Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

"Okay, the painting is finished."

Li Shimin shook the photo, the perfect shot, feeling very good.

Sure enough, this camera suits me best.

Li Shimin was proud of himself.

Cheng Yaojingang stood up, but Li Shimin actually said that he had finished the painting.

The ministers of the DPRK and China thought Li Shimin was joking.

"The emperor is teasing the reckless man."

"I think so too, where is it so fast."

"Cheng Mangfu is usually too arrogant, the emperor made fun of him in public this time."

Everyone was waiting to see Cheng Yaojin's joke.

Cheng Yaojin heard it, and thought to himself: Is it true that the emperor is entertaining me?

Li Shimin shook the photo in his hand, and said with a smile, "Lu Guogong, come and see the portrait I drew for you."

Cheng Yaojin stepped forward to pick it up, his eyes were as big as a copper bell.

In this way, he was obviously stunned.

Everyone waited to see the joke, and they all joined together.

Then others were also stunned.

"This, this, this. God."

Cheng Yaojin shouted in surprise.

Cheng Yaojin in the photo is exactly like himself, and even Qin Qiong behind him is in the picture.

"My lord, how did you do it?"

The moment Yan Liben saw the photo, his whole worldview collapsed.

It is unbelievable that a person can be drawn so perfectly within one breath.

In the color photos, even Cheng Yaojin's beard and the potholes on his face are very clear.

This is beyond human power.

"When did the emperor learn fairy art?"

Li Xiaogong exclaimed.

When he said this, everyone thought that Li Shimin had learned the art of immortality.

"Your majesty, is the son-in-law really a fairy?"

Yuchi Gong asked.

Needless to say, Su Yu must have taught Li Shimin to be so powerful.

Li Shimin shook his camera triumphantly, and said, "No, no, no, there is no such thing as fairy art, and one must be scientific."

"This is called a camera, and it can draw a person in a moment, and it is detailed."

The ministers looked at the camera in Li Shimin's hand, feeling incredible.

Such a small thing can actually draw a portrait of a person in an instant.

The most amazing thing is that this portrait is exactly the same as the real person.

"Your Majesty, what kind of chicken is this, so powerful?"

Cheng Yaojin asked.

All the ministers gathered around, wanting to see something strange.

Li Shimin hung the camera around his neck, imitating Xue Ji's appearance.

"This is more than amazing."

Li Shimin took out the photos taken by Su Yu yesterday.

"Look at my portrait from yesterday."

Fang Xuanling accepted the photo respectfully. Seeing the photo of Li Shimin riding a war horse, holding a bow and arrow, and looking at the front, he is so handsome and outrageous.

"The emperor is really wise and mighty."

"This portrait is amazing, it's so heroic."

"It's amazing, it's amazing."

"Long live the emperor, long live."

The ministers of course meant to flatter and flatter.

But it's also true.

The composition of Su Yu's photos is very good, showing Li Shimin's imperial temperament.

Li Shimin accepted the photo, smiled slightly and said, "Who else wants to take a photo, please stand in line."

Li Shimin was showing off, and he was extremely proud.

"Your Majesty, draw a picture for this humble minister."

Fang Xuanling was the first to stand up.

Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng quickly followed.

Li Xiaogong, Yu Chigong, and Chai Shao lined up.

"Okay, stand in line, and I'll take a picture for you with the dragon chair as the background."

Li Shimin took the camera and acted as a photographer.

The ministers went up one by one to take pictures.

The first Fang Xuanling, after taking the photo, took the photo and said happily: "I want this painting as a family heirloom."

People are envious.

The next one is Du Ruhui, and then Li Jing.
"Next, Duke E."

Eunuch Gao shouted.

Finally it was Yuchi Gong's turn to take pictures, he was very excited.

Going forward, tidying up the court clothes, Yu Chigong waited for Li Shimin to take pictures.

Click!

Li Shimin pressed the shutter. After waiting for a long time, no photos came out.

Li Shimin felt strange, why didn't the photos come out this time?
Yu Chigong waited, but he didn't get the photo for a long time.

"Your Majesty, where's the portrait of the humble minister?"

Yuchi Gong asked.

Li Shimin also found it strange that other people would be able to post photos when they pressed the shutter, so why couldn't Yu Chigong?
Li Shimin fiddled with it for a long time, not knowing what was going on.

"Strange, why didn't the portrait come out?"

Li Shimin said to himself.

Yu Chigong felt that something was wrong.

Cheng Yaojin took the opportunity to make a fuss and said, "Because Yuchi Laohei is too ugly, the painters inside won't paint for him."

Yu Chigong was dark and his beard was blown off, it was indeed not very good-looking.

"Cheng Mangfu, you are a sweet potato and I am a potato. Don't think anyone is ugly."

Yuchi Gong was furious.

His looks are often mocked, but that's behind the scenes.

Today Cheng Yaojin actually said that Yuchi was ugly in front of the court, which is tolerable or unbearable.

Qin Qiong hurriedly stopped in the middle and persuaded them to make peace.

Yuchi has a violent temper, the two of them can really fight.

Eunuch Gao persuaded: "My lords, put out the fire, and there must be no noise in the hall."

Yu Chigong was very dissatisfied, and glared at Cheng Yaojin angrily.

Qin Qiong stopped Cheng Yaojin behind him, so that they would not do anything in case.

Li Shimin scratched his head, wondering why the camera was useless.

Could it be broken?

Li Shimin was terrified.

In case something really went wrong and Su Yu asked him to settle the score, then
Li Shimin shivered unconsciously.

Yan Liben said from the side: "Your Majesty, it may be that the painters inside have no paper and ink."

Although he doesn't understand cameras, the reason should be the same.

Just like his painting, Yan Liben would not be able to paint without ink and paper.

Li Shimin thought about it and felt that it made sense.

"Yes, that should be the case."

Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as it's not broken.

I ran out of paper and ink, so I will ask Su Yu for it in a few days.

"Duke E, that's it for today, I'll draw for you next time."

Li Shimin put away the camera.

Yuchi Gong was a little disappointed.

Everyone took pictures, and he was the only one left.

"Let's retreat."

Li Shimin took the camera back to the backyard.

The minister who got the photo was overjoyed, and the others were envious.

Cheng Yaojin deliberately sneered, took the photo and Yan Liben's portrait and said with a smile: "It's really comfortable to go to court today, and I got two paintings at once."

"Master Yan, my old Cheng thank you."

Cheng Yaojin patted Yan Liben on the shoulder.

puff.
Yan Liben almost wanted to vomit blood when being photographed by Cheng Yaojin.

This guy is too heavy on the hands.

"You're welcome, you're welcome."

Yan Liben hurried away.

"Some people are different and don't have one."

Cheng Yaojin laughed and mocked Yu Chigong.

Yu Chigong was disappointed that he didn't get the photo.

Cheng Yaojin said again, Yuchi Gong was so angry.

"Cheng Mangfu, I will compete with you today."

Yuchi Gong rolled up his sleeves and wanted to beat Cheng Yaojin.

Li Jing hurriedly pulled Yu Chigong back, and persuaded: "Duke E, don't do anything in the court."

Then he turned his head and said to Qin Qiong: "Duke Yi, take Lu Guogong out, I'm afraid that the world will not be chaotic."

Qin Qiong hurriedly dragged Cheng Yaojin out of the palace.