Datang: Son-in-law, I beg you to come out of the mountain
Chapter 305 The Coquettish Boss Wife
In other words, after Li Shimin heard the news from Yang Zhuona, he was no longer anxious, he was happy, and slept comfortably with 3000 beauties in the harem.
On the other side, outside Chang'an City, there is a small town.
Yinan Khan, with his second son, Kohler, drove cattle and sheep towards Chang'an City.
"Father, we're close to Chang'an City, so time is enough! Can we rest for a while before we start our journey?"
Kohler said to Yi Nan.
Along the way, Yi Nanhou was in a hurry and was in a hurry, so he didn't have time to rest, he was exhausted!
Kohler didn't want to come, but he was snatched by Yinan Khan!
I was not happy in my heart at all, you old man, you are in the flowers when you are old, and you don't want to fix it!
I want to marry Princess Datang, why drag him here? !
"Well, it should be here soon! If my son is tired, I will rest here tonight!"
Yi Nan Khan looked at the map, this place is close to Chang'an City, and after walking for a few days, he will be able to reach Chang'an City!
It's getting late, it's not impossible to rest for a night before leaving!
When Kohler heard this, Yi Nan agreed to rest, and hurriedly and happily ordered his followers to settle the cattle and sheep. Then, Kohler and Yi Nan went to the nearby inn!
In that inn, the proprietress is very beautiful.
Yi Nan and Kohler have never met a woman along the way, they stay with cattle and sheep every day, and they are especially greedy for women!
Seeing the charming appearance of the proprietress, Yi Nan and Kohler were delighted!
"Miss Boss, here's some beef! A jug of wine! There's a lot, it's a reward for you!"
After finishing speaking, Yi Nan spoke in fluent Chinese and threw a piece of silver on the counter.
The proprietress looked at the broken silver, then at Yi Nan and his son, she shook her head and said.
"Guest officers, this piece of silver is only enough for the two of you to eat a plate of beef. As for wine, it's not enough money to buy."
Yi Nan was slightly stunned, and said, "This wine is so expensive? How is it possible?!"
For Xue Yantuo, a piece of silver is enough to eat a large jar of wine!
The proprietress looked at them speechlessly, and was about to explain when another customer came to buy wine.
"A pot of Moutai."
After finishing speaking, the guest, throw a golden cake to the proprietress!
"Okay! I'll serve you wine here!"
The proprietress took the money and served the wine with a smile.
Yi Nan and Kohler next to him were shocked!
This...a jug of wine costs a piece of gold!
What the hell, robbery! !
"Looking at your dusty looks, you probably came from outside the customs. I am a hospitable person in Tang Dynasty. This is the beef from our shop. Take it and go on the road."
The proprietress, after finishing her work, saw that Yi Nan and the others were still there, covered her mouth and nose, packed a portion of beef in disgust, and returned the money to them.
"You... what do you mean?! Treat us as beggars?!"
Yi Nan felt insulted!
Anyway, he is also Xue Yantuo's king!
"Ke'er! Give him a big golden cake! Let her open her eyes!"
Yi Nan ordered.
Kohler was a little contemptuous, and wanted to be brave, so he paid for it himself!
"Clap!"
Kohler threw a piece of gold pie on the table, reluctantly!
The proprietress picked up the big golden cake, her face softened a lot!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! The wine that the guest officer wants, I'll serve it right away!"
Yi Nan was in pain, watching the proprietress put the gold cake into his arms, and when he saw the ravine of the proprietress, he felt that the money was well spent!
They went to a private room, and the proprietress served them special dishes, as well as Moutai!
"What's the origin of this wine? It's so expensive?!"
"Yes! The price is so high! So many people come to buy it!"
Both Yi Nan and Kohler felt speechless!
Do Tang people have a lot of money and nowhere to spend it, or are they generally stupid? !
"Guest officers, Moutai is here!" The proprietress twisted her waist, walked to the side, and immediately covered her mouth and nose.
Kohler saw that the proprietress was always covering her mouth and nose, and looked at Yi Nan suspiciously.
"Father, why does this woman always cover her mouth and nose?"
