Football: Just joined Chelsea and was targeted by Real Madrid

After the training ended that day, Zhang Ming rode a little donkey to drive home.

Zhang Ming's life in the past two days is: home, Haruko's school, Chelsea team, wandering around at three points and one line.

Get up in the morning to send Qingzi back to school, and then Zhang Ming returns to the team training.After the training, go to Haruko's school to take Haruko home and live in the world of two.

Life is beautiful.

But from today onwards, Zhang Ming can only live his life at home and with the team.

I just received a call from Haruko, saying that it is not convenient for me to come and accompany me this week.

As an industry insider, Zhang Ming immediately understood.

Just when Zhang Ming was thinking about where to go to relax, after all, it is not so easy for a man in the middle of the night in a foreign land.If it lasts like this for a year or so, your hands will be callused.

Seeing the calluses on the hands of the two boys of the reserve team, Wadzi and Amir, who doesn't understand.

When you ask Wa Deqi what's the matter with the calluses on his hands, Wa Deqi just smiles foolishly, which means you understand.

Amir is so fucking hypocritical, racking his brains every day to find excuses.Not to mention that in the end, he actually thought of an excuse that you can't refute:

It's for eating, and people eat with their hands, which makes sense.

Zhang Ming rode a donkey towards the gate of the team while trying to figure out how to play.Just when Zhang Ming was about to reach the team's gate, Balotelli came.

"Zhang, take a ride."

Balotelli said naively.

"Aren't you looking down on my little donkey? Go ride Boss Lan's sports car."

Zhang Ming looked at Balotelli and said.

That day Balotelli set off fireworks in the bathroom and made the bathroom look like an action set.

That night, Balotelli was homeless.

The British are really good at decorating. They can't do it with the bathroom, so you can renovate the bathroom.As a result, the construction party directly sealed off the entire house of Balotelli's house, saying it was for safety.

And the construction progress of the construction party is really not flattering.How long does it take to renovate a bathroom?If it is in the Dragon Country, it will be over in three days at most.

The construction team hired by Balotelli took a day just to survey the terrain.In the end, it was said that it would take two weeks to complete.

It's been a long time since Nima lived, the speed of a snail plus a tortoise.

For the past half month, Balotelli has been homeless.

At the beginning, Balotelli wanted to have a good relationship with Zhang Ming, so he wanted to make do with Zhang Ming's family for a while.In the end, he disliked Zhang Ming's little donkey for being too slow, so he went to another teammate's house to make do with it.

Only then did Zhang Ming know that Balotelli had also sold his own sports car.

Balotelli first went to Captain Terry's house to make do with it, and within a day, Terry kicked him out.

This kid is used to being careless, and he doesn't know how to talk low.

Having dinner at Terry's house, Terry brought out the wine enthusiastically, and Balotelli drank endlessly.It's fine if you drink it yourself, and you still drag Terry to drink with you.

As the captain, Terry was embarrassed to refuse because of face.But Terry's wife couldn't get used to it, and went to the restaurant to urge her several times, but Balotelli didn't understand what he meant.

Seeing that it was past the usual time to pay the public rations, Terry also annoyed Balotelli.Just when Terry's wife No. 18 came to urge him, Terry borrowed the donkey from the slope and followed his wife to the bedroom.

It stands to reason that Balotelli at this time should know what he means.

You just say:

Oh, sister-in-law, I'm sorry to delay your beautiful day.It's my brother's fault, I'm sorry.

It's nothing, after all, your reputation is there, it's just like that in this life, how can the wife of my sister-in-law have the same knowledge as you.

But Balotelli is fine:

Terry hadn't been in the room with his wife for more than 10 minutes.Terry had just finished the foreplay and before he even had time to remove the equipment, Balotelli knocked on the door.

Terry suppressed his anger and asked him what was the matter, but Balotelli asked if there was anything he needed to help.

What the hell, my sister-in-law kicked Terry to the ground angrily.Then Terry was pushed out of the room by his wife, and then locked the door from the inside.

Terry had no choice but to go downstairs with Balotelli and gossip about dick.

Looking at Terry's livid face, Balotelli also knew that he was too reckless just now, so he volunteered to clean up the dining table and wash the dishes.As a result, before clearing away the two bowls, he dropped two of his dinner plates.

In any case, Terry dared not let Balotelli do the dishes again.

Balotelli is a night owl. When he used to have money in his pocket, at this point in time, his night life has just begun. How can Balotelli fall asleep at this time.

The two big men sat there bragging. It was okay at first, but they chattered all over the place, and gradually they felt boring.

Terry was drowsy, but Balotelli was scurrying around in other people's houses full of energy.

Terry had no choice but to endure sleepiness and continue drinking with Balotelli.

Balotelli stopped working until midnight.

The next day, returning to the team in Terry's sports car, Balotelli bragged to his teammates about how interesting the boss is, and even ignored his wife in order to drink with him.

He also said that he will live in Terry's house for the next half month.Not for anything else, just because the boss likes to drink with him.

As a result, before the afternoon training was over, Terry asked Mourinho for leave and went home early.

No way, Balotelli went to the vice-captain Cech again.

At first Cech was also very enthusiastic to take Balotelli home.

Cech is a Czech. As the goalkeeper of Chelsea, he has a good income and bought a villa in London, where land is very expensive.

His niece from his hometown is studying in London, so Cech naturally invited his niece to live in his home.

As a result, after two glasses of wine, Balotelli committed his old habit again, staring straight at his niece.

The little girl was so scared that she didn't dare to go out to go to the bathroom.

Cech doesn't understand the twists and turns.

The next day, Cech also asked for leave early and went back.

Balotelli went to bother Lampard again.

Zhang Ming knew about this, thinking of calling Lucy a few days ago, Lucy said that the exchange meeting was not over yet, and she would not be back until Christmas.

Since Lucy is not at home, you can go, otherwise Zhang Ming is really worried that Balotelli will give him a green.

As a result, that night, Balotelli asked Lampard's father for a drink, and Lao Lan was hospitalized after drinking it.

Since then, Balotelli has become a ghost.

No one wants to talk to this kid.

No, the desperate Balotelli came to trouble Zhang Ming again.At this time, Balotelli didn't dislike Zhang Ming's little donkey for being quiet, and sat on the little donkey with a shameless face and couldn't get off.

Seeing that Balotelli was eyeing Zhang Ming, Lampard, Terry and Petr Cech all came over to say good things to Balotelli:
What, the minibus has a good character.You are old players again, you can exchange skills.You have also communicated before, and you are familiar with the road, so you can have more in-depth exchanges.

As long as the place where Balotelli lives is settled, this kid will not bother him.

A group of big brothers are all good people, how can they not understand this twists and turns, they all wish Zhang Ming could take Balotelli in.

What can Zhang Ming do?He could only take Balotelli home on a little donkey.