Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Youzhou City.

It's getting late.

The aroma of grilled chicken wings from the backyard of the General's Mansion wafted up the city wall, and the soldiers patrolling the city sniffed the smell.

"It's so delicious, when will you give us two bites?"

said the soldier greedily.

"I heard that the son-in-law has spoken, as long as we win the battle today, we will all eat together."

said another soldier.

"Give them all? We have 10,000+ people, and he has so many chicken wings?"

The soldiers didn't believe it.

If the army is dispatched, it would be nice to ensure that everyone is full, and if you also roast chicken wings, how many chickens are enough.

"Don't worry about it, anyway, the son-in-law said, even if the chicken wings are not enough, the beef and mutton are enough."

said another soldier.

"Beef and mutton are also good. I heard that there is some powder added, which is very fragrant."

The soldier was drooling over himself.

"I just don't know if we can win the battle today. The son-in-law and the emperor are hiding in the backyard to roast chicken wings. The brothers go out to fight. I don't know what the final result will be."

The soldiers looked to the north and saw nothing.

The sun had already set, and a bright moon rose from the east.

The cold moonlight shone on Youzhou City, and the earth felt more chilled.

The soldiers defending the city were not sure whether they could win the battle today.

Everyone knows Su Yu's name.

But is he as godlike as in the legend, he can hide himself in the backyard and have a barbecue, and then command the army to wipe out the enemy.

Everyone has no idea about this question.

The backyard of the General's Mansion.

Su Yu was full, and the beer swelled his stomach a little.

Li Shimin was still grilling the chicken wings, brushing the chicken wings with soy sauce, making them golden brown.

He has learned the essence of grilled chicken wings.

"My technique of roasting chicken wings has been mastered."

Picking up a chicken wing, Li Shimin gently bit off the crispy tender skin on the outside.

The steaming chicken inside is tender and fragrant.

"Perfect."

Li Shimin is narcissistic.

Su Yu slept with her eyes closed.

When the beer is slightly drunk, as long as there is no urgency to urinate, I can sleep comfortably.

After eating the chicken wings, Li Shimin asked: "It's time for them to come back, why haven't they seen it yet? Can't make a mistake?"

Li Shimin looked at the moon in the sky and felt a little strange.

"What time is it?"

Li Shimin asked the soldiers next to him.

"Go back to the emperor, it's time."

The soldier replied.

Li Shimin was a little anxious.

"Brother, son-in-law, will something go wrong? Do you want me to lead the troops to meet him?"

Li Shimin asked.

Li Shimin was a good brother for a while, and a son-in-law for a while. The soldiers next to him couldn't figure out whether Li Shimin and Su Yu were brothers or son-in-law.

The soldier thought to himself: The imperial circle is really chaotic!
"Old Li, are you doubting my battle plan?"

Su Yu closed his eyes and said.

Li Shimin laughed and said: "What you said, how can I doubt the decision-making of the son-in-law, there is absolutely no such thing."

He was just a little anxious, and Li Shimin didn't question Su Yu's battle plan at all.

Ever since he met Su Yu, he was right every time.

Li Shimin firmly believed what Su Yu said.

"Then go ahead and bake your chicken wings."

Su Yu got up from the couch.

"Why are you going, brother?"

Li Shimin asked.

He thought Su Yu was going out of the city to see the situation.

"Urinary urgency."

Su Yu said.

Drinking too much beer puts pressure on my bladder.

"Do you want to be together? Old Li."

Su Yu smiled slightly.

Li Shimin picked up the chicken wings and brushed them with soy sauce, pretending not to hear.

He will never pee with Su Yu again in his life, shame on him.

city ​​wall.

The soldiers guarding the city looked north.

Suddenly, a little fire lighted up in the distance.

The soldier leaned on the wall, squinting his eyes carefully.

"Look, is it a torch?"

The other soldiers followed and watched.

"That's right, it's a torch."

There are more and more torches, and it looks like a swimming dragon.

"Is it one of us?"

At night, you can only see the torches, but you can't see the flag clearly, and you can't tell the enemy from yourself.

"Waiting to ride, hurry up!"

The city shouted.

A horse galloped north.

Before going far, the waiting rider in front had already returned.

"Great victory, great victory!"

Hou Qi rushed into Youzhou City and shouted.

"Great victory today, capture Gao Yanshou alive!"

"Great victory!"

Hou Qi yelled in Youzhou City.

The soldiers on the city wall were sure they were their own people and shouted happily.

As soon as Su Yu came back after peeing, she heard celebratory shouts outside.

Li Shimin threw away the chicken wings and laughed loudly: "Did you hear that, great victory, let's go!"

Li Shimin went out, but Su Yu wanted to sleep.

"Oh, don't sleep, you've been lying down all day."

Li Shimin dragged Su Yu out of the backyard desperately.

Walking outside Youzhou City, I saw tens of thousands of torches coming back from the north.

Li Shimin straightened his clothes and waited for the army to return.

Not long after, Li Jing, Xue Rengui, Li Zhi and Chai Shao arrived first on horseback.

"The last general, Li Jing, pays homage to the emperor."

"Today, thanks to the Emperor Tianwei, our army won a great victory and captured Gao Yanshou alive."

Li Jing bowed.

Xue Rengui threw Gao Yanshou behind him on the ground.

Li Shimin laughed and said, "Today's battle is the same as what the son-in-law said?"

Li Jing said: "That's right, today's battle is exactly what the concubine said."

"Gao Yanshou took the initiative to attack, entered the encirclement, and chased him all the way to the end. Xue Rengui captured Gao Yanshou alive."

"From start to finish, it's perfect."