Yi Nan also found it strange, and replied: "I heard that Tang women are shy and will cover their mouths and noses when they see handsome men."
"So it's because we're handsome!"
Kohler is so happy!
Then, she got up, approached the proprietress, grabbed the proprietress's hand, and said: "If you are willing to sleep with me for one night, I will accept you as my concubine!"
"Oh! Get your dirty hands away! It's dirty and smelly! It's disgusting!"
The proprietress backed away hastily.
"What did she say?"
Kohler didn't understand, but Yi Nan did!
"She said, our bodies... are dirty and stinky!!"
What the hell, the lady boss covered her mouth and nose, not because she thought they were handsome!
It's because they stink! !
When Kohler heard this, he immediately became furious!
"Fuck her! How dare you despise me!"
Draw a knife to fuck the boss lady!
"Ke'er! Don't force it!" Yi Nan stopped.
"Father! What are you afraid of! Such a bitch, play first and then kill! Let her know what a man on the prairie is!" Kohler refused to listen.
Yi Nan shook his head: "We are here to marry the princess! This place is close to Chang'an City, if something happens, it will be difficult!"
He was afraid of making trouble and delaying important events!
Kohler then put away the knife.
At this time, the proprietress happened to bring a plate of fried beans with a delicate bottle in her hand!
"Guest officer, here are the beans from our store. I'll serve you wine."
After the proprietress finished speaking, Yi Nan's complexion improved a little.
"You two, I have another good thing here! Maybe you can use it!"
The proprietress smiled.
Yi Nan and Kohler were puzzled, and asked, "What good thing is that?"
"Perfume!" said the proprietress.
Yi Nan and Kohler were very puzzled, staring at the perfume on the landlady's hand.
"What is perfume?"
"This perfume is a good thing! It smells fragrant! Just spray it lightly on your body, and your whole body will be fragrant!"
"I think the two of you need it especially!"
After the proprietress finished speaking, Yi Nan frowned and took the perfume.
"Using this, the whole body can smell good??"
"Of course! You don't know, this perfume was brought over from Chang'an City by my slaves! I don't give it to ordinary people!"
"Do you know why the princesses and concubines in the palace are so fragrant?!"
Yi Nan shook his head and said, "I don't know!"
He hasn't slept, so of course he doesn't know that they smell good!
"It's because of the perfume!"
The proprietress smiled.
"Really??" Yi Nan asked suspiciously.
"Of course it's true! Just talk but don't practice fake moves! I'll give you a try!"
After finishing speaking, lady boss, spray perfume on Yi Nan's body!
"Wow! So fragrant!!"
"This smell! It's so fragrant!"
"Even the flowers in the prairie in spring don't have this fragrance!"
Kohler and Yi Nan were filled with emotion!
Amazed by this fragrance!
It's the first time I smell something so fragrant!
"Right? I didn't lie to you! This perfume is a good thing!"
Boss, you can blow hard!
Yi Nan and Kohler also like this perfume very much!
With this perfume, they are no longer smelly men!
"Thank you! This perfume is good, hehe."
After Yi Nan finished speaking, he took the perfume and put it in his pocket!
Then, there is no intention of paying at all.
The proprietress was speechless, she looked at Yi Nan and said with a smile.
"This perfume requires two gold cakes."
Yi Nan and Kohler pretended not to hear.
"Ke Er, eat meat!"
"Father, you eat too!"
Boss...
"Come here! Copy the guy! Someone repudiates!"
The proprietress rolled up her sleeves and patted the table.
At this time, several burly men came over.
"Madam! What's the matter?"
"Who wants to renege? I just want to try my butcher's knife!"
Yi Nan and Kohler, seeing the burly man behind the proprietress with a sharp knife in his hand, were so frightened that they hurriedly took out two gold cakes!
"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"
The proprietress received the gold cakes, and then waved to the burly man, and they dispersed.
"The tavern of this slave's house is a regular shop, you two take it easy."
After the proprietress finished speaking, she took the money and left.
Yi Nan and Kohler wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads.
"What the hell! If I hadn't brought guards with me today, this group of people would have been killed long ago!" Kohler scolded.
