Three Kingdoms: Shocked, my father-in-law is Cao Cao!
Chapter 44 Is this guy peeing his pants?
Jiang Zhe only used half of his strength to beat the noble young master so badly that he was dizzy.
At one point, Jiang Zhe considered whether to use only a little strength in group fights in the future.
The young master covered the corners of his eyes that were still bleeding, and he was even more dissatisfied in his heart. He roared and ordered the servants beside him.
"Ah, this bastard! Kill him!"
That servant was also a loyal dog, and he didn't even think about killing someone for his life. He would play for real when he drew his long sword.
——If you don't do something, I'm afraid something big will happen!
Jiang Zhe immediately drew out his green sword and shouted: "A madman! I am the new General of Futu, so is Jiang Shouyi!"
...the audience fell silent.
Suddenly thunderous laughter resounded over the barracks, this time even the melon-eating crowd around couldn't hold back.
"Hahaha, I heard that Jiang Shouyi is ten feet tall and is known as a giant."
"Come on, he invented Quyuanli. I heard he was at least 60 years old."
"It's not right. I heard that he is full of tendons. Even Xu Chu, who is next to the prime minister, can't match him."
Jiang Zhe listened to them, and then looked at himself.
He also felt ten thousand mud horses galloping past him several times.
"That... Brothers, all you have heard are rumors that I, Jiang Shouyi, am not a giant, nor do I have a fleshy body, and I am not even 60 years old, no matter what."
The boy said with disdainful eyes: "Really? I don't believe it~"
After Jiang Zhe heard his "disbelief", he wanted to go crazy, and a big and fleshy TV hostess in his previous life appeared in his mind.
"wdnmd! Your nonsense is true because you don't believe it, it becomes a lie! Then according to this, did you really come out of your mother's belly? I would like to believe that I am your father!"
"You you you! Dirty bastard, I will kill you today to clear my mother's name!"
This scolding really worked, the young master seemed to have lost his mind from anger, and turned angrily to pick up the family heirloom sword that was thrown on the ground.
"Hey, I can't bear it, young master, please get up quickly. I'm not your father. Why do you do this to me?"
Taking advantage of the guy bending over to take the sword at ninety degrees, Jiang Zhe found the right moment and another wave of humiliation.
The young master didn't say a word, he drew out his long sword and stabbed directly at Jiang Zhe's heart.
This is a posture to kill, Jiang Zhe kicked decisively, kicked the sword that was stabbing at him directly into the sky with the help of the addition of divine power, and flew several meters straight to the ground.
And the blade of the Qingzhi Sword had already touched the neck of the person who made the strike.
The surrounding melon-eating soldiers saw that the situation was not good, and Jiang Zhe would be able to take the young man's life in the next second, so they were also ready to move.
"I'll see who dares to step forward to help!"
Jiang Zhe's roar obviously increased a lot of anger, and he didn't know where the courage came from, which shocked the hearts of these soldiers.
"But." Jiang Zhe's innocence was even a little close, "If anyone wants to die, then the sword on the ground will become your tombstone. Don't worry, I will be responsible for the burial."
Cao Ning personally taught me to say the most terrifying words in the gentlest tone.
These soldiers didn't dare to make mistakes and could only put their weapons back into their sheaths.
After all, if there is a real fight, if you die, your life will be gone. If you really win and kill someone, then you will probably still be dead when interrogated by Xu Changling. Such a loss-making deal is not worthwhile.
"Who is making the noise here?" The heavy voice immediately stopped the noise of the onlookers.
Judging from the sound, the visitor was probably about 50 years old, but it was indeed the case when he looked at it again, the white hair was neatly hugged in the crown, and the beard at the corner of the mouth was also neatly groomed, looking very lean and weather-beaten. The face is thin, but the body is strong.
It can be seen that this guy must have been handsome when he was young.
"Hello Qianqi!"
All the soldiers saluted one after another, this person should have a lot of prestige.
"You are their principal?" Jiang Zhe also inserted the Qingzhi sword into its sheath in order to avoid causing any trouble.
"It's the old man, I don't know who you are?"
Lao Youtiao is indeed an old Youtiao, even if he heard that the other party was a child, he still maintained the respect he deserved.
While looking at Jiang Zhe, the Qianqichang realized that he was also being pondered by the other party.
but…
——Why does this person look so familiar?
This was the inner voice of Chief Qianqi, but what he didn't know was that Jiang Zhe also had the same opinion.
- Suffered!Qianqichang's face was ashen, and his knee seemed to be disobedient and hit the ground heavily.
At such an old age, and wearing a black light armor, I'm afraid my knees will hurt a lot, maybe even adventurers can't do it.
