early morning.
Li Shimin sat majestically on the high hall, looking down at Tumidu below.
He frowned and stared, but he couldn't see the secret!
This Yang Zhuo said that if he vomited, there would be a green light on his head, and he would die unexpectedly!
But, why can't you see it!
It seems that I really don't have this talent!
Tumidu was stared at by Li Shimin for a long time, becoming more and more panicked!
Secretly thinking in his heart, this chief has a beard on his face, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, wouldn't he have such a strong taste?
This stares at me up and down, what do you want to do? !
"Your Majesty the Tang King, the minister is so confused, I have great admiration for His Majesty, and I specially offered some treasures to His Majesty as a token of respect! Please also accept Your Majesty the Tang Dynasty, accept the support of our grassland chiefs, and be our Heavenly Khan! "
Tumidu respectfully presented the treasure.
"The chief is polite!"
Li Shimin said with a smile, with a satisfied smile on his face!
This boy Yang Zhuo has a good brain!Figured out such a trick!
A lot of money was collected for nothing!
When Wei Zheng saw that Li Shimin had actually taken Tumidu's treasure, he felt that the emperor was determined to want Khan's fame today!
Such a national event!Wei Zheng was determined, and he wanted to beat him on the spot until Li Shimin refused to confuse his fans!
"Your Majesty, I have something to say!"
Wei Zheng asked to come out!
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, and the shit stirrer was ready to come out to disrupt the situation again!
But it's okay!He has already prepared!
"Wei Aiqing, please tell me!" Li Shimin looked at Wei Zheng quietly.
Wei Zheng was taken aback, the emperor's expression... Could it be a fraud? !
do not care!What Wei Zheng didn’t think was right, the Emperor Lao Tzu came, so he had to finish it!
Wei Zheng bowed, cleared his voice, and was about to speak.
However, the upper mouth hadn't spoken yet, so now it's time to speak first!
"puff--"
Wei Zheng let go of the hypocrisy of an elder!
Because in the main hall, everyone calmed down and listened to Wei Zheng's resentment against Li Shimin, so it was extremely quiet.
Against the background of this movement, Wei Zheng's humility appeared particularly wild, loud and long!
"Hahaha!"
"I'm Cao! Old Wei really likes to fart in court!"
"It stinks to death! Old Wei! You are so dishonest!"
Cheng Yaojin and the others, pinching their noses, teased.
Wei Zheng blushed!Stiffing his neck, he turned his head and scolded Cheng Yaojin in a low voice.
"Nonsense! As the saying goes, stinky farts don't make noise, and loud farts don't stink. If it's so loud, why does it stink!!"
What's going on today?Stomach is always uncomfortable!I have been holding back several times just now, and I really can't hold back this one!
Cheng Yaojin and the others looked at Wei Zheng talking nonsense in a serious manner, couldn't help covering his stomach, holding on to the pillar and collapsed from laughing!
Li Shimin suppressed his smile and said seriously: "Everyone be quiet! People eat whole grains, so there is no problem!"
"Wei Aiqing, you continue!"
Wei Zheng: "Poof—"
people...
Wei Zheng felt that he had no face to stay any longer!Hastily bowed.
"Your Majesty, forgive me! I... I suddenly feel unwell! I asked the Emperor for leave!"
Wei Zheng felt that his stomach was getting more and more uncomfortable!If you stay any longer, you will be more than hypocritical!
Li Shimin looked at Wei Zheng with satisfaction, oops!The laxative given by Yang Zhuo finally worked!
"I'm ready!"
Li Shimin said hurriedly.
Wei Zheng hurriedly clutched his stomach and crossed his legs, and hurried away cautiously...
In this court, Wei Zheng is the only one who dares to do anything big or small, and Li Shimin is the only one.
As soon as Wei Zheng left, the minister who opposed Li Shimin's succession to the title of Khan suddenly lost his backbone!
No one will take the lead to fight against Li Shimin!
"Tumudu, I saw that you are sincere, so I reluctantly accepted the title of Khan!" Li Shimin wondered.
Seeing that Li Shimin agreed, a big stone fell to the ground in his heart!
Moreover, this also shows that he has succeeded in kneeling and licking Li Shimin this time!
"Your Majesty is holy!" Tu Midu said excitedly.
The hot potato was finally thrown away!Oye!
"Of course! I want to make an agreement with you and other prairie chiefs for three chapters! Tu Midu, you will convey it on your behalf!" Li Shimin added.
