Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert
Chapter 430 I'm Drunk, Cheng Yaojin Acts
Xue Ji brought the bamboo rat into the kitchen, and a group of people waited quietly for dinner.
An hour later, Chef Zhang brought out the dishes.
Xue Ji shouted: "Dinner is ready."
Cheng Yaojin threw the melon seeds on the ground, clapped his hands and walked inside.
Gongsun Lan shouted: "Big fat man, don't throw melon seed shells."
Li Shimin said: "Yes, sweep the floor before eating."
After speaking, Li Shimin went in first by himself.
Su Yu picked up Gongsun Lan and said with a smile, "Duke Lu, let's talk after sweeping the floor."
Cheng Yaojin was helpless, if he didn't sweep the floor, he would be disobeying the order.
Holding the broom, Cheng Yaojin swept it carelessly, and immediately rushed into the dining room.
On the table is a large plate of braised bamboo rats with fruit on the side.
Cheng Yaojin sat at the end, picked up his chopsticks and ate.
The entrance of the bamboo rat meat has a special strong fragrance.
"No wonder the emperor runs here every day, so there are such delicious things."
Cheng Yaojin muttered while eating.
Li Shimin rolled his eyes at him and said, "Things can't stop your mouth."
Cheng Yaojin ate a few mouthfuls, looked at Su Yu, and said with a smile: "There is meat but no wine, it's not satisfying."
Su Yu shouted to the back kitchen: "Chef Zhang, bring the wine."
Soon, two jars of wine were served, and Cheng Yaojin drank one jar by himself.
Gongsun Lan stood on Su Yu's lap. She didn't know how to use chopsticks, so she just grabbed it with her hands, and her face was covered with oil.
Xue Ji wiped her face with a tissue.
"Eat slowly, it's all over your face."
Xue Ji laughed.
Gongsun Lan didn't care, she grasped and bit hard with both hands.
After eating, Xue Ji hugged Gongsun Lan to take a bath and go to bed.
Children grow up and need to sleep more.
Silent all night.
When Su Yu woke up the next day, Sujiazhuang was extremely lively.
All the high-ranking ministers of the court have arrived, wearing court uniforms, Sujiazhuang really looks like a court hall.
Li Shimin and the queen had already changed into court clothes.
Although this is not a court, but so many ministers have come, today is considered a formal occasion.
"My son-in-law, let's go to the back mountain."
Li Shimin said.
Su Yu stretched her waist and said, "Wait until I wash my face."
After Su Yu finished washing his face, Li Shimin, Su Yu, and the Queen went out.
When they arrived at the compound, all the ministers saw Li Shimin and hurriedly worshiped him.
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and Wei Zheng had expressions of ecstasy on their faces.
Strangely, the generals in the court also had happy expressions on their faces.
Both sides felt they had won.
"The humble minister pays homage to the emperor, queen, and son-in-law."
All the ministers pay homage.
It stands to reason that the son-in-law can't bear the worship of these court ministers, but Su Yu has a special status.
At this time, Cheng Yaojin came over drunkenly in court clothes.
Cheng Yaojin slept in the guest room last night, not in the yard.
"Lu Guogong? Why are you here? Are you eating and drinking again?"
Wei Zheng asked.
Cheng Yaojin burped, and the smell of alcohol in his mouth made Wei Zheng want to beat him to death.
"Hey, just have a drink."
Cheng Yaojin laughed.
Wei Zheng covered his nose and didn't talk to him.
"Old Fang, you're still here with a sack? Robbing money?"
Cheng Yaojin saw that Fang Xuanling was holding a sack in his hand, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng both had it.
Yuchi smiled and said: "Lu Guogong, we also brought it, but you didn't."
Only then did Cheng Yaojin realize that they also brought them.
Cheng Yaojin said drunkenly: "I heard that you have made a bet, and my old Cheng will also bet."
Xu Shiji intentionally played Cheng Yaojin, and said: "Brother Zhijie, the three of them are smart people, you will win if you bet with them."
