Chat Group of Myriad Worlds of Tang Dynasty

It was an exciting thing to meet people from Middle Earth in Tianzhu.

Aren't you happy when you meet your fellow countrymen in another country?

But at this moment, Li Daozong didn't have that kind of feeling in his eyes, only an unparalleled excitement and pride.

Look, what happened to the Sui Dynasty, the majestic Yang Guang is gone, and now I am the authentic royal relative of the Tang Dynasty.

Thinking of his identity as a relative of the emperor, Li Daozong felt sore in his heart.

Which royal family member in this world is not majestic, but I am the only one who has gone to a place thousands of miles away in misery. It is said that this place is one hundred and eight thousand miles away from Chang'an.

How did I get here this way?
Just like this, some people still dislike their slow speed.

Looking at the monk beside him, looking at his bald head, Li Daozong felt uncomfortable in his heart.

But this monk was very obedient, so obedient that he couldn't do it.

"That's all, don't mention it again, anyway, you remember, no matter who is the emperor in Middle-earth, you are still a member of Middle-earth."

The old man wiped his tears, "Understood, understood, times have changed, things are different."

Xuanzang was puzzled, "Why are you crying, just go back."

"Monk, what are you talking about? I'm afraid you won't be able to go back for three or five years?"

Xuanzang frowned, and his dark face glowed: "Hey, it won't work, it's only a year."

As soon as he said this, Li Daozong's face turned green.

Yes, only one year is enough, but do you know how much I have suffered this year?

You stupid bald donkey, if you hadn't insisted on flirting with those women, why would I have killed more than 100 people to clean up the troubles?
You hit up a girl, have a night of spring dinner, and I wipe your ass, that girl's clan will eat you alive, you fool.

If it weren't for your greedy drinking, you could set off ten days before the big storm, so what about the desert of death?It's not like there's a strong wind every day, dead monk.

Damn, if it wasn't for your greed for the beauty of Tianzhu women, you just want to eat some meat, why would I get into a ball with those Tianzhu elephants?

Others don't know the horror of elephants, how could Li Daozong not know.

Only after the soldiers under him were accidentally trampled into flesh by an elephant did someone realize that this behemoth was definitely not a good stubble.

Fortunately, there are people who are good at imitating the roar of a tiger, otherwise they would not be able to escape unscathed that day.

Such a thing, not a day or two.

Bald donkey, I have tolerated you for a long time. When I return to Datang, I will settle accounts with you again.

Li Daozong was cursing in his heart, but he couldn't show it on his face. Now he can't let this monk know, otherwise what if he doesn't go back?
"Old man, it's actually not that difficult to go back. There should be quite a few businessmen traveling between Datang and Tianzhu, so you follow and go back."

The old man covered his knees and sighed: "I was a businessman before, but now I am old, so I can't go back."

"I don't know if the family is okay."

After the old man finished speaking, he became irritable: "I really don't know what's so good about these young people. If they insist on coming out to do business, I shouldn't believe in this evil at that time, old man."

Li Daozong took a look, he was worthy of being a merchant, he was so irritable, and doing business in Tianzhu seemed to have to be irritable.

I didn't see the streets and alleys, those people from Tianzhu became more and more fierce one by one.

"Huh? Have you eaten beef?"

The old man grinned and looked at the two of them suddenly.

When Xuanzang heard it, he smiled happily: "Old man, you are a fellow."

"Xuanzang of the next Tang Dynasty."

"Hehe, master, old man Lu Wushuang."

Li Daozong feels that he has become an outsider, okay, you two continue to make troubles, now you go to eat beef, can't I hide away?
After finding a house in this small border city and reluctantly staying there, Li Daozong was in trouble. If Lu Wushuang didn't show up, he really didn't know where the Kaye Temple was.

"Xuanzang, do you think the scriptures in Kasyapa Temple can save Tang Dynasty?"

Li Daozong asked this question many times along the way, and now he plans to ask again.

Xuanzang raised his eyebrows, and the leg of lamb in his hand was steaming, "General, don't joke with this little monk, you are timid."

"If the scriptures are useful, why do you need the army?"

Li Daozong called out in his heart, good guy, you monk, you don't have a word of truth.

"Then tell me, since it's useless, why are you here?"

Xuanzang didn't say much, just spread his hands: "Young monk, a monk, can't do anything about it."

"Your Highness asked me to come, even if it's the frontal nose hell, I have to come."

Li Daozong finally understood that the mouths of monks and deceitful ghosts never speak lies, and their words are cloudy and foggy, without any sincerity.

No wonder, no wonder no one wants to deal with you monks.

The richest person in Chang'an City is your Jialan Temple. Without these bald donkeys, half of Chang'an's money would still be in the hands of the people.

"But since we're here this time, we have to go and have a look. There doesn't seem to be anything worth nostalgic about in this city."

"How about we go to the center of Tianzhu?"

Li Daozong said with a dark face, "This is Beitianzhu, it's good that you can live here."

"Northern Tianzhu is relatively powerful. To the north of Kasyapa Temple, if you go to the south, it won't be able to help you. You have to go by yourself."

Xuanzang's big eyes lit up, "That's right, I'm going to try the power of Buddhism."

"Are you sure you're not joking?" Li Daozong's rhetorical question made Xuanzang lose his strength.

"General, you can't say something nice. The monk is a monk, so he can't stand being frightened."

Xuanzang began to act cute: "There have been ups and downs along the way, ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters, mountains of swords and seas of fire, that is a great suffering, how can I go back like this."

Good guy, you now know that you are a monk. You didn't say you were a monk when you ate meat and drank along the way.

You talked with the female Bodhisattva in secret late at night along the way, and when you were in order, you were not like this?
You said that the girl was illiterate, and the girl reciprocated with kindness and enthusiasm. Why didn't you say that you were a monk at that time?

Now start pretending.

What do you look like, I don't know yet?

I know all about the moles on your buttocks.

I'm so annoying, I can't pierce it, otherwise Xuanzang will scream again.

"Then what do you say?"

Li Daozong was very helpless, it was really uncomfortable to meet such a pretender.

"In this case, let's look for Kasyapa Temple first, steal their scriptures, and then form an alliance with Central Tianzhu and South Tianzhu to let them attack North Tianzhu."

Li Daozong was speechless.

The old man Lu Wushuang opened his eyes and looked at Xuanzang carefully at this time, the mutton in his mouth was scattered along the old teeth.

"You say this is a monk?"

"Is this a decent monk?"