Datang: Son-in-law, I beg you to come out of the mountain

Lu Dongzan did not give up and looked at Li Mingda.

"Princess, can you untie it for me again? I... Let me see how you untie it!"

Just because Li Mingda's hands were too fast, he didn't see clearly!

"Okay! Look after it." Li Mingda said with a smile.

Lu Dongzan's eyes widened, not letting himself miss any details.

but……

"This way... this way... do this again! Okay!" Li Mingda once again untied Jiu Lianhuan at a fast speed!
Lu Dongzan: Tears streaming down my face!

"Still... still don't see it clearly!"

"Can you slow down?"

Li Mingda shook his head and said, "Grandpa! Is your eyes hard to use? You have to go see your eyes!"

After finishing speaking, Li Mingda untied it again, and then pressed it up again!
Lu Dongzan was completely convinced!
"His Royal Highness! Why did you solve the Nine Chains?" Lu Dongzan was puzzled!
"These are my daily toys! What Nine Links, Checkers, Flying Chess, and Rubik's Cube! I can play all of them very well!" Li Mingda said.

Lu Dongzan was shocked by Li Mingda's words!

This Tubo's most treasured Nine Chains, turned out to be a plaything for children in the Tang Dynasty! ! ! ?

This is what hurts the most!Most insulting!

"Actually, come to think of it! Your Nine Links are not as difficult as my Rubik's Cube!" Li Mingda said after finishing speaking, took out a Rubik's Cube.

"The Rubik's Cube?" Lu Dongzan looked at the Rubik's Cube in Li Mingda's hand suspiciously.

The ministers are also curious, what is the Rubik's Cube?
Li Shimin interrupted hastily.

"Cough cough cough! That, this Rubik's Cube is my Datang children's toy! The workmanship is much more dexterous than your Nine Links! If you don't believe me, try it!"

Li Shimin's eyes lit up!This Rubik's Cube was probably given to Li Li by Yang Zhuo!

Just right!It's hard for this Tubo envoy!
What the hell!Well vent your anger!

"Look! This Rubik's Cube has four faces, each of which has a different color, and it can be rotated. Look like this..."

"As long as you turn each face to match the same color, you've won!"

Li Mingda said while spinning the Rubik's Cube!
Clap, clap, crack the Rubik's Cube!
"Perfect! All four sides are the same color!" Li Mingda said happily.

Lu Dongzan was taken aback!

The smartest person in Tubo, apply to play!
"Princess, give someone a try!"

He is in Tubo, but he claims to be the most intelligent person!Impossible to mess with a kid's toy!
"I can borrow you to play, but if you can't make it, don't cry!" Li Mingda said with a smile.

Lu Dongzan: Thank you for your concern!
He took the Rubik's Cube given by Li Mingda, and then, according to Li Mingda's method just now, started to rotate the Rubik's Cube

A quarter of an hour later.

"That's not right! Why does this noodle have a different color from the others!"

After half an hour...

Lu Dongzan was sweating profusely!Red eyes!

The hand has been twisting the Rubik's Cube!

"why!"

"The piece with a different color appeared on the other side again! How could this be!"

Lu Dongzan felt like he was going crazy!

"Envoys, please stop for a moment! This Rubik's Cube, you go back and study it!" Li Shimin smiled evilly, "I think you have come from thousands of miles, my Tang Dynasty is a country of etiquette! To show my sincerity, I will bestow the Thousands of Buddhist classics! Hundreds of eminent monks! Let them go back to Tibet with you, spread positive energy, and build a new homeland!"

Li Shimin selected a wave of monks with particularly strong professional ability!What they are best at is, how can they set up a name so cleverly that the common people pay money to the temple!
Moreover, the ability to persuade people to become monks is not bad!

These monks have gone to Tubo, and they will definitely let Buddhism flourish!
Lu Dongzan was spinning the Rubik's Cube, and when he heard Li Shimin's words, he was stunned!

excitement!
Very excited!
Li Shimin is so generous, giving books and people!

"Thank you, Your Majesty Ron!"

Lu Dongzan and a group of Tubo envoys bowed and thanked.

Li Shimin looked at Lu Dongzan and felt emotional.

Yang Zhuo often said that the highest state of defrauding people is when they are defrauded by you, and they can still be grateful to you!

He has reached this realm today!
"You don't have to thank me! Go west now!" Li Shimin got up and stretched himself.

"Retreat!"

Lu Dongzan and other envoys hurriedly got up and went to the back to get scriptures and monks!

Hurry up and leave Datang before Li Shimin regrets it!

The ministers all guessed that this Tubo obviously deserves a beating!

Why are you giving away books!

Isn't this a waste? !
Cheng Yaojin sees it clearly!

"What do you know! This emperor is called sending disaster!"

"Send disaster?!"

"The monk is a scourge?!"

Cheng Yaojin nodded and said with a smile, "Nonsense!"

"You people, take it easy in the future! Don't be a shit-stirring stick all the time, be careful that one day, you will be sent to the frontier by the emperor as a scourge!"

Ministers:  …

Looking at Li Shimin's arrangement today, Wei Zheng couldn't understand it!
The emperor is getting more and more foresight!
However, something always feels wrong!
"Fatty Cheng, tell me, has the emperor found a powerful adviser recently?" Wei Zheng asked.

Cheng Yaojin was slightly stunned, this is no nonsense!
Otherwise, could the emperor be so powerful? !

