Datang: Son-in-law, I beg you to come out of the mountain

Everyone heard that Yang Zhuo is here!
Hold your breath now!He looked respectfully at the door of Lingyan Pavilion.

I saw that Yang Zhuo was wearing a long black robe, holding a folding fan in his hand, waving the folding fan, and came in with a spring breeze on his face.

"Old Li! You're here so early!" Yang Zhuo said with a smile.

Everyone secretly sighed in their hearts!

That is Yang Zhuo dare to be late!

"Son-in-law! Come here! Do it here!" Li Shimin said with a smile, specially leaving a seat for Yang Zhuo.

Yang Zhuo was not polite and sat down directly!
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun are very happy today. It's been a long time since they ate and drank justifiably!
Moreover, this Wei Zheng was sent to Lingnan.

In the days when Wei Zheng is not around, every day is happy!

"You don't need to be restrained today! Eat freely! Drink freely!"

Li Shimin said happily.

"Son-in-law! You eat it too!" Empress Changsun said with a smile.

"I'm almost full." Yang Zhuo smiled.

He already ate it!
The ministers ate and chatted.

"The highlight of today's banquet must be the reward!"

"It should be! Only a few of us are called, and [-]% will only give us rewards, no salary!"

"That's right! There are so many officials in the Tang Dynasty, if you want to add them all, how can you afford it!"

Ministers, whisper.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone was almost drunk.

"My dear friends! It is all thanks to your support that I can sit firmly in the country!"

"Today, I want to reward you all!"

After Li Shimin finished speaking, Fang Xuanling and the others looked at Li Shimin expectantly!

"Your majesty is wise! I am ashamed of you!"

"Your majesty is wise! I am ashamed of you!"

Li Shimin smiled and ordered Su Rujiang.

"Go and bring things up!"

Everyone's eyes sparkled, looking at Li Shimin expectantly!
Not long after, Su Rujiang came in holding a treasure box!
People are puzzled.

"No way! Just a box??!"

"Can the box hold gold bars??!"

"Maybe it's a bank note from the bank!!"

"It's possible! Let's go to the bank to withdraw money by ourselves!"

Ministers, whispered.

Under everyone's attention, Li Shimin opened the box!
"That... isn't a bank note?! What is it?!"

There are no silver notes in the box! !

"All of you are the heroes of the country! The pillars of the country! Although you have made great contributions, you are also conscientious and conscientious on weekdays, and you never care about gains and losses."

"I know that all of you are people of high moral character and treat money like dung, so I will not defile you with vulgar things such as gold, silver, and money."

Li Shimin said with a smile.

The ministers: The ministers are extremely vulgar!Only banknotes and fruit girls can stimulate the numb nerves of the ministers...

Li Shimin boasted again, and then leisurely took out a...

"Certificate! I bestow upon you all my lovers, a certificate!"

"No.1, the star of protecting the country! Changsun Wuji!!"

"Uncle Guo came to the stage to accept the award! Everyone is warmly welcome!!"

Li Shimin smiled and took the lead in applauding! !

The ministers were completely bewildered by Li Shimin's coquettish manipulation!

Applause numbly!
Changsun Wuji heard that he was the star of protecting the country!Happy to go up to receive the award! !

It has been approved by the emperor!happy!
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After all the certificates are sent out, the last one is left! !

"Here I am! There is also a special prize!"

After finishing speaking, Li Shimin took out a certificate of honor made of gold!

"The star of ingenuity! Yang Zhuo!!"

"Everyone applaud!"

After Li Shimin finished speaking, he took the glittering certificate of honor and presented it to Yang Zhuo!
Yang Zhuo leaned lazily on the chair, looked at the certificate of honor handed over by Li Shimin, and frowned.

"Old Li! This gold is impure!"

Li Shimin's lips twitched!

"I'm nervous! Next time, I'll make something purer! Hurry up and pick it up!"

Only then did Yang Zhuo reluctantly accept it!
The other ministers looked enviously at Yang Zhuo's certificate of honor made of gold!

I feel that the certificate in my hand is not good! !

One after another, Li Shimin handed out the certificates! !

"Today's banquet is over!"

Li Shimin smiled and touched his stomach.

Ministers: ...

"Your Majesty! This is the end???" Fang Xuanling felt cheated!
Holding the certificate in his hand, he was about to vomit blood!
Empress Changsun looked at the ministers and couldn't help sighing and shaking her head, the emperor is really stingy!

"Oh! That's right! I specially prepared souvenirs for everyone today! Su Rujiang! Someone present them!"

Su Rujiang asked someone to present it immediately!

"One for everyone! All points!"

It turned out that Li Shimin prepared a porcelain teacup for everyone!As a souvenir! !

The words "Lingyan Pavilion Banquet Souvenir" were also printed on it!

"One cup! For a lifetime! I hope that all my lovers will continue to accompany me and manage the Tang Dynasty well! Let the Tang Dynasty be extremely prosperous!"

After Li Shimin finished speaking, he was satisfied and slipped away quickly!
Except for Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui, the other ministers were all happy in their hearts!

I was on the list, and even got a certificate from the emperor!There is also the emperor's signature on it!

When you go back, you must post it in the most conspicuous place in the hall!For all visitors to see!

Only Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui remained awake!

"This is Chi Guoguo's flicker!"

"But, everyone is drunk, you and I are alone! They are still foolishly having fun!!"