Tu Midu raised his head in doubt, and looked at Li Shimin.
"Your Majesty, please speak!"
Li Shimin smiled evilly, and said leisurely: "Bah, bah, bah..."
He told Tu Midu what Yang Zhuo said one by one!
After listening to the confusion, I secretly sighed!
This Li Shimin deserves to be the Lord of the Great Tang Dynasty!This is so well thought out!
However, these terms are aimed at those tribes who do not want to attach themselves to Datang.
Tu Midu can't wait, Li Shimin uses these few rules to restrain those tribes.
Best of all, those tribes were attacked by the Tang Dynasty because of this!
In this way, Uighurs will have a better life in the grasslands of the Western Regions!
"Don't worry, Your Majesty! We will definitely obey what Your Majesty said!" Tu Midu leaned over and said respectfully.
Li Shimin is very satisfied with Tumidu's performance.
The ministers did not expect that Li Shimin had such a few conditions!
As soon as these conditions are met, Khan will become a thing that has only advantages and no disadvantages!
That must be accepted!The godson picked up for nothing, don't want it for nothing!
"The emperor is mighty!"
"Our emperor is still very powerful, with clear thinking and thorough consideration!"
The ministers, whispering, are all praising Li Shimin!
Li Shimin listened to the ministers praising him, and felt complacent in his heart!
Cool!So cool!
"I see! This idea must not have been thought of by the emperor! It must have been thought of by my son-in-law Yang Zhuo!" Cheng Yaojin laughed.
Yu Chigong heard Cheng Yaojin's words, and said with emotion: "Most likely! But! Old Cheng! In this court, you are still the most thieves!"
Cheng Yaojin chuckled and said, "That's fate!"
……
Tumidu is done, go back to Honglu Temple, prepare to pack up and go home!
He has been away from the tribe for a long time, so he has to go back quickly, otherwise, the tribe will be in chaos!
Before leaving, Li Shimin came to send Tumidu off.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for coming to see you off!" Tu Midu was very moved!
Li Shimin looked at Tu Midu's bald forehead with a smile, and said, "Hurry up and go home! Be careful on the road!"
Tu Midu bowed and said: "I will arrive home safely, and will convey His Majesty's will in time!"
Li Shimin nodded, and whispered to Tumidu while walking.
"I have something else to tell you."
After speaking, Li Shimin asked everyone around him to leave.
After everyone around had left, Li Shimin said in a low voice.
"Do you have a nephew named Yaoluoge Wuhe?" Li Shimin asked tentatively.
Hearing this, he looked at Li Shimin in surprise!
Yaoluoge Wuhe is indeed his nephew!
However, Yaoluoge Wuhe is greedy by nature, and he is particularly lustful!
Defile the women of the tribe often!
He was tired of wiping Wuhe's butt!
How did Li Shimin know about Wuhe? ?
Could it be that Wuhe moved Li Shimin's woman?Not right!
"Your Majesty, I do have such a useless nephew! I don't know why Your Majesty mentioned him?" Tu Midu was a little confused about the situation.
"It's nothing serious, just pay more attention to your nephew to prevent him from coveting your things!" Li Shimin reminded cautiously.
Tu Midu wanted to ask again, but Li Shimin stopped talking!
Missing his things?What do you miss about him? ?
Confused, he was so confused that he left Chang'an and hurried home!
……
In other words, after Wei Zheng took the laxative, he suffered from unbearable abdominal pain. From the moment the sun rose until the sun set, he was either squatting in the latrine or on his way to the latrine!
No, Wei Zheng just came out of the latrine, leaning on the wall with one hand, sighing with emotion!
"There must be something wrong with the ginseng soup that Eunuch Su gave this morning! Mistake! Mistake!"
Wei Zheng felt that he was sluggish!
I don't have the strength to walk anymore!
This emperor is cruel enough!To shut him up!Use all the means of such a low-level operation!
"No! The old man still has to enter the palace! This matter is not over!!"
"Your Majesty! This old man wants to show you what it means to be an admonishing minister!!"
After Wei Zheng finished speaking angrily, he leaned on the wall and walked towards the palace!
-
Xuanzheng Hall.
Li Shimin is in a particularly good mood, painting for Empress Changsun!
"Guanyin maidservant! Give me a smile!"
"Hey! That's right! That's it! The expression is very good!"
Li Shimin smiled while drawing.
