Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert
Chapter 685 Take a photo, why don't you kneel down soon?
Seeing Li Shimin and others coming in, Su Yu smiled and said, "Come here, let's take a family portrait."
Li Shimin was worried that Su Yu was cheating, so he said to the queen, "Guanyin servant girl, go and see what's going on first."
This is for the queen to explore the way.
The queen smiled and said: "The concubine will go."
The Queen and Princess Changle walked over first.
I saw something the size of a brocade box in Su Yu's hand, and a rope hanging around Su Yu's neck.
"Husband, what are you?"
Princess Changle asked.
She remembered that Su Yu didn't have this thing.
Su Yu smiled and said, "This is called a camera."
Su Yu fiddled with it.
Waking up in the morning with nothing to do, Su Yu flipped through the system space and saw an instant camera.
Just took it out to take a picture.
"What's a camera?"
the queen asked.
There were no cameras in ancient times, so the queen naturally never saw it.
Su Yu smiled and said, "Look, I just need to press this button, and then your photo will come out, which is more realistic than Yan Liben's painting."
The queen looked at the small box and asked, "How can a picture be produced by clicking this?"
"Could it be that there is a painting fairy living in it?"
Not far away, Li Shimin heard the queen say that the painting fairy lived in it, and instantly smelled a familiar smell.
Li Shimin smiled secretly: familiar formula, familiar routine.
But this time, Li Shimin will never be fooled again.
"Guanyin maidservant, don't pay attention to him, this kid has no good intentions."
Li Shimin walked over and mocked.
The last time I took out a tablet and saw the video inside, Li Shimin thought that there were fairies living in the tablet.
Although I don't know why the tablet is like this now, Li Shimin already knows that there are no fairies there.
Now that the queen said that there was a painting fairy living in this box, Li Shimin felt that Su Yu was going to start fooling around again.
Su Yu said contemptuously: "Lao Li, you will beg me to take a picture later."
The law of true fragrance is the truth of the universe, and Li Shimin is absolutely invincible.
"Hmph, the first time you are fooled is ignorance, the second time you are fooled is stupidity, I will never fall into the pit for the second time."
Li Shimin must be sure and sure.
Su Yu ignored Li Shimin, and said to the queen: "My lord mother-in-law, please sit down, and I will take a picture of you now."
The queen thought it was fun, so she sat on the chair and straightened herself.
"Son-in-law, I won't last long, you have to hurry up."
the Queen urged.
When ancient painters painted, people had to sit still and maintain a certain movement.
In this way, it takes at least a quarter of an hour and at most a few hours, which is very time-consuming.
I will also feel very uncomfortable, not to mention anything else, the buttocks will always hurt after sitting for a long time.
Su Yu smiled and said, "Mother-in-law, don't worry, it won't be long."
The queen straightened her clothes and smiled slightly.
At this moment, Su Yu raised the camera, clicked, and a photo came out.
Su Yu picked up the photo and said with a smile, "Okay."
The queen was surprised and said: "Ah? I haven't prepared it yet, so you just finished it?"
She couldn't believe that she could paint so fast. Su Yu couldn't be teasing her, could she?
Li Shimin sneered at the side: "Guanyin maidservant, I told you that he was teasing on purpose, you still don't believe me."
"Who in the world can paint so fast, could it be that there are real painters in it?"
"If there is really a painting fairy in it, I will kneel down for you today."
The queen heard Li Shimin said to kneel again, and quickly persuaded: "Your Majesty, don't make such a joke, don't take it seriously."
The queen was not defending Su Yu, but worried that Li Shimin would be slapped in the face madly.
If you really kneel down, you will be autistic again.
Li Shimin said with a sneer: "Since ancient times, there has been no joke, and what I say is so."
The little one came out of the house.
The queen turned to look at Xiao Sizi, who was wearing a thin skirt and had a rosy face.
This is the unique blush of a bride, obviously it has been moisturized.
"Mother, what are you doing?"
The little one came over.
Li Shimin said: "Your lord is acting like a demon here again, trying to deceive father and mother."
"He said he could paint in a short while, but he thought his father was easy to deceive."
Li Shimin despised Su Yu in front of Xiao Sizi.
Su Yu took a look at the photo and felt that the timing of the capture was very good.
"Old Li, you are asking for trouble today."
Su Yu laughed.
Walking over with the photo, Su Yu showed the photo to the queen.
Changle and Xiao Sizi walked over together and looked around at the photos.
The moment the queen saw the photo, she was stunned
It's so realistic, no, it should be said to be exactly the same.
