Three Kingdoms: Shocked, my father-in-law is Cao Cao!
Chapter 6 Damn it!What about my 8-pound big knife?
In the big tent, there was no sound, and suddenly fell into silence.
There is no doubt that it is all helpless.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Outside the tent, the sky suddenly became cloudy, thunder and lightning flashed, and a gust of wind made the tent rattle.
Thinking of Jiang Zhe's words, Xu Chu's body trembled, and he suddenly sobered up completely.
"It doesn't take ten days! My lord, I have a plan. In just three to five days, Xiapi City can be destroyed without attack, and Lu Bu will be captured obediently."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was stunned and looked at each other in blank dismay.
Who doesn't know Xu Chutie's simple name?
Even Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, Jia Xu, and Xun You, the five great counselors, are at a loss. What tricks can he come up with?
"Xu Chu, I smell the smell of alcohol on your body. In the handsome tent, you are not allowed to brag after drinking. Don't make trouble if you have nothing to do. Go back to sleep."
Cao Cao looked displeased.
This guy gave him stinky socks before, and the debt has not yet been settled.
Xu Chu said loudly: "My lord, I really have a clever plan. I can use the Sishui River to attack the city."
"Xu Chu, are you confused? The Sishui River is a moat, how can it be used to attack the city?" Cao Ren was the first to stand up and questioned.
"Why not?"
Xu Chu puffed out his chest, raised his head, and said with a high air: "Those who win here will be destroyed here!"
Cao Cao stared.
This idiot suddenly became enlightened?How can you say such a learned word?
"Those who gain here are destroyed here."
On the contrary, Guo Jia and Xun Yu, who read this sentence silently one after another, suddenly got a reminder, as if they were enlightened, and they had a plan in an instant.
It's just that neither of them believed that the strategy they thought of after racking their brains would coincide with a reckless man.
And this reckless man thought of it before they did!
This makes them unacceptable!
So, the two asked unwillingly at the same time: "Xu Chu, tell me, what plan do you have?"
Xu Chu was triumphant, showing a mysterious look, and repeated Jiang Zhe's words just now with added details.
"A brilliant idea, a brilliant idea!"
"Zhongkang's (Xu Zhu's word) plan can reach a million soldiers, and he will be able to easily break through Xiapi City."
All the generals in the account rubbed their eyes, looked at him with admiration, clasped their hands together, and praised Xu Chu for cheating!
"Xu Zhu, according to what you're saying, you've already expected that there will be a heavy rain now?"
Guo Jia and Xun Yu both stared at Xu Zhu carefully, they couldn't believe that Xu Zhu could come up with such a brilliant plan.
"Hmph, isn't that great?"
Xu Zhu's face was calm, and he spread his hands: "Stop pretending, it's a showdown, the number one adviser in the world is me, Xu Chu, Xu Zhongkang, I know astronomy at the top, and geography at the bottom. I have a unique skill and can do anything."
"Looking at the sky at night, predicting the weather, and a trivial matter are nothing at all."
"Everyone, don't be shocked."
When had he ever reached such a height? This feeling of being surrounded by stars made him soar for nine days.
Now if you want him to tell Jiang Zhe frankly, there is no way!
Obviously, Xu Zhu's pretense was too much.
Knowing astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, Qimen Dunjia knows everything?
Could this have anything to do with him, Xu Chu?
Not to mention shrewd people like Cao Cao, Guo Jia, and Xun Yu, even military generals like Cao Ren, Xu Huang, and Xia Houyuan were beaten to death.
Everyone is a brother who kills people together, who knows the root and the bottom, who doesn't know who?
What is Xu Chu like?
Fighting bravely, crossing the battlefield, and having the courage to be invincible, it is indeed awesome.
But to believe that he knows astronomy and geography, has a unique armor, can watch the sky at night, and predict the weather, it is purely insulting his IQ.
Seeing everyone laughing at him, Xu Chu immediately became upset.
"Why, I have a showdown, you still don't believe it?"
"To tell you the truth, I, Xu Chu, usually just don't want to show off. If I show a little bit of real talent, then what kind of crouching dragon and phoenix chick, I can only carry my shoes."
Cao Cao took a blank look at this guy and came up with such a good plan. It's okay to brag about it, but he obviously took everyone present as fools.
"Xu Chu, who did you listen to these words?"
Cao Cao asked.
"My lord, don't you believe me? For your great cause, I forgot to sleep and eat, and study military art with my head hanging on the beam and my buttocks... You are like this, I am very hurt."
Xu Chu showed a resentful expression.
Unexpectedly, Cao Cao spit directly.
"It's endless, isn't it? You want me to settle the score with you for the treatment of my illness before?"