Empress Changsun also noticed that Li Shimin was in a good mood!
Ever since he tricked Yang Zhuo into being his son-in-law, Li Shimin has been in a good mood!
Li Shimin felt very at ease!With Yang Zhuo's help, the Great Tang Emperor's throne is secure!
"Your Majesty! Lord Wei please see me!"
Su Rujiang wiped the water stains on his face and said.
He was scolded by Wei Zheng just now, and his face was sprayed with saliva!
Li Shimin raised his head and looked at Su Rujiang: "This farmer! Hasn't he collapsed yet?"
Empress Changsun couldn't help but smiled, and said: "The emperor is too, why are you teasing Mr. Wei, Mr. Wei is old, if he squats in the toilet and can't get up, the emperor will feel guilty and blame himself for the rest of his life! "
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and said: "Who made him always stupid! He's so stubborn! If he is in the court today, it must be a bad thing!"
"Besides, when he scolded me, he was very aggressive! It's fine if you spend a day and a half!"
Empress Changsun shook her head with a smile, and said to Su Rujiang: "Let Mr. Wei come in, and serve good wine and food!"
Li Shimin played tricks on Wei Zheng, as a queen, she should give Wei Zheng a good treat, and give her kindness and power.
Wei Zheng leaned against the wall angrily and entered.
"The old minister kowtows to the emperor!"
Wei Zheng made a special kneeling salute!
Let Li Shimin take a look!How powerful he is!If you kneel down, you won't be able to get up!
Li Shimin saw that Wei Zheng's eye sockets were empty!
In addition to secretly screaming cool, I still feel a little sorry!
Step forward and help Wei Zheng up.
"Aiqing is not feeling well, just go back to rest, if there is something wrong, it will be the same if you come back tomorrow." Li Shimin raised his eyebrows.
Of course he knew, this farmer's donkey temper!He must have come here for the matter of Tian Khan in the court today!
"Your Majesty! The old minister is worried about the country of the Tang Dynasty. As an admonishing minister, I will follow the advice to the end! I will defend the old minister's advice to the death!" Wei Zheng looked fearless.
"Yes, yes, yes! I know, you lowly ministers, you follow the principle of being humble to the end!" Li Shimin laughed nervously.
Li Shimin sat majestically on the high hall, looking down at Tumidu below.
He frowned and stared, but he couldn't see the secret!
This Yang Zhuo said that if he vomited, there would be a green light on his head, and he would die unexpectedly!
But, why can't you see it!
It seems that I really don't have this talent!
Tumidu was stared at by Li Shimin for a long time, becoming more and more panicked!
Secretly thinking in his heart, this chief has a beard on his face, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, wouldn't he have such a strong taste?
This stares at me up and down, what do you want to do? !
"Your Majesty the Tang King, the minister is so confused, I have great admiration for His Majesty, and I specially offered some treasures to His Majesty as a token of respect! Please also accept Your Majesty the Tang Dynasty, accept the support of our grassland chiefs, and be our Heavenly Khan! "
Tumidu respectfully presented the treasure.
"The chief is polite!"
Li Shimin said with a smile, with a satisfied smile on his face!
This boy Yang Zhuo has a good brain!Figured out such a trick!
A lot of money was collected for nothing!
When Wei Zheng saw that Li Shimin had actually taken Tumidu's treasure, he felt that the emperor was determined to want Khan's fame today!
Such a national event!Wei Zheng was determined, and he wanted to beat him on the spot until Li Shimin refused to confuse his fans!
"Your Majesty, I have something to say!"
Wei Zheng asked to come out!
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, and the shit stirrer was ready to come out to disrupt the situation again!
But it's okay!He has already prepared!
"Wei Aiqing, please tell me!" Li Shimin looked at Wei Zheng quietly.
Wei Zheng was taken aback, the emperor's expression... Could it be a fraud? !
do not care!What Wei Zheng didn’t think was right, the Emperor Lao Tzu came, so he had to finish it!
Wei Zheng bowed, cleared his voice, and was about to speak.
However, the upper mouth hadn't spoken yet, so now it's time to speak first!
"puff--"
Wei Zheng let go of the hypocrisy of an elder!
Because in the main hall, everyone calmed down and listened to Wei Zheng's resentment against Li Shimin, so it was extremely quiet.
Against the background of this movement, Wei Zheng's humility appeared particularly wild, loud and long!
"Hahaha!"
