Daning Dynasty god-level sign-in system

Xiao Yan's mutton skewers were still three centimeters away from his mouth. Hearing this, he paused and said, "Your majesty, you don't know. You were busy collecting debts at noon, so you didn't even bother to eat! Look at how much you're doing. Ten mutton skewers already! Just make do with a meal and fill your stomach!"

Nima, this guy is still showing off how much he masturbates!
Ning Shizheng doesn't care whether he collects debts or not, he only cares about his three mutton skewers now, yes, they are all his, and no one can snatch them.

Liu Bao kept winking at Xiao Yan, but Xiao Yan didn't see it at all.

With Liu Bao's unremitting efforts, finally, the corner of Xiao Yan's eyes caught sight of this scene, and he asked: "Eunuch Liu, are your eyes lost in the sand?"

Liu Bao hurriedly said, "Ah? Is there any?"

Xiao Yan: "No? Then why do I see your eyes blinking all the time?"

Liu Bao: "Really? Then our family must be blinded by the sand, right?"

Xiao Yan: "What do you mean should be? If it is, then it is not!"

Liu Bao really wanted to kick the mallet hard, "Yes, yes, our family is fascinated by sand!"

Ning Shizheng: "Xiao Yan, put down the skewers!"

Xiao Yan: Damn, what happened to the emperor?Menopause?Don't you give me food when you're hungry?

Ning Shizheng couldn't care about face anymore, he got up and grabbed the mutton skewers that Xiao Yan hadn't put down, and bit down hard.

Xiao Yan was shocked, what the hell is going on?It's not good to grab it directly, right?You are the emperor!If you want to eat, you can tell me. If you don’t tell me, how will I know you want to eat, right?

After a moment of chaos in the breeze, Xiao Yan, who was belatedly aware of it, finally realized it from his thinking pattern: Nima, I wanted to eat the mutton skewers grilled by my uncle, but I was too embarrassed to ask, and Liu Baoguang knew that he was winking, what's the matter? Sorry to say it!
Isn't it just a few hundred people watching from the sidelines?

Uncle Ben is not embarrassed at all, okay?Well, not bad, I've played dozens of strings in a row, and I'm quite relaxed!

It made Uncle Ben think that the emperor had reached early menopause!
Ning Shizheng took a bite of the mutton skewers, and the [-] grass-mud horses that were running wildly in his heart suddenly stopped. As the chewing progressed, the grass-mud horses quickly disappeared.

What followed was a small grass slowly sprouting from the ground, and then two small grasses, three small grasses...

Numerous small grasses sprout and grow, gradually forming a prairie.

After eating the three skewers of mutton skewers, I also successfully planted grass in my heart.

"Xiao Aiqing, I have eaten Daliang's barbecue before, but the taste is completely incomparable to yours!"

Needless to say?My kebabs have gone through the test of a long history. I don’t know how many improvements have been made during the period. How can the primitive and backward barbecue of Daliang be compared?
Xiao Yan: "Uh, this kebab is my original method, the original secret recipe, Dalian people all use barbaric and primitive methods, so the taste is naturally very different!"

Ning Shizheng tried his best to control the sound of drooling: "Ahem, is this kebab gone?"

Xiao Yan wanted to laugh, but he never thought that Ning Shizheng would be so fascinated by the mutton skewers, "Uh! Yes, there is, but I have to wait for half an hour, why don't you try the chicken wings first?"

Ning Shizheng: "Okay, okay! I won't be polite!"

You're welcome, there's nothing wrong with that!
Nine out of ten grilled chicken wings entered Ning Shizheng's stomach.

Xiao Yan only ate one!
Obviously, Ning Shizheng is also a big foodie. After eating nine chicken wings, he still looked unsatisfied. His eyes were fixed on the big chicken legs again, and the second batch of mutton kebabs and chicken wings that were not fully cooked. , and the new squid prawns and so on.

Xiao Yan: "The chicken drumsticks are cooked too, you can eat them! Would you like some [-] wine?"

Ning Shizheng wiped the oil stains from the corners of his mouth, and said vaguely: "What is [-]...*×...wine?"

Xiao Yan waited for the food in his mouth to be chewed and swallowed before he said again: "I was the one who gave this wine a name, so it's easier to understand!"

Ning Shizheng nodded: "Alright, let's have a taste!"

Xiao Yan: "Your Majesty, we have enough skewers here, do you want to invite a few more people to eat together?"

Ning Shizheng: "It's up to you to decide!"

Xiao Yan first handed a roasted chicken leg to Liu Bao, who was drooling for a long time, "Elder-in-law is hungry too! Let's fill up the hunger with a chicken leg first!"

Ning Shizheng was here, so Liu Bao couldn't sit down, so he took the chicken leg from Xiao Yan and smiled gratefully: "Haha! Then our family will be disrespectful!"

Xiao Yan looked around again, and many honorable ministers who were watching stretched out their necks one by one.

They had never seen Ning Shizheng so choosy.The royal chefs of the palace are all masters of cooking, and they have already taken Ning Shizheng's mouth, so they usually eat lightly.

Who would have thought that today would be an eye-opener for everyone. It turned out that the emperor would gobble up the meal, and even snatched the kebab from Uncle Zhongyong's hand!
This simply surprised all the nobles and civil and military officials!

Especially Prince Ning Yuanwen, who stood at the front, was supposed to be in the C position, but because his father snatched the skewers from Zhongyong uncle Xiao Yan, he felt like a thorn in his back.

Nima, it's a bit embarrassing!I still don't know how the civil and military ministers think of him as a prince.

Fortunately, he secretly looked to the sides and found that no one was looking at him, but after a brief surprise, he was once again fascinated by the strange aroma of the skewers.

The ministers were so greedy that they even started whispering.

Hu Yiming, Lord Baoguo: "I don't know what the origin of this Xiao Yan is, but he can cook such delicious meat skewers!"

Cao Guogong Deng Zishan: "My lord also has this question, our emperor actually used so much! It's really the only one I've seen in my life!"

When the emperor eats, they all call it meal.

Duke Ding Xu Hongyi: "Ahem, if the Duke of this country is not dazzled, the emperor seems to have taken the skewers from Xiao Yan's hand!"

Duke Bao: "Ahem, be careful! But the Lord of the State seemed to be dazzled just now!"

Xu Hongyi: "Oh yes, my eyes are dazzled!"

Zhao Ping, Duke of Qi: "This loyal and brave uncle has no eyesight, so he doesn't want to invite us Dukes to taste delicious food!"

Xu Weifan, Marquis of Dingxi: "His Royal Highness hasn't been invited yet! Let's forget it!"

Zhao Anguo, the Marquis of Anyuan, had a look of resentment on his face: "This Xiao Yan simply doesn't take the prince seriously! It's fine if he doesn't pay attention to us nobles, but let His Highness stand here for so long, what's wrong with that?" Is it the way of hospitality?"