I am Wu Dalang, starting with Pan Jinlian

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, looking at you from a poor way, your complexion is ruddy, you should have the appearance of great wealth, but..."

Since he didn't know how to do it himself, Chen Da simply brought out the way he usually watched the magical military commander Zhu Armed Forces play ghosts. Halfway through his speech, he began to draw out his voice, panting heavily, to arouse people's interest.

"But what? The Taoist priest, tell me quickly?"

Sure enough, the king looked curious, saying that he was very rich, and just about to be happy, a Taoist priest came out, and the Taoist priest was still there, but he didn't say anything, but the king was anxious.

Chen Da coughed, and then said: "However, your seal is black in the poor Taoist temple. I am afraid that the life of the rich and the rich will leave you. The poor Taoist can only say so much, and I can't reveal the rest. Youdao It’s a secret that cannot be leaked.”

Seeing Chen Da's mysterious look, the king believed it even more, grabbed Chen Da's arm, and said anxiously: "Daoist, master, you have to help me, I beg you. "

"Well, think about it, is there any unlucky things these few days?" Chen Da played tricks for a while, and then he pretended to sigh and said.

Chen Da actually had a purpose for asking such a question. No matter who is asked this question on this occasion, he will definitely remember the unlucky things in the past two days. Even if it has nothing to do with this matter, the person involved can take the initiative Lenovo, this is a simple psychological suggestion.

Sure enough, after hearing Chen Da's question, the king frowned and thought about it. After a while, his eyes lit up and he said, "Master is really amazing. I really have some bad luck these days. It's my coat. , either broken or lost, there have been three or four in the past few days."

Even though Chen Dada went down the donkey along the slope, he nodded his head, and said, "That's right, it seems that you lack a coat for the five elements, and you shouldn't have a coat in this life. If you have a coat, you will be unlucky." .”

"The five elements lack a gown? Master, there is no gown in the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth?" Hearing Chen Da's answer, the king was also stunned, and immediately asked in doubt.

Chen Da only knew that there was such a saying as the five elements, but he didn't know what the five elements were. He just said it casually just now, but he didn't expect the soldier to recognize it.

But Chen Da was really capable of making things up, so he immediately said: "Ah, yes, the five elements, metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, what does the poor man mean by this gown? Everything that is in a person's life can be taken away." The five elements replace it, so even if you don’t have a gown in it, the five elements can’t replace it, so it’s called the lack of a gown in the five elements.”

"Oh! So that's how it is. The master is amazing, and ordinary people like us can't understand it." The king still had an expression of enlightenment, and he was definitely deceived by this IQ.

"Does the master have any way to crack it for me?" The king asked again.

Chen Da frowned, pretending to be difficult, and after a long time, he said: "Forget it, today I see that you and I are destined to be together, so I will help you. This matter is difficult, but simple It's also simple, you go home now, find a bucket of cold water, drink up the water in the bucket in one breath, and then crack it, and you will be rich and rich."

Chen Da is also really bad, drinking that big bucket of cold water, not to mention humans, even animals can't bear it.

The king also grinned when he heard it, and immediately asked: "I said, master, is this the only way? Is there no other way? Besides, I always lose my coat. What's the matter with drinking cold water?"

"You're confused, think about it, your body is full of fire, isn't this clothes just because they are afraid of being burned, so they ran away, pouring a big bucket of cold water down to extinguish the fire in your body, it's natural It broke."

Chen Da was talking nonsense in a serious manner, but some people really believed it. When the king heard it, he suddenly realized it, nodded immediately, and then invited Chen Da into the city, while he went home to drink cold water.

It's really not easy for someone with an intelligence like Dawang to live to such a great height.

In this way, Chen Da successfully sneaked into Huayin County, and briefly concluded that most of the people in Shaohua Mountain went into the city, and the others were led by Saihu Chiru Daru Tijuta to guard outside the city. Once there was chaos, they began to lead troops to attack the city.

Let's talk about Yuejianhu Chen Da, Li Zhong, the tiger-fighting general, and two people led by Li Zhong to meet in the city. There were about 200 people in the city. Go to the county magistrate's office.

When everything was ready, the sky was a little dark, but it was not too dark, which is like five or six o'clock now, which is the time to eat.

The same is true in the magistrate's yamen. Zhao Xiande, the magistrate of Huayin County, is extremely happy today. There is a lawsuit. A rich man framed a commoner. The rich man bribed him with a total of 1000 taels of silver. The elbow is in prison, and he is also making a lot of money.

Follow my favorite concubine, drink and eat in the inner room, and take advantage of it from time to time, not to mention how moist it is.

"Master, master, it's not good, it's not good!"

At this moment, a servant ran in in a panic, without knocking on the door, he just broke in.

Zhao Xiande's face sank immediately after being disturbed, he smashed the wine glass in his hand on the servant's face, and yelled: "Bastard, why are you so flustered? If you have something to say, tell me, or else I'll kill you dog's life."

The servant saw the master's wine glass being smashed towards him, but he didn't dare to dodge, he could only endure it forcefully, with a sound of "snap", the wine glass hit the bridge of his nose impartially, blood flowed immediately.

"My lord is in trouble. I don't know where a group of thieves sneaked into the city and entered the yamen. The brothers couldn't resist it. The master should escape through the back door quickly." The servant didn't care about the pain at the moment, and said in a panic .

After hearing the servant's words, Zhao Xiande immediately stood up in fright, bumping around like a headless fly, and finally calmed down, so he packed up his clothes and prepared to run.

"Zhao Xiande, where are you going? Hehe, next year today will be your death date, and your grandpa Chen Da, the leaping tiger, will come!"

Suddenly, with a loud shout, a big man jumped in from the outside. This man was Chen Da, the Leaping Tiger.

"Ah? Chen Da." As the county magistrate of Huayin County, he naturally knows the three heroes of Shaohua Mountain, and he is also very clear about Chen Da. When he saw Chen Da coming, Zhao Xiande understood in his heart that it turned out to be from Shaohua Mountain thief.