Chat Group of Myriad Worlds of Tang Dynasty

"Hero, I'm just a juggler, don't kill me, I just use money to do things, I'm really not fooling around."

Before Li Ke could speak, Li Shimin glared at him angrily: "Good guy, a juggler can be so arrogant. This attic is full of people coming and going. You pretended to be a ghost, so you didn't kill anyone?"

The man panicked: "Hero, don't, I really haven't killed anyone. They gave me money and let me pretend to scare people. This place is also spacious. I usually sleep here at night."

Li Shimin didn't feel angry, so he slapped him with a slap.

"Let you pretend to be a ghost, let you pretend to be a ghost."

It was obvious that Li Shimin was terrified, and he was already on top at this time.

"Who are you talking about?"

The man didn't hesitate: "They are monks. I was performing tricks in the West Market that day, selling art for money. Suddenly, a big monk came to me and said that if I don't listen to him, I will expose my tricks."

"You two heroes, I'm just a little reptile, how can I go against that monk, the trick is exposed, how can I make money in the future."

Li Shimin was puzzled: "Then you go to other places, Chang'an can't tolerate you, so the world can't tolerate you? Do you have to help the tyrant?"

King Zhou expressed his anger, and Li Shimin was very good at speaking.

The man cried and said, "That's not it. It would be right for me to perform tricks in another place, but people in the world will soon know that I broke the rules in Chang'an. If you know the five elements and eight actions, then you must take my skin off."

"I was also forced."

For a while, Li Shimin was silent. It's not that he doesn't understand the hardships of people's livelihood. The five elements and eight works in the world, the three religions and the nine streams, are not good things, but most of these people just make a living in this world.

Forget it, if I can feed the people of the world, why would they still do these lowly things?

"What are you doing here?"

Li Shimin continued to ask. At this time, Li Shimin had flames in his eyes, and he began to have hostility towards those bald donkey monks.

Hmph, how dare you tell me that you won't kneel when you see the emperor?I did not agree to this request at the time, and I will never agree to it in the future.

The man was trembling, his body was trembling, his pants were soaked, and the smell spread in the room, which quickly filled people with disgust.

"There are always some thieves in this place on weekdays, and some people come to see the house and plan to buy it. I am responsible for scaring them."

"They were terrified, so they naturally thought it was haunted, so naturally they wouldn't buy it."

The juggler's brain is very clear, and his eyeballs are rolling: "Hero, I really didn't harm anyone."

"Then what happened to the people who died before?" Li Ke asked.

The moment the trick was performed, his face changed drastically, "That...that..."

The more you haw and haw, the more problematic you are.

Li Ke watched for a long time, this guy doesn't seem like a master who can kill, so there must be other secrets behind it.

Li Shimin became impatient, "Ke'er, why are you talking so much, cut him off with one knife, I hate this kind of person the most."

Li Ke shook his head: "Don't worry, let him speak before killing him."

"Give you a chance to tell what you know, otherwise you will end up like that bench."

When Li Ke said this, he did not forget to show a weird smile. This smile appeared on the face of a nine-year-old child, and it was really scarier than seeing a ghost.

"Do you think it's your head that's hard, or the bench of good wood that's harder?"

The juggler is about to cry, what is the hardest?Nature is the hardest!If you want to be tough, you can't be tough.

"me……"

At this moment, feces and urine came out, "Hero, that monk did it. I guess they just want to make no one dare to buy this attic. Everyone will think that there are ghosts here, and then they will come out to drive out ghosts."

Li Ke frowned, "That's it?"

"I really don't know..."

Li Shimin looked at this guy in front of him, and he couldn't get angry. If I don't kill you today, I won't feel at ease.

In Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, at the foot of the emperor, such a thing happened, the people can bear it, but I can't bear it.

Li Shimin picked up the bench at the side and threw it directly at the guy's head. In an instant, his head burst into tears and blood flowed all over the place.

Li Shimin snorted coldly, "I thought your head would be hard, I was careless."

The mouth was careless, but the body was extremely honest. With a clatter, he dropped the broken stools, clapped his hands, and said to Li Ke: "Ke'er, is this a ghost?"

Li Ke did not answer directly, but said lightly: "This attic is in the most prosperous place in the West Market of the Tang Dynasty, but no one cares about it. In my opinion, no matter how stupid a businessman is, he knows that opening a shop here will definitely make a big fortune. earn."

Li Shimin smiled wryly: "I have no way to govern, Ke'er, you brought me here today to let me know that even under the feet of the emperor, there are places where the sun doesn't shine, right?"

Li Ke shook his head, the words were like wheels, and it was as if he hadn't said them.

Li Shimin's face changed, and then he said excitedly: "That is to let me understand that when the emperor walks out of the palace, shouldn't he stay in the palace every day and be deceived?"

Li Ke continued to shake his head. You said this with such excitement on your face. It seems that this kind of plan is not a day or two. If you want to go out for a walk, just say it.

You are the emperor yourself, but you are afraid that the ministers will make irresponsible remarks. Can you be tougher?

Li Shimin was puzzled, what does this mean?
Li Ke stretched out his hand at this time and looked at Li Shimin with big eyes that were extremely innocent.

Li Shimin was startled, "Ke'er, what's the meaning of this?"

Li Ke said leisurely: "I will open a restaurant here, and you will pay for it."

Li Shimin felt his heart stop suddenly.

This is my son?
The father is kind and the son is filial, it is simply a filial son in the world!

His face twitched twice, and Li Shimin was not polite, "Ke'er, you are not short of money, are you?"

Li Ke smiled, of course I am not short of money, but sometimes, you can’t spend your own money all the time, you have to figure it out, who made you the emperor.

"Quiet, father, I have done a lot of things. When this restaurant opens, it will not only benefit you, but also the people of the world."

You say that history is busy benefiting, so don't say anything, this guy has a thick skin.

But you said that the people in the world benefited, and Li Shimin instantly regained his energy.

"how much is it?"

"A thousand pieces!"

After Li Ke finished speaking, he didn't forget to add: "I don't want you much. If this place wasn't haunted every day, there wouldn't be so few of them."

Li Shimin had an unbelievable expression on his face, but what Li Ke said seemed to make sense. This place, this attic, at least started with a few thousand guan, and now it can be won with a thousand guan.

Li Ke also solved the problem of haunting, perfect.