"I'm Cao! Old Wei really likes to fart in court!"
"It stinks to death! Old Wei! You are so dishonest!"
Cheng Yaojin and the others, pinching their noses, teased.
Wei Zheng blushed!Stiffing his neck, he turned his head and scolded Cheng Yaojin in a low voice.
"Nonsense! As the saying goes, stinky farts don't make noise, and loud farts don't stink. If it's so loud, why does it stink!!"
What's going on today?Stomach is always uncomfortable!I have been holding back several times just now, and I really can't hold back this one!
Cheng Yaojin and the others looked at Wei Zheng talking nonsense in a serious manner, couldn't help covering his stomach, holding on to the pillar and collapsed from laughing!
Li Shimin suppressed his smile and said seriously: "Everyone be quiet! People eat whole grains, so there is no problem!"
"Wei Aiqing, you continue!"
Wei Zheng: "Poof—"
people...
Wei Zheng felt that he had no face to stay any longer!Hastily bowed.
"Your Majesty, forgive me! I... I suddenly feel unwell! I asked the Emperor for leave!"
Wei Zheng felt that his stomach was getting more and more uncomfortable!If you stay any longer, you will be more than hypocritical!
Li Shimin looked at Wei Zheng with satisfaction, oops!The laxative given by Yang Zhuo finally worked!
"I'm ready!"
Li Shimin said hurriedly.
Wei Zheng hurriedly clutched his stomach and crossed his legs, and hurried away cautiously...
In this court, Wei Zheng is the only one who dares to do anything big or small, and Li Shimin is the only one.
As soon as Wei Zheng left, the minister who opposed Li Shimin's succession to the title of Khan suddenly lost his backbone!
No one will take the lead to fight against Li Shimin!
"Tumudu, I saw that you are sincere, so I reluctantly accepted the title of Khan!" Li Shimin wondered.
Seeing that Li Shimin agreed, a big stone fell to the ground in his heart!
Moreover, this also shows that he has succeeded in kneeling and licking Li Shimin this time!
"Your Majesty is holy!" Tu Midu said excitedly.
The hot potato was finally thrown away!Oye!
"Of course! I want to make an agreement with you and other prairie chiefs for three chapters! Tu Midu, you will convey it on your behalf!" Li Shimin added.
Tu Midu raised his head in doubt, and looked at Li Shimin.
"Your Majesty, please speak!"
Li Shimin smiled evilly, and said leisurely: "Bah, bah, bah..."
He told Tu Midu what Yang Zhuo said one by one!
After listening to the confusion, I secretly sighed!
This Li Shimin deserves to be the Lord of the Great Tang Dynasty!This is so well thought out!
However, these terms are aimed at those tribes who do not want to attach themselves to Datang.
Tu Midu can't wait, Li Shimin uses these few rules to restrain those tribes.
Best of all, those tribes were attacked by the Tang Dynasty because of this!
In this way, Uighurs will have a better life in the grasslands of the Western Regions!
"Don't worry, Your Majesty! We will definitely obey what Your Majesty said!" Tu Midu leaned over and said respectfully.
Li Shimin is very satisfied with Tumidu's performance.
The ministers did not expect that Li Shimin had such a few conditions!
As soon as these conditions are met, Khan will become a thing that has only advantages and no disadvantages!
That must be accepted!The godson picked up for nothing, don't want it for nothing!
"The emperor is mighty!"
"Our emperor is still very powerful, with clear thinking and thorough consideration!"
The ministers, whispering, are all praising Li Shimin!
Li Shimin listened to the ministers praising him, and felt complacent in his heart!
Cool!So cool!
"I see! This idea must not have been thought of by the emperor! It must have been thought of by my son-in-law Yang Zhuo!" Cheng Yaojin laughed.
Yu Chigong heard Cheng Yaojin's words, and said with emotion: "Most likely! But! Old Cheng! In this court, you are still the most thieves!"
Cheng Yaojin chuckled and said, "That's fate!"
……
Tumidu is done, go back to Honglu Temple, prepare to pack up and go home!
He has been away from the tribe for a long time, so he has to go back quickly, otherwise, the tribe will be in chaos!
Before leaving, Li Shimin came to send Tumidu off.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for coming to see you off!" Tu Midu was very moved!
Li Shimin looked at Tu Midu's bald forehead with a smile, and said, "Hurry up and go home! Be careful on the road!"
Tu Midu bowed and said: "I will arrive home safely, and will convey His Majesty's will in time!"
