Datang: The prince of salted fish was overheard by Li Er
Chapter 23 King and People, Boat and Water
Li Shimin was preparing how to dismiss Wei Zheng's words, but here Li You had another idea.
[No, it's so cruel that you still want to spank my ass! 】
[This Wei Dazi seems to be really sick.Look at his face alternately showing nervous excitement and nervous stiffness, his eyes are erratic, and his spirit is so excited. 】
[Besides, he has to give opinions on everything, and the first meaning is to resist. It seems that I am right in judging that he suffers from recalcitrance. 】
【Hey, what a pity, it must be that Li Er put too much pressure on him.When I make a decompression ball, I will definitely give him one! 】
At first, Li Shimin felt that Li You had unique views.
Although he didn't know what the rebellion syndrome Li You was talking about, but when he thought of it as a disease, he felt that it was true.
But when he heard that Li You actually blamed himself for the disease, Li Shimin became a little unhappy.
'Hmph, bastard, you don't have a lot of ideas, and I don't bother to defend you, you can argue with the troll yourself. '
Immediately, Li Shimin said loudly: "King Chu, explain to Dr. Wei yourself!"
However, Li You didn't care at all.
[This Li Er is stupid, let me talk to a patient. 】
[Is there any reward for spraying? 】
[Think about this Wei Zheng, what else can he do besides spraying, just find a keyboard man who is probably better than him! 】
[You also asked me to come out and face him directly, I won't be fooled by this! 】
Li You's heartfelt voice made Li Shimin's head buzzing.
Li Shimin couldn't understand any of the words "keyboard man" and "lane".
But seeing Li You not talking, Li Shimin was not happy.
"King Chu, I am asking you something!"
Li You knew that today would be impossible to escape no matter what, so he slowly raised his head, ready to say something casually.
The reason why he didn't speak immediately was because he was still judging the scale.
If Li Shimin should be dismissed from office, he should not be punished too harshly.
If he really wanted to be spanked, he didn't want to.
However, before Li You opened his mouth, Dai Zhou came out.
Dai Zhou has long been eager to make a move, but he has been suffering from not finding a chance.
Seeing Li Shimin's repeated questioning, he finally couldn't help but stand up and fight for Li You's injustice.
"Your Majesty! I think that King Chu's late arrival is justifiable! Besides, King Chu just entered the hall a little late, but he was waiting outside the hall very early."
"And as for Wei Zheng's crime of disrespect, I think it's understandable! After all, King Chu stays up all night to plant potatoes, so it's inevitable that he doesn't know much about court rules!"
Potatoes, what's that?
As soon as Dai Zhou's words came out, everyone in the court was stunned!
No one here knows what a potato is
"Dai Zhou, tell everyone what a potato is?"
Seeing the wonderful expressions on the faces of the officials, Li Shimin couldn't help but feel complacent, and the corners of his mouth were full of smiles when he asked questions.
"I obey my orders!"
Dai Zhou straightened his waist and tried to calm himself down and said: "Potatoes are auspicious gifts from heaven! They were cultivated by the King of Chu hard and are the hope of the Tang Dynasty in the future. They are a kind of grain that can reach an yield of three thousand catties per mu crop!"
"Oh my God!"
The officials gasped again!
The yield per mu of potatoes is too exaggerated!
"Dai Zhou, in vain, I think you are still a mature and prudent person. Why can't the new Shangshu just take office, and he can't help fawning on you?"
"That's right, it's a joke to return three thousand catties per mu!"
"I see that this is not a joke, someone is talking nonsense with their eyes open!"
"Hey, it's ridiculous that some people are too old to tell nonsense!"
After a short period of silence, the court suddenly seemed to be boiling.
Everyone chattered and shook their heads one after another, not believing Dai Zhou's words at all.
"Why, don't all my colleagues believe me, Dai Zhou?"
Hearing everyone's discussion, Dai Zhou became anxious!
"They don't believe it, but I believe it! King Chu's character, I believe it!"
Dai Zhou was about to continue talking, when suddenly a firm voice came out.
It was Pei Ju who spoke.
Pei Ju opened his mouth to surprise those who were planning to make trouble for Li You.
"Why is it him! Didn't you say they had a big fight before?"
"That's right, isn't he the most excited one? Why did he turn around and help the King of Chu?"
However, Pei Ju didn't care about the people's discussion at all, and then said: "I know, you are all waiting to see me deal with the King of Chu! You are wrong, it was just a dispute between me and the King of Chu, and I, Pei Ju, are right about things and not about people." !"
Pei Ju's words made everyone suddenly realize.
Although this old man has a big temper and doesn't give anyone face, he is still somewhat courteous to those who are also stubborn.
Pei Ju has always believed that daring to insist on himself means that there is no ghost in his heart. Since there is no ghost, then it is just a battle of spirits, and no matter right or wrong, he has a clear conscience.
