"I and Zhu Biao Yueyun worship as brothers with different surnames?"

Hearing this, Li Hao immediately had a strange sworn brotherhood scene in his mind.

"I, Da Song Yue Yun, I, Da Ming Zhu Biao, I, Li Hao, a five-good young man in the 21st century, hit it off right away, and decided to imitate Taoyuan's trilogy of sworn brothers, worshiping as brothers with different surnames, not wanting to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but wishing to die in the same year, the same month. "

This line is too awkward, right?A bit too spoof, right?

But it's so interesting!
Think about it, if the fact that three people from different dynasties were sworn brothers was recorded on the epitaph of Yue Yun or Zhu Biao, it would definitely drive a large group of archaeologists and historians crazy.

Li Hao thought of this, and immediately had a mentality of playing a prank.

He immediately bowed his hands to Zhu Biao and Yue Yun, and said loudly,
"Okay, let the three brothers follow the example of Liu Guanzhang's Taoyuan three sworn brothers, worship as brothers of the opposite sex, share the blessings, and share the difficulties."

When Li Hao said this, he immediately @ Guan Yu, "Second Master, wake up, we are going to worship you."

Guan Yu said in bewilderment, "Why do you beg me?"

Li Hao: "We are going to worship brothers with different surnames, of course we have to worship you, the famous Guan Erye."

At first, Lao Zhu just wanted to bring his son closer to Li Hao.

Seeing that Li Hao was playing for real, Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly remembered the interesting story of befriending brothers with playmates such as Tang and Xu Da when he was a child, and immediately became a little playful, and said to Guan Yu with a smile,
"Second Master Guan, it doesn't matter if you don't understand, and you don't need to understand. Anyway, when I was sworn brothers with a few brothers when I was young, it was you, Second Master Guan.

People in later generations, whoever sworn brothers with different surnames, would worship Er Ye Guan.

Now you just sit on the seat of God honestly, don't worry about it so much. "

Seeing that Guan Yu was still confused, Li Hao immediately smiled and told Guan Yu about his influence in later generations.

Guan Yu originally only knew that he was a martial sage of later generations, but when he heard that later generations would regard him as a symbol of loyalty, he couldn't help but stroked his three-foot-long beard, with a look of joy on his face.

When Liu Bei and Zhang Fei saw that Guan Yu was so respected by later generations, they both felt a little bit disgusted.

Liu Bei appeared and said,

"I think you three brothers are sworn brothers. You shouldn't just worship my second brother. My third brother and I are also worthy of your worship. The third brother and I are also very loyal, Dr. Tongtian, don't you think so?"

Li Hao laughed,

"I don't care so much, you and Zhang Fei hurry up and get out of the way, the three of us only worship Guan Erye."

Guan Yu, who was drinking with Liu Bei and Zhang Fei in a peach garden in Luoyang, heard this, and immediately said with a smile,

"Brother, third brother, step aside first, so that I can enjoy Dr. Tongtian's kneeling alone."

Liu Bei and Zhang Fei stepped aside unwillingly.

Guan Yu sat on the stone table in Taoyuan, his face became redder after drinking, and he also showed his majesty.

Li Hao, Zhu Biao, and Yue Yun showed their whole bodies in their own planes, knelt down to Guan Yu in the video with very serious expressions, then kowtowed three times, and then each started their own words.

"Li Hao, a five-good young man in the next 21st century."

"I'm under Ming Zhu Biao."

"I'm next to Song Yueyun.

"The three of us hit it off as old friends, and we decided to become brothers with different surnames in front of Emperor Guan. From now on, we will share blessings and share hardships. If you break this oath, you will be punished by heaven and die a bad death." .”

"it is good!"

Seeing that the three of them had completed the etiquette, Guan Yu immediately stood up from the table and applauded loudly to the three of them.

Zhu Yuanzhang shouted, "Second Master Guan, what did you do? Before the three brothers stood up, your idol stood up first."

The crowd burst into laughter.

After Li Hao and Zhu Biao Yueyun stood up, they called each other big brother, second brother and third brother according to their ranking.

When Li Hao thought that he became brothers with different surnames with a Song person and a Ming person, he felt very dreamy.But he didn't forget to be the big brother.

Li Hao looked at Zhu Biao and smiled,

"Second brother, I have always known that you have a hidden disease. Come here, here is a Da Huan Pill that can cure all kinds of diseases. If you eat it, your body will definitely be stronger than your cousin Li Wenzhong."

A golden elixir immediately appeared in Zhu Biao's hand in the Ming Dynasty plane.

Zhu Biao took the pill and glanced at Zhu Yuanzhang, then at Li Hao, and said hesitantly, "Brother, I am in good health now. My father is getting old, I want to give this pill to my father take."

Before Li Hao could speak, Zhu Yuanzhang slapped Zhu Biao's back across the chat screen.

"Aren't you stupid, boy! Eat as soon as your elder brother tells you to eat, don't worry about me."

Seeing Zhu Biao swallowing the Da Huan Pill, Old Zhu felt relieved, then looked at Li Hao and said with a smile,

"You brat, don't you think we are not pleasing to the eyes? Don't you think we kill too many people? Now you have become my junior, and you will call me uncle when you meet in the future, do you understand?"

Li Hao shouted, "Old Zhu, you have wronged me, I have never disliked you, nor have I thought you killed too many people.

No matter how many meritorious deeds the hero has done, as long as he commits a capital crime, he should be executed.

But I can't understand your cruelty.

Forget it, Lao Zhu, I'd better call you Uncle.One can kill, but not the innocent.In addition, if it is not a major crime of treason, it is better not to punish the three clans.Also, it's best not to kill someone.

The death penalty is sufficient to deter all crimes.If the death penalty does not deter people, neither does peeling and weeding.Apart from arousing human animalism and barbarizing the entire nation, massacre does not have any positive effect. "

After Zhu Biao swallowed the Da Huan Dan, his pale face immediately became radiant, and his eyes also became bright.

You can tell at a glance that the physical indicators have reached the standard of a general.

Zhu Yuanzhang laughed loudly and said,

"With the support of you, the big brother, why should I still be a villain? Don't worry, as long as those heroes don't go too far, I will let them enjoy their old age. Now I have nothing to worry about gone."

Li Hao looked at the anxious Yue Yun again and said with a smile,

"Third Brother, your martial arts has already been accomplished, and the Great Returning Pill is of no use to you. The eldest brother will give you a Foundation Establishment Pill, and see if you can achieve the body of a real person after taking it?"

Yue Yun from the Song Dynasty plane immediately had a Foundation Establishment Pill in his hand.

Yue Yun took a look at the pill, and stuffed it into his mouth immediately.Sitting cross-legged in the Yingzhou mansion, he began to close his eyes and meditate, absorbing the miraculous effect of the Jidan.

At this time, everyone in the group opened the chat window, and even Shi Huangdi, who devoted himself to cultivating immortals and never took part in chatting, showed his radiant face and stared at Yue Yun's body very curiously.

It took only a few minutes for the pill to enter the body, and white air came out of Yue Yun's whole body.

The white air became thicker and thicker, and finally completely enveloped Yue Yun's body.

In the depths of the white qi, only a burst of thunder was heard.

When the white air slowly dissipated, Yue Yun appeared in front of everyone again.

Compared with just now, there is no strange change.

The First Emperor was a little disappointed, he thought that Zhuji Pill sounded miraculous, but the effect after taking it was mediocre.

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