Datang: Inheriting the system legacy at the beginning
Chapter 35 That's My Big Fried Grasshopper
As for that old guy Pei Ji, if he hadn't been favored by Li Yuan and took the position of Shangshu Youpushe, Li Shimin would have dealt with him long ago.
What's more, in the historical records.
This old guy is a completely unworthy and extremely greedy guy.
"Yes, what Xiaoliuzi said is correct, these royal officials are just a bunch of people who only know incompetence and crazy stuff."
Li Tai also said indignantly, there was no way he was the most impeached among the princes before.
Saying that he is still young and has not made any contribution to the Tang Dynasty, His Majesty cannot favor him so much, as this will lead to instability of the crown prince's status.
Some people even dared to write a letter to ask the father to reduce his reward, saying that he, a mere king of Yue, could not control Yangzhou and Yuezhou.
Hemp egg!
The emperor is willing to reward the young master, that is the young master's ability, and none of your business.
Jealousy, they are Chiguoguo's jealousy.
Seeing his appearance, Li Yin probably knew what he was thinking in his heart.
It's just that Li Yin didn't continue this topic, but turned to Li Ke who turned to the side and said:
"Three, I discussed it with Uncle Cheng before, and I will take half of the shares in Baiyun Tower from now on.
Now my father asked me to buy locusts again, I guess I don't have much time to manage these, so you can go and meet with Uncle Cheng. "
"Well, I see. I'll take care of you."
Li Ke looked at Li Chengqian and Li Tai, and found that there was no change on their faces, so he solemnly agreed.
He knew very well in his heart that this was Li Yin testing him, testing whether he had the ability to bear that heavy burden.
It is also cultivating him and cultivating his ability to control things. If he can't even control such a small thing, then what else is there to talk about.
Just when several people continued to toast and were about to do one, a thick voice sounded above their heads.
"Hmm! You rebellious sons, what are you doing?"
Immediately, several people saw a pair of gold silk cloud treading boots and a pair of gold silk flower shoes appeared in front of them.
People in the entire Tang Dynasty who can wear these two pairs of shoes know who is speaking even with their toes.
Immediately, several people raised their heads and walked over cautiously.
"Father... Royal father, why are you here?"
Li Chengqian, Li Tai and Li Ke were all scared to death.
Just now Li Chengqian was still saying that he was afraid of being seen by others, and if word got out, Doctor Yushi might impeach them again.
Well now, there is no need for them to impeach.
Both the emperor father and the queen mother have come in person, and what a fart to impeach, I am afraid it is doomed tonight.
"Oh, why are you here, Queen Mother? Look at the cold weather. If it freezes, it will be bad for the unborn brother or sister."
Among the few people, Li Tai was the fat guy who reacted the fastest. No wonder he was so loved by Li Shimin in history.
In history, Li Shimin's love for Li Tai was evaluated in this way.
He favored all the kings, and even allowed Li Tai to set up a literature museum in the mansion, allowing him to recruit scholars by himself.
This kid's eyesight and quick-wittedness did not make him feel sorry for this comment.
Li Ke was reminded by Li Tai, so he got up quickly, wiped his oily little hands on his robe, and ran towards Concubine Yang, who was half a step behind Li Shimin, and shouted:
"Mother Concubine, let me tell you, the Sixth Brother made this food this time is delicious and amazing..."
Li Chengqian looked at Li Tai, then at Li Shimin, stood up from the threshold with a face full of embarrassment, lowered his head and stared at his toes, not daring to speak.
He was originally the prince, and he was the biggest one among them, so he didn't dare to act like a spoiled child by Li Tai's side.
So in an instant, only Li Yin was left sitting on the threshold of the imperial dining room.
Looking at the yellow fried grasshopper in front of him with some reluctance, he sighed in his heart.
He meow, those disrespectful guys who just said that everyone will be good brothers who love each other in the future, why did they all run away in a blink of an eye.
Now that I am alone, can I still keep the delicious food in front of me?
The answer is, keep a fart.
So, he simply didn't bother to get up, raised his head and said:
"Ah! Isn't this the emperor father, the empress mother and the concubine mother? When did you come here?
Come here, come here, let me tell you that the deep-fried big grasshopper is delicious and crispy, and it is delicious when served with wine. "
After he finished speaking, he wiped the sleeve of his robe on the threshold next to him, as if he was entertaining guests in an ordinary people's home.
"Puchi" "Puchi"
When Empress Changsun and Concubine Yang saw how funny I was, they laughed like melting icebergs.
The two of them laughed, and Li Shimin couldn't jump any longer. He went directly to the small table and sat down on the threshold.