"The king of Chu was lucky, and he had a fight with Pei Ju. I didn't expect Pei Ju to admire him because of this."
Everyone's exclamation gave Dai Zhou a chance to breathe.
He said again: "Your Majesty! I have already had potatoes brought here! It's just outside the hall! Can you let them in?"
Words are unsubstantiated, seeing is believing, Dai Zhou had already prepared for today's grand court meeting.
"Of course, pass!"
Although Li Shimin was angry with Li You, he loved Li You even more, so he agreed immediately.
Soon, several baskets of potatoes appeared in front of the officials.
It was the first time they saw potatoes, and they immediately surrounded them.
"Is this a potato?"
"Is this a new breed bred by the King of Chu? Is there really a yield of three thousand catties?"
Facing everyone's doubts, Dai Zhou began to explain.
"My lords, this is a potato. There are seven or eight potatoes of this size on each potato seedling!"
"And one mu of land has three or four hundred potato seedlings!"
Hearing this, everyone no longer had any doubts about the output.
"It's really more than 3000 catties per mu!"
"This level of output is too scary!"
"But this thing is black and full of dirt, is it really edible?"
Everyone soon had new questions.
"Of course you can eat it, I have eaten it, it's delicious!"
Dai Zhou said.
"My dear friends, I have eaten this potato too, it tastes really good!"
Li Shimin also opened his mouth to talk about his own experience.
When Li Shimin said this, the faces of the people were only shocked, the facts were in front of them, and the officials had to believe it.
They all turned their heads to look at Li You, unable to believe that such a miraculous potato really came from Li You.
Li You was also full of helplessness when everyone's eyes focused on him.
[Hey, Dai Zhou, you stupid X, why are you so stubborn. 】
[He actually brought Tudou to the Tai Chi Hall. Labor and management wanted to keep a low profile, but now that these guys are staring at them, how can they keep a low profile! 】
[Wei Zheng sprayed what's wrong, labor and management just want to lose their position! 】
[Besides, if Wei Zheng doesn't like it, it's over! 】
【I have potatoes and corn. It is not impossible to increase the current output of rice and wheat to two thousand catties per mu.I'm still afraid of a troll! 】
[The people are like water, the king is like a boat, water can carry a boat, and it can also overturn it!The common people are the most important thing, Wei Zheng, the talkative king, is nothing! ! 】
boom
What Li You said shocked Li Shimin instantly!
"My son, Li You, is truly a blessing to the Tang Dynasty, God bless you!"
Li Shimin suddenly stood up from the dragon chair!
[No, it's so cruel that you still want to spank my ass! 】
[This Wei Dazi seems to be really sick.Look at his face alternately showing nervous excitement and nervous stiffness, his eyes are erratic, and his spirit is so excited. 】
[Besides, he has to give opinions on everything, and the first meaning is to resist. It seems that I am right in judging that he suffers from recalcitrance. 】
【Hey, what a pity, it must be that Li Er put too much pressure on him.When I make a decompression ball, I will definitely give him one! 】
At first, Li Shimin felt that Li You had unique views.
Although he didn't know what the rebellion syndrome Li You was talking about, but when he thought of it as a disease, he felt that it was true.
But when he heard that Li You actually blamed himself for the disease, Li Shimin became a little unhappy.
'Hmph, bastard, you don't have a lot of ideas, and I don't bother to defend you, you can argue with the troll yourself. '
Immediately, Li Shimin said loudly: "King Chu, explain to Dr. Wei yourself!"
However, Li You didn't care at all.
[This Li Er is stupid, let me talk to a patient. 】
[Is there any reward for spraying? 】
[Think about this Wei Zheng, what else can he do besides spraying, just find a keyboard man who is probably better than him! 】
[You also asked me to come out and face him directly, I won't be fooled by this! 】
Li You's heartfelt voice made Li Shimin's head buzzing.
Li Shimin couldn't understand any of the words "keyboard man" and "lane".
But seeing Li You not talking, Li Shimin was not happy.
"King Chu, I am asking you something!"
Li You knew that today would be impossible to escape no matter what, so he slowly raised his head, ready to say something casually.
The reason why he didn't speak immediately was because he was still judging the scale.
If Li Shimin should be dismissed from office, he should not be punished too harshly.
If he really wanted to be spanked, he didn't want to.
However, before Li You opened his mouth, Dai Zhou came out.
Dai Zhou has long been eager to make a move, but he has been suffering from not finding a chance.
Seeing Li Shimin's repeated questioning, he finally couldn't help but stand up and fight for Li You's injustice.
"Your Majesty! I think that King Chu's late arrival is justifiable! Besides, King Chu just entered the hall a little late, but he was waiting outside the hall very early."
"And as for Wei Zheng's crime of disrespect, I think it's understandable! After all, King Chu stays up all night to plant potatoes, so it's inevitable that he doesn't know much about court rules!"