Looking at it, Jiang Zhe even felt a little sympathetic to him.
"General! The final escort is late and I hope you will forgive me!" The rider first cupped his fists to plead guilty, and when he saw that Jiang Zhe didn't respond, he immediately bowed.
Jiang Zhe blinked his eyes and thought: Master, I don’t accept it, or I don’t feel it for a while. reverse.
As he expected, the weapons in the hands of the soldiers who were still holding swords fell to the ground one after another. Sure enough, such a young general shocked them too much, and the most terrifying thing was that they almost fought with their own general.
If this is pursued, a few heads are not enough to cut off.
Only that nobleman...
Probably only he himself knows how much urine smells in his crotch.
"Why, why, this is an unknown man, what's the matter? The new general, is the prime minister so blind? I'm so good, why not me!"
Maybe the son knew that he was going to be cut into pieces, so he simply vented when he peed his pants, so that more people could know his "inner voice."
Of course, it's not too much to try to have fun before dying.
"Oh, don't be nervous, this general has always been kind and will not order you to be executed in a hurry, which is extremely cruel."
Jiang Zhe bent down and looked at him playfully, and suddenly smelled a foul smell.
——Mad, this guy is peeing his pants! ?
"Thank you General for your kindness, thank you General for your kindness, the general's great kindness and virtue will never be forgotten by the villain."
That young master doesn't have any image of himself anymore, he is also a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, and the kowtows are getting louder and louder.
Jiang Zhe stood up and shook his head, "Hey, the general will begrudgingly let it go, and sentence you to behead for public display."
...
After a while of silence, the soldiers who originally wanted to fight Jiang Zhe had already turned into his most heroic thugs.
It seems that these people will go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire as long as he gives an order.
——Sure enough, people are so realistic.
Jiang Zhe watched with a wry smile as the young master who had passed out seemed to have lost his former glory.
"General, please be merciful!" The commander who was still kneeling and almost forgotten by Jiang Zhe finally spoke.
"Look at the last general of this evil beast, the seventh aunt of the uncle's uncle's uncle's brother's brother, the seventh aunt, the eighth aunt, and the neighbor's nephew of the same clan as backup, so let him go!"
"Pfft!" Jiang Zhe just wanted to take a sip of water, but now he spit it all out.
"Commander, I'm going to kill him, what do you care about after so many relationships!?"
"This..." the commander-in-chief showed embarrassment, "but his name is Xiahouba."
...Come on, another twenty-five boy.
At one point, Jiang Zhe considered whether to use only a little strength in group fights in the future.
The young master covered the corners of his eyes that were still bleeding, and he was even more dissatisfied in his heart. He roared and ordered the servants beside him.
"Ah, this bastard! Kill him!"
That servant was also a loyal dog, and he didn't even think about killing someone for his life. He would play for real when he drew his long sword.
——If you don't do something, I'm afraid something big will happen!
Jiang Zhe immediately drew out his green sword and shouted: "A madman! I am the new General of Futu, so is Jiang Shouyi!"
...the audience fell silent.
Suddenly thunderous laughter resounded over the barracks, this time even the melon-eating crowd around couldn't hold back.
"Hahaha, I heard that Jiang Shouyi is ten feet tall and is known as a giant."
"Come on, he invented Quyuanli. I heard he was at least 60 years old."
"It's not right. I heard that he is full of tendons. Even Xu Chu, who is next to the prime minister, can't match him."
Jiang Zhe listened to them, and then looked at himself.
He also felt ten thousand mud horses galloping past him several times.
"That... Brothers, all you have heard are rumors that I, Jiang Shouyi, am not a giant, nor do I have a fleshy body, and I am not even 60 years old, no matter what."
The boy said with disdainful eyes: "Really? I don't believe it~"
After Jiang Zhe heard his "disbelief", he wanted to go crazy, and a big and fleshy TV hostess in his previous life appeared in his mind.
"wdnmd! Your nonsense is true because you don't believe it, it becomes a lie! Then according to this, did you really come out of your mother's belly? I would like to believe that I am your father!"
"You you you! Dirty bastard, I will kill you today to clear my mother's name!"
This scolding really worked, the young master seemed to have lost his mind from anger, and turned angrily to pick up the family heirloom sword that was thrown on the ground.
"Hey, I can't bear it, young master, please get up quickly. I'm not your father. Why do you do this to me?"
Taking advantage of the guy bending over to take the sword at ninety degrees, Jiang Zhe found the right moment and another wave of humiliation.
The young master didn't say a word, he drew out his long sword and stabbed directly at Jiang Zhe's heart.
This is a posture to kill, Jiang Zhe kicked decisively, kicked the sword that was stabbing at him directly into the sky with the help of the addition of divine power, and flew several meters straight to the ground.