Su Yu's instant camera is in color, and the appearance of the queen is perfectly presented.
"My God, is there really a fairy in it?"
The queen was shocked.
Changle and Xiao Sizi were also shocked.
"Husband, isn't this...too real?"
Changle exclaimed.
No matter how realistic the ancient painters were, they could not be as real as photos.
When they saw such a photo for the first time, they were all shocked.
"How, isn't it very natural?"
Su Yu laughed.
"It's too backward now, and I can just use my mobile phone in the future."
Su Yu continued to fiddle with the camera.
Seeing the stunned look of the Queen and the others, Li Shimin thought that the Queen and Su Yu were playing tricks on him.
Go forward and look over.
I don't know if I don't look at it, but when I saw it, I was shocked, and Li Shimin was stunned.
This is not a painting, it is just like a real person.
The queen's hair, eyebrows and smile are all on it, and even the chairs and the flowers and trees behind her are in the painting.
"how can that be."
Li Shimin was shocked.
"How did you do it?"
Li Shimin was holding the photo of the queen, his hands were shaking.
This is simply incredible.
Su Yu laughed and said, "Old Li, you have no joke, just kneel down."
Li Shimin:? ? ?
"Boy, don't go too far. My daughter has just married you, and she dares to make me kneel down. It's unreasonable."
"Do you know what it means to have a god with your head up three feet? How dare you make me kneel down?"
Li Shimin immediately turned his back on it and ignored everything he said just now.
The queen, mother and daughter felt so embarrassed.
I said earlier not to bet with Su Yu, you would lose badly, but Li Shimin just didn't believe it.
"You are not joking, talking is like farting."
Su Yu said with contempt.
Li Shimin was used to being despised by Su Yu, so he didn't care about his words and ridicule.
"Brother, take a picture for me."
Li Shimin sat down and straightened his clothes.
Su Yu gave Li Shimin a look and said, "Want to take a picture?"
Li Shimin nodded happily.
Su Yu laughed and said, "Give me the money, one hundred thousand guan."
Li Shimin thought about it, and felt that the price was okay.
"Just one hundred thousand."
Li Shimin sat upright.
Su Yu took the camera, clicked, and a picture was developed immediately.
Li Shimin got up quickly, took the photo, and smiled happily.
"well."
"I have never seen such a good portrait."
Li Shimin was so satisfied that he wanted to fly with joy.
Li Shimin was worried that Su Yu was cheating, so he said to the queen, "Guanyin servant girl, go and see what's going on first."
This is for the queen to explore the way.
The queen smiled and said: "The concubine will go."
The Queen and Princess Changle walked over first.
I saw something the size of a brocade box in Su Yu's hand, and a rope hanging around Su Yu's neck.
"Husband, what are you?"
Princess Changle asked.
She remembered that Su Yu didn't have this thing.
Su Yu smiled and said, "This is called a camera."
Su Yu fiddled with it.
Waking up in the morning with nothing to do, Su Yu flipped through the system space and saw an instant camera.
Just took it out to take a picture.
"What's a camera?"
the queen asked.
There were no cameras in ancient times, so the queen naturally never saw it.
Su Yu smiled and said, "Look, I just need to press this button, and then your photo will come out, which is more realistic than Yan Liben's painting."
The queen looked at the small box and asked, "How can a picture be produced by clicking this?"
"Could it be that there is a painting fairy living in it?"
Not far away, Li Shimin heard the queen say that the painting fairy lived in it, and instantly smelled a familiar smell.
Li Shimin smiled secretly: familiar formula, familiar routine.
But this time, Li Shimin will never be fooled again.
"Guanyin maidservant, don't pay attention to him, this kid has no good intentions."
Li Shimin walked over and mocked.
The last time I took out a tablet and saw the video inside, Li Shimin thought that there were fairies living in the tablet.
Although I don't know why the tablet is like this now, Li Shimin already knows that there are no fairies there.
Now that the queen said that there was a painting fairy living in this box, Li Shimin felt that Su Yu was going to start fooling around again.
Su Yu said contemptuously: "Lao Li, you will beg me to take a picture later."
The law of true fragrance is the truth of the universe, and Li Shimin is absolutely invincible.
"Hmph, the first time you are fooled is ignorance, the second time you are fooled is stupidity, I will never fall into the pit for the second time."
Li Shimin must be sure and sure.
Su Yu ignored Li Shimin, and said to the queen: "My lord mother-in-law, please sit down, and I will take a picture of you now."
The queen thought it was fun, so she sat on the chair and straightened herself.