"Tell me about you, you can't read a thousand characters, you can't read a basket of Dou Da's characters, you also know astronomy and geography, you have a strange door, you watch the sky at night, you suddenly became a fairy, right?"
"Be honest, who told you!"
Cao Cao's accusations made all the generals laugh out loud.
Look at this idiot, he doesn't have any compulsions in his heart at all, a little bragging is harmless, but you brag about everything that doesn't matter, so you will be scolded now.
"Tell me, why don't I tell you the truth, my lord, don't be angry."
Xu Chu felt aggrieved, like a little daughter-in-law.
"My lord, it is like this."
"I went to drink just now, and suddenly a brilliance flashed, and an old fairy with white hair and beard walked towards me."
"He told me that my lord will achieve great things. There will be a sudden rainstorm this afternoon, and it will last for three days. The old god asked me to tell my lord that I can dig the Sishui River and break through Xiapi City."
Xu Chu looked swearing.
There is no way, I am used to bragging, and I really can't change it for a while.
Of course, he is not a stingy person, and he can't see Jiang Zhe making meritorious deeds.
The main reason is that if you speak out now, there will be too many people talking, and it will inevitably expose Cao Cao's identity.
Didn't Jiang Zhe mistook Cao Cao for his father-in-law? Xu Chu thought it was quite fun, and more importantly, he could hide his identity and continue to cheat Jiang Zhe into drinking.
"That's right, the lord's fate will bring great success."
"Even the immortals help the lord, the city of Xiapi will be broken soon."
None of the generals doubted Xu Chu's absurd remarks.
After all, this statement is more convincing than a Tie Hanhan saying that it was his clever plan and forecasted weather.
In this era, there are still many people who believe in the things that are talked about by gods and gods.
Although Cao Cao didn't believe it in his heart, he could only sigh helplessly if Xu Chu didn't say anything.
"All the generals listened to the order and went back to their camps, rectified their troops and horses, stationed their troops at high places, and three days after they were ready, they dug the Sishui River and attacked Xiapi City."
"promise!"
The generals gladly took orders and left one after another.
In the big tent, only Cao Cao and Guo Jia were left.
Cao Cao stroked his long beard, half-closed his eyes, and asked in a deep voice, "Feng Xiao, do you believe Xu Chu's words?"
Guo Jia cupped his hands and said, "My lord, don't doubt it. There are no gods in the world. I think Xu Chu has someone to guide him."
Cao Cao thought for a moment, then nodded secretly.
There is no doubt that it is all helpless.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Outside the tent, the sky suddenly became cloudy, thunder and lightning flashed, and a gust of wind made the tent rattle.
Thinking of Jiang Zhe's words, Xu Chu's body trembled, and he suddenly sobered up completely.
"It doesn't take ten days! My lord, I have a plan. In just three to five days, Xiapi City can be destroyed without attack, and Lu Bu will be captured obediently."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was stunned and looked at each other in blank dismay.
Who doesn't know Xu Chutie's simple name?
Even Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, Jia Xu, and Xun You, the five great counselors, are at a loss. What tricks can he come up with?
"Xu Chu, I smell the smell of alcohol on your body. In the handsome tent, you are not allowed to brag after drinking. Don't make trouble if you have nothing to do. Go back to sleep."
Cao Cao looked displeased.
This guy gave him stinky socks before, and the debt has not yet been settled.
Xu Chu said loudly: "My lord, I really have a clever plan. I can use the Sishui River to attack the city."
"Xu Chu, are you confused? The Sishui River is a moat, how can it be used to attack the city?" Cao Ren was the first to stand up and questioned.
"Why not?"
Xu Chu puffed out his chest, raised his head, and said with a high air: "Those who win here will be destroyed here!"
Cao Cao stared.
This idiot suddenly became enlightened?How can you say such a learned word?
"Those who gain here are destroyed here."
On the contrary, Guo Jia and Xun Yu, who read this sentence silently one after another, suddenly got a reminder, as if they were enlightened, and they had a plan in an instant.
It's just that neither of them believed that the strategy they thought of after racking their brains would coincide with a reckless man.
And this reckless man thought of it before they did!
This makes them unacceptable!
So, the two asked unwillingly at the same time: "Xu Chu, tell me, what plan do you have?"
Xu Chu was triumphant, showing a mysterious look, and repeated Jiang Zhe's words just now with added details.
"A brilliant idea, a brilliant idea!"
"Zhongkang's (Xu Zhu's word) plan can reach a million soldiers, and he will be able to easily break through Xiapi City."
All the generals in the account rubbed their eyes, looked at him with admiration, clasped their hands together, and praised Xu Chu for cheating!
"Xu Zhu, according to what you're saying, you've already expected that there will be a heavy rain now?"
