Gou in Daming, I was overheard by Zhu Yuanzhang

Li Jinglong stood there blankly with a sad face.

It must be because I didn't read the almanac when I went out today!

When people stand in the temple, disaster comes from heaven!
Originally, Wang Qingxuan proposed to ask King Wu to block the breach, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Everyone wants to know what is hidden behind this.

Then Huang Zicheng and Lan Yu stepped forward one after another.

It never occurred to me that His Majesty has always stood on Wang Qingxuan's side!
Wang Qingxuan's suggestion was adopted, and His Majesty decided to let King Wu go to Jianli County to block the breach.

Lan Yu asked to accompany King Wu, but Huang Zicheng recommended Wang Qingxuan to accompany him!
Unexpectedly, His Majesty did not agree, and directly called the name.

Who knew it hit me!
I didn't say a word today!

This bad luck happened to me!

Who am I provoking?

Following the King of Wu to block the breach, this is clearly a soft knife handed over by His Majesty!
If you can't close the hole, His Majesty will take me as a question!

How to do?
When the matter is at stake, then bite the bullet and move forward, there is no choice!

It would be great if I followed the other princes!
For example, King Yan!
King Wu is notorious for being incompetent and useless.

Although the image has changed in the past two years, it is also the result of Tao Chengdao's hard work!

The Daming Institute of Science and Technology did a good job, all thanks to Tao Chengdao, and the Princess Anning!

With the support of the Mu family behind, can it be done well?

In addition, His Majesty personally narrated the process of controlling the Western Regions in Fengtian Hall, and stories of the Western Regions were being told from top to bottom.

Whether it is His Majesty or ordinary people, they are all talking about how miraculous King Wu is in the Western Regions.

In Li Jinglong's view, this is just a strategy of His Majesty.

His Majesty is the same as two years ago, still wholeheartedly putting money on King Wu's face.

There is nothing wrong with subsidizing money, the key is that it is too much.

The performance of King Wu in the Western Regions is so amazing that it can be called a god-making movement.

Today, His Majesty still wants to create a god!

I want King Wu to personally lead people to block the Yangtze River breach!

Doesn't Your Majesty know the word "a thousand miles away"?

Perhaps it was Huang Zicheng's reminder that His Majesty understood the difficulty and risk of blocking the breach!

But Jinkou has already opened, how can there be any reason to go back on his word?
So, His Majesty pulled me, Li Jinglong, as a remedy!
Your Majesty has already prepared a scapegoat, let me, Li Jinglong, take the blame at any time!

At this time, Lan Yu and Mu Ying pulled Zhu Yunxi aside.

"Yunxi, what's going on, why did His Majesty ask you to block the breach?"

Sapphire's voice was extremely low, revealing anxiety and uneasiness.

Zhu Yunxi smiled: "Uncle, please rest assured, this matter will not trouble me."

"Grandpa let me go because he knew I could do it."

Hearing this, Mu Ying and Lan Yu looked at each other and felt relieved.

The reason why I was in a hurry just now was because I didn't understand the situation.

I thought there was some unhappiness between His Majesty and Zhu Yunxie.

Indeed, Lan Yu and Mu Yingcai learned a lot about Zhu Yunxi after Mu Yao was admitted to Daming Academy of Science and Technology.

I thought that those grenades, landmines, firecrackers and the like were made by Tao Chengdao and those craftsmen.

Unexpectedly, the blueprints and formulas of these weapons were all provided by Zhu Yunxi.

What's even more amazing is that Zhu Yunxi can instantly transport people or things thousands of miles away!

What other jaw-dropping items such as translation pens, bubble houses, drones, etc.!
Zhu Yunxi said that if he can block the Yangtze River breach, he will be able to.

Because you don't know how many abilities he has yet to display!
Only those who have seen Zhu Yunxi's magic with their own eyes will believe it, and they will have to see it many times.

Those who have not seen it, mostly do not believe it, think it is bragging.

"Okay, Yunxi, what else do you need, we will guarantee it." Mu Ying said.

