Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Li Shimin arrived at the door and yelled.

It was already dusk in the afternoon, the cicadas were making noise on the tree, Su Yu was lying on a special rocking chair, Xue Ji was pinching her legs, and two maids were shaking fans, looking like a happy king.

Although it is autumn, it is still hot.

Qiuhu's prestige is still there.

Hearing Li Shimin's voice, Xue Ji came out and said with a smile: "The shopkeeper Li is here, the young master is sleeping."

Sleepy in spring, tired in autumn and nap in summer, Su Yu can fall asleep all year round.

"Ah? Sleep? Go to bed at this time, won't you sleep at night?"

Li Shimin was surprised.

When he first came to Sujiazhuang, he found that everyone in the village was taking a nap, which he felt was a luxury.

You know, the people of Datang did not take a nap.

When you wake up in the morning, you will start farming until it gets dark.

Li Shimin, too, sleeps all night long, and takes a nap to beware of Wei Zheng saying that he is lazy in politics.

"Sleep, how can you not sleep at night."

"Young master can fall asleep anytime, anywhere."

Xue Ji smiled and said, it seems to be a normal thing.

Li Shimin was speechless.

"I really need him urgently."

Li Shimin walked in, and Xue Ji didn't stop him, they were all brothers who worshiped him.

After entering, Li Shimin waved his hand, and the maid stepped back.

"Hey, give me the fan."

Li Shimin took the maid's fan and fanned Su Yu himself.

"My dear brother, don't sleep, wake up!"

Li Shimin laughed.

This sentence was taught by Su Yu.

During the time he lived in Sujiazhuang, Li Shimin made up his mind to catch up on sleep. When he got up late in the morning, Su Yu would shout: "Old Li, sleep on the wool, wake up!"
Hearing the voice, Su Yu slowly opened his eyes.

"Huh? Old Li, why are you here?"

Su Yu stretched, turned over and continued to sleep.

Li Shimin chuckled and said, "Please ask for something."

After a while, Su Yu came over slowly, and Xue Ji brought a bowl of iced white fungus and lotus seed soup.

Su Yu took it and said, "Give Lao Li a bowl too."

Xue Ji brought it over immediately, Li Shimin took it, and said with a smile, "Miss Xue Ji."

If Xue Ji knew that shopkeeper Li was the current emperor, she would probably lose her teeth in shock.

The king of a country is so polite to a slave.

After a bowl of iced soup, Li Shimin's fatigue on the road disappeared.

"My dear brother, the food here is delicious."

Li Shimin put down the bowl.

"What's the urgency?"

Su Yu asked.

Li Shimin laughed and said: "Brother has a chance to make a fortune, come and talk to my virtuous brother."

Su Yu looked at Li Shimin, laughed and said, "Old Li, how much money will I get if Su Yu likes me?"

One sentence choked Li Shimin.

That's right, Su Yu won't blink without a few hundred thousand guns.

"It's actually like this. An envoy from Tubo sent a jade ball to Li Erjin."

"This jade ball is really miraculous. It has two holes, but the middle has nine bends and eighteen bends."

"The messenger said that as long as Li Er can pass a thread through, the jade ball will be given away for free."

"Now all the skilled craftsmen in Chang'an City have tried, but they are at a loss."

"Li Er decreed that whoever can pass the thread through will be rewarded."

Li Shimin said vividly.

When going out, Li Shimin brought the jade ball.

But when I got to the door, I felt that something was wrong.

The jade ball was a gift from the Tubo envoy to Li Shimin, how could it be possible for him to be brought out by a grain merchant.

So he dared not take it out.

With Su Yu's cleverness, he can see through the loopholes at a glance.

Su Yu said, "Why is this story so familiar? It happened in the Tang Dynasty."

The story is so familiar?

Li Shimin was shocked.

It's impossible to predict this matter, right?

"This matter is actually very simple."

Su Yu yawned and spoke slowly.

"Use a piece of thread, tie it to the ant's leg, and drip honey on the other end."

"The ant likes sugar the most. It will crawl over it and the thread will go through it."

"That hole should be just big enough for those big black ants to get through."

Great idea.

Li Shimin and the others have entered into a mindset, and the Tubo envoy said that if someone in Datang can pass the thread, it will be considered a win.

So everyone is thinking about who can thread the past.

But forget that animals can be threaded through.

He was taken into a ditch by the Tubo envoys.

As long as someone points out this kind of thing, it will appear very simple.

But if you don't pierce that layer of window paper, you can't even think about it.

"My virtuous brother, a single word awakens the dreamer."

Li Shimin patted his thigh and praised.

"It's a theoretical approach, it just doesn't work."

Su Yu said.

Just when I thought the matter was settled, I was poured cold water on it again.

"Why doesn't it work?"

Li Shimin asked.

"Because the thread is too thick, if the ant makes a mistake, the thread will be blocked when it is turned back again, and the ant will die inside."

Su Yu said.

That's right, the hole is about the size of the ant's body, and no one can guarantee that the ant can find the right way at one time.

If you make a mistake once, there is no turning back.

"Is there no way?"

Li Shimin was disappointed.

Is he going to be stumped by a small jade ball from the Tubo envoy?
"What reward did that fellow Li Er give?"

Su Yu asked.

"He He.."

Li Shimin was thinking that if he told Su Yu that he would give money, he would definitely not be interested; but if he said that he was an official, he would not be interested either.

This kind of people who don't want money or officials are the most difficult to deal with.

I really can't do anything about him.

"Brother, you are wrong. What kind of reward makes you play sloppy with my brother?"

Su Yu was slightly displeased.

Li Shimin was taken aback, Su Yu was upset, what should I do?
"Of course my virtuous brother doesn't like it, but brother, I want to help Li Er solve this problem, and then take the opportunity to get a name as a military ration franchise."

"You know, military rations are a big deal."

Su Yu smiled and said: "I thought it was a good thing, this is it."

"It's actually simple, you just need to have a thread that's thinner than a hair, but unbroken."

Li Shimin patted his thigh again: "That's right."

Su Yu laughed and said, "I happen to have it here."

Li Shimin was pleasantly surprised, and said with a shy smile, "Give me one, brother? Just one."

Su Yu asked Xue Ji to go to the room and get one out.

The thread is so thin that even with a bad eye you can't see it clearly.

"Brother, will this not be broken?"

Li Shimin felt that he would die if he breathed out.

"Don't mess around, this silk thread is too thin and very sharp, if you are not careful, you can cut your neck off."

Su Yu said.

Li Shimin was shocked.

Indeed, if it were thin and tough, it would be like a blade.

"There are many good things in Zhuangzi, my brother."

"Brother, it's urgent, so I won't bother you any more."

Li Shimin was as happy as picking up money.

"Aren't you going to eat today?"

Su Yu asked.

"I'm embarrassed to eat too much, if you can, pack some for me."

Li Shimin laughed.

Su Yu turned around: "You can go."

Xue Ji giggled and said, "Shopkeeper Li, you are going too far."

Satisfied, Li Shimin went out with his things.

Shangguan Yun was chatting with Lao Chen, and the two were chatting and laughing.

Li Shimin smiled slightly: "Shangguanyun, let's go back to Chang'an."