Yi Nan frowned, and said: "Forget it! Don't argue with them today. After the king marries the princess, send troops south! Take this black shop!"
The two cursed in Xue Yantuo's language.
After scolding, start eating!
Yi Nan picked up the Moutai, and then lifted the seal.
The moment the seal was lifted, Yi Nan and Kohler were stunned!
"I go!"
"Fuck!"
"This wine is so delicious!"
Yi Nan and Kohler took a deep breath and smelled the aroma of the wine!
The aroma of this Moutai is particularly mellow!It is much more fragrant than the wine in the grassland!
Kohler was also hungry, and hurriedly picked up Maotai, trying to pour wine into the bowl.
After being slapped hard by Yi Nan, he quickly retracted his hand!
"Father hasn't tasted it yet! You dare to move? Are there any rules?!"
After being yelled at by Yi Nan for a while, Kohler hurriedly laughed along with him.
"Father misunderstood, the son wants to pour wine for father!"
Saying that, I hated Yi Nan in my heart!
When you and your elder brother both burp, I can be a Khan!
At that time, I will be the first in everything!
After hearing what Kohler said, Yi Nan let go of his hand.
Kohler hastily poured wine for Yi Nan.
Soon, Kohler poured two bowls of Moutai.
"Father, son, I wish you all the best, and bring your beauty home as soon as possible!"
"Well! Be good!"
Yi Nan picked up the bowl, raised his head and took a big gulp!
However, he choked on the wine!
"Spicy! Spicy!"
"Cool! Cool!"
Yi Nan took a big gulp, picked up the beans, and threw them into his mouth to chew!
Kohler followed suit!
I found that this Moutai tastes great!
"Father! This wine is so delicious!"
"Yes! This wine is really good!"
"Father! For this fine wine! We have to strengthen Xue Yantuo! When the time comes, he will go all the way south like the Turks of the past! Take Datang into his pocket! Become Xue Yantuo's world!"
"Ke'er is right! Ben Khan will accept Datang sooner or later!"
After Yi Nan finished speaking, the more he drank, the more enjoyable he was, poured another bowl, and drank it down in one gulp!
However, Yi Nan, who was able to drink several jars of wine, was so drunk at this moment that he was drunk!
……
On the other side, outside Chang'an City, there is a small town.
Yinan Khan, with his second son, Kohler, drove cattle and sheep towards Chang'an City.
"Father, we're close to Chang'an City, so time is enough! Can we rest for a while before we start our journey?"
Kohler said to Yi Nan.
Along the way, Yi Nanhou was in a hurry and was in a hurry, so he didn't have time to rest, he was exhausted!
Kohler didn't want to come, but he was snatched by Yinan Khan!
I was not happy in my heart at all, you old man, you are in the flowers when you are old, and you don't want to fix it!
I want to marry Princess Datang, why drag him here? !
"Well, it should be here soon! If my son is tired, I will rest here tonight!"
Yi Nan Khan looked at the map, this place is close to Chang'an City, and after walking for a few days, he will be able to reach Chang'an City!
It's getting late, it's not impossible to rest for a night before leaving!
When Kohler heard this, Yi Nan agreed to rest, and hurriedly and happily ordered his followers to settle the cattle and sheep. Then, Kohler and Yi Nan went to the nearby inn!
In that inn, the proprietress is very beautiful.
Yi Nan and Kohler have never met a woman along the way, they stay with cattle and sheep every day, and they are especially greedy for women!
Seeing the charming appearance of the proprietress, Yi Nan and Kohler were delighted!
"Miss Boss, here's some beef! A jug of wine! There's a lot, it's a reward for you!"
After finishing speaking, Yi Nan spoke in fluent Chinese and threw a piece of silver on the counter.
The proprietress looked at the broken silver, then at Yi Nan and his son, she shook her head and said.
"Guest officers, this piece of silver is only enough for the two of you to eat a plate of beef. As for wine, it's not enough money to buy."
Yi Nan was slightly stunned, and said, "This wine is so expensive? How is it possible?!"
For Xue Yantuo, a piece of silver is enough to eat a large jar of wine!
The proprietress looked at them speechlessly, and was about to explain when another customer came to buy wine.
