Ranking Pass History: Inventory of the Top Ten Great Players in History

When the video was played, the Yellow Turban Uprising in the plane of the end of Han Dynasty had just started for more than a month.

Zhang Jiao, who was sitting in Guangzong City, raised his eyes and looked at the words on the light and shadow projection screen, feeling very flustered.

"What the hell? My Yellow Turban Uprising failed after only ten months? How is it possible? The Han court has been rotten to the root, and it is impossible to defeat me, the millions of Taoists all over the world! "

"This projection of light and shadow is very miraculous. If Zhang Jiao has such a miraculous alchemy technique, it will be like the palm of my hand."

"I don't know what kind of god this Dr. Tongtian is. Could it be that he is the real Nanhua old fairy?"

Zhang Jiao was a little suspicious.So much so that he regarded the Nanhua old fairy that he made up as a real fairy.

Because Li Hao was uncharacteristically when taking stock of Zhang Jiao, he didn't take stock of any specific battles, so Zhang Jiao couldn't adjust his strategy based on the stocktaking video.

In order to appease the turbulent Taoist disciples, Zhang Jiao specially sent hundreds of disciples who are proficient in Taoist arts to various places. While using alchemy to appease people's hearts, he pointed out that the projection of light and shadow was just a trick created by court warlocks, and it was nothing to worry about. , is insufficient.

In the Luoyang Imperial Palace, the absurd Han Lingdi burst out laughing when he saw the text on the light projection screen.

"Yao Dao Zhangjiao is just a clown, nothing to worry about."

He pulled two court ladies in crotch pants by hand, and got up on the spot.

Regardless of the few words written above that the Han court came to an end.

Then a strange situation emerged.

This inventory video failed to make any changes to the situation at the end of the Han Dynasty.The Yellow Turban Uprising still failed ten months later.

The most miserable one is Li Hao.

Although his video had an astonishing number of clicks in the historical plane of the heavens, he did not receive any rewards.

Zhang Jiao regarded him as an alchemist who was also pretending to be a ghost, and regarded him as a competitor, so he didn't give him a dime as a reward.

Emperor Ling of Han was greedy and stingy, and he even set up a stall in the palace wearing hawker clothes to do business, and of course he would not give Li Hao five baht as a reward.

Li Hao worked for several hours to edit the video, but in the end he only edited a lonely one.

Li Hao was very angry, and immediately @刘秀 who just led the army into Chang'an City in the group,

"Xiu'er, your descendants are really far behind you. Look at this Hanling Emperor, although this kid is a bastard, but when he is alive, the situation of the big man can still be saved.

Although there were many heroes in the Three Kingdoms, more than half of the people in the world died, which is really tragic.And the ensuing five random chaos caused China to suffer a catastrophe.

I am a Han, and I wanted to do something to save your big man.

This kid Liu Hong is too unreasonable.

Neither add me as a friend, nor reward any gift.How can you make me feel like helping him?The Eastern Han Dynasty can only be destroyed as scheduled. "

Liu Xiu was speechless for a while.

Dr. Tongtian, I just rebuilt the Han Dynasty here, but you told me to let the Eastern Han Dynasty perish as scheduled, isn't this too cruel?

Don't you just want some money?
If Emperor Han Ling doesn't give it, I will just give it.

Without further ado, Liu Xiu immediately tipped Li Hao another 1 taels of gold, plus three rare treasures.

One is a bronze vernier caliper made by Wang Mang, the other is a golden flying machine made by Wang Mang, and the other is a secret diary written by Wang Mang on silk.

How else could Xiuer succeed?

Emotional intelligence is too high.

He could tell that Li Hao was very interested in Wang Mang.

Although he couldn't figure out where Li Hao took a fancy to Wang Mang, he still gave away all three of Wang Mang's most valued personal items.

Then Liu Xiu begged Li Hao, "Dr. Tongtian, how about you invite the grandson of Emperor Han Ling into the group and let me teach him a lesson for you?"

Li Hao shook his head, "No way. That grandson is too annoying. I won't let him join the group.

How about this, Xiu'er, I will give you half an hour of chat permission, you can appear in Emperor Han Ling's palace and talk to him through a small light and shadow projection screen.

By the way, once the time is up, you will no longer be able to talk to Han Lingdi.In fact, it's useless for you to teach me a lesson, that guy of Han Lingdi is a king of subjugation through and through. "

"But I don't want my big man to perish."

Liu Xiu shouted in his heart.

Emperor Ling of Han hadn't had enough sex while riding two maids, when a light and shadow projection screen suddenly appeared in front of him.

The young man in the light and shadow projection screen is wearing a dragon robe and a crown, which is very similar to the portrait of Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty.

As soon as Liu Xiu appeared, he saw this unsuitable scene, and immediately became furious, cursing,

"Liu Hong, you bastard! The Han Dynasty is about to perish, and you still have the heart to prostitute yourself! You deserve to die!"

Liu Hong shivered a few times, quickly lifted his pants, and pushed the two maids aside.

Seeing that the court ladies were actually wearing crotch pants, Liu Xiu scolded again,
"You are so absurd, how can you look like a gentleman? You really deserve to die!"

Liu Hong hurriedly knelt down to Liu Xiu, and shouted in panic, "The unworthy descendant Liu Hong respectfully welcomes Emperor Guangwu to appear!"

I will show your uncle's spirit!
Lao Tzu is not dead yet.

