Three Kingdoms: My wife invited me out of the mountain to ascend the throne while living in seclusio

"Liang, I made a mistake!"

"I didn't ask Brother Jiu Ru for advice just now, how did he write the letter?"

Without the beating of online dating, how could Zhuge Liang be as comfortable as Liu Chuan flirting with his sister?
He sat in the room, smoking a cigarette and frowning, let out a long breath, this breath made several smoke rings, until the smoke rings disappeared.
But he still didn't know how to write a letter so that he could successfully catch a female fancier.

Zhuge Liang's brows were twisted into a rope, he thought for a long time with a sullen face, and finally came up with a solution.

It's better to be direct!
Anyway, if the pigeons are released, it may not be possible for someone to reply.

Say.

If the other party is a man, then there is no need to continue the chat. His purpose is to catch female fanciers.

Therefore, it is better to directly ask if the other party is a woman.

"Are you a girl?"

"Can I reply?"

Signed: Zhuge Commoner.

It couldn't be more simple than a few words.

Zhuge Liang was very satisfied after writing the letter.

As long as the other party replies, he will have a countermeasure at that time.

"Well, I hope a pretty woman can receive the letter and write back to Liang."

"If it can continue a good story like this, it won't be in vain to waste all of Liang's thoughts."

Zhuge Liang tied the letter to the pigeon's leg and finished everything.

He released the pigeon with great anticipation, and then quietly waited for a reply.

"In this regard, I still need to learn a lot from Brother Jiu Ru."

Zhuge Liang thought for a while.

Liu Chuan has a lot of experience in making pigeon friends, and he should learn from him a lot, otherwise he would be really powerless with his own skills.

then.

He leisurely came to Liu Chuan's house again.

"Have you written your letter to your relatives?"

Liu Chuan asked casually.

"Of course."

Zhuge Liang pretended to be calm and replied.

"Good, very good, Kong Ming's kidney is good."

Liu Chuan held back his laughter.

Zhuge Pifu, I have already seen through everything, and still want to hide it from me.

See who you can catch.

Liu Chuan also looked forward to it.

And right now.

However, two unexpected guests came to Liu Chuan's home.
Xun Yu and Jia Xu.

"Brother Jiuru, it's been a long time since we last saw each other for a long time."

"After returning to Xuchang, I miss brother Jiuru very much."

"To be honest, I'm quite embarrassed. Last time, for some reason, I didn't introduce myself formally."

"This time, let me introduce myself formally. I am from Yingchuan, Xun Yu and Xun Wenruo, and I am a counselor under Cao Sikong's account."

Xun Yu clasped his fists and said.

At this moment, he officially confessed his identity to Liu Chuan.

He did not introduce this to Zhuge Liang.

The two of them slept together last time, and even poached each other's corners, so naturally they already got to know each other.

"So that's how it is. Lord Xun Ling's name is like thunder! I have admired him for a long time!"

Liu Chuan clasped his fists and smiled lightly.

He actually guessed Xun Yu's identity last time, but Daoming didn't pick it up.

But this time, Xun Yu took the initiative to come to the door, and brought someone with him, and introduced himself as soon as he came.

This made Liu Chuan have a premonition that things should not be as simple as last time, and he probably came prepared.

There must be other things.

Liu Chuan glanced curiously at the person standing quietly next to Xun Yu, who looked very much like Captain Jia.

Xun Yu didn't introduce "Captain Jia", and he wasn't in the mood to ask.

"Brother Jiuru, a certain one came to the door abruptly and didn't bring any presents, please forgive me."

"However, Sir Sikong has prepared his favorite venison for you as a gift."

"I hope Brother Jiuru won't dislike you, please accept it with a smile!"

Xun Yu said cheerfully.

Then he asked his attendants to bring out a large box from the side.

Liu Chuan:? ? ?
He expressed great surprise.

What the hell!

I used to watch the Three Kingdoms, and I was very impressed with Cao Cao's delivery of venison, especially when he often gave venison to Guan Yu.

"This venison is extremely delicious, you must try it, hurry up, send it to Yunchang to have a taste."

These are the original words of Cao Cao.

The meaning of Cao Cao's gift of venison is self-evident, that is, he likes the other party, so he will give the other party what he likes.

Well known.

Boss Cao expresses his love because he likes to give venison.

"Made! I can't hide after all?"

"Could Boss Cao like me?"

"It's impossible"

Liu Chuan frowned, thinking about it.

Boss Cao sent venison thousands of miles away, but why did he give him venison?

Cao Cao doesn't even seem to know who I am?

The delivery of the venison always felt a bit abrupt to him.

Ah!
That's not the point, the point is.
"You brought venison from Xuchang, are you sure it's not broken?"

Liu Chuan suddenly thought of something.

From Xuchang to here, even if you use the fastest horse to take the official road, it will take a long time, right?
Although the weather is not hot at present, can you guarantee that the venison will not go bad for so long?

I am special!
Are you kidding me?
Boss Cao did not send me a box of rotten meat, did he?
"Hahaha Brother Jiuru is really smart."

Xun Yu laughed happily and praised.

Liu Chuan shook his head, it's a question that one can think of, okay?
Does it have something to do with cleverness?
"Brother Jiuru, you underestimate Lord Sikong's sincerity."

"This big box is actually an ice mirror."

"In order to prevent the venison from spoiling, Lord Sikong specially instructed us to keep ice in the ice mirror at all times, and replace it with new ice cubes once the ice cubes melt."

"If you put the venison in the ice every day, it won't go bad even for a year or so. Brother Jiuru, please rest assured."

Xun Yu said with a smile.

After he finished speaking, he motioned to the attendant next to him to open the box.

"Brother Jiuru, please take a look."

Xun Yu spread his hands.

Liu Chuan glanced at the ice mirror, and sure enough, the venison inside looked quite fresh, without any signs of spoilage.

"You guys are awesome!"

Liu Chuan directly gave a thumbs up.

This is a brain disease!
Even if the venison is transported in a fast horse-drawn cart from Xuchang, not to mention the high cost, the storage is also very troublesome, okay?
Even if you want to have a relationship with me, you can send money directly.

Although we are not very interested in money, but the gold, silver and jewelry are in front of us, maybe we will take a second look?

Just this time.
Xun Yu, intentionally or unintentionally, glanced at Zhuge Liang who was in a daze.

Then he said:
"Lord Sikong sent venison thousands of miles away, just to express his kindness."

Zhuge Liang: ミ●﹏☉ミ

How smart is he?
It took only a moment to understand what Xun Yu meant and why he said this.

This is what it meant
Ha ha!

It must be because he cooked the sweet potatoes and potatoes last time, and Xun Yu's words were resentful.

He understood the meaning in Xun Yu's eyes at a glance: "Look, the venison that I brought from Xuchang is not spoiled, why are your sweet potatoes and potatoes spoiled?"

This is a stark contrast.

At this moment, Zhuge Liang understood.