The last time he attacked the Turks, Li Jing learned about Li Shimin's battle plan from Li Shimin.

Later, when he heard that Su Yu had done all this, Li Jing still had doubts in his heart.

Today's battle was exactly as Su Yu said.

Li Jing was completely impressed.

"My son-in-law, I admire Li Yaoshi, you are the military god of the Tang Dynasty."

Li Jing bowed deeply.

Yu Chi respectfully said: "Young son-in-law, when they went to battle this morning, they still didn't believe you, now they all want to ask you to learn the art of war as their teacher."

The general of Youzhou City said: "Please teach us the art of war, my son-in-law."

Su Yu chuckled and didn't answer the question.

This thing cannot be taught.

Su Yu can predict things like a god because he knows all the history.

Could it be to tell them about the 300-year history of the Tang Dynasty?

"Okay, you can't learn things about concubines."

"If you can learn it, it will be your turn, and I have long been apprentices."

Li Shimin laughed.

Li Shimin had long thought about learning the art of war from Su Yu.

The generals thought it made sense.

If he could learn, wouldn't Li Shimin be the first closed disciple.

"Let's go back to the general's mansion. I will reward you for your merits."

Li Shimin said happily.

Su Yu stretched out his hand, and the soldiers fell silent.

"Brothers have worked hard today, I invite you to have a barbecue."

"Old Chen, take out the grill, cumin powder, soy sauce, and chili powder that we brought over."

"Beef and mutton are here. Bring out the beer and let everyone get drunk tonight."

When he came, Su Yu brought a lot with him.

Now is a good time to celebrate.

Long live all the generals and soldiers.

The soldier in the city said: "Did you hear me? I'm right, my son-in-law asked us to eat barbecue and drink beer, that's enough."

"You're wrong. You said grilled chicken wings, but he said barbecue, but didn't say grilled chicken wings."

"I also said beef and mutton, you bastard."

"You're just not right, you're wrong."

The two argued endlessly.

Lao Chen took out his things, lit bonfires outside and inside the city, slaughtered sheep and cattle and drank beer to celebrate today's victory.

The bonfire was lit, and laughter merged.

Li Shimin and Su Yu entered the General's Mansion, and Xue Rengui carried Gao Yanshou and followed Su Yu and Li Shimin into the General's Mansion.

Su Yu and Li Shimin sat on top, Gao Yanshou knelt in the middle, and the soldiers separated on both sides.

"Gao Yanshou, do you recognize me?"

Li Shimin sneered.

Gao Yanshou, with disheveled hair, was very embarrassed.

After being chased and killed for a day, he was tied back again, and his body was very weak.

"Untie him and drink some water."

Li Shimin said.

Xue Rengui untied Gao Yanshou's rope and poured him a bowl of water.

He took the water bowl and drank the water in one gulp.

Xue Rengui took the bowl away.

"Today's battle, are you convinced?"

Li Shimin sneered.

Gao Yanshou raised his head, but instead of looking at Li Shimin, his eyes fell on Su Yu.

A young man, dressed in casual clothes, was leaning on a chair with his legs crossed, looking foolish.

"You are Su Yu?"

Gao Yanshou asked.

Li Shimin laughed and said: "That's right, he is my son-in-law, you are the one who lost to him."

Gao Yanshou couldn't see anything unusual about Su Yu.

Isn't he the dandy of Datang?
He is Datang's God of War?

"I lost to you?"

Gao Yanshou asked unwillingly.

Li Jing sneered at the side: "Gao Yanshou, don't be dissatisfied, that guy Jieli is much better than you, it's not because he fell into his hands."

Gao Yanshou didn't understand what was so great about this young man.

"why?"

Gao Yanshou asked.

Su Yu dug his ears and said, "Why?"

Gao Yanshou said: "Why did I lose to you?"

Su Yu smiled and said: "It's very simple, I know you will go out of the city to fight, I know you will chase and kill, I know your every move, so you lose."

Li Shimin nodded slightly, and said with a smile, "That's right, that's exactly the case. Your every move is under the control of the son-in-law."

Gao Yanshou looked at Su Yu in astonishment and had nothing to say.

Gao Yanshou felt that Su Yu was playing tricks on him.

No one in this world can fully predict another person's actions, unless he is a god.

"Your Majesty, how should we deal with Gao Yanshou?"

Li Jing asked.

Li Shimin thought for a while, then turned to Su Yu and asked, "My son-in-law, what do you think?"

Su Yu didn't want to deal with this nonsense, and said, "Old Li, you are the emperor, don't ask me."

Li Shimin pondered: "Then. Lock it up first."

Li Jing shouted: "Drag him down and lock him up."

The soldiers stepped forward and dragged Gao Yanshou down.

After the person is taken down, it's time to reward the meritorious deeds.

Cheng Yaojin walked in with a smile, and said: "Your Majesty, the general put on a good show today and successfully lured Gao Yanshou into the encirclement."

This is obviously meant to invite credit.

Li Shimin knew what Cheng Yaojin meant.

"Lu Guogong did a good job. The key to the success of today's battle is to lure the enemy. You should get the second credit."

Li Shimin smiled slightly.

When Cheng Yaojin heard the second merit, he jumped up and shouted: "Your Majesty, the general risked his life to lure the enemy, how could he only get the second merit? I don't accept it."

The general beside him shook his head and laughed, Cheng Yaojin was an idiot.

"The first credit is naturally the son-in-law's, are you not convinced?"

Li Shimin said coldly.

Cheng Yaojin was stunned for a moment, changed his face and said with a smile: "Submit, of course I do. This kid knows things like a god. He will be the first, and I will be the second."

All the soldiers shook their heads and smiled.