Potatoes, what's that?
As soon as Dai Zhou's words came out, everyone in the court was stunned!
No one here knows what a potato is
"Dai Zhou, tell everyone what a potato is?"
Seeing the wonderful expressions on the faces of the officials, Li Shimin couldn't help but feel complacent, and the corners of his mouth were full of smiles when he asked questions.
"I obey my orders!"
Dai Zhou straightened his waist and tried to calm himself down and said: "Potatoes are auspicious gifts from heaven! They were cultivated by the King of Chu hard and are the hope of the Tang Dynasty in the future. They are a kind of grain that can reach an yield of three thousand catties per mu crop!"
"Oh my God!"
The officials gasped again!
The yield per mu of potatoes is too exaggerated!
"Dai Zhou, in vain, I think you are still a mature and prudent person. Why can't the new Shangshu just take office, and he can't help fawning on you?"
"That's right, it's a joke to return three thousand catties per mu!"
"I see that this is not a joke, someone is talking nonsense with their eyes open!"
"Hey, it's ridiculous that some people are too old to tell nonsense!"
After a short period of silence, the court suddenly seemed to be boiling.
Everyone chattered and shook their heads one after another, not believing Dai Zhou's words at all.
"Why, don't all my colleagues believe me, Dai Zhou?"
Hearing everyone's discussion, Dai Zhou became anxious!
"They don't believe it, but I believe it! King Chu's character, I believe it!"
Dai Zhou was about to continue talking, when suddenly a firm voice came out.
It was Pei Ju who spoke.
Pei Ju opened his mouth to surprise those who were planning to make trouble for Li You.
"Why is it him! Didn't you say they had a big fight before?"
"That's right, isn't he the most excited one? Why did he turn around and help the King of Chu?"
However, Pei Ju didn't care about the people's discussion at all, and then said: "I know, you are all waiting to see me deal with the King of Chu! You are wrong, it was just a dispute between me and the King of Chu, and I, Pei Ju, are right about things and not about people." !"
Pei Ju's words made everyone suddenly realize.
Although this old man has a big temper and doesn't give anyone face, he is still somewhat courteous to those who are also stubborn.
Pei Ju has always believed that daring to insist on himself means that there is no ghost in his heart. Since there is no ghost, then it is just a battle of spirits, and no matter right or wrong, he has a clear conscience.
"The king of Chu was lucky, and he had a fight with Pei Ju. I didn't expect Pei Ju to admire him because of this."
Everyone's exclamation gave Dai Zhou a chance to breathe.
He said again: "Your Majesty! I have already had potatoes brought here! It's just outside the hall! Can you let them in?"
Words are unsubstantiated, seeing is believing, Dai Zhou had already prepared for today's grand court meeting.
"Of course, pass!"
Although Li Shimin was angry with Li You, he loved Li You even more, so he agreed immediately.
Soon, several baskets of potatoes appeared in front of the officials.
It was the first time they saw potatoes, and they immediately surrounded them.
"Is this a potato?"
"Is this a new breed bred by the King of Chu? Is there really a yield of three thousand catties?"
Facing everyone's doubts, Dai Zhou began to explain.
"My lords, this is a potato. There are seven or eight potatoes of this size on each potato seedling!"
"And one mu of land has three or four hundred potato seedlings!"
Hearing this, everyone no longer had any doubts about the output.
"It's really more than 3000 catties per mu!"
"This level of output is too scary!"
"But this thing is black and full of dirt, is it really edible?"
Everyone soon had new questions.
"Of course you can eat it, I have eaten it, it's delicious!"
Dai Zhou said.
"My dear friends, I have eaten this potato too, it tastes really good!"
Li Shimin also opened his mouth to talk about his own experience.
When Li Shimin said this, the faces of the people were only shocked, the facts were in front of them, and the officials had to believe it.
They all turned their heads to look at Li You, unable to believe that such a miraculous potato really came from Li You.
Li You was also full of helplessness when everyone's eyes focused on him.
[Hey, Dai Zhou, you stupid X, why are you so stubborn. 】
[He actually brought Tudou to the Tai Chi Hall. Labor and management wanted to keep a low profile, but now that these guys are staring at them, how can they keep a low profile! 】
[Wei Zheng sprayed what's wrong, labor and management just want to lose their position! 】
[Besides, if Wei Zheng doesn't like it, it's over! 】
【I have potatoes and corn. It is not impossible to increase the current output of rice and wheat to two thousand catties per mu.I'm still afraid of a troll! 】
[The people are like water, the king is like a boat, water can carry a boat, and it can also overturn it!The common people are the most important thing, Wei Zheng, the talkative king, is nothing! ! 】
boom
What Li You said shocked Li Shimin instantly!
"My son, Li You, is truly a blessing to the Tang Dynasty, God bless you!"
Li Shimin suddenly stood up from the dragon chair!
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