Three Kingdoms: Shocked, my father-in-law is Cao Cao!

"Hahahaha, you idiot, I told you that you are number one in the world!"

Guo Jia took a sip of the wine, which was distilled from rice wine by Jiang Zhe when he had nothing to do. The process is simple and the yield is large.

"Hey, I don't accept it, touch this strong arm, even if Lu Bu comes, I will beat him to a pulp!"

"Drink your bar, how can you compare with Lu Bu!"

"Slender Monkey, I, Xu Chu, will burst your black pearls today!"

Although Guo Jia is thin and weak, he is still very satisfied with the appearance of his little boy, and he hates others to say that he is a thin monkey.

Of course, as long as he said that he was not good-looking, he would hate it the most. .
"You dare, you dare! Come here, come here, hit me, if you dare not hit me today, I will be ashamed for you!"

Xu Chu and Guo Jia refused to give in to each other for a while.

"Okay, okay, two brothers, don't hurt your peace by arguing endlessly. In fact, what you both said is correct."

Jiang Zhe took a sip of the rice wine in his mouth, feeling that the wine was only about 30 degrees, not strong enough.

It's no wonder that these two people quarreled while drinking today. It turned out that the alcohol was not strong enough to overwhelm them, but they became smug instead.

The two said in unison: "Since they are all right, how do you say this?"

"Hehehe." Jiang Zhe smirked, "Lu Bu is the best in martial arts in the world, do you two have any objections?"

Guo Jia sat down after listening, "So Xu Chu is not number one in the world."

"But!" Jiang Zhe changed the subject, "He's dead."

Xu Chu was happy, and he was no longer arguing with Guo Jia.

"Then let me say again, the second in the world is the former captain of the prime minister, the slaughterer of Zhang Xiujun, the destroyer of dozens of spears (referring to him can cut off dozens of spears at once) the god of war with double halberds - Dian Wei!"

Now Xu Chu has figured out a trick, and before Guo Jia can say anything, he directly adds:
"He's dead too!!!"

"You idiot, keep your voice down. If someone else hears that you are gloating at the prime minister's misfortune, I'm afraid you won't be able to afford it."

Guo Jia is worthy of being a cultural person. If he wants to make fun of others, he can find a reason for it.

"The next number is Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who both of you know. Brother Xu, do you have any objections?"

Xu Chu refused to accept this temptation again, "Just the pig butcher and soybean seller, how can they compare with me? Even if the three brothers went to Hulaoguan together, they still couldn't defeat Lu Bu."

"Don't forget that they didn't lose, and if you do what you want, don't even be inferior to Zhang Butcher, and Xu Chu will directly become Xu Ghost."

"Old Guo, you!...Hmph, you know how to ridicule me."

Xu Chu only cared about eating and drinking, and never looked directly at Guo Jia's silent complaints.

"Okay, okay, old Xu, don't be angry, you are considered a miracle in the world even if you are ranked after the closing."

After being praised by Jiang Zhe, his mood improved a lot.

"Hey, my brother can still talk, let's have a drink with my brother!"

After drinking a glass of wine, he might have drunk a little too much, and Jiang Zhe also felt that he was a bit over the top.

——If Zhao Yun is not busy being chased by Yuan Shao now, Ma Chao still doesn't know where he is, and where will it be your turn, Xu Chu, to be ranked fifth.

"Brother Shouyi, why do you think Guan Zhang and Zhang are so devoted to Liu Bei? If they had followed the prime minister, wouldn't they have been enjoying the glory, wealth and honor, and their reputation and prestige would have rushed to their faces?"

"Brother Guo, you're putting too much emphasis on the surface, maybe behind the scenes Liu Bei is better at fighting than the two of them?"

"Pfft!" Xu Chu squirted out the vegetables from his mouth.

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Even a weak person like Liu Bei deserves to be compared to our generals? Even my brother, how difficult is it for you to go up and kill him with a spear?"

Jiang Zhe had expected that Xu Chu would definitely say this.

"Brother, don't you know that Guan and Zhang used to be in a stalemate with four hands, while Liu Bei could fight with only two punches. Otherwise, how could you be the eldest brother of two?"

—Although he is the oldest.

Xu Chu was immediately dumbfounded, unable to believe it.

Guo Jia also had a dignified expression, "Brother Shouyi, to be honest, I once planned to use tricks to recruit Guan Zhang into the prime minister's command. I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to say that."

"You think Liu Bei used the name of the royal family to deceive the two of them to follow?"

Guo Jia nodded, "That's right. I didn't expect him to have such strength. Sure enough, Xun Yu really won this time. His idea of ​​killing is good!"

"Killing Liu Bei, Guan Zhang will become the prime minister?" Jiang Zhe also became interested.

"Brother Shouyi, let me tell you quietly, don't talk nonsense." Turning to look at Xu Chu again, "Go, go, you go."

"I don't know why." Xu Chu had a displeased face but he still knew not to listen to what he shouldn't. After all, he was the most upright, honest, kind, and brave real man among the three.

It is stated in advance that these are his own evaluations of himself.

Guo Jia whispered in his ear: "Brother Jiang, I'm telling you the truth..."

--What?Jiang Zhe felt as if ten thousand muddy horses galloped past. The Three Kingdoms he saw was not played like this!When did Cao Cao rely on tampering with the family tree and then killing Liu Bei by deceiving the emperor?
And this method is too stupid!Is this what Xun Yu can say! ?
Although he was very upset about the deviation of what he knew, Jiang Zhe told himself that Liu Bei's life and death had something to do with him, and it was better not to get involved.

"Brother Shouyi, brother Shouyi?"

Guo Jia brought Jiang Zhe who was in a daze back to reality and said, "Can I whisper something confidential to you today?"

Jiang Zhe immediately understood: "I don't know anything."

The three of them should continue to eat, drink, dance, and play. When they are full, they will naturally go back to their respective homes.

...

Jiang Zhe had mixed feelings in his heart, and was tossed and turned on the bed by Guo Jia's words.

——Neither the Three Kingdoms nor the official history mentioned the story of Xun Yu offering a plan to kill Liu Bei, and if this kind of thing really happened, it would definitely not escape the pen and ink of the historian.

——Has history gone wrong?Or is this not the ancient Three Kingdoms?

——Whether it is or not, should I help Liu Bei escape?
Thinking of the handsome and kind middle-aged man I saw this morning, fertilizing with a dung spoon in his hand, he didn't look like a brutal prince at all.

"Forget it!" Jiang Zhe stood up suddenly, "For the sake of seeing the Three Kingdoms in the future! To be able to film TV dramas and use Wang Situ Ghost Animal, I will go all out!"

In the middle of the night, a stone wrapped in cloth pierced through the window paper and fell into Liu Guanzhang's house.

An angry Zhang Fei raised his eight-foot snake spear to the sky and screamed: "Which beast doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and litters!"

Then the faint starlight, looking at Zhang Fei with a bag above his head, Jiang Zhe understood that the matter was settled.

Of course, he definitely didn't mean to target the Zhuojun butcher, it's just that Zhang Fei didn't sleep well, hehe.