Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

What Cheng Yaojin said was so amusing, Su Yu couldn't hold back, and sprayed Li Shimin's face with a mouthful of water.

Water drops flowed down Li Shimin's beard
"Old Li, it's none of my business, Mr. Cheng Mang is too funny."

Su Yu laughed.

The queen immediately took out a handkerchief and wiped Li Shimin's face clean.

Li Shimin scolded angrily: "Cheng Mangfu, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Shimin aggrievedly.

Su Yu sprayed Li Shimin with water, why was he scolded?
Obviously it was Su Yu's fault.
The other ministers bowed their heads and dared not speak.

At this time, whoever speaks is unlucky.

Su Yu put down the water and said with a smile, "Old Li, go to sleep, I'll tell them."

The queen and Changle helped Li Shimin go to the room to rest.

When Li Shimin left, Cheng Yaojin yelled that he was wronged.

"Boy, you sprayed the emperor's face with water, why did I, Old Cheng, get scolded?"

Cheng Yaojin said indignantly.

Su Yu said with a smile: "Cheng Mangfu, you can also spray Lao Li with water, and then let me be scolded. In this way, we are both clean."

Cheng Yaojin was speechless when he said this.

Except for Su Yu who dared to be so arrogant, who dared to spray water on Li Shimin's face, he and the nine clans were tired of living.

Cheng Yaojin was very helpless by Su Yu.

"My old Cheng is stupid, I can't tell you."

"I came to see you today."

"Yesterday in the Tai Chi Hall, the emperor took a picture of me with that camera, and then dreamed of being seduced by a little ghost at night."

"You find a way to release our souls."

"Look, we brought all the photos."

Cheng Yaojin took out his own photo, and Fang Xuanling and the others all took out their photos.

Seeing the appearance of these people, Su Yu thought it was funny.

Just took a photo, and actually said that the soul was sucked away.

"You said that Lao Li took a picture of you in the Tai Chi Hall yesterday?"

Su Yu smiled slightly.

Cheng Yaojin nodded and said: "Yes, it was yesterday, it's not too late, hurry up and summon the soul of my old Cheng."

"I dreamed last night that I was sucked into a Palace of Hades."

"I thought about it carefully today, and it seems that the Temple of the King of Hades is the camera."

"You take out that camera, and say a spell, and then our souls come out."

Cheng Yaojin spoke clearly and logically.

The other ministers echoed: "Yes, I beg my son-in-law to release our souls."

Su Yu's complexion changed suddenly, and he said, "Okay, that fellow Li really stole my camera, it's unreasonable."

"I took a photo with a camera for 100 million yuan, you all took it, give me the money!"

Su Yu reached out and asked everyone for money.

These people are completely confused.

Originally begging Su Yu to summon his soul to save his life, but was asked for the cost of taking pictures.

"Su Yu, it's not that we want to take pictures, but the emperor forced us to take pictures."

"We had no choice but to take pictures. If you want money, you should go with the emperor."

When it came to money, Cheng Yaojin immediately changed his face.

Fang Xuanling and his gang also said: "That's true, we didn't want to take pictures, but the emperor forced them to take pictures."

Yesterday it was obvious that they were scrambling to take pictures, but today they said that they were forced to do so.

Li Shimin is not here, Su Yu knew they would deny it.

"Oh, that's how it is. I blamed you all."

Su Yu smiled slightly.

Seeing that Su Yu no longer asked for money, the ministers were relieved.

"My son-in-law, please release our souls."

Fang Xuanling begged.

Su Yu laughed and said, "Old Fang, the photos Lao Li took for you are naturally looking for him."

Fang Xuanling was stunned.

It turned out that Su Yu didn't ask them for money anymore, and he didn't plan to help them summon their souls.

"But the camera is yours. Only you can release our souls."

Du Ruhui was in a hurry.

If Su Yu refuses to help, his soul will be taken away by the little ghost.

Su Yu smiled slightly and said, "Old Du, you don't want to give money, but you also want me to help you. How can there be such a bargain in the world?"

"Old Li is sleeping in the room, you can figure it out yourself."

Su Yu pointed to the room where Li Shimin slept.

Just in time, the Queen and Princess Changle came out of the room.

"what happened?"

The queen asked Su Yu.

Cheng Yaojin wanted to say something, but he was afraid that he would not understand what he said, so he pulled Fang Xuanling up.

"Old Fang, you said, life is at stake."

Cheng Yaojin said.

It seems that Cheng Yaojin was really in a hurry, and he knew how to use idioms.

Fang Xuanling stepped forward to explain the whole story to the queen.

"Empress, please save us."

Fang Xuanling begged.

The queen is the mother-in-law, so Su Yu should show some face when she speaks up.

The queen asked strangely: "Son-in-law, will taking pictures really take away the soul?"

"We also took pictures, didn't the soul also be hooked away?"

Strictly speaking, the queen is a photoshoot.

Hearing their nonsense, the queen herself became anxious.

Chang Le asked: "Husband, I've never heard you talk about this, are you really going to ecstasy?"

Everyone waited for Su Yu to speak.

Su Yu smiled slightly and said: "You don't have to worry, the mother-in-law is the daughter of destiny, and Changle also has destiny."

"You won't be hooked away with your soul."

Fang Xuanling and the others were taken aback when they heard that Su Yu's words were exactly the same as Cheng Yaojin's.

He suddenly felt that Cheng Yaojin's IQ was off the charts.

Little did he know that Su Yu was just talking nonsense, and Cheng Yaojin was completely nonsense.

"Oh, so it is."

The queen was relieved.

"Your Majesty, you are the daughter of destiny, but we are not. We may be seduced by little ghosts like Duke Lu at any time."

Fang Xuanling was about to cry.

The queen said in embarrassment: "It stands to reason that the emperor took pictures of you, so you really should tell the emperor first."

"But the emperor has a toothache, he didn't sleep all night last night, and he just fell asleep."

"If you go to make a noise, I'm afraid the emperor will be angry. This is not a good thing to worry about."

All the ministers knew it well.

Being seduced by the little ghost is about to die, and Li Shimin's anger is also a dead end.

There are dead ends before and after, and they feel very hopeless.

"My son-in-law, please help me."

Fang Xuanling believed Cheng Yaojin's words the most, knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

One starts and the others follow.

More than a dozen ministers kowtowed and begged.

A group of people outside the door watched the excitement.

"What's going on? Why do these high officials kneel down to the young master?"

"I don't know, maybe I just want to kneel."

"What's wrong, our son is much better than the emperor."

"That is, they can kneel down to Lao Li, why can't they kneel down to Young Master."

The people in Zhuangzi are like watching a monkey show.

Seeing their pity, the queen said, "Son-in-law, the camera is in the carriage, and the emperor brought it back for you."

"Why don't you think of a way for them?"

The queen is kind, and kneeling like this is not an option.

Although Su Yu is actually better than Li Shimin, but the name is wrong after all.

Su Yu, a son-in-law, shouldn't be worshiped by them.

You must know that these ministers are extremely human ministers, except for the emperor and empress, no one can be worshiped by them.

Su Yu smiled and said, "My lord, Lao Li hasn't settled the debt for stealing my camera yet."