Datang: Son-in-law, I beg you to come out of the mountain

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun felt that Yang Zhuo was trying to trick them on purpose, and even brought them a bowl of extremely smelly and dark things!
Yang Zhuo just shook his head and didn't bother to explain.

Li Lizhi took a deep breath: "Wow! Today's stinky tofu! It's stinky! Enough coriander! It's absolutely delicious!"

"Qianer, are you okay! You actually said this stuff is delicious?!" Li Shimin and Empress Changsun were shocked!
Ruined!Their niece is stupid!I can't even tell the smell apart!

Li Lizhi looked at it with an unbelievable expression. Li Shimin and Empress Changsun couldn't help laughing!

"Father! Mother! You are old-fashioned! This is stinky tofu! It smells stinky! It tastes delicious! If you don't believe me, try it! I'm sure you will be addicted too!"

Li Lizhi swallowed and said!
She picked up a piece and handed it to Yang Zhuo to eat first!

"Brother Yang Zhuo! Try it!"

Yang Zhuo opened his mouth and ate a piece of stinky tofu!

Nodding, he said, "Well! The master chef is very authentic! This time the taste is very authentic! It tastes like Changsha stinky tofu!"

In the past, when Yang Zhuo was still in his era, he loved this bite the most!In order to be able to eat authentic stinky tofu, you will not hesitate to drive for several hours!It can be regarded as the leader of the foodie world!

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun looked at each other, and stared at Yang Zhuo with wide eyes!

He ate it!He actually ate it!
Such a stinky thing!Yang Zhuo actually ate it! ?

"Brother Yang Zhuo, can this thing be eaten?" Li Shimin looked at Yang Zhuo with a surprised expression.

"Isn't this nonsense? If I can't eat it, I will eat it??" Yang Zhuo said speechlessly.

Xiaoman and the others couldn't help snickering. Although this stinky tofu is stinky, it tastes delicious!
"Father! Just try it! I guarantee you will like it!" After Li Lizhi finished speaking, she couldn't wait to grab a piece and put it in her mouth!

Eat with gusto!

Li Shimin began to waver!

However, this Yang Zhuo is a shrewd person!What he eats is definitely a good thing!

Moreover, Li Lizhi is also a foodie, she won't eat bad food so deliciously!

"Okay! I will try it too!"

Li Shimin stretched out his chopsticks and picked up a piece!
Putting it in front of you, I was still suffocated by the smell!

While pinching his nose, he opened his mouth and took a small bite!

As soon as the tofu enters the mouth, the nephrite jade is warm and fragrant, crispy and delicious, the outside is charred and the inside is tender. When chewing, the sauce flows along the mouth, and the mouth is filled with a subtle smell in an instant. It is accompanied by the wonderful but very delicious soup and white sesame The taste of coriander makes the taste of stinky tofu even more wonderful, it is hard to stop!
"Your Majesty, how are you?" Empress Changsun stared intently at Li Shimin's expression!

Li Shimin had no time to answer, so he put a large piece of stinky tofu into his mouth!Then, he moved the plate of stinky tofu in front of him to himself!
With his mouth closed, he ate while protecting his food and said, "I... mine!"

"Your Majesty! You..." Empress Changsun looked at Li Shimin in disbelief. This was the first time that Li Shimin was so obsessed with food!
"Guanyin maidservant! I'll give you a piece! It's delicious! Delicious in the world!" Li Shimin said excitedly.

Empress Changsun was puzzled, she opened her mouth, and took the stinky tofu from Li Shimin!

Half an hour!

Empress Changsun's eyes lit up!
"Oh my god! It's so delicious! This taste is too good! How can it be such a beautiful taste!"

Empress Changsun was also amazed by this stinky tofu!

Unexpectedly, this stinky tofu smells so bad!It turned out so delicious!

"Old Li! Don't look at this stinky tofu, there is a great philosophy hidden in it! From now on, you can't judge people by their appearance!" Yang Zhuo said with a smile.

After eating stinky tofu, Yang Zhuo taught him a lesson!
This Li Shimin couldn't help but shook his head with a smile, what the hell!He is indeed the son-in-law he got by begging for nothing!Not ordinary!
Convinced!Very convinced!

Come down with a meal!Li Shimin ate very well!
Full of wine and food, Li Shimin picked his teeth and looked at Yang Zhuo.

"Son-in-law! I have a difficult matter, and I want to ask your opinion."

Yang Zhuo took a sip of tea, squinted his eyes slightly, and enjoyed Xiaoman's massage technique.

"Say."

Li Shimin...

"Yesterday, Tumidu, the leader of the Uighurs, and the leaders of other tribes in the Northwest Grassland, came to Tang Dynasty to ask me to see me. What did they say? They admired my majesty and grand strategy, and because of my might, they willingly elected me to be the leader of the grassland! What... Dengli Khan! Translated into Chinese, it is... Tian Khan!"

Li Shimin said, feeling a little complacent!
look!How powerful I am!Even the leaders of the tribes in the Northwest Grassland surrendered to me one after another!Moreover, it is also called Zhentian Khan!God!nothing else!What an awesome!
"I know that these small tribes want to be attached to me. There are two factions in the court. One group says that the barbarians in the grassland must have bad intentions! You can't promise them! If you agree to be his heavenly khan! Then my Didn't he become the leader of their tribe! Didn't this barbarian sit on an equal footing with Datang!"