The other military generals echoed: "What the British official said is true, follow the think tank to bet, and you will win."
Cheng Yaojin's drunken eyes were hazy, and he asked suspiciously: "Really? Are you so kind to let me, old Cheng, take your money?"
Xu Shiji laughed and said, "Brother Zhijie, whether you make money or not, you are all your brothers, whoever you are with."
Xu Shiji also worked in Li Mi's Wagang village, and he was an acquaintance with Cheng Yaojin, so he said he was his brother.
"No, you see, my old Cheng has been drinking, so he came to deceive me."
"Your majesty, you bet with me, Lao Cheng, so that they don't dare to cheat me."
Cheng Yaojin clung to Li Shimin.
The generals were a little embarrassed.
They dare not take Cheng Cheng's money, but Li Shimin's money.
Li Shimin said with a chuckle: "Bet is a matter of winning or losing. Since Lu Guogong wants me to place a bet, let's place a bet."
"I and Zhongshu Ling are three people, no, four people, betting that this gunpowder is infinitely powerful."
All the generals were secretly happy.
If Li Shimin loses the debt, they will naturally have no way to ask for it.
But Fang Xuanling and the others will definitely not be able to escape, because they want to cover the whole story for Li Shimin.
Di Renjie watched from the side and couldn't help shaking his head.
"Okay, I'll make a bet, old Cheng."
Cheng Yaojin retched his throat for a while, and the other ministers hurriedly hid in fright.
Su Yu looked at it and smiled secretly: This Cheng Yaojin is really a showman, and he is really pretending.
"Let's go, go to the back mountain to see the gunpowder."
Li Shimin said.
Su Yu walked in front, Li Shimin and the Queen behind.
The ministers didn't think there was anything wrong with such a queue.
Even Wei Zheng is used to it.
When we arrived at the back mountain, Lao Chen was there to get ready.
A grandstand was built on the hillside, and Su Yu, Li Shimin, and the queen sat in the middle, accompanied by ministers.
A stone blockhouse stood in the middle of the clearing.
The bunker is 20 meters long and wide, and it is stronger than ordinary strongholds.
Old Chen came over, holding a glass bowl filled with gunpowder powder.
"Your Majesty, this is the gunpowder prepared by the young master."
Old Chen said.
Li Shimin pointed to the ministers behind and said, "Let them see."
Lao Chen took the gunpowder and walked around, showing it to all the officials.
Li Jing stood up and looked carefully, his face was almost pressed against the glass bowl.
"It's black, like chimney ashes."
"That's it? Infinite power? Killing all gods and ghosts?"
Li Jing shook his head and smiled.
Other generals gathered around, making fun of him.
All that should be laughed is over.
Su Yu turned his head and said, "Li Weigong, go and see if the castle I built is strong."
Li Jing immediately got up from his seat, and said: "I would like to obey the order of the son-in-law."
Lao Chen gave him a spear and a bow.
Li Jing dragged his spear and bow, and rode to the castle on horseback.
The castle is more than 500 meters away from the stands, and it takes too much time to walk there.
In front of the castle, Li Jing raised his spear and stabbed vigorously.
The sharp spear couldn't penetrate it.
"What a solid wall."
The long spear pierced in without a trace, Li Jing stepped back and shot with a bent bow.
The arrow actually bounced off.
"sharp."
Li Jing got on his horse, returned to the stands, and returned the spear and bow to Lao Chen.
"how?"
Su Yu laughed.
Li Jing said: "It's as hard as iron, this castle is too strong, it's harder than the city wall of the Protectorate."
Just now Chai Shao saw clearly with the binoculars, Li Jing did not lie.
Su Yu smiled slightly: "Such a solid city wall is vulnerable to gunpowder."
Hearing this, Li Jing was shocked and said, "Vulnerable? The son-in-law wants to use chimney ash to break the city wall?"
Li Jing felt that Su Yu was talking in sleep.
There is only one way to break through such a strong castle, and that is to send spies in and open the city gate from the inside.
Other than that, there is no other way.
