Datang: The Craziest Scholar System

Su Yun spread his hands and looked at Hongdou.

The meaning couldn't be more obvious, let Hongdou decide the bet.

The little girl is fun, and she likes this kind of thing the most.

Red Dou blinked her beautiful eyes and said, "If you lose, you can raise pigs for us yourself!"

His Majesty Li Er held his breath, as if he heard something extremely incredible.

He is the emperor of the dynasty, and he came to raise pigs for this little scholar Su Yun?
It is simply a ridiculous absurdity! !
Seeing that Majesty Li Er looked hesitant, Hongdou said disdainfully: "Just say whether you dare to bet, are you afraid of losing to Brother Su Yun?"

The corners of His Majesty Li Er's mouth twitched wildly, almost covering his face and crying.

dear daughter!
Dear daughter!

He was afraid of losing to Su Yun?
impossible!
This time he must win!
"You can gamble, but if Su Yun loses, I want him to say in front of everyone that the person he admires the most is me, Lao Li!" His Majesty Li Er gritted his teeth and said every word.

Good daughter, I will let you see how your father crushed this bastard Su Yun!

"Okay, that's it!"

Su Yun said and looked at Xiao Zhuzi: "Zhuzi told your father, just prepare more piglets, and he doesn't need to find someone to raise them."

"okay!!"

Xiaozhu raised his hands and cheered.

His Majesty Li Er's face darkened, who gave you the confidence to think that I will lose now?
Simply nonsense!

"Su Yun, don't be too happy, I will win!"

In his opinion, there is no suspense in this bet. Doesn't it depend on his own mood whether to eat or not?
On the side, Changsun Wuji hesitated to speak.

He wanted to say, Your Majesty, have you forgotten how badly you lost last time?
Have you forgotten that you gambled both of our wages outright last time?
As a result, they are all working for nothing now?

Although it's just that they don't work very hard, they all wronged Qian Niuwei.

But if you lose, you lose.

But when the words came to his lips, he swallowed them back.

Hehe, lose, it's not my grandson who loses.

It is also a pleasure to watch His Majesty suffer.

"That's right, Old Li will win!"

Changsun Wuji said with a smile.

"Then do you gamble too?" Su Yun looked at Changsun Wuji.

Changsun Wuji touched his nose immediately, "Ahem, I won't gamble."

For some reason, he subconsciously felt that Su Yun would win.

Hong Dou followed suit directly: "Just say whether you dare to bet, are you afraid of losing to Brother Su Yun?"

Changsun Wuji blushed, facing his niece's questioning, he really wanted to answer a dare.

But His Majesty was watching him too.

Moreover, he is a majestic Zhao Guogong, and when the word "dare not" comes to his lips, he can't say it.

If you really say it, it would be a blatant embarrassment!
"Why don't you dare, old man? It's a gamble!" Changsun Wuji said boldly.

His Majesty Li Er gave him a look of approval, he is worthy of being my right-hand man.

The two looked at each other, and there were four words in their eyes - we must win!
On the one hand, they don't believe that Su Yun can remove the sour taste of pork, on the other hand, even if Su Yun can do it, so what?
The mouth grows on them, and whether to eat or not is their business!
Su Yun cast a caring look at the two of them, two silly children, isn't it easy to remove the fishy smell from pork?

It would be a waste not to eat such delicious food.

At this time, Hongdou blinked and challenged Li Er and his Majesty: "Do you dare to swear to me?"

"Swear an oath?"

His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment.

Hongdou said, "It's just to swear that you will never eat pork."

His Majesty Li Er and Changsun Wuji looked at each other in blank dismay. A bet still needs to be sworn?
Hongdou's pretty eyebrows raised, "Just tell me if you dare, are you afraid..."

"Swear, swear, we swear."

His Majesty Li Er has a head as big as an ox, he really has nothing to do with his precious daughter.

Hongdou smiled openly, "Hee hee, let me say something, and you guys will follow along, and then you can say it together in a complete way."

"it is good."

The two nodded.

Isn't that just an oath?it's not a big deal.

