I am Wu Dalang, starting with Pan Jinlian
Chapter 101
A bright [-]-year-old woman appeared in front of her eyes.
She is wearing a thin smoky emerald green gauze dress with gold silk, and a jasper hairpin inlaid with pearls is inserted obliquely on her drooping temples.
The skin is as fine and smooth as warm jade, the small cherry mouth is red without spots, delicate and charming, and the two strands of hair on the side of the cheeks are gently brushed by the wind to add a bit of seductive style.
Wu Fei couldn't help but his eyes brightened, thinking of that poem by Su Dongpo.
"Sparkling water is good when it's sunny, and the mountains are empty and rainy. If you want to compare West Lake to West Lake, it's always appropriate to wear light makeup."
So, Wu Fei couldn't help reading this poem out.
When the woman heard it, her eyes widened.
She never thought that calling a salesman would export such a beautiful poem.
"The slave's name is ashamed, young master, can you keep the calligraphy and write down the poem just now?"
Hearing the woman's words, Wu Fei felt ashamed. This is a copied poem.
If he knew that his poems had been copied, would Su Dongpo be so angry that he would come back decades later?
In addition, it is no problem for him to read this poem, but I don't know how to write traditional characters!
Only then did Wu Fei know why so many people looked at him mockingly when setting up a stall!
On the one hand, the price is too high, on the other hand, they can't understand the words they wrote.
Sweat dripped from Wu Fei's head immediately, it wasn't hot or frightened, it was because he was too ashamed.
After several refusals, Huajian was ashamed to see that Wu Fei was unwilling to write, so she decided to write down the poem by herself.
You must know that there are pens, ink, paper and inkstones and other things prepared at any time in the brothel, so that when a talented person becomes proficient in poetry, he can write and save them at any time.
She first asked Xiaohong to bring rice paper and spread it on the table.
After Xiao Hong finished grinding the ink, Hua Jianxie began to write.
Her handwriting was very delicate, Wu Fei looked at it and felt that she didn't know many characters.
Soon, Hua Jianxie finished writing the whole poem.
She put down the brush and invited Wu Fei to write his name on it.
Wu Fei saw that he couldn't refuse, so he picked up the brush.
However, Wu Fei was stunned when he picked up his pen and looked around. He had been learning simplified characters all the time. What the hell are traditional characters?
After thinking for a long time, he remembered how to write Wu's traditional characters, and finally only inscribed Wu characters on the paper, not because he didn't want to write Fei characters, but he really didn't know how to write Fei's traditional characters.
After finishing the inscription, Wu Fei was depressed for a while. He was clearly here to sell things, but somehow he wrote (copied) a poem.
This episode is finally over, and the next step is to get down to business.
Wu Fei is about to start selling goods.
Song people still have the habit of brushing their teeth, but they usually use willow branches dipped in green salt.
Wu Fei asked Xiaohong to bring a bowl of water, and then began his performance, which was to demonstrate how to brush teeth with toothbrush and toothpaste.
He dipped the toothbrush head into the bowl first, then unscrewed the toothpaste cap, and squeezed some toothpaste onto the toothbrush.
It's time to start brushing your teeth!
In order to sell toothpaste and toothbrush, Wu Fei also fought hard. He used the standard brushing method, first brushing the outer surface of the upper and lower teeth, placing the toothbrush on the edge of the gum, and moving the toothbrush up and down with moderate force; then Repeat the above action on the inner side of the brushing teeth; when brushing the inner side of the teeth, the toothbrush should be placed upright, and brush from the gums to the crown with moderate force, and the lower teeth are the same; finally, start to brush the chewing surface, put the toothbrush on the chewing surface Move back and forth, rinse your mouth, and finish brushing.
After this set of movements, Huajianxiu's master and servant were stunned, how could they have seen such a battle before!
They never thought that brushing their teeth could be so exciting.
Whether it's a fine toothbrush, a toothpaste with a floral and herbal scent, or the bubbles when brushing your teeth, they all feel very novel.
There is such a fun thing, of course you have to try it yourself.
Huajian was ashamed and asked Wu Fei to take out a new toothbrush. After all, it was impossible for her to use this toothbrush, which had already been used by him.
After receiving the new toothbrush, Hua Jianxie asked Xiaohong to bring another bowl of water, and began to try to brush her teeth.
Since she is brushing her tooth with toothpaste for the first time, she moves very slowly.
That cautious look made Wu Fei want to laugh.
However, considering that Huajianxiu might be his first client, Wu Fei held back his laughter.
He didn't want to offend potential customers just because he smiled.
It doesn't matter if you offend a potential customer. If the customer doesn't buy your product, it will be too wronged, and it will be a big trouble if it affects the completion of the task.
After a few minutes, Hua Jianxie finally brushed his teeth.
She felt the incomparable freshness in her mouth, which was not a good feeling at all.
So, she couldn't wait to know the price of toothpaste and toothbrush.
Seeing her performance, Wu Fei felt that this time it was stable and the item could be sold, so he quoted the price, toothpaste 1 stick, and toothbrush 500 renminbi each.