"Son-in-law, I won't last long, you have to hurry up."
the Queen urged.
When ancient painters painted, people had to sit still and maintain a certain movement.
In this way, it takes at least a quarter of an hour and at most a few hours, which is very time-consuming.
I will also feel very uncomfortable, not to mention anything else, the buttocks will always hurt after sitting for a long time.
Su Yu smiled and said, "Mother-in-law, don't worry, it won't be long."
The queen straightened her clothes and smiled slightly.
At this moment, Su Yu raised the camera, clicked, and a photo came out.
Su Yu picked up the photo and said with a smile, "Okay."
The queen was surprised and said: "Ah? I haven't prepared it yet, so you just finished it?"
She couldn't believe that she could paint so fast. Su Yu couldn't be teasing her, could she?
Li Shimin sneered at the side: "Guanyin maidservant, I told you that he was teasing on purpose, you still don't believe me."
"Who in the world can paint so fast, could it be that there are real painters in it?"
"If there is really a painting fairy in it, I will kneel down for you today."
The queen heard Li Shimin said to kneel again, and quickly persuaded: "Your Majesty, don't make such a joke, don't take it seriously."
The queen was not defending Su Yu, but worried that Li Shimin would be slapped in the face madly.
If you really kneel down, you will be autistic again.
Li Shimin said with a sneer: "Since ancient times, there has been no joke, and what I say is so."
The little one came out of the house.
The queen turned to look at Xiao Sizi, who was wearing a thin skirt and had a rosy face.
This is the unique blush of a bride, obviously it has been moisturized.
"Mother, what are you doing?"
The little one came over.
Li Shimin said: "Your lord is acting like a demon here again, trying to deceive father and mother."
"He said he could paint in a short while, but he thought his father was easy to deceive."
Li Shimin despised Su Yu in front of Xiao Sizi.
Su Yu took a look at the photo and felt that the timing of the capture was very good.
"Old Li, you are asking for trouble today."
Su Yu laughed.
Walking over with the photo, Su Yu showed the photo to the queen.
Changle and Xiao Sizi walked over together and looked around at the photos.
The moment the queen saw the photo, she was stunned
It's so realistic, no, it should be said to be exactly the same.
Su Yu's instant camera is in color, and the appearance of the queen is perfectly presented.
"My God, is there really a fairy in it?"
The queen was shocked.
Changle and Xiao Sizi were also shocked.
"Husband, isn't this...too real?"
Changle exclaimed.
No matter how realistic the ancient painters were, they could not be as real as photos.
When they saw such a photo for the first time, they were all shocked.
"How, isn't it very natural?"
Su Yu laughed.
"It's too backward now, and I can just use my mobile phone in the future."
Su Yu continued to fiddle with the camera.
Seeing the stunned look of the Queen and the others, Li Shimin thought that the Queen and Su Yu were playing tricks on him.
Go forward and look over.
I don't know if I don't look at it, but when I saw it, I was shocked, and Li Shimin was stunned.
This is not a painting, it is just like a real person.
The queen's hair, eyebrows and smile are all on it, and even the chairs and the flowers and trees behind her are in the painting.
"how can that be."
Li Shimin was shocked.
"How did you do it?"
Li Shimin was holding the photo of the queen, his hands were shaking.
This is simply incredible.
Su Yu laughed and said, "Old Li, you have no joke, just kneel down."
Li Shimin:? ? ?
"Boy, don't go too far. My daughter has just married you, and she dares to make me kneel down. It's unreasonable."
"Do you know what it means to have a god with your head up three feet? How dare you make me kneel down?"
Li Shimin immediately turned his back on it and ignored everything he said just now.
The queen, mother and daughter felt so embarrassed.
I said earlier not to bet with Su Yu, you would lose badly, but Li Shimin just didn't believe it.
"You are not joking, talking is like farting."
Su Yu said with contempt.
Li Shimin was used to being despised by Su Yu, so he didn't care about his words and ridicule.
"Brother, take a picture for me."
Li Shimin sat down and straightened his clothes.
Su Yu gave Li Shimin a look and said, "Want to take a picture?"
Li Shimin nodded happily.
Su Yu laughed and said, "Give me the money, one hundred thousand guan."
Li Shimin thought about it, and felt that the price was okay.
"Just one hundred thousand."
Li Shimin sat upright.
Su Yu took the camera, clicked, and a picture was developed immediately.
Li Shimin got up quickly, took the photo, and smiled happily.
"well."
"I have never seen such a good portrait."
Li Shimin was so satisfied that he wanted to fly with joy.
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