Guo Jia and Xun Yu both stared at Xu Zhu carefully, they couldn't believe that Xu Zhu could come up with such a brilliant plan.
"Hmph, isn't that great?"
Xu Zhu's face was calm, and he spread his hands: "Stop pretending, it's a showdown, the number one adviser in the world is me, Xu Chu, Xu Zhongkang, I know astronomy at the top, and geography at the bottom. I have a unique skill and can do anything."
"Looking at the sky at night, predicting the weather, and a trivial matter are nothing at all."
"Everyone, don't be shocked."
When had he ever reached such a height? This feeling of being surrounded by stars made him soar for nine days.
Now if you want him to tell Jiang Zhe frankly, there is no way!
Obviously, Xu Zhu's pretense was too much.
Knowing astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, Qimen Dunjia knows everything?
Could this have anything to do with him, Xu Chu?
Not to mention shrewd people like Cao Cao, Guo Jia, and Xun Yu, even military generals like Cao Ren, Xu Huang, and Xia Houyuan were beaten to death.
Everyone is a brother who kills people together, who knows the root and the bottom, who doesn't know who?
What is Xu Chu like?
Fighting bravely, crossing the battlefield, and having the courage to be invincible, it is indeed awesome.
But to believe that he knows astronomy and geography, has a unique armor, can watch the sky at night, and predict the weather, it is purely insulting his IQ.
Seeing everyone laughing at him, Xu Chu immediately became upset.
"Why, I have a showdown, you still don't believe it?"
"To tell you the truth, I, Xu Chu, usually just don't want to show off. If I show a little bit of real talent, then what kind of crouching dragon and phoenix chick, I can only carry my shoes."
Cao Cao took a blank look at this guy and came up with such a good plan. It's okay to brag about it, but he obviously took everyone present as fools.
"Xu Chu, who did you listen to these words?"
Cao Cao asked.
"My lord, don't you believe me? For your great cause, I forgot to sleep and eat, and study military art with my head hanging on the beam and my buttocks... You are like this, I am very hurt."
Xu Chu showed a resentful expression.
Unexpectedly, Cao Cao spit directly.
"It's endless, isn't it? You want me to settle the score with you for the treatment of my illness before?"
"Tell me about you, you can't read a thousand characters, you can't read a basket of Dou Da's characters, you also know astronomy and geography, you have a strange door, you watch the sky at night, you suddenly became a fairy, right?"
"Be honest, who told you!"
Cao Cao's accusations made all the generals laugh out loud.
Look at this idiot, he doesn't have any compulsions in his heart at all, a little bragging is harmless, but you brag about everything that doesn't matter, so you will be scolded now.
"Tell me, why don't I tell you the truth, my lord, don't be angry."
Xu Chu felt aggrieved, like a little daughter-in-law.
"My lord, it is like this."
"I went to drink just now, and suddenly a brilliance flashed, and an old fairy with white hair and beard walked towards me."
"He told me that my lord will achieve great things. There will be a sudden rainstorm this afternoon, and it will last for three days. The old god asked me to tell my lord that I can dig the Sishui River and break through Xiapi City."
Xu Chu looked swearing.
There is no way, I am used to bragging, and I really can't change it for a while.
Of course, he is not a stingy person, and he can't see Jiang Zhe making meritorious deeds.
The main reason is that if you speak out now, there will be too many people talking, and it will inevitably expose Cao Cao's identity.
Didn't Jiang Zhe mistook Cao Cao for his father-in-law? Xu Chu thought it was quite fun, and more importantly, he could hide his identity and continue to cheat Jiang Zhe into drinking.
"That's right, the lord's fate will bring great success."
"Even the immortals help the lord, the city of Xiapi will be broken soon."
None of the generals doubted Xu Chu's absurd remarks.
After all, this statement is more convincing than a Tie Hanhan saying that it was his clever plan and forecasted weather.
In this era, there are still many people who believe in the things that are talked about by gods and gods.
Although Cao Cao didn't believe it in his heart, he could only sigh helplessly if Xu Chu didn't say anything.
"All the generals listened to the order and went back to their camps, rectified their troops and horses, stationed their troops at high places, and three days after they were ready, they dug the Sishui River and attacked Xiapi City."
"promise!"
The generals gladly took orders and left one after another.
In the big tent, only Cao Cao and Guo Jia were left.
Cao Cao stroked his long beard, half-closed his eyes, and asked in a deep voice, "Feng Xiao, do you believe Xu Chu's words?"
Guo Jia cupped his hands and said, "My lord, don't doubt it. There are no gods in the world. I think Xu Chu has someone to guide him."
Cao Cao thought for a moment, then nodded secretly.
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