Daming: I became Zhu Yuanzhang's eldest son

Chen Rikun didn't know how he left the small school, he just felt it.

It was Annan's pride when he led the elephant soldiers away in the past, but now he leads the elephant soldiers back, but it has become a joke of Annan's country!

One hundred elephant soldiers fought against one hundred infantry, and two-thirds of the troops were wiped out. The problem is that there were no casualties.

He was also "forced" to call Zhu Yuanzhang's grandfather several times, and Zhu Tao's father several times.

Originally, I planned to discuss friendship with Daming's peers, but now, I am two generations shorter than the Emperor of Ming Dynasty, so I am dead!
Depressed, he refused his subordinates to follow him, and went to the largest restaurant in Nanjing alone, ordered a large table of food and drink, and drank alone.

The humiliating scene just now kept reappearing, drinking and crying, and the spectators had already talked about it.

"This guy is stunned, why is this big man crying?"

Another chimed in: "What is this? There is someone more funny than him. I heard that Annan has a prince in his 40s who chases after the king and calls him his father. Tell me, is this face thicker than the city wall? ?”

"Where is Annan?"

"I heard that it is still in the south of Lingnan, and there are deep mountains and old forests everywhere."

"Deep mountains and old forests? Isn't that where monkeys stay?"

"Who says it's not? A monkey calls our protector king Daddy. Isn't that an insult to Your Highness? No one bullies me in Ming Dynasty? I must vent my anger on Your Highness!"

Hearing other people's gossip, Chen Rikun wanted to cry but had no tears.

Men in their 40s call a kid in his early twenties Daddy, do you think I won’t get angry?I have turned into a thousand-layered birch bark face, why do you still press my face against the ground and rub it?

Daming is too bullying, woo woo woo, he suddenly felt a little bit unwilling.

I am Prince Annan, distinguished guest of Ming Dynasty, what is there to be afraid of?I can't be fooled, I want revenge!
After a few bowls of wine, he suddenly had the urge to write a poem. He is proficient in Ming language, and his writing is like a fountain. If he writes with spirit, he can compose a poem in an instant:
When I came to Daming, my luck was bad, and I pissed when I was beaten by the golden whip.

He got under the prince's crotch and called Zhu Tao his father.

Leading the elephant soldiers to try to make money, but was blown up and shouted.

If you don't avenge this revenge in the coming year, you will fall into the sea and be a bastard!
After finishing writing, I threw away the pen and laughed.

"I am the reincarnation of Shixian, why are you looking at me, be careful that I beat you!"

Not knowing what the shopkeeper said to him, he casually threw a large piece of silver.

"I'm rich, but I'm self-willed. I tell you, no one is allowed to erase this poem. It must be preserved for generations to come, so that the name of Chen Rikun, my poetic fairy, can be spread. Hahaha!"

The deputy envoy who followed him quietly said: "Prince, why don't you just stop signing and write as an unsung hero?"

Who knew that Chen Rikun, relying on the strength of alcohol, denied his relatives, slapped him down, and yelled loudly.

"Fart, this is a good time for Prince Annan to become famous in the world, how can he not sign the money? Go away!"

He directly took out the big seal of Prince Annan, and stamped it under the poem with a snap.

"Listen Daming people, all of you Daming will bow down to me when you meet me. Even if Liu Bowen and Song Lian come, you don't dare to compare with me. Hahaha!"

Good things don't go out, bad things pass thousands of miles.

In Zhujiazhuang, Liu Bowen was pestering Zhu Tao to finish the book "Heavenly Creation", and Song Lian was waiting for him to write Huanglizhou's "Mingyi Waiting for Visits".

Suddenly Xu Zengshou, Li Wei, and Li Jinglong found Zhu Tao with the poems they had copied.

"Master, that Prince Annan's heart is not dead, and he is still talking nonsense, claiming that no one in Daming can compose poetry better than him, or else, why don't you go and compare with him?"

Zhu Tao took a glance at the copied poem, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"He's right. This poem is really superbly written. I really can't beat him!"

Hearing that he conceded defeat, Song Lian, the aggressive old man, refused to accept it and said.

"What a good poem, look at this old man... Pooh, this is also called poetry? There is no flatness, no antithesis, no bullshit, Your Highness won't really admit defeat, right? Or, this old man will vent your anger on you!"

Zhu Tao shook his head and said: "Forget it, Mr. Song, let this kind of poetic fairy be given to Prince Annan. Not only will we not fight, but we will also transcribe it and send it to King Annan, so we can praise his poems." Sin' son!"

Song Lian is a gentleman, asking him to compliment a crooked poem against his will is more uncomfortable than killing him, and said with a stiff neck.

"This old man bases himself on moral articles, and has no obligation to compliment crooked poetry. Your Highness dare not even compare to such a thing. This old man is so disappointed!"

Seeing them quarreling, Liu Bowen was very curious, took it over to have a look, and couldn't help laughing.

"Calm down, this kind of shameless poem can only be written by Annan. Are you trying to make His Highness compare with him in shamelessness? Such a poetic fairy can't win without martial arts, let him do it!"

Only then did Song Lian come to his senses and laughed.

"Yes, the old man misunderstood His Highness, Bowen, should you send someone to tell King Annan that your son's poetic talent is beyond the reach of Ming Dynasty, and you should reward your son heavily."

Xu Zengshou scratched his head, he couldn't hold back anymore.

"Won't his father whip him hard? And reward him? Cut!"

After everyone laughed, Liu Bowen spoke.

"But this prince still wants to take revenge, so he has to guard against it!"

Zhu Tao smiled and said happily.

"I'm worried that I have no reason to beat Annan, and I'm afraid he won't take revenge! How to do this, Mr. Liu, you rush into the palace and tell your father to stay with the prince for a few more days to increase your life. The rubbings of the masterpiece were given to his father, Chen Xiaowang."

Xu Zengshou said: "Will that old boy be so angry?"

Zhu Tao smiled inscrutably.

"Mr. Liu, you have a clever plan. Let me tell you, what do we need to do if we want to regain Annan?"

Liu Bowen smiled and replied mysteriously.

"Why do you need to be anxious, Your Highness? Isn't it better to attack the heart and make them surrender?"

Zhu Tao said in his heart, I have researched these awesome weapons, what kind of tricks do I need to use?But after hearing what Liu Bowen said, he changed his mind again.

"His Royal Highness, I heard that you have recently improved the method of making icing sugar based on the wonderful book Tiangong Kaiwu, which is whiter and sweeter than our icing. when?"

The so-called icing sugar is what is called white sugar now. Although the Ming Dynasty also had a sugar-making process, it was quite rough.Zhu Tao looked at the creation of nature and combined it with modern sugar-making methods. The white sugar made in Zhujiazhuang is far whiter and sweeter than the ones on the market.

It's just that the price is higher than what's sold on the market, and I haven't decided whether to go public or not.

Hearing what Liu Bowen said, he slapped his forehead.

"That's right, Ming Dynasty's original icing is five taels of silver a catty, and the refined icing I produce here can't be sold for 50 taels of silver. I'm being taken advantage of. If Annan people don't do it, who else will do it? Hahaha, I'm too smart."