Three Kingdoms: My wife invited me out of the mountain to ascend the throne while living in seclusio

"President Jia, you are already in your decades, and there are a lot of people in your family, so don't mess around."

"I definitely can't learn from Kong Ming's little brother, that single dog. You have to think about the consequences when you do things."

Liu Chuanyu warned earnestly.

He could tell at a glance that Jia Xu's expression had betrayed his heart, and it was obvious that Jia Xu was envious of Zhuge Liang for catching a pigeon fancier.

Seeing the gesture of grinding his fists and palms, Liu Chuan already knew what shit he was going to shit before he turned his ass up.

"What does a single dog mean?"

Jia Xu was puzzled.

Brother Jiuru has too many new words, and he admits that he can't keep up with the rhythm.

"Bachelor means the same thing."

Liu Chuan said calmly.

"Hahaha, so that's how it is. Brother Jiuru's words are quite interesting."

Jia Xu said.

"Liu Jiuru warns online: How many married couples have lost their wives and their families because of the 'love of pigeons'?"

"Brother Wenhe still needs to be cautious, don't get caught up easily."

Liu Chuan raised his eyebrows and said.

The risk factor of online dating is so high that no one in the world knows better than me.

Who knows what kind of bull and horse will be on the other side?
If you meet someone who is not good, catch someone who is not easy to mess with, hey. Then there will be a good show.

"The wife and children are separated, and the family is destroyed?"

"Isn't Pigeon Love the first to play with brother Jiuru? Brother Kong Ming also learned from you."

Jia Xu muttered softly, obviously not believing it.

"Brother Jiuru was joking, but in fact, you also have wives, and there are even more than one."

Jia Xu reminded her on the spot.

Liu Chuan's face turned black.

"My Nima!"

Liu Chuan wanted to hit someone.

Well, you Jia Wenhe, you still talk about me. I have experienced beatings in online dating, have rich fishing experience, and can see through each other at a glance. Can you compare with me?
"Jia Wen and the old boy, you are finished."

Liu Chuan shook his head, quite speechless.

Don't blame me for not helping you, you "Jia Laoshi" fell into it yourself.

Since you are going to fall into this path yourself, then I can't control that much anymore!

"Sin, sin, bring another one."

Liu Chuan put his palms together and made an Amitabha Buddha.

but.

The consequences may not be that serious. For men in this era, it is not a problem to marry more wives.

After all, everyone's general acceptance is very high, and no one pursues it, especially for people like Jia Wenhe, who are at the level of big bosses and counselors, what's wrong with marrying more wives?
Say.

Who knows whether it is possible to catch a female fancier or not, what if a male fancier is caught?
"Brother Jiuru, so-and-so wants to ask you for some pigeons."

"I wonder if brother Jiuru can satisfy a certain wish?"

Jia Xu was quite embarrassed and said after a pause.

After he finished speaking, he looked at Liu Chuan expectantly, with that little expression, he almost knelt down for Liu Chuan.

"How many more?"

"What do you want to do?"

Liu Chuan raised his head and asked curiously.

Kong Ming only needs one pigeon, but you only need a few pigeons. Why do you have such a big appetite? What do Jia Wen and you want to do?

"hey-hey."

"I thought about it. If a pigeon is released, no one may reply."

"I think I can put more, so that I won't fail, and someone will always reply."

"What's more important. From the letters I receive, I can select the best one and reply as appropriate. Then. Hehe"

Jia Xu is not ready for an old face.

He looked like an old rascal, and kept making two obscene laughs.

Liu Chuan: ╭( ′ o ′ )╭
To be honest, he was completely taken aback.

What the hell!
I definitely didn't teach Jia Xu these things, let alone lead him down!
He actually played the trick of casting a wide net and collecting more fish, who would believe it?

As expected of an old strategist, he can be better than blue in a matter of minutes.

This is simply the first sea king of the Three Kingdoms.

Sure enough, some honest people seem to be honest, but they are actually the most boring.

There is no doubt that Jia Wenhe is such a person.

"You are so awesome, you are almost catching up with me."

Liu Chuan gave Jia Xu a thumbs up.

"Teacher, take Jia Wenhe to the pigeon loft and let him pick a few pigeons."

Liu Chuan is extremely generous, isn't it just a few pigeons, I have a lot of them.

He was also curious.

I really want to know what kind of people Jia Wenhe will catch?

"Kong Ming's pigeon is back, I don't know if he has caught a female fancier?"

"Don't you catch a big guy who picks your feet?"

Liu Chuan is very gossipy and curious.

And the other side.

In Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage.

"Hahaha Brother Pigeon, you've worked hard, come and eat a piece of meat."

"This piece of meat, Liang himself is reluctant to eat it, so I specially reward you."

Zhuge Liang cut a piece of meat for the pigeon, and then opened the letter.

He first glanced at the signature of the letter. Sima Youyou!

"Sigh~~"

Zhuge Liang became excited immediately.

Sima Youyou is such a beautiful, beautiful name.

"Pay attention, pay attention to people!"

"You can know the person just by looking at his name, and he must not be an ordinary person!"

Zhuge Liang muttered something, and he was inexplicably surprised.

After guessing from the signature of the letter, he began to read the text.

"There is a saying in "Xunzi": The ancient sages were as cheap as commoners, and as poor as ordinary people"

"Quoting scriptures, erudition and knowledge, this woman can be called a talented woman!"

"Having lived in a deep boudoir for a long time, she is not the daughter of an ordinary farmer, but a woman with an official background?"

"Wonderful, wonderful too!"

Zhuge Liang read the letter carefully, and the more he read it, the more excited he became, and the more he read it, the more excited he became.

He decisively analyzed what kind of person the other party was, and Kong Ming was not so easy to deceive.

If he was so easy to deceive, he would not be Zhuge Liang.

"Sima Youyou, this woman is worthy of Liang!"

Zhuge Liang sighed after reading the contents of the letter.

"Such a talent, such a status, looks are not important anymore, Liang appreciates interesting souls!"

Zhuge Liang secretly thought.

He appreciates talented people more, otherwise he wouldn't follow Liu Chuan obediently after being hit by Liu Chuan in various ways.

"By the way, the sixth day of June next year, it will be a long time to meet!"

Zhuge Liang was extremely dissatisfied with this time.

He felt that the meeting had been too long, and it was almost a year away now.

Ah!
The mood of online dating is always like this, who doesn't want to meet immediately?
What's more, after being influenced by Jin Ping Mei, Zhuge Liang has a serious lack of endurance.

"Let me choose the meeting place"

"Where should the place be chosen?"

Zhuge Liang frowned, closed his eyes and fell into deep thought.