Li Shimin finally couldn't hold back the little Jiujiu in his heart, turned his head and said with a smile: "That's right, that's exactly the case."
An hour later, Chef Zhang brought out the dishes.
Xue Ji shouted: "Dinner is ready."
Cheng Yaojin threw the melon seeds on the ground, clapped his hands and walked inside.
Gongsun Lan shouted: "Big fat man, don't throw melon seed shells."
Li Shimin said: "Yes, sweep the floor before eating."
After speaking, Li Shimin went in first by himself.
Su Yu picked up Gongsun Lan and said with a smile, "Duke Lu, let's talk after sweeping the floor."
Cheng Yaojin was helpless, if he didn't sweep the floor, he would be disobeying the order.
Holding the broom, Cheng Yaojin swept it carelessly, and immediately rushed into the dining room.
On the table is a large plate of braised bamboo rats with fruit on the side.
Cheng Yaojin sat at the end, picked up his chopsticks and ate.
The entrance of the bamboo rat meat has a special strong fragrance.
"No wonder the emperor runs here every day, so there are such delicious things."
Cheng Yaojin muttered while eating.
Li Shimin rolled his eyes at him and said, "Things can't stop your mouth."
Cheng Yaojin ate a few mouthfuls, looked at Su Yu, and said with a smile: "There is meat but no wine, it's not satisfying."
Su Yu shouted to the back kitchen: "Chef Zhang, bring the wine."
Soon, two jars of wine were served, and Cheng Yaojin drank one jar by himself.
Gongsun Lan stood on Su Yu's lap. She didn't know how to use chopsticks, so she just grabbed it with her hands, and her face was covered with oil.
Xue Ji wiped her face with a tissue.
"Eat slowly, it's all over your face."
Xue Ji laughed.
Gongsun Lan didn't care, she grasped and bit hard with both hands.
After eating, Xue Ji hugged Gongsun Lan to take a bath and go to bed.
Children grow up and need to sleep more.
Silent all night.
When Su Yu woke up the next day, Sujiazhuang was extremely lively.
All the high-ranking ministers of the court have arrived, wearing court uniforms, Sujiazhuang really looks like a court hall.
Li Shimin and the queen had already changed into court clothes.
Although this is not a court, but so many ministers have come, today is considered a formal occasion.
"My son-in-law, let's go to the back mountain."
Li Shimin said.
Su Yu stretched her waist and said, "Wait until I wash my face."
After Su Yu finished washing his face, Li Shimin, Su Yu, and the Queen went out.
When they arrived at the compound, all the ministers saw Li Shimin and hurriedly worshiped him.
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and Wei Zheng had expressions of ecstasy on their faces.
Strangely, the generals in the court also had happy expressions on their faces.
Both sides felt they had won.
"The humble minister pays homage to the emperor, queen, and son-in-law."
All the ministers pay homage.
It stands to reason that the son-in-law can't bear the worship of these court ministers, but Su Yu has a special status.
At this time, Cheng Yaojin came over drunkenly in court clothes.
Cheng Yaojin slept in the guest room last night, not in the yard.
"Lu Guogong? Why are you here? Are you eating and drinking again?"
Wei Zheng asked.
Cheng Yaojin burped, and the smell of alcohol in his mouth made Wei Zheng want to beat him to death.
"Hey, just have a drink."
Cheng Yaojin laughed.
Wei Zheng covered his nose and didn't talk to him.
"Old Fang, you're still here with a sack? Robbing money?"
Cheng Yaojin saw that Fang Xuanling was holding a sack in his hand, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng both had it.
Yuchi smiled and said: "Lu Guogong, we also brought it, but you didn't."
Only then did Cheng Yaojin realize that they also brought them.
Cheng Yaojin said drunkenly: "I heard that you have made a bet, and my old Cheng will also bet."
Xu Shiji intentionally played Cheng Yaojin, and said: "Brother Zhijie, the three of them are smart people, you will win if you bet with them."
The other military generals echoed: "What the British official said is true, follow the think tank to bet, and you will win."
