NBA: Starting from the first black eight miracles

Durant's eyes shone with anticipation.

He was convinced that Su Ze could help him, and fought back powerfully.

Su Ze smiled.

"Okay, I'll help you."

Su Ze agreed without hesitation.

Durant, a perfect little surfer.

It is not easy to teach him to spray people.

"Come on, give me the phone and let me see it."

Su Ze stretched out his hand, and Durant handed the phone to the other party.

Su Ze looked at the above content. Durant updated his social media. The content is generally that his skills have improved and his strength has improved.

But in the comments below, there are fans who are pessimistic about Durant, and they swear that Durant is rubbish, and Al Thornton in the same class is the star of tomorrow.

Su Ze couldn't help laughing angrily after reading it.

What the hell is Al Thornton?

After being selected by the Clippers with the 07th overall pick in 14, he became a drinking fountain administrator and quit the league not long after.

This kind of alliance is so small and transparent, is it worthy of being compared with Durant?
Without hesitation, Su Ze took the phone and typed a line.

"Do you know anyone with diabetes?"

"Who has sweet pee, come and wake him up!"

After Su Ze replied briefly, he returned the phone to Durant.

Durant couldn't wait to check Su Ze's reply, and couldn't help laughing when he saw it.

"Hahaha! Su, you are too talented!"

"Relief, really relieved!"

"Why didn't I think of waking him up with sweet urine?"

Durant leaned back and forth with a smile, looking excited.

"Su, come on, come on, is there any other classic way of spraying people?"

Durant looked at Su Ze, with more eagerness than anticipation in his eyes.

Su Ze couldn't help laughing.

He reached out and patted Durant on the shoulder vigorously.

"Xiao Du, young man, you need to practice more. Surfing the Internet and sparring with netizens is not advisable."

"However, if you encounter some trolls, don't control them, just do it."

Durant nodded vigorously.

"Don't worry, I'll just tough them up!"

"I'll also practice hard and then slap them in the face!"

When Durant spoke, there was still a hint of rebellious pride on his face.

Su Ze smiled ghostly.

He leaned close to Durant's ear and whispered, "It's okay to spray people, it's fair and square!"

"Remember, don't play trumpet!"

Durant's body shook violently, followed by the old man blushing.

He looked at Su Ze in disbelief.

"Su... how do you know?"

Su Ze laughed out loud.

"Because I have been educated for 500 years, and I have been educated for 500 years!"

"By the way, don't you want me to teach you a few swearing quotes?"

Su Ze gave a dry cough and changed the subject.

"Yes, yes, please, Su, please teach me!"

Su Ze rubbed his hands together, and approached Durant's ear treacherously.

"Listen well, I'll just say it once, it's up to you whether you remember it or not."

"Teach you three sentences first, use them properly."

Durant nodded vigorously.

"Remember to say good night to me every night and let me know that you are still alive tomorrow."

Durant frowned.

"Isn't this sentence too common?"

Su Ze smiled and said, "Keep listening."

"Shake your head and see if there is the sound of the sea."

"Does this mean there is water in the head?" Durant asked suspiciously.

Su Ze nodded in affirmation.

"The third sentence, I play seesaw with your mother, I am heavier."

Durant looked at Su Ze in a daze.

"Su, what does this sentence mean?"

"Spray people, just spray people, what kind of seesaw are you playing?"

Durant raised his hand and scratched the back of his head with a puzzled expression.

Su Ze laughed.

"Xiao Du, you are still too young."

"Is the seesaw the heavier side on the bottom and the lighter side up?"

Durant nodded blankly.

This is the truth that three-year-old children understand.

"Yes, that means, I'll knock your horse!"

puff!
Durant couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

He couldn't help giving a thumbs up and exclaimed, "Su, amazing!"

"Absolutely! The cursing around the corner is really yours!"

Durant's face was full of excitement, as if he had discovered a new world.

Su Ze bumped Durant on the shoulder.

"Xiao Du, young man, keep learning!"

Su Ze showed an expression that you understand, then turned and left coolly.

After leaving, Su Ze still didn't forget to turn sideways slightly, and saw Durant behind him typing on the keyboard of the mobile phone with a face full of excitement.

Su Ze smiled and shook his head.

At this time, McGrady, who had finished interviewing with the media, saw Su Ze approaching, so he took the initiative to greet him.

"Su, what did you whisper to Kevin just now?"

McGrady looked at Su Ze curiously.

"Teach him to be a qualified troll, the kind who doesn't swear at people." Su Ze replied with a smile.

"Oh."

Maddie looked suddenly enlightened.

Then, he pointed in the direction where Arenas was.

"Did you see it? That kid is already pretending!"

"Look at him showing off his skills in front of these high school students. Those who don't know think how good he is!"

Maddie pursed her lips with a disgusted expression on her face.

Originally, McGrady didn't have any opinion on Arenas, but because of Arenas' malicious foul on Su Ze last time, McGrady hated Arenas extremely.

"Go, go over and teach him a lesson, teach him a good lesson!"

Mai Di pulled Su Ze, and the two walked towards the court.

Arenas also noticed that two people were walking towards this side, so he also stopped the movement of his hands.

The focus of the media also focused on this place.

"Gilbert, you despicable villain, I never expected to meet you here!"

As soon as McGrady came up, he started to mock Arenas.

"Have you forgotten how you lost to Su Ze?"

"How dare you mislead young people here, you are very confident in your skills!"

"Come on, come on, do you dare to have a 1V1 heads-up match with me before the match starts?"

McGrady yelled at Arenas, almost raised his middle finger at Arenas.

Arenas smiled coldly.

"You know, my opponent is not you, but him!"

Arenas pointed at Su Ze while speaking.

"This time I'm going to teach him a lesson and kick his ass hard!"

Arenas said confidently.

Su Ze laughed.

"you sure?"

"Are you sure you want to challenge me?"

Arenas nodded vigorously.

"That's right!"

"Recently, my game skills have risen crazily, and it won't be a problem to beat you!"

"You're not afraid of me, are you?"

Su Ze picked his ears, and then said with a relaxed face: "Afraid? I will be afraid of many players, but I will not be afraid of the defeated players!"