I am Wu Dalang, starting with Pan Jinlian

The ten bottles of toilet water that Liu Mei took back were sold smoothly.

As for Fatty Yao, after returning to Yao Mansion, he was a little entangled in getting back ten bottles of toilet water.

Who should this thing be sold to?

The people I know are all playboys in Kaifeng Mansion, so it might be difficult to sell to them.

If you use it yourself, when will you use so many bottles?
Besides, after spraying toilet water, the whole body will exude a burst of fragrance!I am a big man, why should I be so fragrant?

Don't women all say smelly men, smelly men, don't they still call men?
Leaving aside the people I know, this toilet water can only be sold to women.

But, I don't know many women at all!Especially those women from rich families.

The wives and ladies of the Song Dynasty were all raised in deep boudoirs and would not come out at ordinary times.

Although many matchmakers came to propose marriage to me, at first I didn't like her, but later on, since my reputation as a dude spread, there was no more, and the matchmakers didn't come to the door anymore.

Even when he was a guest, the host would guard him like a thief, for fear that he would abduct their daughter.

Please, I'm a dandy, not a prostitute!

Recalling these past events, Fatty Yao felt his liver hurt!

To borrow a saying that pretends to be tender, it is "the baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it!"

It's not that I don't say it, there is really no way to say it!
In the end, he had no choice but to find a few of his guards and ask them to find a way for him.

Don't they all say "Three cobblers are better than one Zhuge Liang"?He has five or six guards, plus himself, he can stand up to two Zhuge Liang.

After all the guards arrived, Fatty Yao expressed his thoughts.

In other words, let them think of a way, how to sell these ten bottles of toilet water?

Seeing their young master posing a question, the guards looked at each other, feeling very helpless.

They are good at eating, drinking and having fun, but you have to give up your mind, which is embarrassing!
However, seeing Fatty Yao staring at them viciously, I have to say this!

"Master, we went to Xiangguo Temple to guard, where there are often some officials and ladies who go to offer incense, if you sell it to them, you will have to!" Said the guard.

"Well, that's a good idea, write it down first!"

After finishing speaking, Fatty Yao took out a dime of silver from his pocket and threw it to the guard.

"Here, this is the young master rewarding you!"

"Thank you, young master, for the reward!" Xiang guard hurriedly grabbed the coin and said.

Seeing that there was a reward, the guards on the side became excited and began to offer advice.

"Master, from my point of view, it's better to go to the street, stop the girl when you meet her, and force her to buy this toilet water!" A guard surnamed Wu said hastily.

Fatty Yao stared at him, lifted his foot and kicked him, cursing: "You bastard, you think that young master, I'm living comfortably recently!"

After Wu Huwei staggered for a while, he stood firm, and then smiled awkwardly.

Several other people suddenly laughed.

"Stop laughing, find a way for me!" Fatty Yao shouted.

These people stopped laughing and continued to pretend to think.

"Hey, master, I thought of an idea!" This was the guard Xiao Wu who spoke!

"Don't be foolish, tell me quickly!" Fatty Yao became impatient.

"Okay, that is, we can find a grocery store and force them to buy it!" Xiaowu guard said.

"Well, write it down, you can have this!"

Fatty Yao took out another dime and threw it to the guard Xiao Wu.

The guard Xiao Wu thanked him, and then stepped aside.

The few remaining guards became anxious. There were only six of them, and two of them got rewards. What do you make them think about those who didn't get it? Obviously, everyone is the same.

Several people discussed for a while, but Fatty Yao couldn't find any other suitable solution, so he had to let it go.

The next step is to practice the two methods just now.

Without further ado, Fatty Yao took the guards and walked out.

"Follow me!" Fatty Yao yelled, and walked out in the first place.

As for the method proposed by Xiaowu and Xiangwei just now, he is going to try it out and see the effect.

These two methods, the first method is to squat at the gate of the Xiangguo Temple, and when you see the lady or wife of the official family, you will stop and sell your own toilet water
Another way is to find a shop and forcefully sell the toilet water in your hands.

Based on the order of first come, first come, Fatty Yao decided to go to Xiangguo Temple first to see how the first method works.

If the effect is good, there is no need to try the second method and carry out strong buying and selling.

Just when Fatty Yao was smug and ready to show off his skills, he bumped into Wu Fei's carriage on the road.

He subconsciously wanted to dodge, but Wu Fei, who had sharp eyes, had already seen him.

"Brother Yao, stop!" Wu Fei's voice came from not far away.

Fatty Yao had no choice but to ask the coachman to stop the carriage.

"Where are you going? If I didn't call you, would you just pretend you didn't see me?" Wu Fei asked.

Fatty Yao smiled awkwardly, and replied, "Brother Wu, how could that be! How could I do such a thing?"

Wu Fei stared, and said: "Don't avoid the important and take the light, tell me quickly, where are you going?"

"Uh, I'm not going there, just strolling outside!"

"Go shopping? Fatty, you dare to lie to me. Believe it or not, I beat you to the point where you can't take care of yourself?" Wu Fei continued to ask.

"Brother Wu, what does it mean that you can't take care of yourself?" asked the studious Fatty Yao.

Wu Fei raised his head, looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and sighed: "Life is really lonely like snow!"

After expressing his emotions, Wu Fei looked at Fatty Yao again.

Fatty Yao still looked ignorant, in this way, he looked very innocent.

Wu Fei had no choice but to explain.

"Hehe, you can't take care of yourself. As the name suggests, you are beaten so hard that you can't move, and even your mother can't recognize you!"

After hearing this explanation, Fatty Yao couldn't help shivering secretly.

He remembered the scene when he was beaten and screamed in Wu's store.

That time, he was only beaten with a bruised nose and a swollen face, but this time, Wu Fei threatened to beat him so that he could not move.

This is obviously much scarier than last time!
So, Fatty Yao gave in!
He began to explain with a bitter face: "Brother Wu, actually, I just want to go out and sell the toilet water!"

"Oh? Then tell me earlier, how would I know if you didn't tell me?" Wu Fei subconsciously imitated Tang Seng's tone.

In the end, when chickens talked to ducks, Fatty Yao didn't understand what it meant!
But he understood this sentence.

Fatty Yao said exactly what the two guards had suggested.

After listening to Fatty Yao's words, Wu Fei burst out laughing.

"Fatty, you're killing me!"

After taking a breath, Wu Fei continued.

"It's not that I underestimate you. According to your two methods, it is impossible not to be reported to the government!"

Fatty Yao looked ignorant.

"Let me explain it to you!"

"Let's talk about the first one first, directly stop the sedan chair of others, and forcefully go forward to sell it!"

"Let's not talk about anything else, if you do something like this, you will be regarded as a disciple at the slightest, and you may lose your life if it is serious!"

When Fatty Yao heard this, he looked disapproving.

Wu Fei couldn't understand his appearance, and said: "Don't believe it, if you encounter a carriage that has no identification, you stop it, if it is an ordinary official family, relying on your father's power, you may still be in trouble." Put things down!"

"Think about it again, if you meet an official with a higher official position than your father, will your father still be effective?"

This sample sentence completely extinguished Fatty Yao's hopes!