Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

The sun sank below the horizon and the moon hung high in the sky.

The cold moonlight fell on the mountains and rivers, and the feet were covered with silver.

Su Yu came out wearing a coat and lay down on a chair.

This chair is exclusive to Su Yu.

Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin were secretly eating instant noodles.

Although instant noodles are very expensive in their eyes, one portion is less than one portion, but they could not resist the temptation, and they still soaked a bucket of noodles after all.

Suosuo and the two of them quickly finished the instant noodles and finished the soup with their heads up.

Li Shimin touched his stomach and said happily: "My dear brother, I discovered a new way to eat it. I put beef jerky into instant noodles and eat it together. It has a unique flavor."

The portion of a bucket of instant noodles is too small, and Li Shimin feels that it is not enough to eat, so he puts beef jerky in it.

After eating, I feel that the taste is surprisingly good.

Cheng Yaojin nodded and said: "Indeed, the emperor is the emperor, and he came up with a good idea."

Cheng Yaojin learned from Li Shimin that there is half a bucket of beef jerky in this bucket of instant noodles, which is very enjoyable to eat.

Su Yu shook his head and smiled, "You two, beef jerky is more valuable and more nutritious than instant noodles."

"I don't eat good beef, I have to eat instant noodles, what kind of taste."

If it is reversed to the modern society, Li Shimin and the others will be laughed to death.

This is a real way of buying things in exchange for pearls, not good things, but some bad ones.

Li Shimin waved his hands and said, "That's wrong. Instant noodles are the most delicious pasta I've ever eaten."

"It's a pity, it's a pity, if there is a flax cake at this time, and then there is a soup with instant noodles, it is a perfect match."

Cheng Yaojin nodded and said, "I'll try it when I get back."

An emperor, a prince and a minister, that's all he can do.

Su Yu lay on the chair, looked at the moon in the sky, and slowly took out a small box from the pocket of the army coat.

Open it, pull out a cigarette, and hold it in your mouth.

Then take out a lighter.

click!

A small flame ignited, and Su Yu lit a cigarette.

Inhale in one gulp, then exhale slowly.
call.
Smoky and mysterious.

Su Yu has not smoked for a long time, because smoking is harmful to health.

But in this situation, if you don't smoke, I'm sorry for the beautiful scenery.

Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin smelled the smoke and coughed twice.

They have never smoked, so naturally they don't feel good.

After Li Shimin coughed, he actually felt the smell of smoke was very fragrant.

"Brother, what are you?"

"Is it some kind of elixir?"

Li Shimin asked.

Li Shimin himself felt a little stupid when he said the word elixir.

Don't be fooled by Su Yu again, bragging about being a god or something like that.

He will not kneel down to Su Yu again.

Su Yu took another breath, then raised her head and spat out a circle.

The white circle is suspended in the air, like a goldfish spitting bubbles.

Li Shimin felt that Su Yu looked so handsome.

Moreover, there is a very mysterious feeling.

"Brother, what the hell are you doing?"

Li Shimin asked anxiously.

Su Yu held the cigarette between two fingers, and sprayed it on Li Shimin's face.

"Huazi!"

Su Yu said slowly.

Cheng Yaojin smelled it twice more, and he also felt that it tasted good.

"Su Yu, give me one for Old Cheng?"

Cheng Yaojin said with a smile.

Su Yu refused and said, "Smoking is harmful to your health, so don't smoke."

As a good young man with very upright views, how can he pass cigarettes to others?

Li Shimin clicked his tongue and said, "My dear brother, this is your fault."

"We're all adults now, not children, so there's nothing wrong with that."

"Besides, you can, why can't we."

"Give me a root Huazi."

Su Yu took a puff of the cigarette, blowing out white smoke from his mouth and nose.

Li Shimin was very moved, he looked like a fairy.

"Hurry up, I want to cultivate immortality."

Li Shimin said.

Su Yu had no choice but to take out a Hua Zi and gave it to Li Shimin.

Seeing that Li Shimin had it, Cheng Yaojin begged anxiously, "My son-in-law, give me one."

Su Yu gave Cheng Yaojin another one.

Handing the lighter to Li Shimin, Su Yu would definitely not be able to light a cigarette for Li Shimin.

After receiving the lighter, Li Shimin followed Su Yu's example and pressed it with his thumb.

click!

A flame came out of the lighter.

Roar.
Li Shimin was startled, and the lighter almost fell off.

"Old Li, you are really as cowardly as a mouse."

Su Yu laughed.

Unconvinced, Li Shimin held a cigarette in his mouth and pressed the lighter again.

Then use the flame to burn the smoke.

Burned, and then dangling.

Cheng Yaojin took the lighter and lit the cigarette too.

"No, dear brother, why are there no cigarettes?"

Li Shimin held it in his mouth, but no smoke entered his mouth.

Su Yu smiled and said, "Take a breath."

Li Shimin took a puff of cigarette
"cough cough"

Li Shimin coughed violently.

This happens when you smoke for the first time, and you are not used to the smoke entering your lungs.

"Tell you not to learn from me."

Su Yu said with contempt.

Cheng Yaojin also took a sip, and also coughed violently.

Li Shimin held the cigarette between two fingers, and thought to himself: No, what this kid smokes must be good.

If it doesn't work the first time, then the second time.

So, Li Shimin took a second sip.

Of course, he took the second sip more cautiously.

Slowly inhale into the mouth, then into the lungs, this time much better.

Li Shimin imitated Su Yu's way of swallowing clouds and spitting out fog, and felt that he had become an immortal.

People are above the clouds, with smoke from their mouths and noses.

"The gods are nothing more than that."

Li Shimin said happily.

Cheng Yaojin blew smoke into the air and said, "My old Cheng has also become a fairy."

The two monarchs and ministers smoked Huazi and dreamed of becoming immortals, which looked very funny.

"Anyone who has been to kindergarten also knows that smoking is not good, and thinks that he has become a fairy."

Su Yu said with contempt.

Su Yu threw Hua Zi on the table and went back to the room to sleep.

Yizhou City.

Du Xingmin and Li Mufeng looked at the map and discussed in the governor's office.

All topographic maps of the Six Edicts have been drawn.

Li Mufeng sent unscrupulous people to sneak into Liuzhao, and Du Xingmin also bought Liuzhao's businessmen to find out the terrain and villages and towns of Liuzhao.

"It took a lot of work."

Du Xingmin said.

Li Mufeng said: "Liuzhao's contacts with our Tang Dynasty are mostly business trips, and these people are also very wary of us."

"It is already considered fast to be able to complete the drawing at these times."

Du Xingmin spent a lot of money to buy Liuzhao's business travellers. Some of these people don't want money, they only need salt, iron and medicinal materials.

Du Xingmin nodded and said: "The place where Liuzhao is located has too many mountains and rivers, and there are also many poisonous insects. Even with a topographic map, I'm afraid it will be difficult."

Du Xingmin is from Guanzhong and has never been to Yizhou.

After drawing the topographic map this time, Du Xingmin was very worried.

With such terrain, he felt that it was almost impossible to fight.

The legion combat in the Central Plains is not good at all.

Li Mufeng smiled and said: "Don't worry, the governor, the news is not that the young master will come."

"With him in charge, the days of Liuzhao are over."

The news arrived a long time ago, but Su Yu hasn't seen anyone for a long time.

Just as he was talking, the soldiers outside the gate flew horses to report that Li Jing had arrived outside Yizhou City with the Shenji Battalion.

Du Xingmin was overjoyed that Li Jing had arrived, which meant that Su Yu and the others were coming soon.