Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Li Shimin returned to the backyard and carefully put the camera in the cabinet, for fear of damaging Su Yu's things.

The queen came in from the outside and saw Li Shimin put away the camera.

"Your Majesty, if Su Yu finds out that her camera has been stolen, what will happen to Su Yu?"

The queen laughed.

Li Shimin trembled slightly, and boldly said: "Huh, what else can I do, a son-in-law dares to beat the old man."

His mouth was very stiff, and his heart panicked.

The camera suddenly couldn't shoot just now, and Li Shimin was not sure why.

Is it out of ink, or is it broken.

Li Shimin didn't know what to do.

If the camera really messed up, then Su Yu flew into a rage.
It's scary to think about it.

The queen knew Li Shimin's true thoughts in her heart, so she stopped talking about this topic.

"The emperor took the camera to court today, is he taking pictures of the ministers?"

the queen asked.

Li Shimin said proudly: "That's right, I took pictures of them, do you know what their expressions are?"

"They all say that there is a painting fairy living in it."

Li Shimin smiled happily and was very proud.

The queen laughed and said, "Don't they worship the emperor very much?"

Li Shimin said with a smile: "That is, these people have never seen a camera."

The queen smiled in her heart: the appearance of the ministers is not the same as the appearance of the emperor in Sujiazhuang.

Eunuch Gao came in and said, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it's time to eat."

It's noon, it's time for lunch.

He could have left the court early, but Li Shimin insisted on playing with his camera until noon.

"I happen to be hungry."

Li Shimin said.

I took photos all morning, so it’s no wonder I’m not hungry.

"Then let's eat first."

The queen laughed.

Eunuch Gao immediately ordered the imperial dining room to serve.

Li Shimin and the queen sat down, and the food was served.

The head chef of the imperial dining room went to Sujiazhuang to learn how to cook from Chef Zhang.

Li Shimin likes the food at Su Yu's place, and the taste of the food in the palace is exactly the same as that in Su's village.

Li Shimin picked up his chopsticks and picked up a piece of chicken.

This is a pot of stewed chicken with potatoes, which Li Shimin likes very much.

After taking a few bites, Li Shimin suddenly stopped his chopsticks.

hiss.
Li Shimin covered his face, feeling the pain.

The queen asked: "What's wrong with the emperor?"

Li Shimin said, "Toothache."

The queen put down her chopsticks and said worriedly, "Your Majesty, let the imperial physician take a look."

When he had a toothache, he couldn't eat at all, Li Shimin was helpless.

"Eunuch Gao, go and send the imperial physician over."

said the Queen.

Eunuch Gao immediately went to the imperial hospital to teach the imperial physician.

After a while, the imperial physician entered the bedroom.

At this time Li Shimin had already returned to the bedroom from the dining room.

"Wei Chen pays respects to the emperor."

The imperial physician paid homage.

Li Shimin covered his face, didn't want to speak, just waved.

The queen said: "Physician Xu, Your Majesty has a toothache, what can you do?"

Doctor Xu said: "Rong Weichen will take a look first."

The queen said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, please show it to the imperial physician first."

Li Shimin nodded and opened his mouth.

Imperial Physician Xu looked at it carefully, and said: "The emperor has tooth decay, you can make powder from Coptis chinensis, Scutellaria baicalensis, Gardenia japonica, etc., and apply it on your face."

In ancient times, there was no dentist's equipment, and surgical treatment was impossible.

The ancients believed that tooth decay is caused by the spleen and stomach getting angry, and then the moths breed.

So the way to use it is to reduce gunpowder and apply it externally.

As for tooth decay, you can only wait for it to fall out, and there is no better way.

"go quickly."

said the Queen.

Doctor Xu immediately went back to dispense the medicine.

After a while, the medicine powder arrived. Doctor Xu took gauze and wrapped it around Li Shimin's face, and applied it on his face.

"Your Majesty, when the teeth are decayed, the anger is very high. Please calm down and don't get angry."

Doctor Xu instructed.

Li Shimin nodded, and Imperial Physician Xu withdrew from the bedroom.

"Your Majesty, does it still hurt?"

the queen asked.

Li Shimin was in so much pain that he didn't want to talk, and he lay on the bed and couldn't sleep.

Not to mention that Li Shimin couldn't sleep because of tooth decay.

Cheng Yaojin came out of the palace with two paintings and went back to his house.

As soon as he entered the door, Cheng Yaojin said with a smile: "I went to court today and got two portraits."

His wife came out and saw Cheng Yaojin holding a scroll of paintings in his hand.

"How can I get a portrait in the upper court?"

Madame asked puzzledly.

Naturally, the court was talking about military and state affairs, how did it become a portrait?
Cheng Yaojin laughed and said: "Madam doesn't know something, but Yan Liben drew a picture for me in court today."

"Then, the emperor drew another picture for me."

Cheng Yaojin looked very proud.

Madam heard even more strange.

"Yan Liben is good at painting, I know that."

"But the emperor never knew how to paint, so why did he draw one for you?"

the lady asked.

I have never heard of Li Shimin painting.

Cheng Yaojin laughed and said: "My Madam doesn't know something, the emperor has got a good thing, it only needs to be clicked, and the painting is finished, a breath of time."

The lady was fascinated by what she heard, but she didn't believe it.

She knew that Cheng Yaojin was always a big talker, so she thought he was lying again.

"You guy, did you sneak out and drink again, and go home and talk nonsense?"

Madam stepped forward and grabbed Cheng Yaojin by the ear.

"Madam was wronged, the emperor really drew a portrait for me, if you don't believe me, take a look."

Cheng Yaojin showed his wife the photo in his hand.

The moment she saw the photo, Madam was shocked.

This is not a portrait, it is simply.
She was beyond words.

This is too real, it is exactly the same.

Cheng Yaojin rubbed his ears, and said aggrievedly: "Madam, when did my old Cheng lie to you?"

"This is what the emperor drew. Look, how real my old Cheng looks."

"I have never seen such a good portrait."

Madame was fascinated.

"Oh, such a good portrait, if you can draw me one too."

Madam said enviously.

Cheng Yaojin laughed and said: "Madam, not everyone has the emperor's paintings."

Cheng Yaojin was very proud.

The madam was envious at first, but when she heard Cheng Yaojin's snarky words, she suddenly became unhappy.

"Well, Cheng Zhijie, I have a portrait of myself, but I don't want to give it to my mother."

He stepped forward and grabbed Cheng Yaojin's ears again.

"Hey, ma'am let go, I have a solution."

Cheng Yaojin immediately begged for mercy.

Madam heard that there was a solution, she let go and asked, "What can you do?"

Cheng Yaojin covered his ears, and said: "The emperor's thing must be Su Yu, and my old Cheng went to ask Su Yu for it."

Such a good thing must belong to Su Yu.

How could Li Shimin have such a good thing, Cheng Yaojin guessed it right away.

Madame thinks it makes sense.

"Your elm head is also useful sometimes."

said the lady.

"Tomorrow, you go to Sujiazhuang to ask for a son-in-law, and take a portrait like this for me."

Madam said happily.

Cheng Yaojin dare not agree.

At this time, an old servant came over and saw the photo.

The old servant was stunned and said, "Master, what are you?"

Cheng Yaojin said shyly: "This is a portrait, the emperor asked the painter to draw it for me."

I thought the old servant would admire it.

Who knew that the old servant suddenly changed his face and said: "Master, your soul has been sucked away, this portrait is your soul."

It was a good thing, but when the old servant said this, Cheng Yaojin was terrified.