Datang: Son-in-law, I beg you to come out of the mountain

Tu Midu thought of what Li Shimin said before leaving, and his heart was up and down!

so horrible!

"He said, let the king beware of Wuhe, because Wuhe will covet my things!"

Nabidaloo was shocked when he heard Tumidu's words!
What Wuhe coveted was the woman and the throne of Tumidu!
horrible!Li Shimin is thousands of miles away, but he knows that his wife is having an affair with his nephew!It's too scary!

Nabi Dalu was also shocked and speechless!
"Tang Wang is so powerful!?!"

Tumidu feels that his whole body is not good!

"Could it be possible, this King Tang is really the son of heaven! Know everything, omnipotent?!"

In the future, you must be honest and honest, and you must not have the slightest disagreement!
The more you think about it, the more terrifying it becomes!
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In Yangjiazhuang, there are three poles in the sun.

Yang Zhuo went out of the bedroom, stretched himself, and Bi Lian changed his clothes.

Xiaoman washed his face and hands.

Li Lizhi, on the other hand, brought a tonic soup from the kitchen.

"Husband! Drink it while it's hot, it will make up for it!"

Yang Zhuo took it reluctantly, if he didn't want to disappoint their expectations, he wouldn't drink this tonic soup.

Seeing that Yang Zhuo had finished drinking, Li Li asked with a satisfied smile, "Husband, are you hungry? How about I feed you?"

"Forget it, there's too much water under you, and you can't get enough to eat." Yang Zhuo shook his head.

Li Lizhi said with a sneer: "You still talk about others, you are too hard underneath! It's hard to enter, but you have the nerve to say about others, it really is."

Xiaoman smiled and said: "Don't argue, you should eat the chef's. The water is just right, and it won't be so hard."

"Okay, then I want to eat hand-rolled noodles." Yang Zhuo nodded.

Li Lizhi responded with a smile and went to the kitchen.

Bi Lian adjusted Yang Zhuo's belt with a smile, and said, "Is your husband sore? Bi Lian rubs it for you."

Xiaoman laughed angrily and said: "Master's waist is strong, besides, we serve him, so he shouldn't be sour, but on this body, there are spots on the ground, you are too cruel."

"It's as if you didn't stay." Bilian covered her hands and smiled.

Yang Zhuo shook his head with a smile, this married woman is like a wolf and a tiger, if it weren't for his body, who had taken the bone-washing and marrow-cutting pills given by the system, he might not be able to withstand their torment!
Liu Da was cleaning the courtyard outside, and seeing Yang Zhuo surrounded by so many stunning beauties, he was so harmonious!
I'm so envious!
Ask Yang Zhuo suspiciously.

"My lord, what method did you use to keep the beauties around you?"

Liu Da scratched his head, recently he and his sweetheart had an awkward fight, it really annoyed him to death!
With a snap, Yang Zhuo opened the folding fan and leisurely looked at the blue sky outside.

Youyou smiled and said, "Want to know?"

"alright!"

Liu Da nodded hurriedly!Yang Zhuo's girl-picking skills are not covered!

He Liu Da also wants to be romantic!Study hard!

"Okay, then I will tell you."

Yang Zhuo smiled and pointed at the pile of sand outside with a folding fan, "This woman! It's like the sand outside. If you want to hold it tightly, you have to wet it first."

Forehead!Seems very philosophical!
Liu Da was taken aback for a moment, then nodded with a vague understanding!

At this time, there was a sudden sound from outside.

"My son-in-law! Is my son-in-law at home?! I'm under Wei Zheng! I'm here to visit!"

When Yang Zhuo heard it, it turned out to be Wei Zheng, the iron-headed boy!
I have always heard about his deeds, but, no matter how seriously I have been watching him, I don't know what it is to come to him now.

"Open the door and let him in." Yang Zhuo said.

Liu Da hurried out to open the door and let Wei Zheng in.

"My son-in-law! Good morning!" Wei Zheng greeted.

Yang Zhuo smiled and said, "Morning!"

Wei Zheng was followed by an old man.

"Old Kong! This is the famous son-in-law!" Wei Zheng introduced with a smile.

The old man looked at Yang Zhuo, stroked his beard, and said: "Old man Kong Yingda, I have seen the son-in-law."

Kong Yingda?
That is the famous Confucian scholar who studied under the great Confucian Liu Zhuo, can recite a thousand words a day, can read scriptures and biography, and is good at poetry! ?
At this moment, Li Lizhi brought the cook along with him and brought breakfast.

A burst of aroma strikes!
"Gudong!" Fang Xuanling couldn't help swallowing!

In other words, although I had breakfast, but now smelling the aroma, I feel hungry again! !
"My lords, do you want to eat with me?" Yang Zhuo said.

Wei Zheng's eyes lit up, he was not polite at all, he nodded with a smile and said, "I'm really hungry!"

"Brother Xuan Cheng! Haven't you already eaten at my house!" Kong Yingda frowned.

Kong Yingda is a Confucian scholar!
Always pay attention to elegance!This is obviously to challenge Yang Zhuo's title of the number one talented scholar in the Tang Dynasty!
But how could this Wei Zheng be so thick-skinned that he actually ate it!
Wei Zheng was holding a deep-fried dough stick, just this bowl of soy milk, it was delicious!
"Brother Yingda! Let's sit down and eat something together! This... this is delicious!" Wei Zheng said with a mouthful.

Kong Yingda...

Tonight and what evening!Meet pig teammates again! !

He took a deep breath, clenched his fists, sighed, and said.

"All right!"

Only when you are full will you have the strength to compete with Yang Zhuo!
Kong Yingda sat next to Wei Zheng, hurriedly got ahead of Wei Zheng, and took a deep-fried dough stick!
Just this soy milk, I opened my mouth and took a big bite!