"There is another faction that thinks that the Tang Dynasty is powerful, so it can intimidate the Quartet! Let the Siyi worship! I am the Khan of Heaven, it is in accordance with the will of God! In conformity with the will of the people!"

Hearing this, Yang Zhuo let out a snort, and said, "That old Li! What do you think?"

Li Shimin heard Yang Zhuo's cold snort, and his original self-confidence instantly disappeared!
However, he still hesitated, and said in a low voice: "I think... the tribes of the northern prairie must have seen me wipe out the Eastern Turks, and then they were afraid, and they were happy to surrender! Sincerely surrender!"

"Do you think it's time to accept their request?" Yang Zhuo opened his eyes and looked at Li Shimin.

Li Shimin suddenly had a feeling of doing multiple-choice questions and being asked by the teacher, are you sure?
"I...well, I think I deserve that title! That title is Dengli Khan! I checked it out, and in the language of the grasslands, it means heaven! God Khan, isn't this especially worthy of my status as the Son of Heaven? Moreover, they came to ask me to agree very sincerely, and I feel that if I refuse, it would be too unreasonable."

Li Shimin raised his voice and said thoughtfully.

That's enough humility!
In fact, Li Shimin's real thought is that Laozi is the real son of heaven!Don't talk about being a Khan!It is not an exaggeration to be the master of the world!

snort!Just so confident!

"childish!"

"vanity!"

"ignorance!"

As soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, Yang Zhuo sent six words to Li Shimin!
Li Shimin was dumbfounded!
I don't admit it!

You are childish, you are vain, you are ignorant!Your whole family is childish, vain and ignorant!
"Yang Zhuo! How do you say this? Tell us about it!" Empress Changsun smiled, and she hurriedly took Li Shimin's hand.

She knew that Li Shimin couldn't stand Yang Zhuo anymore!

After being appeased by Empress Changsun, Li Shimin finally calmed down!
"That's right! Yang Zhuo! Tell me, how can I be naive and vain?!"

Although Li Shimin calmed down, he was still 1 unconvinced in his heart!
Yang Zhuo smiled mockingly, and said, "Old Li! Don't worry, wait until I explain the whole story to you, and I promise you won't be as happy and complacent as you were just now!"

Li Shimin gritted his teeth and listened unconvinced.

"First, I want to tell you that the Khan today is not as awesome as you think! It's just a khan number on the prairie, which can't be any more ordinary!"

"In Khan on the Grassland, there are many similar spatialities, such as "Yili" in "Yili Khan", which means the space boundary, and "Chuluo" in "Chuluo Khan", which means The meaning of glory is very high, so there is nothing special about Dengli Khan and the Khans of previous dynasties. Even if it is translated as Tian, ​​you will think, what the hell! I am Tian Khan! Awesome! "

"Actually, birds are useless!"

Hearing this, Li Shimin's expression was so embarrassing that he couldn't be more embarrassed!

He just felt that the title of Khan today was really awesome!

In this world, he is the only one who deserves it!That's why I'm so complacent!

Unexpectedly, what the hell!In the past, the leader of their tribe also used a title similar to Tian Khan!

"That...although it's ordinary, it's also a multi-tribal khan! It's not something that ordinary people can be!" Li Shimin still insisted.

Yang Zhuo once again cast a disdainful look at Li Shimin!

"Old Li! What should I say about you? Hey! You are an emperor after all! Why are you so childish?!"

Li Shimin...

"Son-in-law! Can you talk about it if you have something to say? Don't attack me personally!"

Yang Zhuo continued: "As the saying goes, if you are not of my race, your heart must be different!"

"Secondly, the grassland barbarians, they are wolf-like people! If you don't beat them to the ground, they won't sincerely submit! For the grassland tribes! The only thing you can conquer them is not benevolence and righteousness! It's iron and blood strength! They hit the ground and step in the mud! Only then will they truly surrender!"

When Li Shimin heard Yang Zhuo's words, he agreed very much!

But what does this have to do with Tian Khan?

"So! Don't even think about it, they can surrender to you without even beating them!"

"Third, the title of Tian Khan this time! That's what people don't want!"

"Originally, those grassland tribes wanted to recommend Tumidu, the leader of the Uighurs, to be the Khan of the grassland! But, Tumidu is a lot of people! They don't agree!"

"But it's impossible for this prairie to be without Khan! This Tumidu had an idea! So he united with other tribal leaders and let you take over, Lao Li! Be this goddamn Khan!"

Yang Zhuo said with contempt.

Li Shimin was shocked!Yang Zhuo has always been wise!Find out the details of these bastards!

"That's not right! Why don't you be a khan with this vomit?" Li Shimin couldn't figure it out!

What the hell!There are emperors who don't do this!He is stupid! ?
"You are stupid! I told you just now! The grassland people only recognize strength! Power is the truth! So what if you become a Khan? If you don't have strength, you will still be beaten!"

"And! This Khan, in terms of Tumidu, is a burden! The Uyghur strength cannot control other tribes in the grassland! Therefore! It is impossible for other tribes to give yearly tribute! But other tribes can ask Khan for yearly gifts!"