It's also good to express their firm determination.

More importantly, His Majesty Li Er is willing to play around with his daughter.

"Listen, I'm starting!"

Hongdou cleared his throat: "I am Hongdou!"

"My old Li!"

"My grandson!"

His Majesty Li Er imitated.

Hong Dou nodded in satisfaction, "Even if you starve to death!"

His Majesty Li Er: "Even if you starve to death!"

Changsun Wuji: "Even if you starve to death!"

Hongdou continued to point to the pigsty and said, "Jump down from here!"

His Majesty Li Er and Changsun Wuji looked at each other, what kind of oath is this?

Weird.

Hongdou Liu frowned slightly, "Just say..."

As if he already knew what Hongdou was going to say, His Majesty Li Er quickly said, "Jump down from here!"

Changsun Wuji: "...jump from here!"

Hongdou was very happy: "I won't eat a bite of your pork either!"

His Majesty Li Er: "I won't eat a bite of your pork either!"

Changsun Wuji: "I won't eat a bite of your pork either!"

"Hee hee, it's over!"

Hongdou clapped her little hands: "Now you all repeat it completely!"

His Majesty Li Er was a little hesitant, but seeing that his daughter was about to frown again, he had to take a deep breath, gritted his teeth and pointed at the pigsty and said:

"My old Li, even if I die of starvation, I will jump from here! I won't eat a bite of your pork!"

Up to now, he was agitated by his daughter because he dared not speak one word at a time, so he spoke with extra force.

However, after he finished speaking, he suddenly realized... how cool it is.

This sentence perfectly interprets his current mood!
It is absolutely impossible to eat pork or something!
"Yes, that's it!"

So His Majesty Li Er chuckled, pointed at the pigsty and said, "My old Li, even if I starve to death, I will jump from here! I won't eat a bite of your pork!"

Changsun Wuji has a toothache, why are you so energetic, Your Majesty?
But there is no way, His Majesty has already said, what can he do?

Changsun Wuji pointed to the pigsty and said, "My grandson, even if he dies of starvation, he will jump from here! He won't eat a bite of your pork!"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

For some reason, Hongdou covered her belly and laughed loudly, tears came out of the laughter.

Su Yun also had a smile in the corner of his eyes, this little girl perfectly reproduced the stalk he once said.

Suddenly he also had some expectations, looking forward to the moment when Lao Li and the two of them would tell the truth.

Lao Li and Lao Sun looked at each other, what are you laughing at?What's so funny?
At this time, His Majesty Li Er remembered the business, cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "Su Yun, what's going on with that big hole outside?"

"As you can see, some blind guys were killed."

Su Yun said lightly, as if he just did a trivial thing.

"Are those guys from the Zheng family?" Changsun Wuji said in a deep voice.

"I can't tell, you guys are pretty well informed."

Hongdou nodded, but said in a tone of lecture: "You two should be careful, Brother Su Yun is here to help you! Those guys are so fierce, they even want to kill us!"

"For us?"

His Majesty Li Er and Changsun Wuji looked at each other, both confused.

They realized that Mrs. Zheng was suspicious, so they chased him out, but where did they start?

"Hmph, it's not for your watering can promotion plan!"

Hongdou pursed her mouth, took out a handful of envelopes from her pocket, and threw them into the hands of His Majesty Li Er, "Look for yourself, it's clearly written on it!"

His Majesty Li Er took the envelope with a frown, and checked the contents with Changsun Wuji.

However, the next moment, the expressions of the two of them changed drastically.

"I didn't expect that it was Mrs. Zheng who spread the rumors!"

Changsun Wuji's eyes widened, and the black hand behind the scenes was finally found.

His Majesty Li Er's face was even darker, he gritted his teeth and said: "What a Zheng family, dare to openly resist the imperial decree, I am so tired of living!"

"Don't call yourself so great, so what if you know?"

Su Yun extinguished his enthusiasm without hesitation, "Even Li Er can't help them."

His Majesty Li Er was unconvinced, "Why can't you do nothing to them? How can a mere aristocratic family compare with today's Holy One?"