That's because the expert from Yangjiazhuang is pointing out the maze!
However, Cheng Yaojin looks reckless and naive on the surface, but inside, he is really shrewd!

If this cannot be said, he will never say it!

"Nothing! The emperor is unpredictable! Old Wei, for the sake of helping me today, I advise you, don't always hate the emperor in the future! Something will happen!" Cheng Yaojin said hehe.

Wei Zheng...

"Then it's impossible, I'm an admonisher, and it's my duty to take advice from the emperor!" Wei Zheng shook his head.

He is eating this bowl of rice!If you don't hate Li Shimin, you will give up your job!How about that? !

"Old Wei! I really admire you! Others will die if you don't do it, but you will die if you don't do it. It's really weird." Cheng Yaojin shook his head and laughed.

Wei Zheng...

-

Three months later, Tubo.

Songtsen Gampo received the news, and Lu Dongzan said, they returned with a full reward!Coming soon!
He is very happy!Presumably, it was Li Shimin who agreed to marry the princess over!When Datang married his daughter, the dowry was very rich!
Songtsan Gampo was secretly proud and made another fortune!This Li Shimin is so stupid!

However, coming back so soon, the road is a bit rushed!Don't bump the princess up!
Songtsan Gampo set up a tent on the Tubo border, waiting for Lu Dongzan's return.

"Dear Zanzan, do you really want to marry Princess Datang? Do you know that she will be very sad?" Princess Chizun nestled in Songtsan Gampo's arms, pouted aggrievedly.

"My dear concubine, don't be sad. If Tubo didn't need the advanced culture of the Tang Dynasty, why would this king go to the Tang Dynasty to ask for peace?" Songtsan Gampo pinched Princess Chizun and said.

"Then you are not allowed to love her, you are not allowed to stay in her room at night, you are not allowed to neglect me, and you must satisfy me every day, if you can't, then she will go back to Nepal." Princess Chizun, fingertips on Songtsan Gampo Drawing circles in his arms is very provocative.

Songtsan Gampo pressed Princess Chizun under him and said with a smile: "

3 minute later.

Songtsan Gampo, it's over, get up and get dressed.

Princess Chizun behind her, still not satisfied, looked at Songtsan Gampo with resentful eyes!

She can't be satisfied by herself, so she will marry another woman?
How is this divided? !

Isn't this kidney deficiency more serious? !
"Zanpu! Lord Ludongzan is back!"

"Lord Lu Dongzan is back!"

Songtsan Gampo rubbed his hands. He heard that the princess of the Tang Dynasty was plump and beautiful, with creamy skin and a collar like a grub. You must try it out at night!

"Great!" Songtsan Gampo hurried out!

However, when he just came out, he didn't see Princess Datang, but instead saw a group of monks!
Lu Dongzan is still spinning the Rubik's Cube!

"Clap!"

"Okay! Finally, all four sides are the same color!"

Lu Dongzan smiled happily!He finally did it!
Along the way, with Rubik's Cube as his companion, Lu Dongzan didn't feel that the journey was difficult anymore!

Because I was in a hurry to come back, I haven't showered for three months, and my face is dusty and dusty.

Lu Dongzan put away the Rubik's Cube, then hurriedly dismounted, and respectfully walked up to Songtsan Gampo and said.

"Dear Zanpu! The minister is back!"

Songtsan Gampo looked behind Lu Dongzan for a long time!
Behind this, there is only a group of bald donkeys!no women!

Songtsan Gampo was instantly displeased!

"Great Prime Minister! Didn't you go to marry Princess Datang? Where is this princess? Why didn't you see it?!"

Could it be that you followed behind and haven't rushed over yet? !
Princess Chizun also looked back!
Wow!They are all strong monks!Strong as a diamond!The muscles are so developed!

"Dear Zanpu, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty said..." Lu Dongzan faltered.

"What did he say! Say it quickly!" Songtsan Gampo frowned.

"He said...he said that the princess of the Tang Dynasty is noble and would not marry a Tubo barbarian." Lu Dong praised.

Songtsan Gampo's face darkened instantly!

Who the hell is a savage! ?who? !

"I am full of sincerity and traveled thousands of miles to marry the princess! I let you return empty-handed! How unreasonable!" Songtsan Gampo was furious!
This time, he spent a lot of money!

Let Lu Dongzan bring so many treasures!And horses!

However, Li Shimin did not marry the princess!
Isn't this money wasted for nothing!
In the letter Lu Dongzan came back, he dared not say that he did not bring the princess back because he was afraid that Songtsan Gampo would be angry.

At this moment, he hurriedly said.

"Zanpu! This time it's not empty-handed! The emperor of the Tang Dynasty ordered his ministers to bring hundreds of eminent monks! There are thousands of Buddhist classics! These are all good things! I heard that the Tang Dynasty used these to educate the people. of!"

"Oh? Really?" Songtsan Gampo's face softened a little, and he looked at the team behind him!
Sure enough, there are many classics!There are also many monks!

"Why do we need monks in Tibet?" Songtsan Gampo still frowned.

What I want is a woman!Not a bald donkey!

"Dear Zan Zan! You don't know something! This Buddhism is very powerful. They can educate the people and will not commit crimes. They are political weapons! Tubo has just been established, and Zanpu can use them to educate the people well Let them do good deeds with peace of mind!" Princess Chizun hurriedly persuaded.