"A pot of Moutai."
After finishing speaking, the guest, throw a golden cake to the proprietress!
"Okay! I'll serve you wine here!"
The proprietress took the money and served the wine with a smile.
Yi Nan and Kohler next to him were shocked!
This...a jug of wine costs a piece of gold!
What the hell, robbery! !
"Looking at your dusty looks, you probably came from outside the customs. I am a hospitable person in Tang Dynasty. This is the beef from our shop. Take it and go on the road."
The proprietress, after finishing her work, saw that Yi Nan and the others were still there, covered her mouth and nose, packed a portion of beef in disgust, and returned the money to them.
"You... what do you mean?! Treat us as beggars?!"
Yi Nan felt insulted!
Anyway, he is also Xue Yantuo's king!
"Ke'er! Give him a big golden cake! Let her open her eyes!"
Yi Nan ordered.
Kohler was a little contemptuous, and wanted to be brave, so he paid for it himself!
"Clap!"
Kohler threw a piece of gold pie on the table, reluctantly!
The proprietress picked up the big golden cake, her face softened a lot!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! The wine that the guest officer wants, I'll serve it right away!"
Yi Nan was in pain, watching the proprietress put the gold cake into his arms, and when he saw the ravine of the proprietress, he felt that the money was well spent!
They went to a private room, and the proprietress served them special dishes, as well as Moutai!
"What's the origin of this wine? It's so expensive?!"
"Yes! The price is so high! So many people come to buy it!"
Both Yi Nan and Kohler felt speechless!
Do Tang people have a lot of money and nowhere to spend it, or are they generally stupid? !
"Guest officers, Moutai is here!" The proprietress twisted her waist, walked to the side, and immediately covered her mouth and nose.
Kohler saw that the proprietress was always covering her mouth and nose, and looked at Yi Nan suspiciously.
"Father, why does this woman always cover her mouth and nose?"
Yi Nan also found it strange, and replied: "I heard that Tang women are shy and will cover their mouths and noses when they see handsome men."
"So it's because we're handsome!"
Kohler is so happy!
Then, she got up, approached the proprietress, grabbed the proprietress's hand, and said: "If you are willing to sleep with me for one night, I will accept you as my concubine!"
"Oh! Get your dirty hands away! It's dirty and smelly! It's disgusting!"
The proprietress backed away hastily.
"What did she say?"
Kohler didn't understand, but Yi Nan did!
"She said, our bodies... are dirty and stinky!!"
What the hell, the lady boss covered her mouth and nose, not because she thought they were handsome!
It's because they stink! !
When Kohler heard this, he immediately became furious!
"Fuck her! How dare you despise me!"
Draw a knife to fuck the boss lady!
"Ke'er! Don't force it!" Yi Nan stopped.
"Father! What are you afraid of! Such a bitch, play first and then kill! Let her know what a man on the prairie is!" Kohler refused to listen.
Yi Nan shook his head: "We are here to marry the princess! This place is close to Chang'an City, if something happens, it will be difficult!"
He was afraid of making trouble and delaying important events!
Kohler then put away the knife.
At this time, the proprietress happened to bring a plate of fried beans with a delicate bottle in her hand!
"Guest officer, here are the beans from our store. I'll serve you wine."
After the proprietress finished speaking, Yi Nan's complexion improved a little.
"You two, I have another good thing here! Maybe you can use it!"
The proprietress smiled.
Yi Nan and Kohler were puzzled, and asked, "What good thing is that?"
"Perfume!" said the proprietress.
Yi Nan and Kohler were very puzzled, staring at the perfume on the landlady's hand.
"What is perfume?"
"This perfume is a good thing! It smells fragrant! Just spray it lightly on your body, and your whole body will be fragrant!"
"I think the two of you need it especially!"
After the proprietress finished speaking, Yi Nan frowned and took the perfume.
"Using this, the whole body can smell good??"
"Of course! You don't know, this perfume was brought over from Chang'an City by my slaves! I don't give it to ordinary people!"
"Do you know why the princesses and concubines in the palace are so fragrant?!"
Yi Nan shook his head and said, "I don't know!"