He didn't care about these things, thinking that when he was fighting outside, let alone sitting on the threshold to eat.
When food ran out, I went to dig wild vegetables with soldiers, and stuffed them into my mouth without washing them after digging.
Right after he sat down, he didn't forget to squeeze Li Yin aside, waved to his eldest grandson and Concubine Yang and said:
"Come to Avalokitesvara, Concubine Yang, you two also come and try the taste of fried locusts."
Li Yin: ( )
That's mine, my big fried grasshopper.
Am I still here?If you just do this, do you still have me as the master in your eyes?
Revenge, Li Er is Chi Guoguo's revenge on him.
hum (▼へ▼メ)
Li Er, you wait for the young master, the young master must take revenge.
A moment later, when the eldest and grandson were also sitting on the threshold generously, and were about to reach out to taste the taste of fried grasshoppers, Li Yin hurriedly stopped him:
"Hey, Queen Mother, you can't eat it."
"Why, can you tell me that when you make this thing, you can only say that men can eat it, but women can't eat it?"
Li Shimin just grabbed a handful of fried grasshoppers and stuffed them into his mouth, he almost choked when he interrupted him.
Then she glared at him fiercely and asked.
Who knew that as soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, he saw Li Yin's small mouth puckered, and said aggrievedly:
"Father, aren't you wronging people? The queen mother is pregnant now, so she can't eat locusts."
Li Shimin thought about it, and it seemed the same thing happened.
Generally, if anyone in the harem is pregnant, the group of imperial physicians in the imperial hospital will be more careful with the medicine. It seems that the Guanyin servant girl can't enjoy the delicious food today.
Immediately afterwards, he stopped teasing Li Yin, picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it in one gulp, and continued this time:
"I seem to have heard you talking about Baiyun Tower just now, what's going on?"
"No, when did I mention Baiyun Tower, Father, you must have misheard."
Li Chengqian and the other three were standing beside me obediently, acting like I was a good baby.
But when they heard Li Yin say these words without blinking, their eyes straightened immediately.
Damn it, your lies come as soon as you open your mouth.
Father and the others were clearly nearby, so they must have heard clearly.
In this way, you dare to open your eyes and talk nonsense, admire, admire, the elder brother is simply full of admiration.
[PS: The three chapters are updated with [-] words, and I hope all the judges and adults will comment more! 】
[Is there any five-star praise?Do you generate electricity for love? 】
What's more, in the historical records.
This old guy is a completely unworthy and extremely greedy guy.
"Yes, what Xiaoliuzi said is correct, these royal officials are just a bunch of people who only know incompetence and crazy stuff."
Li Tai also said indignantly, there was no way he was the most impeached among the princes before.
Saying that he is still young and has not made any contribution to the Tang Dynasty, His Majesty cannot favor him so much, as this will lead to instability of the crown prince's status.
Some people even dared to write a letter to ask the father to reduce his reward, saying that he, a mere king of Yue, could not control Yangzhou and Yuezhou.
Hemp egg!
The emperor is willing to reward the young master, that is the young master's ability, and none of your business.
Jealousy, they are Chiguoguo's jealousy.
Seeing his appearance, Li Yin probably knew what he was thinking in his heart.
It's just that Li Yin didn't continue this topic, but turned to Li Ke who turned to the side and said:
"Three, I discussed it with Uncle Cheng before, and I will take half of the shares in Baiyun Tower from now on.
Now my father asked me to buy locusts again, I guess I don't have much time to manage these, so you can go and meet with Uncle Cheng. "
"Well, I see. I'll take care of you."
Li Ke looked at Li Chengqian and Li Tai, and found that there was no change on their faces, so he solemnly agreed.
He knew very well in his heart that this was Li Yin testing him, testing whether he had the ability to bear that heavy burden.
It is also cultivating him and cultivating his ability to control things. If he can't even control such a small thing, then what else is there to talk about.
Just when several people continued to toast and were about to do one, a thick voice sounded above their heads.
"Hmm! You rebellious sons, what are you doing?"
Immediately, several people saw a pair of gold silk cloud treading boots and a pair of gold silk flower shoes appeared in front of them.
People in the entire Tang Dynasty who can wear these two pairs of shoes know who is speaking even with their toes.
Immediately, several people raised their heads and walked over cautiously.
"Father... Royal father, why are you here?"
Li Chengqian, Li Tai and Li Ke were all scared to death.
Just now Li Chengqian was still saying that he was afraid of being seen by others, and if word got out, Doctor Yushi might impeach them again.
Well now, there is no need for them to impeach.