"The most critical material to block the Yangtze River breach is the straw bag, and the others are not needed," Zhu Yunxi said with a smile: "Li Jinglong is the biggest straw bag in my Ming Dynasty. He is enough."

Lan Yu and Mu Ying didn't expect Zhu Yunxie to actually make a joke.

This joke is indeed funny!
Neither of them could hold back, they looked up to the sky and laughed endlessly.

Seeing this, Li Jinglong couldn't help being puzzled, what are these two people laughing at, so happy?
Should not be!

Shouldn't they be downcast?

Are they laughing at me?
Lan Yu came over and patted Li Jinglong's shoulder: "Mr. Cao, it's rare that King Wu has taken a fancy to you. Work hard and have a bright future!"

Li Jinglong squeezed out a smile: "Mr. Liang, yes, it's an honor to be an official."

Zhu Yunxi said: "Mr. Cao, look at your smile, it's so fake. What's the matter, follow me to do things, are you still afraid of losing money?"

Mu Ying said: "Mr. Cao, if you have to go, you have to go, and you have to take care of it!"

Li Jinglong is even more uncomfortable, and he should bear it. That means we should be blamed.

Zhu Yunxi said: "Duke Cao, let me tell you a story."

"Say, in the Fengtian Palace, the civil and military officials are waiting for the emperor to arrive."

"Shang Shu of the Ministry of Rites let out a loud fart, and everyone heard it and looked over."

"The Minister of Rites and the Minister of Rites stand back and forth."

"The Minister of Rites said: Wang Shilang, how can you fart carelessly above the hall?"

"Wang Shilang felt very wronged. It was obviously the Shangshu who let him go. How could he blame me for the fart?"

"Wang Shilang said: Master Shangshu, I didn't fart this fart, it was you."

"Later Wang Shilang was demoted."

"Wang Shilang didn't understand why, so he appealed to the emperor."

"The emperor said: You don't even dare to take care of your superiors, what's the use of a courtier like you?!"

Hahahaha!

Lan Yu and Mu Ying laughed at the same time!
I didn't expect Wu Wang Zhu Yunxi to have this side, this story is really ridiculous!

This story clearly satirizes two people.

One is Wang Shilang who doesn't admit to farting, and he is from the Ministry of Rites. Isn't Wang Qingxuan from the Ministry of Rites?

There is another one, Li Jinglong.

Hehehe, Li Jinglong had no choice but to laugh dryly and embarrassingly.

Lan Yu and Mu Ying left in peace, planning to have a small party at night.

After tea and drinking, tell Yunxi's joke about farting and spread it!
Make this guy Wang Qingxuan rotten like a stinky fart!
Unexpectedly, after Lan Yu and Mu Ying spread the joke, it really became a widely circulated joke.

Even Zhu Yuanzhang often used this to make an argument.

Whenever he met those officials who avoided, feared, and didn't do anything, Zhu Yuanzhang would say that they were like Wang Shilang and couldn't get things done.

Not only Zhu Yuanzhang, but court officials would also use Wang Shilang to educate them when they encountered subordinates who were lying flat and fearful of trouble.

Wang Shilang has become synonymous with those officials who dawdle and put down picks.

Wang Qingxuan was so angry that his seven orifices were full of smoke, but there was nothing he could do.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Yunxi's joke also led to a trend: telling jokes.

All kinds of similar jokes are constantly being created, and some people specially collect them and publish them as books, which are still very popular.

Zhu Yuanzhang wanted to stop it, but Zhu Yunxi stopped Zhu Yuanzhang from stopping it.

In Zhu Yunxi's view, the whole people tell jokes, which also reflects a kind of social harmony and progress.

If no one dares to speak, people will be under high pressure!

Also, jokes will only be produced when you are full and drink enough.

Whether there are jokes and whether jokes can be accommodated is also an important sign of whether a society is enlightened and civilized.

……

Li Jinglong said: "King Wu, I'm going to mobilize troops to block the breach, at least [-] troops."

Zhu Yunxi said: "It's too late! You and I go first!"

Li Jinglong said: "Just the two of us?"

"Two people are enough."