me that Huang Lijuan originally planned to break up with him that time, but he used his own methods to get Huang Lijuan back, of course not for Huang Lijuan, but for her money.

After all my brother Wang San lives off of women. "

"Wang San told me that he secretly installed a pinhole camera in Huang Lijuan's residence, and took some unsightly pictures. It was discovered that Huang Lijuan and her brother-in-law Wu Tianhe had gotten together without him and Huang Lijuan's sister behind their backs.

I saw that video on Wangsan’s broken computer, it’s really wonderful, just like a certain country’s blockbuster! "

"However, Huang Lijuan didn't know about the shooting of the video. The three Wang brothers only talked about it, which made Huang Lijuan feel guilty, and successfully got 2 yuan from her.

During those days, my three Wang brothers were so chic and at ease!If only I could catch a girlfriend like Huang Lijuan, I can play and spend money! "