Li Shimin nodded, and whispered to Tumidu while walking.
"I have something else to tell you."
After speaking, Li Shimin asked everyone around him to leave.
After everyone around had left, Li Shimin said in a low voice.
"Do you have a nephew named Yaoluoge Wuhe?" Li Shimin asked tentatively.
Hearing this, he looked at Li Shimin in surprise!
Yaoluoge Wuhe is indeed his nephew!
However, Yaoluoge Wuhe is greedy by nature, and he is particularly lustful!
Defile the women of the tribe often!
He was tired of wiping Wuhe's butt!
How did Li Shimin know about Wuhe? ?
Could it be that Wuhe moved Li Shimin's woman?Not right!
"Your Majesty, I do have such a useless nephew! I don't know why Your Majesty mentioned him?" Tu Midu was a little confused about the situation.
"It's nothing serious, just pay more attention to your nephew to prevent him from coveting your things!" Li Shimin reminded cautiously.
Tu Midu wanted to ask again, but Li Shimin stopped talking!
Missing his things?What do you miss about him? ?
Confused, he was so confused that he left Chang'an and hurried home!
……
In other words, after Wei Zheng took the laxative, he suffered from unbearable abdominal pain. From the moment the sun rose until the sun set, he was either squatting in the latrine or on his way to the latrine!
No, Wei Zheng just came out of the latrine, leaning on the wall with one hand, sighing with emotion!
"There must be something wrong with the ginseng soup that Eunuch Su gave this morning! Mistake! Mistake!"
Wei Zheng felt that he was sluggish!
I don't have the strength to walk anymore!
This emperor is cruel enough!To shut him up!Use all the means of such a low-level operation!
"No! The old man still has to enter the palace! This matter is not over!!"
"Your Majesty! This old man wants to show you what it means to be an admonishing minister!!"
After Wei Zheng finished speaking angrily, he leaned on the wall and walked towards the palace!
-
Xuanzheng Hall.
Li Shimin is in a particularly good mood, painting for Empress Changsun!
"Guanyin maidservant! Give me a smile!"
"Hey! That's right! That's it! The expression is very good!"
Li Shimin smiled while drawing.
Empress Changsun also noticed that Li Shimin was in a good mood!
Ever since he tricked Yang Zhuo into being his son-in-law, Li Shimin has been in a good mood!
Li Shimin felt very at ease!With Yang Zhuo's help, the Great Tang Emperor's throne is secure!
"Your Majesty! Lord Wei please see me!"
Su Rujiang wiped the water stains on his face and said.
He was scolded by Wei Zheng just now, and his face was sprayed with saliva!
Li Shimin raised his head and looked at Su Rujiang: "This farmer! Hasn't he collapsed yet?"
Empress Changsun couldn't help but smiled, and said: "The emperor is too, why are you teasing Mr. Wei, Mr. Wei is old, if he squats in the toilet and can't get up, the emperor will feel guilty and blame himself for the rest of his life! "
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and said: "Who made him always stupid! He's so stubborn! If he is in the court today, it must be a bad thing!"
"Besides, when he scolded me, he was very aggressive! It's fine if you spend a day and a half!"
Empress Changsun shook her head with a smile, and said to Su Rujiang: "Let Mr. Wei come in, and serve good wine and food!"
Li Shimin played tricks on Wei Zheng, as a queen, she should give Wei Zheng a good treat, and give her kindness and power.
Wei Zheng leaned against the wall angrily and entered.
"The old minister kowtows to the emperor!"
Wei Zheng made a special kneeling salute!
Let Li Shimin take a look!How powerful he is!If you kneel down, you won't be able to get up!
Li Shimin saw that Wei Zheng's eye sockets were empty!
In addition to secretly screaming cool, I still feel a little sorry!
Step forward and help Wei Zheng up.
"Aiqing is not feeling well, just go back to rest, if there is something wrong, it will be the same if you come back tomorrow." Li Shimin raised his eyebrows.
Of course he knew, this farmer's donkey temper!He must have come here for the matter of Tian Khan in the court today!
"Your Majesty! The old minister is worried about the country of the Tang Dynasty. As an admonishing minister, I will follow the advice to the end! I will defend the old minister's advice to the death!" Wei Zheng looked fearless.
"Yes, yes, yes! I know, you lowly ministers, you follow the principle of being humble to the end!" Li Shimin laughed nervously.
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