Datang: The Craziest Scholar System

"Can't!!!"

Changsun Chong's eyes were about to burst, and he roared angrily.

But it's too late...

"Thorn..."

"Thorn..."

"Thorn..."

A group of brats started pissing on the bottom of the pothole.

"Damn it, run away."

"Damn it, these dead kids!"

"no, do not want!"

The guards hurriedly avoided the rain, all of them were terrified.

When had they seen such a battle?

I've seen Feiyu before, but it's really not rain...

Chang Sun Chong felt that he was going to blow up. He had never suffered such humiliation.

"A group of dead children, you wait for me!"

The eldest grandson raised his head to the sky and roared angrily, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt salty in his mouth, and immediately his face changed drastically: "Puff, bah, bah, bah, bah..."

But this is not over yet, Xiao Zhuzi pointed at Zhang Sun Chong, and shouted to his friends: "It's him, everyone, aim at him!"

Ever since, Changsun Chong became the main target.

At this moment, Changsun Chong's complexion changed wildly.

He hurriedly waved his hands, fled backwards, and even pulled up two guards to stand in front of him.

Whoa! !

The two guards suddenly became drowned...

The faces of the two guards immediately collapsed, while Chang Sun Chong heaved a sigh of relief.
Scared to death, scared to death, but luckily nothing happened.

"Climb up for me and beat up these kids!"

Changsun Chong was furious.

After the words fell, a group of guards began to climb up crazily, and they were already suffocated by a group of children peeing all over their heads.

"Hee hee, everyone run!"

The children were not afraid at all, turned around and ran away with a smile on their faces.

Even in the process of escaping, he even hit Changsun with small stones, branches and other things to rush at them.

Changsun Chong and his party were miserable, so they could only hold back their strength to climb up, but when they climbed up, where were the children?

"These dead kids are simply deceiving!"

"Master, these children must be from the nearby Zhangjia Village, let them go!"
"That's right, the lack of discipline these kids have is outrageous!"
"We have enough time, go to them and have a good theory!"

The guards were all peeing and angry, and they were filled with resentment for a while.

Chang Sun Chong's face was also gloomy and terrifying. He shook his wet sleeves and gritted his teeth, "It's just a bunch of kids. I don't have the same knowledge as them! The most urgent thing is to promote the watering can in these two villages!"

"But son, if the villagers of these two villages don't get in, they can't promote it at all." The chief guard said worriedly.

"And they also have a watering can that is better than ours, and the difficulty of promotion is greatly increased." A guard said unwillingly.

Chang Sun Chong's expression changed, and after a while, he said slowly: "Let's go, go back to Chang'an, no, go home!"

On the other side, Cheng Chumo walked towards his house with a large jar of wine in his arms.

"As expected of Mr. Su, he brewed new wine in just a few days."

"I don't know what the taste of Erguotou is. It must be better than the smell of Mendaolu."

"Hehe, I don't know why, Mr. Su wants my father to bring wine to Uncle Changsun for a drink..."

Cheng Chumo walked, talking to himself with a smile.

At this time, a faint scent of wine wafted out from the seal of the wine jar.

Cheng Chumo swallowed his saliva, took a deep breath, and forcibly suppressed the desire in his heart: "I can't, I can't, Mr. Su said that I can't steal a drink on the way, not to mention that I'm not that kind of person."

But for some reason, the aroma of the wine became stronger and stronger.

smell good……

I really want to drink...

No, Mr. Su has specifically explained it!
"call……"

Cheng Chumo's eyes were a little red, and he bit his lip hard, trying to suppress his alcohol addiction with pain.

But with the passage of time, desire gradually suppressed reason.

Cheng Chumo's breathing was heavy and his eyes were red: "No, no, just drink a little and it should be fine... No, I can't drink..."

Cheng Chumo was caught in a tangle, struggling painfully.

At this moment, he raised his head and saw his own house.

finally reached……

Cheng Chumo was thinking in his heart, and suddenly had an idea: "Young Master said you can't drink secretly on the road, but I'm already home now, so I don't belong on the road..."

Cheng Chu entered his house thoughtfully, and walked towards his house uncontrollably, "And I'm not drinking secretly, I'm drinking openly, how can it be considered stealing when someone drinks? This is called tasting."

The more Cheng Chumo said, the more reasonable he became, he quietly closed the door, rubbed his hands together: "That's right, I just tasted and didn't drink much, and you won't blame me if you think about it!"

Before he finished speaking, his hands moved involuntarily, and he tore open the seal.

In an instant, the whole room was filled with a strong aroma of wine.

It was an unprecedented taste, it was a taste that had never appeared in this world!
At this moment, Cheng Chumo's eyes straightened.

He trembled slightly, and he couldn't believe that there was such a delicious wine in the world!
He used to think that dreaming about a donkey was the best wine, but now it seems that he was wrong!

Cheng Chumo could no longer describe his excitement in words, he couldn't wait to take out a small bowl, and carefully filled a bowl full of wine.

So far he is still very sober. Although the wine is delicious, he has not forgotten Su Yun's words.

"One bowl, I only drink one bowl!"

Cheng Chumo swallowed and took a sip.

In an instant, his eyes widened!
tasty!

Simply amazing!

Almost instinctively, he raised his head and drank the whole bowl of wine in one gulp!

happy!

Ultimate happiness!
With uncontrollable hands, he poured another bowl of wine for himself, and he murmured: "Drink another bowl, just one bowl!"

Gudong drank it down in one gulp, Cheng Chumo felt that his whole body had been sublimated!
He felt that he had spent his whole life in vain, and it was only now that he discovered that there are such wonderful things in the world.

Without the slightest hesitation, he filled himself another bowl!
"It's okay, there's so much wine here, it's okay if I drink a few more bowls..."

Ever since, there was a sound of Gudong Gudong in the house...

Bowl after bowl, Chu Mo was so happy, until he picked up the wine jar and drank it directly.

After a while, Cheng Chumo entered the Land of Ultimate Bliss, fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep, forgetting all the tasks Su Yun entrusted to him.

Fortunately, Erguotou was so fragrant that the aroma of wine wafted out along the crack of the door, and the servants who passed by sniffed their noses repeatedly.

There is no other reason, it is too fragrant.

Half an hour later, Cheng Yaojin wanted to beat his son when he had nothing to do, but before he reached the door, his eyes lit up instantly.

Fragrant!
It smells so good!

So delicious!
This taste is even more fragrant than the stuffed donkey!
Cheng Yaojin's eyes were shining, he followed the scent all the way to find it, and kicked open Cheng Chumo's door.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Cheng Chumo lying on the ground and sleeping soundly, holding a big jar in his arms, and the nine incense was emanating from the jar.

Cheng Yaojin touched his chin, and grabbed the wine jar.

"Wine, my wine, give me back the wine!"

In his sleep, Cheng Chu was in a daze, and subconsciously reached out to grab the wine jar.

"Huh, there is such a good wine, why don't you share it with me, and drink it alone?"

Cheng Yaojin kicked Cheng Chumo away, and said cursingly.