After hearing the price, Huajian was stunned for a moment, but did not speak.
Wu Fei was a little puzzled by Huajian's unhurried performance. You know, he is still waiting to use the money.
I don't have a place to stay at night, I need to find a hotel to live in, and I have to eat dinner, all of which need money!
As if she didn't see Wu Fei's expression, Hua Jianxie then asked Wu Fei if he had any other goods.
Wu Fei took out one each of soap, mineral water and instant noodles, and put them aside.
Then, pick up the soap first, explain the use and usage.
Huajianxiu was still immersed in the surprise of using the toothbrush and toothpaste just now. Seeing the novelty soap, she couldn't help but try it.
So she took the soap and started using it according to Wu Fei's prompt.
She soaked her hands in the water first, after wetting her hands, she picked up the soap and rubbed it on her hands a few times, then put the soap aside, rubbed her hands together for a while, and only after the bubbles formed did she put her hands in the water In the basin, wash off the foam, then grab a towel and dry your hands.
Now is the time to verify the effectiveness of the soap.
The soap Wu Fei took out was rose-scented.
Huajian was ashamed to smell the fragrance of roses, and then looked at her fragile skin, she was completely fascinated, how could her hands be so smooth?It still smells so good.
Unsurprisingly, Hana Jianxiu completely succumbed to the charm of soap.
Wu Fei promptly took out two other scented soaps, chrysanthemum scented and mint scented.
"Miss Hua, look, besides the rose-scented soap you just used, there are two other types of soap here."
"Oh, let me see!" Hua Jianxiu hurriedly took the other two bars of soap, put them under her nose, and sniffed them lightly.
This feeling, I can't believe it!
There seemed to be little stars in her eyes, and she couldn't help shouting in her heart: "Mine, mine, all mine!"
Huajianxiu didn't want to let go of the soap in her hand anymore.
She had already imagined that she could use these types differently every day, and in that case, her everyday self would be a brand new self.
After Wu Fei said the price of the soap, Hua Jianshi asked him to sit for a while.
She took Xiaohong up to the second floor.
After a while, the master and servant came down, and Xiaohong was holding an ingot-shaped silver in her hand.
"My lord, I'll buy you three soaps, one toothpaste, and two toothbrushes with this silver, and the rest of the money will be used to buy your poems." Hua Jianxie said.
Wu Fei immediately became happy. He thought it was over, but it turned out to be a pleasant surprise!
What he didn't expect was that a poem was sold for 5 copies, which is simply a huge profit!
She is wearing a thin smoky emerald green gauze dress with gold silk, and a jasper hairpin inlaid with pearls is inserted obliquely on her drooping temples.
The skin is as fine and smooth as warm jade, the small cherry mouth is red without spots, delicate and charming, and the two strands of hair on the side of the cheeks are gently brushed by the wind to add a bit of seductive style.
Wu Fei couldn't help but his eyes brightened, thinking of that poem by Su Dongpo.
"Sparkling water is good when it's sunny, and the mountains are empty and rainy. If you want to compare West Lake to West Lake, it's always appropriate to wear light makeup."
So, Wu Fei couldn't help reading this poem out.
When the woman heard it, her eyes widened.
She never thought that calling a salesman would export such a beautiful poem.
"The slave's name is ashamed, young master, can you keep the calligraphy and write down the poem just now?"
Hearing the woman's words, Wu Fei felt ashamed. This is a copied poem.
If he knew that his poems had been copied, would Su Dongpo be so angry that he would come back decades later?
In addition, it is no problem for him to read this poem, but I don't know how to write traditional characters!
Only then did Wu Fei know why so many people looked at him mockingly when setting up a stall!
On the one hand, the price is too high, on the other hand, they can't understand the words they wrote.
Sweat dripped from Wu Fei's head immediately, it wasn't hot or frightened, it was because he was too ashamed.
After several refusals, Huajian was ashamed to see that Wu Fei was unwilling to write, so she decided to write down the poem by herself.
You must know that there are pens, ink, paper and inkstones and other things prepared at any time in the brothel, so that when a talented person becomes proficient in poetry, he can write and save them at any time.
She first asked Xiaohong to bring rice paper and spread it on the table.
After Xiao Hong finished grinding the ink, Hua Jianxie began to write.
Her handwriting was very delicate, Wu Fei looked at it and felt that she didn't know many characters.
Soon, Hua Jianxie finished writing the whole poem.
She put down the brush and invited Wu Fei to write his name on it.
Wu Fei saw that he couldn't refuse, so he picked up the brush.
However, Wu Fei was stunned when he picked up his pen and looked around. He had been learning simplified characters all the time. What the hell are traditional characters?
After thinking for a long time, he remembered how to write Wu's traditional characters, and finally only inscribed Wu characters on the paper, not because he didn't want to write Fei characters, but he really didn't know how to write Fei's traditional characters.