Liu Xiu complained in her heart, but didn't curse out of her mouth.

He had already seen that Emperor Han Ling was a very absurd and lacking in courage, so he immediately taught him a lesson.

"Liu Hong, seeing how absurd you are, I wanted to kill you with one sword. But the country cannot be left alone for a day. I will give you another chance. Let you be the emperor for a few more years.

Let me ask you, has the Yellow Turban Uprising been put down? "

"not yet!"

Liu Hong answered very neatly.

Liu Xiu snorted, and Liu Hong trembled again.

"Report to Emperor Guangwu that Zhang Jiao is vulnerable to a buffoon. I have issued an imperial decree to allow the local tyrants to recruit troops to suppress the Yellow Turban Army."

"Allow tyrants to recruit troops independently?"

Liu Xiu's eyes darkened, and he threw a new word he just learned at Liu Hong.

"You are such a fool!"

Liu Hong: "..."

Liu Xiu said bitterly,

"I've always wondered how the Yellow Turban Uprising, which was only ten months old, ruined our country? It turned out that it was caused by an imperial decree from you idiot. The powerful forces in the Han Dynasty are already tyrannical. Once there is an imperial edict to recruit soldiers independently, of course It is impossible to control the tiger into the deep mountains and the dragon into the sea."

At this time, Liu Hong also understood the horror of the tyrants, and immediately kowtowed to Liu Xiu a few more times, and said in panic,

"Please ask my ancestors to teach me how to deal with it?"

Liu Xiu took a deep breath, thought for a moment, and said immediately,

"Don't worry too much. The demise of a country is mostly due to the loss of popular support. What you have to do immediately is to give the three famous generals at the end of Han Dynasty enough military power to suppress the Yellow Turban Uprising with them as the main force.

After the uprising was put down, the three famous generals were stationed in key places to deter the powerful everywhere.

As for you, the most important thing to do right now is to kill a group of eunuchs, attack a group of evil officials who bought officials, and then reuse a group of poor scholars as officials, so as to win the hearts of scholars in the world first.

Immediately afterwards, lightly pay and thin taxes, to give the people of the world the hope of living.

Remember, don't attack the world's powerful.According to what Dr. Tongtian said, the tyrants everywhere are already full-fledged, and they will never be caught without a fight.

Now the strength of the imperial court is no longer comparable to the comprehensive strength of the tyrants.

The only thing you can suppress tyrants now is the orthodox identity of the emperor.Remember? "

"remember!"

Emperor Han Ling nodded again and again.

At this time, a court lady came over, and the anger that Liu Xiu had suppressed with great difficulty burst out again.

"Let the maids in the palace dress properly. You idiot, if you are not my descendant, I will kill you with a sword right now!"

"Okay okay."

Emperor Han Ling is a good boy now, he will agree with Liu Xiu whatever he says.

Because he was really afraid that Liu Xiu would come out of the light and shadow projection screen and cut off his dog's head with a sword.

Seeing that the chatting time was almost over, Liu Xiu was about to leave Emperor Han Ling's palace, and when he saw Emperor Han Ling's face of overindulgence, he immediately asked again, "How old are you this year?"

"Report to the ancestors, he is almost 30 years old."

Thinking of Li Hao's phrase "all emperors of the Eastern Han Dynasty were short-lived", Liu Xiu pondered for a while, and asked again,

"Is Liu Xie your son?"

"Yeah, Emperor Guangwu actually knew of his existence?"

Liu Xiu scolded, "Of course I know him, he was the subjugated king of the Eastern Han Dynasty."

"Then should I kill him now?"

When Liu Hong mentioned killing his own son, he didn't hesitate at all. It seemed that Liu Xie was just an insignificant cat and dog.

Liu Xiu sighed secretly again, and then cursed sharply,

"You idiot!
Although Liu Xie is the king of subjugation, it is because of you.Now you immediately make Liu Xie the crown prince, once you die, let Liu Xie become the crown prince in a legitimate way.You don't have to hesitate, according to the heavenly secret, you won't live for a few years. "

"Okay, old ancestor!"

Liu Hong still answered neatly.

Liu Xiu didn't know whether Liu Hong would heed his lesson, seeing that the time for chatting was about to run out, he immediately reprimanded again,
"From now on, I will come to your palace every year. If you are still so absurd, don't blame me for cutting off your dog's head!"

Liu Xiu said a harsh word, and the projection screen disappeared from the palace.

Seeing that Liu Xiu finally disappeared, Liu Hong dared to raise his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, and stood up tremblingly.

He walked round and round in the depths of the palace, and he let out a sigh of relief when he found out that Liu Xiu had indeed left.

In the next few months, Liu Hong really seemed to be a different person.

While asking Lu Zhi, Huang Fusong and others to step up the suppression of the Yellow Turban Uprising, he killed a group of eunuchs and evil officials.

But as the Yellow Turban Uprising was put down as scheduled, Liu Hong reverted to his old ways and started his own ridiculous career.

On the same day in the second year, seeing that Liu Xiu did not appear in the depths of the palace, Liu Hong completely let go of himself and put on crotch pants for the maids again.

The so-called country is easy to change, but nature is difficult to change.

So in this plane, Dong Zhuo finally entered Luoyang City, Lu Bu finally stabbed his adoptive father with a halberd, the situation of the three kingdoms finally opened as scheduled, and the entire Eastern Han Dynasty really perished as scheduled, and did not live a day.