Cheng Yaojin's drunken eyes were hazy, and he asked suspiciously: "Really? Are you so kind to let me, old Cheng, take your money?"
Xu Shiji laughed and said, "Brother Zhijie, whether you make money or not, you are all your brothers, whoever you are with."
Xu Shiji also worked in Li Mi's Wagang village, and he was an acquaintance with Cheng Yaojin, so he said he was his brother.
"No, you see, my old Cheng has been drinking, so he came to deceive me."
"Your majesty, you bet with me, Lao Cheng, so that they don't dare to cheat me."
Cheng Yaojin clung to Li Shimin.
The generals were a little embarrassed.
They dare not take Cheng Cheng's money, but Li Shimin's money.
Li Shimin said with a chuckle: "Bet is a matter of winning or losing. Since Lu Guogong wants me to place a bet, let's place a bet."
"I and Zhongshu Ling are three people, no, four people, betting that this gunpowder is infinitely powerful."
All the generals were secretly happy.
If Li Shimin loses the debt, they will naturally have no way to ask for it.
But Fang Xuanling and the others will definitely not be able to escape, because they want to cover the whole story for Li Shimin.
Di Renjie watched from the side and couldn't help shaking his head.
"Okay, I'll make a bet, old Cheng."
Cheng Yaojin retched his throat for a while, and the other ministers hurriedly hid in fright.
Su Yu looked at it and smiled secretly: This Cheng Yaojin is really a showman, and he is really pretending.
"Let's go, go to the back mountain to see the gunpowder."
Li Shimin said.
Su Yu walked in front, Li Shimin and the Queen behind.
The ministers didn't think there was anything wrong with such a queue.
Even Wei Zheng is used to it.
When we arrived at the back mountain, Lao Chen was there to get ready.
A grandstand was built on the hillside, and Su Yu, Li Shimin, and the queen sat in the middle, accompanied by ministers.
A stone blockhouse stood in the middle of the clearing.
The bunker is 20 meters long and wide, and it is stronger than ordinary strongholds.
Old Chen came over, holding a glass bowl filled with gunpowder powder.
"Your Majesty, this is the gunpowder prepared by the young master."
Old Chen said.
Li Shimin pointed to the ministers behind and said, "Let them see."
Lao Chen took the gunpowder and walked around, showing it to all the officials.
Li Jing stood up and looked carefully, his face was almost pressed against the glass bowl.
"It's black, like chimney ashes."
"That's it? Infinite power? Killing all gods and ghosts?"
Li Jing shook his head and smiled.
Other generals gathered around, making fun of him.
All that should be laughed is over.
Su Yu turned his head and said, "Li Weigong, go and see if the castle I built is strong."
Li Jing immediately got up from his seat, and said: "I would like to obey the order of the son-in-law."
Lao Chen gave him a spear and a bow.
Li Jing dragged his spear and bow, and rode to the castle on horseback.
The castle is more than 500 meters away from the stands, and it takes too much time to walk there.
In front of the castle, Li Jing raised his spear and stabbed vigorously.
The sharp spear couldn't penetrate it.
"What a solid wall."
The long spear pierced in without a trace, Li Jing stepped back and shot with a bent bow.
The arrow actually bounced off.
"sharp."
Li Jing got on his horse, returned to the stands, and returned the spear and bow to Lao Chen.
"how?"
Su Yu laughed.
Li Jing said: "It's as hard as iron, this castle is too strong, it's harder than the city wall of the Protectorate."
Just now Chai Shao saw clearly with the binoculars, Li Jing did not lie.
Su Yu smiled slightly: "Such a solid city wall is vulnerable to gunpowder."
Hearing this, Li Jing was shocked and said, "Vulnerable? The son-in-law wants to use chimney ash to break the city wall?"
Li Jing felt that Su Yu was talking in sleep.
There is only one way to break through such a strong castle, and that is to send spies in and open the city gate from the inside.
Other than that, there is no other way.
Li Shimin finally couldn't hold back the little Jiujiu in his heart, turned his head and said with a smile: "That's right, that's exactly the case."
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