Yang Zhuo couldn't help laughing, this old Li!Stingy to the point of home!
When he was about to go back, a systematic voice suddenly appeared in his mind! !
"The system has ended hibernation!"

"The system releases a new mission!"

"The host went to Lingnan to develop Lingnan's economy and push Datang to invincibility!"

When Yang Zhuo heard this, go to Lingnan? ? !
please do not!
Lingnan is one hundred and eight thousand miles away from Chang'an City!
"Too far!"

"No! No!"

"The system has prepared a new air-powered God of War vehicle for the host!"

"The host chooses to accept. After the task is completed, you can get a Yannian Yishou pill! It can increase your lifespan by ten years!"

"If the host refuses to accept it, the system will present the host with a super electric shock experience!"

Yang Zhuo was speechless!

Is there any other choice? !
"Dictatorship! Dictatorship!"

"It looks like multiple choices, but what the hell, it's actually a single choice!"

"System, prepare, start the electric shock experience..."

Yang Zhuo was startled: "Stop! I choose to accept!!"

What the hell!Who wants to experience an electric shock!He is not sick again!

After the task is completed, you can also get the Yannian Yishou Pill, which will live ten years longer, and he is also very fragrant! !

"Congratulations to the host! You can pick up an air energy God of War vehicle at any time!"

Then, the system shut down! !
Yang Zhuo thought, picking up the car here must scare others to death!

never mind!Hurry back to Yangjiazhuang!
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It is said that Li Shimin returned to the palace from Lingyan Pavilion happily.

I am very happy and proud!
Not only blocked their mouths asking for a salary increase, but also made other ministers grateful to him!

He just noticed it!

Except for Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui, these two always go to Yangjiazhuang. Those who have rich social experience, the others are especially grateful! !
Repeatedly calling him Mingjun!
He had just arrived at the Xuanzheng Hall, ready to review the memorial.

Someone will report at the door!
"My lord Wei, send someone to hurry up and send the report! Ask the emperor for support!!"

Li Shimin opened the newspaper!After reading it!

I was so angry that I shot the case!

"The nobles in Lingnan are too hateful! They don't even obey my will! I will definitely deal with them!" Li Shimin said angrily.

Empress Changsun just made sober tea for Li Shimin, and when she came in, she saw Li Shimin so angry!

"Your Majesty, why are you so angry?" Empress Changsun frowned.

"It's not about Lingnan! It's exactly what Yang Zhuo said! The sky is high and the emperor is far away! They don't listen to my will at all! I will send troops right away! Kill those bastards in Lingnan! "Li Shimin said angrily.

"Your Majesty calm down, they really deserve to die, but they are not worthy of my Tang Dynasty paying the price of soldiers and horses! It would be great if we can solve this matter without bloodshed!" Empress Changsun persuaded.

"What Guanyin maid said is very true!"

Li Shimin calmed down for a moment, and felt that this matter should be discussed with Yang Zhuo!
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Yangjiazhuang, on the main road.

Yang Zhuo extracted the God of War vehicle!There are too many wives, so I can only take them for a ride one by one.

Li Lizhi sat in the co-pilot's seat and said shyly.

"Husband, I read in the book that car vibrations are very exciting!"

"I really want to try it! Is it okay?"

"You like car shock??! The taste is unique!" Yang Zhuo looked at Li Lizhi.

"Come on! Come on! I can't wait!" Li Lizhi groaned.

It will be their turn later, Li Lizhi wants to seize the opportunity!
"Okay! Then you wait a moment, I'm going to go!" Yang Zhuomian complained.

After a few minutes……

Yang Zhuo drove the car towards the bumpy road next to Yangjiazhuang!

Then. . .The car vibrated

Li Lizhi looked at Yang Zhuo speechlessly while looking at Yang Zhuo with a messy face, while leisurely buttoning up the unbuttoned clothes again!

At this time, Li Shimin and the others came!
They just arrived on the road outside Yangjiazhuang, because it just rained in spring!
This road is made of mud!Very muddy!There is still a lot of muddy water!
"This road is incomparable to the one in Yangjiazhuang!" Li Shimin said with a frown.

It was bumpy and muddy!Far inferior to the cement road in Yangjiazhuang!Flat and clean!

Empress Changsun smiled, and said to herself, Yang Zhuo is a rich man, with a lot of money, the roads are of course well built!
"Ugh-"

I heard the sound of a car accelerating not far away!

"Where is the strange sound coming from?!!"

"Could it be that there are fierce tigers?!"

Li Shimin had never seen a car before, but when he heard the sound, he hurriedly opened the curtain and checked vigilantly!Hold the golden knife!Ready at all the time!

If it is really a tiger!He raised his sword and dropped it!Cut the tiger in half!

Empress Changsun was also scared!It's spring now, and it's possible for tigers to go down the mountain to find food!

Just as Li Shimin was watching vigilantly, a car suddenly ran towards him!
That's right, it's the god of war car driven by Yang Zhuo!

Coming all the way!

The car is driving!Li Lizhi's cry came from the side!

"Ah... hurry up... ah... so exciting!"

Li Shimin looked terrified!I saw a car that looked like a car but was not a car!Looks like a horse is not a horse!

A four-wheeled vehicle that looks like a giant beetle is galloping here!

Moreover, it was Yang Zhuo who drove the car!

"Yang Zhuo..."

As soon as Li Shimin opened his mouth, the car quickly passed by him.

His face was splashed with muddy water! !