After finishing the inscription, Wu Fei was depressed for a while. He was clearly here to sell things, but somehow he wrote (copied) a poem.
This episode is finally over, and the next step is to get down to business.
Wu Fei is about to start selling goods.
Song people still have the habit of brushing their teeth, but they usually use willow branches dipped in green salt.
Wu Fei asked Xiaohong to bring a bowl of water, and then began his performance, which was to demonstrate how to brush teeth with toothbrush and toothpaste.
He dipped the toothbrush head into the bowl first, then unscrewed the toothpaste cap, and squeezed some toothpaste onto the toothbrush.
It's time to start brushing your teeth!
In order to sell toothpaste and toothbrush, Wu Fei also fought hard. He used the standard brushing method, first brushing the outer surface of the upper and lower teeth, placing the toothbrush on the edge of the gum, and moving the toothbrush up and down with moderate force; then Repeat the above action on the inner side of the brushing teeth; when brushing the inner side of the teeth, the toothbrush should be placed upright, and brush from the gums to the crown with moderate force, and the lower teeth are the same; finally, start to brush the chewing surface, put the toothbrush on the chewing surface Move back and forth, rinse your mouth, and finish brushing.
After this set of movements, Huajianxiu's master and servant were stunned, how could they have seen such a battle before!
They never thought that brushing their teeth could be so exciting.
Whether it's a fine toothbrush, a toothpaste with a floral and herbal scent, or the bubbles when brushing your teeth, they all feel very novel.
There is such a fun thing, of course you have to try it yourself.
Huajian was ashamed and asked Wu Fei to take out a new toothbrush. After all, it was impossible for her to use this toothbrush, which had already been used by him.
After receiving the new toothbrush, Hua Jianxie asked Xiaohong to bring another bowl of water, and began to try to brush her teeth.
Since she is brushing her tooth with toothpaste for the first time, she moves very slowly.
That cautious look made Wu Fei want to laugh.
However, considering that Huajianxiu might be his first client, Wu Fei held back his laughter.
He didn't want to offend potential customers just because he smiled.
It doesn't matter if you offend a potential customer. If the customer doesn't buy your product, it will be too wronged, and it will be a big trouble if it affects the completion of the task.
After a few minutes, Hua Jianxie finally brushed his teeth.
She felt the incomparable freshness in her mouth, which was not a good feeling at all.
So, she couldn't wait to know the price of toothpaste and toothbrush.
Seeing her performance, Wu Fei felt that this time it was stable and the item could be sold, so he quoted the price, toothpaste 1 stick, and toothbrush 500 renminbi each.
After hearing the price, Huajian was stunned for a moment, but did not speak.
Wu Fei was a little puzzled by Huajian's unhurried performance. You know, he is still waiting to use the money.
I don't have a place to stay at night, I need to find a hotel to live in, and I have to eat dinner, all of which need money!
As if she didn't see Wu Fei's expression, Hua Jianxie then asked Wu Fei if he had any other goods.
Wu Fei took out one each of soap, mineral water and instant noodles, and put them aside.
Then, pick up the soap first, explain the use and usage.
Huajianxiu was still immersed in the surprise of using the toothbrush and toothpaste just now. Seeing the novelty soap, she couldn't help but try it.
So she took the soap and started using it according to Wu Fei's prompt.
She soaked her hands in the water first, after wetting her hands, she picked up the soap and rubbed it on her hands a few times, then put the soap aside, rubbed her hands together for a while, and only after the bubbles formed did she put her hands in the water In the basin, wash off the foam, then grab a towel and dry your hands.
Now is the time to verify the effectiveness of the soap.
The soap Wu Fei took out was rose-scented.
Huajian was ashamed to smell the fragrance of roses, and then looked at her fragile skin, she was completely fascinated, how could her hands be so smooth?It still smells so good.
Unsurprisingly, Hana Jianxiu completely succumbed to the charm of soap.
Wu Fei promptly took out two other scented soaps, chrysanthemum scented and mint scented.
"Miss Hua, look, besides the rose-scented soap you just used, there are two other types of soap here."
"Oh, let me see!" Hua Jianxiu hurriedly took the other two bars of soap, put them under her nose, and sniffed them lightly.
This feeling, I can't believe it!
There seemed to be little stars in her eyes, and she couldn't help shouting in her heart: "Mine, mine, all mine!"
Huajianxiu didn't want to let go of the soap in her hand anymore.
She had already imagined that she could use these types differently every day, and in that case, her everyday self would be a brand new self.
After Wu Fei said the price of the soap, Hua Jianshi asked him to sit for a while.
She took Xiaohong up to the second floor.
After a while, the master and servant came down, and Xiaohong was holding an ingot-shaped silver in her hand.
"My lord, I'll buy you three soaps, one toothpaste, and two toothbrushes with this silver, and the rest of the money will be used to buy your poems." Hua Jianxie said.
Wu Fei immediately became happy. He thought it was over, but it turned out to be a pleasant surprise!
What he didn't expect was that a poem was sold for 5 copies, which is simply a huge profit!
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