And the blade of the Qingzhi Sword had already touched the neck of the person who made the strike.
The surrounding melon-eating soldiers saw that the situation was not good, and Jiang Zhe would be able to take the young man's life in the next second, so they were also ready to move.
"I'll see who dares to step forward to help!"
Jiang Zhe's roar obviously increased a lot of anger, and he didn't know where the courage came from, which shocked the hearts of these soldiers.
"But." Jiang Zhe's innocence was even a little close, "If anyone wants to die, then the sword on the ground will become your tombstone. Don't worry, I will be responsible for the burial."
Cao Ning personally taught me to say the most terrifying words in the gentlest tone.
These soldiers didn't dare to make mistakes and could only put their weapons back into their sheaths.
After all, if there is a real fight, if you die, your life will be gone. If you really win and kill someone, then you will probably still be dead when interrogated by Xu Changling. Such a loss-making deal is not worthwhile.
"Who is making the noise here?" The heavy voice immediately stopped the noise of the onlookers.
Judging from the sound, the visitor was probably about 50 years old, but it was indeed the case when he looked at it again, the white hair was neatly hugged in the crown, and the beard at the corner of the mouth was also neatly groomed, looking very lean and weather-beaten. The face is thin, but the body is strong.
It can be seen that this guy must have been handsome when he was young.
"Hello Qianqi!"
All the soldiers saluted one after another, this person should have a lot of prestige.
"You are their principal?" Jiang Zhe also inserted the Qingzhi sword into its sheath in order to avoid causing any trouble.
"It's the old man, I don't know who you are?"
Lao Youtiao is indeed an old Youtiao, even if he heard that the other party was a child, he still maintained the respect he deserved.
While looking at Jiang Zhe, the Qianqichang realized that he was also being pondered by the other party.
but…
——Why does this person look so familiar?
This was the inner voice of Chief Qianqi, but what he didn't know was that Jiang Zhe also had the same opinion.
- Suffered!Qianqichang's face was ashen, and his knee seemed to be disobedient and hit the ground heavily.
At such an old age, and wearing a black light armor, I'm afraid my knees will hurt a lot, maybe even adventurers can't do it.
Looking at it, Jiang Zhe even felt a little sympathetic to him.
"General! The final escort is late and I hope you will forgive me!" The rider first cupped his fists to plead guilty, and when he saw that Jiang Zhe didn't respond, he immediately bowed.
Jiang Zhe blinked his eyes and thought: Master, I don’t accept it, or I don’t feel it for a while. reverse.
As he expected, the weapons in the hands of the soldiers who were still holding swords fell to the ground one after another. Sure enough, such a young general shocked them too much, and the most terrifying thing was that they almost fought with their own general.
If this is pursued, a few heads are not enough to cut off.
Only that nobleman...
Probably only he himself knows how much urine smells in his crotch.
"Why, why, this is an unknown man, what's the matter? The new general, is the prime minister so blind? I'm so good, why not me!"
Maybe the son knew that he was going to be cut into pieces, so he simply vented when he peed his pants, so that more people could know his "inner voice."
Of course, it's not too much to try to have fun before dying.
"Oh, don't be nervous, this general has always been kind and will not order you to be executed in a hurry, which is extremely cruel."
Jiang Zhe bent down and looked at him playfully, and suddenly smelled a foul smell.
——Mad, this guy is peeing his pants! ?
"Thank you General for your kindness, thank you General for your kindness, the general's great kindness and virtue will never be forgotten by the villain."
That young master doesn't have any image of himself anymore, he is also a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, and the kowtows are getting louder and louder.
Jiang Zhe stood up and shook his head, "Hey, the general will begrudgingly let it go, and sentence you to behead for public display."
...
After a while of silence, the soldiers who originally wanted to fight Jiang Zhe had already turned into his most heroic thugs.
It seems that these people will go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire as long as he gives an order.
——Sure enough, people are so realistic.
Jiang Zhe watched with a wry smile as the young master who had passed out seemed to have lost his former glory.
"General, please be merciful!" The commander who was still kneeling and almost forgotten by Jiang Zhe finally spoke.
"Look at the last general of this evil beast, the seventh aunt of the uncle's uncle's uncle's brother's brother, the seventh aunt, the eighth aunt, and the neighbor's nephew of the same clan as backup, so let him go!"
"Pfft!" Jiang Zhe just wanted to take a sip of water, but now he spit it all out.
"Commander, I'm going to kill him, what do you care about after so many relationships!?"
"This..." the commander-in-chief showed embarrassment, "but his name is Xiahouba."
...Come on, another twenty-five boy.
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