Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Xuanzang followed the gatekeeper disciples into the Shenghua Temple.

The disciples inside were surprised when they heard that Xuanzang had returned.

When Xuanzang left Chang'an City to go to the west, everyone said that Xuanzang was a big fool and must be crazy.

At that time, there were still a group of enemy countries in Gaochang, Western Turks, and Tocharian in the west.

What's more terrible is the desert and danger along the way. They thought that Xuanzang's trip would never return.

Unexpectedly, Xuanzang came back.

The disciples had already reported to Master Chen Xuan.

In front of the Daxiong Palace, Master Chen Xuan continued.

"Master Xuanzang, you are back."

Chen Xuan said happily.

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and bowed, "I'm back. I have gone through thousands of mountains and rivers, but in the end it was safe and secure."

Master Chen Xuan recited the Buddha and said: "Amitabha, the Buddha is secretly protecting our Buddhist disciples."

Xuanzang smiled, followed Master Chen Xuan into the abbot's room and sat down.

The scriptures on horseback and camels were moved by the disciples so that they could be stored safely.

"Xuanzang, what are those?"

Master Chen Xuan asked.

Xuanzang replied: "This is the scripture I brought back from Tianzhu."

"These are all in Sanskrit, and I want to translate them all into Chinese."

Master Chen Xuan said in surprise, "How long will it take to translate so many scriptures?"

Xuanzang laughed and said, "It's a pity that I brought back too few Buddhist scriptures. How can I think too much?"

Master Chen Xuan smiled and said, "That is, that is."

The two talked about their experiences along the way.

The story of Xuanzang's return from learning scriptures from the Western Paradise spread in Chang'an City.

Not to mention that Xuanzang was chatting about his own experience.

Let's say Xu Shiji rode a horse and galloped into Sujiazhuang.

Entering the yard, I saw Li Shimin swallowing clouds and fog, feeling very uncomfortable.

"Your Majesty, you are back, you are back."

Xu Shiji shouted.

Li Shimin had just eaten, and he was very comfortable with a cigarette after the meal, but he was startled by Xu Shiji's shout.

"What's the matter?"

Li Shimin flicked the soot on his body, almost burning the dragon robe.

Cheng Yaojin was also smoking next to him, seeing Xu Shiji being scolded, he felt secretly happy: This guy usually says I'm reckless, but today I will be scolded too, I deserve it.

Xu Shiji pointed in the direction of Chang'an City and said out of breath last time, "He's back."

Li Shimin said displeasedly: "Who is back?"

Su Yu was lying beside him, shaking the rocking chair, and said with a smile, "Let me guess, is Master Xuanzang back?"

Xu Shiji asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

Su Yu smiled and said, "Who else can surprise you so much except Tang Seng."

Compared with the title of Master Xuanzang, Su Yu prefers to use the word Tang Monk.

After all, it means getting used to it.

Li Shimin stood up and asked, "Xuanzang is back?"

He's kind of happy.

Xu Shiji replied: "Yes, you're back, did you bring a bunch of scriptures?"

Li Shimin was overwhelmed with surprise, he thought of Xuanzang's Great Tang Dynasty Records of the Western Regions.

At that time, Xuanzang was expected to write down the human customs, customs and geography of the Western Regions so as to prepare for the future Western Expeditions.

After so many years, Li Shimin almost forgot about this incident, but he didn't expect Xuanzang to come back alive.

Calculating the time, it happened to be exactly as Su Yu said.

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Li Shimin looked at Su Yu's cynical smile, and was shocked in his heart: this kid can be counted more than ten years later.

No matter how shocked Li Shimin was, Su Yu was teasing Xu Shiji.

"Did Tang Seng bring the monkey back?"

Su Yu was joking.

Xu Shiji was taken aback again, and asked, "Yes, how did the son-in-law know?"

Su Yu smiled and said, "I really brought a monkey back with me."

"Then let me ask you again, did you come back on a white horse? Is there a pig-like apprentice?"