This soy milk fritters were so delicious that Kong Yingda's eyes widened!
"This... what is this made of? Why is it so crispy and delicious!!"

Kong Yingda has always been strict with herself. She has no interest in food and has no requirements, as long as she can eat without starving to death!

So, this was the first time in his life that he had such a delicious breakfast!

Yang Zhuo doesn't eat deep-fried dough sticks, because he heard from Zhuanjia that eating deep-fried dough sticks will make him stupid.

"This is made of flour."

Yang Zhuo said while eating noodles.

Kong Yingda was stunned!

He frowned and stared at the fritters in his hand, and took a look, it turned out to be made of flour!It's incredible!
Little flour can make it so delicious!

This Yang Zhuo is too powerful!
"Then what is it made of?" Kong Yingda pointed at the soybean milk and asked.

"That's soy milk, made of beans! The old man eats very well!" Yang Zhuo said leisurely.

Both Kong Yingda and Wei Zheng were stunned!

"Can these beans be made like milk?! Besides, they don't have any smell! The taste is mellow and sweet!" Kong Yingda said with wide eyes.

Wei Zheng was extremely impressed!

"Admiration! Admiration! The son-in-law is really talented and thoughtful!"

Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda have a very deep personal relationship!

When visiting Kong Yingda's house, Wei Zheng told him that Yang Zhuo, a unicorn, is also in Datang!
He is the number one genius in the world!

Kong Yingda wanted to make trouble for the damned victory, and said that she wanted to see Yang Zhuo's ingenuity!
But in fact, today is to compete with Yang Zhuo!

After Yang Zhuo finished eating the last noodle, Xiao Man hurriedly handed over a hot towel to wipe Yang Zhuo's hands and mouth!
Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda also finished eating.

"Master Wei is here today, what is the purpose?" Yang Zhuo said leisurely.

Wei Zheng smiled and said: "Old Kong heard about the talent of the son-in-law, so he wants to discuss it with the son-in-law!"

Kong Yingda hurriedly bowed and said, "I want to discuss ancient and modern classics with my son-in-law!"

This is his forte!He is erudite!
Yang Zhuo is not stupid, so he naturally knows what Kong Yingda means, that he wants to compare him to others!

Hilarious though!
He is also knowledgeable!Moreover, this leap between ancient and modern times is extremely large!

No matter how powerful Kong Yingda is, how can he be stronger than him?

"Then Master Kong is going to use all he has learned all his life!" Yang Zhuo smiled and looked at Kong Yingda and said.

When Kong Yingda heard this, she raised her eyebrows!
Madness!Too arrogant!

He, Kong Yingda, is known as Datang's walking library!

Memorize the classics of poetry and books from ancient times to the present in my mind!This Yang Zhuo actually made him use up all his life's knowledge!How arrogant!

"My son-in-law, please enlighten me!!" Kong Yingda stuffed the last half of fried dough sticks into his mouth and said coldly.

Wei Zheng sucked the last sip of soy milk, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, wiped his hand on the tablecloth, and said.

"Then the old man will be a judge, how about it?"

Wei Zheng said with a smile.

He also really wanted to see the talent of this son-in-law Yang Zhuo!
"Whatever!" Yang Zhuo smiled fearlessly.

Kong Yingda nodded: "Yes!"

Although Wei Zheng is as stubborn as a donkey sometimes, he is the most fair and just!
Kong Yingda is very relieved!

"That's how it is! My son-in-law and Lao Kong, you have a literary discussion from three aspects!"

"The first round! To learn vocabulary, the rule is, when the old man says an idiom, you two, take turns to continue from the last word."

"Whoever is broken, whoever is downstream!"

Wei Zheng introduced.

Yang Zhuo was speechless!I thought it was so difficult!
Isn't this the idiom solitaire!
Kindergarten children will!
"Old Wei! You start!"

Kong Yingda said with confidence.

He memorized classics!After a little thought, you'll know!

"Okay! The old man has started!"

Wei Zheng smiled and said, "Get ready! Start! The rabbit dies and the fox is sad!"

"Depressed!" Kong Yingda smiled!
"Extremely smart!" Yang Zhuo said boredly.

"Ming... It's clear!" Kong Yingda thought for a while.

"Bright and red!" Yang Zhuo took a sip of tea.

"It's all red!" Kong Yingda secretly glanced at Yang Zhuo!nice!This speed!

"Don't change face!" Yang Zhuo put down his teacup!
Kong Yingda was taken aback!This Yang Zhuo!The wit is really quick!

……

Kong Yingda has a profound literary background, but Yang Zhuo has a large amount of systematic knowledge, and he will never lose to Kong Yingda!

The two played the idiom Solitaire, and after more than 100 answers, Kong Yingda was already sweating profusely!
"Twice the effort, half the effort!" Kong Yingda wiped the cold sweat from his forehead!
I finally thought of this idiom, and here I go!

Yang Zhuo felt that this was too boring!

There is no technical content at all!

I don't play anymore!Pinch off!

"Milfs!"

Yang Zhuo lay on the recliner and said leisurely.

"Ah!? Mistress?!" Kong Yingda was in a hurry!

This mother-in-law speaks, there is no such idiom!
"Mother...Mother..."

"Master Kong! Don't shout!"

Yang Zhuo couldn't help laughing seeing Kong Yingda wiping his sweat while muttering!

Kong Yingda...

Wei Zheng counted down: "Ten...nine...eight...one! It's over! This round! The son-in-law wins!"

"Husband! You are amazing!" Li Li smiled and squeezed Yang Zhuo's shoulders.

Bilian and Xiaoman also looked at Yang Zhuo happily and adoringly.

"Husband! You are our idol!"