Three Kingdoms: Salted Fish's son-in-law was overheard by Cao Cao

【Great work!Establish a career!Crazy, after making great achievements, how can I paddle?How can I fish?How can you live an easy life? 】

"But Taining, don't you just have the heart to watch that Wen Chou insult us like this?"

Han Ze looked at Wen Chou, who led Yuan Shaojun to abuse him, and seemed to feel a little funny.

"It's quite interesting."

Cao Cao...

Seeing that Dian Wei on Cao Jun's side has been out of battle for a long time, Wen Chou seems to have caught something.

Could it be that the soldiers in Cao's army didn't respond well to Dian Wei's battle, so Cao Cao didn't want to send Dian Wei to fight again?
In this way, Cao Jun will have no one to fight me.

Thinking of this ugliness made me more excited.

"Dian Wei! How dare you come out and fight me."

"Dian Wei, don't be a turtle, be a human being. Hahaha"

Dian Wei was furious and furious, but Cao Cao didn't nod, so Dian Wei naturally wouldn't go out to fight privately.

Not knowing what Cao Cao had planned, Dian Wei had no choice but to call for another battle.

"My lord, should I just let him continue to insult me ​​like this? Let me fight, and I will definitely kill Wen Chou as well."

Cao Cao hesitated, looking at Wen Chou who was arrogant and domineering in front of the battle, and Han Ze who was complacent at the side, Cao Cao didn't know whether he should continue to wait.

If Wen Chou is allowed to insult him like this, I am afraid that the morale that has been raised so hard will drop again in a short time.

Hey, Han Ze is a salted fish.

Seemingly feeling the scolding in Cao Cao's heart, Han Ze turned to look at Cao Cao.

"Prime Minister, Wen Chou scolded in front of the battle, why can't we scold him in the middle of the battle. If I just stand here and scold him, can he still rush over and kill me?"

Cao Cao wanted to help his forehead, but thought of himself standing on the chariot, he held back that movement.

"Taining, you also said that people are in front of the battle. If you curse people in the army, wouldn't it be a solid reputation for a coward? How can it boost morale?"

Han Ze suddenly thought of the cross talks, sketches, and talk shows of later generations: "Prime Minister, as long as we scold funny and make the soldiers laugh, it will not only improve morale, but may also improve cohesion."

Cao Cao thought about it for a while, and the sergeants laughed at each other, which could really boost morale, so they started to struggle again, and Dian Wei fell into deep thought.

It would be embarrassing if it was a general who scolded each other in the army, but what if it was a civil servant.

Thinking about it, Dian Wei turned his gaze to Guo Jia, Xun You, Cheng Yu and others. Dian Wei glanced over those people, and suddenly understood what Dian Wei was thinking, and suddenly turned his head to glare at Dian Wei.

Although everyone is a strategist, it is too cheap to scold the other generals.

It should be right to win the scolding, isn't the ability of a counselor reflected in his words.

But if you lose the scolding, it would be too embarrassing.

On the opposite side, Wen Chou was still cursing.

"Is there no one in Cao Ying? Not even a single one dared to come out to fight. They really are a bunch of idiots."

Dian Wei looked at Cao Cao: "Master, let me go."

Wen Chou laughed loudly in front of the battle: "Come to fight Daddy, and you will not disappoint the people's food and grass. Oh, your horses are moving. Are you even worse than a beast?"

"If you're so timid, you're still not a man. Why don't you just go home and coax the children, hahaha."

The counselors also looked at Cao Cao, but Cao Cao hesitated, focusing on Wen Chou, but ignoring Han Ze.

"Why don't all of you in Cao Ying recognize me as Wen Chou's father? Then I won't bother you anymore, but you have to pay tribute from time to time."

People at this time attached great importance to filial piety, and Wen Chou's insult to Cao Jun's father naturally aroused more people's anger.

Cao Cao couldn't suppress it anymore, and was about to call Dian Wei to fight when he suddenly saw a group of people coming up from the side, and then looked around, and found that Han Ze had disappeared at some point.

The team was carrying a wooden utensil, which seemed familiar at first glance, but they couldn't remember what it was.

When everyone was confused, Han Ze appeared next to the team. Under Han Ze's command, the device was supported on the ground, and then the front end was propped open.

After unfolding, it looks like a bell like an umbrella. Only then did everyone realize that when the thing is closed, it is just a closed umbrella.It's just too huge for everyone to recognize.

This thing was originally a work of Han Ze's game. It is a horn that can be folded and unfolded. It is made of metal and covered with wood chips to gather sound.

The loudspeaker stood in front of the formation and immediately attracted everyone's attention. Han Ze smiled charmingly at Cao Cao, his mouth crooked into a "√" shape.

Cao Cao's heart skipped a beat, feeling that something strange was about to happen.

Before he could stop it, Han Ze had arranged for soldiers to shout at Wen Chou.

"Daddy's daddy is called grandpa, and aunt's aunt is called grandma..."

Everyone is confused, what is this? Although it sounds catchy, why does it have a feeling of being superior.

And why did you suddenly call this out? Isn't this something everyone knows?

Yuan Shaojun and Wen Chou were also interrupted by this sudden change, looking at the wooden utensil with the shining iron inside, a little dazed.

The soldier stopped after shouting twice, and continued shouting according to the words given by Han Ze.

"Just now the general on the opposite side asked us to recognize you as our father, but there are many problems here, and we need to ask them one by one before we can recognize you."

Wen Chou suddenly became happy, what's the matter with this silly boy, I asked you to recognize me as a father, but you actually took it seriously and asked me questions.

Then I thought about it, there is no loss in answering a few questions, even if I can't answer, it will also hurt the morale of the other party. After all, I almost became Cao Jun's father.

"Hahaha, of course you can, but you have to say yes, if I answer your question, you must recognize me as your father."

Han Ze ignored Wen Chou's words and asked directly, "Daddy's daddy is grandpa, but it's a name for blood relatives."

"I have a grandfather by blood, so if you want to be my father, you must let your mother marry my grandfather as a concubine, so that we can become a family."

Wen Chou knew that this question must be out of good intentions, but he didn't expect to play the ethics card as soon as it came up, and he was furious.

But Han Ze didn't give Wen Chou a chance to refute, and continued to let the soldiers continue to shout.

"Or, your mother was originally my grandfather's homeless concubine, and now you come to recognize your ancestors and return to your clan?"

Wen Chou brandished his spear and shouted, "Where did that dog thief come from, who dares to take advantage of your grandpa."

"Hey, why do you call yourself a grandpa again? So your grandma is my great-grandfather living outside..."

wow——

The soldiers in the Cao camp laughed out loud at Han Ze's nonsense operations. Everyone was very happy to see Wen Chou being deflated. Now that Han Ze is taking advantage of Wen Chou, everyone is happy to hear it.

Han Ze didn't stop, and continued to shout: "Besides, your name is not good. My family is a heir to poetry and literature. The name Wen Chou is too embarrassing."

"However, it can be regarded as self-aware and well-known. Could it be that the husband who taught you saw that your articles were too ugly, so that's why he called you ugly?"

"Wow! Damn the little thief, even Lu Bu, the servant of the three surnames, has never been insulted like this. Today I will fight with you."