Xu Shiji continued to be shocked, and said, "Have you seen the son-in-law?"

Exactly the same thing.

That disciple had a fat head and big ears, and he was indeed like a pig. Su Yu was right in saying that.

Li Shimin asked: "What's the matter? Is it really the same as what he said?"

Xu Shiji nodded and said, "That's right, exactly the same?"

Li Shimin frowned and said, "Did you already know?"

Su Yu smiled and said: "Yes, I have known it for a long time, I have known it for a long time."

"Journey to the West" is written in this way, so it's not clear.

Li Shimin saw that Su Yu was not serious, so he didn't intend to talk to him.

"Go, come back with me."

Li Shimin immediately returned to Chang'an City.

Cheng Yaojin refused to leave
Li Shimin was thinking about something, he didn't care about Cheng Yaojin, he and Xu Shiji went back to Chang'an City.

Li Shimin and Xu Shiji rode out of Sujiazhuang, Cheng Yaojin poked his head to confirm that they had indeed left, and then came back in peace.

"My son-in-law."

Cheng Yaojin came over and shouted with a smile.

The name has been changed, and it is either rape or robbery.

He usually called him boy, and when he asked Su Yu to call him son-in-law, Su Yu had already figured it out.

"Cheng Mangfu, do you want to get involved in the tobacco business?"

How could Su Yu not know Cheng Yaojin's careful thoughts.

Cheng Yaojin laughed and said: "I knew I couldn't hide it from you, the son-in-law is smart."

Su Yu said contemptuously: "Forget about rainbow farts, this business is for Lao Li to do, and you have to compete with Lao Li for business, think about how miserable you will end up."

Li Shimin didn't dare to do anything to Su Yu, but he was merciless towards Cheng Yaojin.

Speaking of this, Cheng Yaojin shuddered.

"I don't know how to invest in stocks, so I just invest in a dark stock."

Cheng Yaojin smiled flatteringly.

"Okay, you invest [-]%, and you get [-]% of the profit."

Su Yu smiled slightly.

Cheng Yaojin said smugly, "You are so dark in what you do."

Su Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "Then you can discuss it with Lao Li and see what kind of discount he offers you."

Cheng Yaojin thought about it, except for Su Yu, there is no other place to buy shares.

Although it is obvious that he is at a disadvantage, there is no way around it.

"Well, I'm unlucky."

Cheng Yaojin agreed, and counted the money with his fingers.

Su Yu pinched her nose and said, "Don't forget it, let your son Cheng Chu do it silently, he is smarter than you."

Cheng Yaojin put on the shoes, he didn't have enough fingers, so his toes came together.

As soon as the shoes are taken off, the whole yard stinks.

"It makes sense, that bastard follows me."

Cheng Yaojin said happily.

When you put on your shoes, don't forget to smell your fingers.

Su Yu said disgustedly: "Old Li is gone, if you don't go, Shenghua Temple has a lot of fun to watch."

Cheng Yaojin asked: "Shenghua Temple? That monk is going to Shenghua Temple?"

Su Yu waved his hand, signaling Cheng Yaojin to leave quickly.

Cheng Yaojin smiled and got on the horse, and went to Shenghua Temple.

When Chang Le and Xiao Sizi came out of the room, they could smell a foul smell.

"Husband, what stinks so much?"

"Did Cheng Mangfu fart?"

The two yelled that it stinks.

Su Yu waved his hand and said, "This guy has taken off his shoes, hurry up and sprinkle some toilet water, it stinks to death."

Princess Wu Ji immediately came out and sprayed toilet water to dispel the smell of feet.

Li Shimin and Xu Shiji rode back to Chang'an City all the way.

Li Shimin did not enter the palace, but went all the way to Shenghua Temple.

When they reached the door, Xu Shiji shouted: "The emperor is here."

The monk at the door clasped his hands together and spread them apart.

Li Shimin and Xu Shiji entered the inner courtyard of Shenghua Temple.