Both the emperor father and the queen mother have come in person, and what a fart to impeach, I am afraid it is doomed tonight.
"Oh, why are you here, Queen Mother? Look at the cold weather. If it freezes, it will be bad for the unborn brother or sister."
Among the few people, Li Tai was the fat guy who reacted the fastest. No wonder he was so loved by Li Shimin in history.
In history, Li Shimin's love for Li Tai was evaluated in this way.
He favored all the kings, and even allowed Li Tai to set up a literature museum in the mansion, allowing him to recruit scholars by himself.
This kid's eyesight and quick-wittedness did not make him feel sorry for this comment.
Li Ke was reminded by Li Tai, so he got up quickly, wiped his oily little hands on his robe, and ran towards Concubine Yang, who was half a step behind Li Shimin, and shouted:
"Mother Concubine, let me tell you, the Sixth Brother made this food this time is delicious and amazing..."
Li Chengqian looked at Li Tai, then at Li Shimin, stood up from the threshold with a face full of embarrassment, lowered his head and stared at his toes, not daring to speak.
He was originally the prince, and he was the biggest one among them, so he didn't dare to act like a spoiled child by Li Tai's side.
So in an instant, only Li Yin was left sitting on the threshold of the imperial dining room.
Looking at the yellow fried grasshopper in front of him with some reluctance, he sighed in his heart.
He meow, those disrespectful guys who just said that everyone will be good brothers who love each other in the future, why did they all run away in a blink of an eye.
Now that I am alone, can I still keep the delicious food in front of me?
The answer is, keep a fart.
So, he simply didn't bother to get up, raised his head and said:
"Ah! Isn't this the emperor father, the empress mother and the concubine mother? When did you come here?
Come here, come here, let me tell you that the deep-fried big grasshopper is delicious and crispy, and it is delicious when served with wine. "
After he finished speaking, he wiped the sleeve of his robe on the threshold next to him, as if he was entertaining guests in an ordinary people's home.
"Puchi" "Puchi"
When Empress Changsun and Concubine Yang saw how funny I was, they laughed like melting icebergs.
The two of them laughed, and Li Shimin couldn't jump any longer. He went directly to the small table and sat down on the threshold.
He didn't care about these things, thinking that when he was fighting outside, let alone sitting on the threshold to eat.
When food ran out, I went to dig wild vegetables with soldiers, and stuffed them into my mouth without washing them after digging.
Right after he sat down, he didn't forget to squeeze Li Yin aside, waved to his eldest grandson and Concubine Yang and said:
"Come to Avalokitesvara, Concubine Yang, you two also come and try the taste of fried locusts."
Li Yin: ( )
That's mine, my big fried grasshopper.
Am I still here?If you just do this, do you still have me as the master in your eyes?
Revenge, Li Er is Chi Guoguo's revenge on him.
hum (▼へ▼メ)
Li Er, you wait for the young master, the young master must take revenge.
A moment later, when the eldest and grandson were also sitting on the threshold generously, and were about to reach out to taste the taste of fried grasshoppers, Li Yin hurriedly stopped him:
"Hey, Queen Mother, you can't eat it."
"Why, can you tell me that when you make this thing, you can only say that men can eat it, but women can't eat it?"
Li Shimin just grabbed a handful of fried grasshoppers and stuffed them into his mouth, he almost choked when he interrupted him.
Then she glared at him fiercely and asked.
Who knew that as soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, he saw Li Yin's small mouth puckered, and said aggrievedly:
"Father, aren't you wronging people? The queen mother is pregnant now, so she can't eat locusts."
Li Shimin thought about it, and it seemed the same thing happened.
Generally, if anyone in the harem is pregnant, the group of imperial physicians in the imperial hospital will be more careful with the medicine. It seems that the Guanyin servant girl can't enjoy the delicious food today.
Immediately afterwards, he stopped teasing Li Yin, picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it in one gulp, and continued this time:
"I seem to have heard you talking about Baiyun Tower just now, what's going on?"
"No, when did I mention Baiyun Tower, Father, you must have misheard."
Li Chengqian and the other three were standing beside me obediently, acting like I was a good baby.
But when they heard Li Yin say these words without blinking, their eyes straightened immediately.
Damn it, your lies come as soon as you open your mouth.
Father and the others were clearly nearby, so they must have heard clearly.
In this way, you dare to open your eyes and talk nonsense, admire, admire, the elder brother is simply full of admiration.
[PS: The three chapters are updated with [-] words, and I hope all the judges and adults will comment more! 】
[Is there any five-star praise?Do you generate electricity for love? 】
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