He hasn't slept, so of course he doesn't know that they smell good!
"It's because of the perfume!"
The proprietress smiled.
"Really??" Yi Nan asked suspiciously.
"Of course it's true! Just talk but don't practice fake moves! I'll give you a try!"
After finishing speaking, lady boss, spray perfume on Yi Nan's body!
"Wow! So fragrant!!"
"This smell! It's so fragrant!"
"Even the flowers in the prairie in spring don't have this fragrance!"
Kohler and Yi Nan were filled with emotion!
Amazed by this fragrance!
It's the first time I smell something so fragrant!
"Right? I didn't lie to you! This perfume is a good thing!"
Boss, you can blow hard!
Yi Nan and Kohler also like this perfume very much!
With this perfume, they are no longer smelly men!
"Thank you! This perfume is good, hehe."
After Yi Nan finished speaking, he took the perfume and put it in his pocket!
Then, there is no intention of paying at all.
The proprietress was speechless, she looked at Yi Nan and said with a smile.
"This perfume requires two gold cakes."
Yi Nan and Kohler pretended not to hear.
"Ke Er, eat meat!"
"Father, you eat too!"
Boss...
"Come here! Copy the guy! Someone repudiates!"
The proprietress rolled up her sleeves and patted the table.
At this time, several burly men came over.
"Madam! What's the matter?"
"Who wants to renege? I just want to try my butcher's knife!"
Yi Nan and Kohler, seeing the burly man behind the proprietress with a sharp knife in his hand, were so frightened that they hurriedly took out two gold cakes!
"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"
The proprietress received the gold cakes, and then waved to the burly man, and they dispersed.
"The tavern of this slave's house is a regular shop, you two take it easy."
After the proprietress finished speaking, she took the money and left.
Yi Nan and Kohler wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads.
"What the hell! If I hadn't brought guards with me today, this group of people would have been killed long ago!" Kohler scolded.
Yi Nan frowned, and said: "Forget it! Don't argue with them today. After the king marries the princess, send troops south! Take this black shop!"
The two cursed in Xue Yantuo's language.
After scolding, start eating!
Yi Nan picked up the Moutai, and then lifted the seal.
The moment the seal was lifted, Yi Nan and Kohler were stunned!
"I go!"
"Fuck!"
"This wine is so delicious!"
Yi Nan and Kohler took a deep breath and smelled the aroma of the wine!
The aroma of this Moutai is particularly mellow!It is much more fragrant than the wine in the grassland!
Kohler was also hungry, and hurriedly picked up Maotai, trying to pour wine into the bowl.
After being slapped hard by Yi Nan, he quickly retracted his hand!
"Father hasn't tasted it yet! You dare to move? Are there any rules?!"
After being yelled at by Yi Nan for a while, Kohler hurriedly laughed along with him.
"Father misunderstood, the son wants to pour wine for father!"
Saying that, I hated Yi Nan in my heart!
When you and your elder brother both burp, I can be a Khan!
At that time, I will be the first in everything!
After hearing what Kohler said, Yi Nan let go of his hand.
Kohler hastily poured wine for Yi Nan.
Soon, Kohler poured two bowls of Moutai.
"Father, son, I wish you all the best, and bring your beauty home as soon as possible!"
"Well! Be good!"
Yi Nan picked up the bowl, raised his head and took a big gulp!
However, he choked on the wine!
"Spicy! Spicy!"
"Cool! Cool!"
Yi Nan took a big gulp, picked up the beans, and threw them into his mouth to chew!
Kohler followed suit!
I found that this Moutai tastes great!
"Father! This wine is so delicious!"
"Yes! This wine is really good!"
"Father! For this fine wine! We have to strengthen Xue Yantuo! When the time comes, he will go all the way south like the Turks of the past! Take Datang into his pocket! Become Xue Yantuo's world!"
"Ke'er is right! Ben Khan will accept Datang sooner or later!"
After Yi Nan finished speaking, the more he drank, the more enjoyable he was, poured another bowl, and drank it down in one gulp!
However, Yi Nan, who was able to drink several jars of wine, was so drunk at this moment that he was drunk!
……
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