Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Chapter 341 Selling Humor, Li 2 Was Kidnapped

"Brother, if you let me sit on stage, how much will you pay me for my appearance?"

Li Shimin said.

Facing this group of aunts, Li Shimin knew that it was not easy to make money.

"Old Li, I'll give them free consultations, will you talk about the seat fee with me?"

Su Yu said contemptuously.

Wei Zheng nodded and said, "Shopkeeper, it's not right for you to say that."

"You are also a citizen of the Tang Dynasty, so you can get money no matter what you say."

"Young Master Su provides free medical treatment for the people of Yangzhou. Can you be a little enlightened?"

"If Li Er knows that you love money so much, he will definitely call you a profiteer."

Wei Zheng moved out Li Er to remind Li Shimin of his identity.

Seeing Wei Zheng's black face, Li Shimin knew something was wrong.

It's no good if you can't fight with this farmer.

"What my virtuous brother said is true, I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman."

Li Shimin went all out.

The queen coughed dryly and did not speak.

It's not elegant for his emperor to betray his appearance, but for the sake of the common people, there's nothing he can do about it.

She is the mother of the world, and she passed it with patience.

Li Shimin immediately changed his expression and walked into the crowd.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the late student's surname is Li, and he is an apprentice here."

"Please line up and come in order."

There is a charming air in Li Shimin's gestures.

Du Ruhui sighed: "I didn't expect the shopkeeper to have a charming side."

I only see the majesty of the emperor on weekdays, but I didn't expect such an operation.

"What kind of style is flirting."

Su Yu said.

The queen laughed twice and didn't want to answer.

When my aunt saw Li Shimin, she liked a middle-aged uncle like him very much.

And young women prefer a handsome young man like Su Yu.

"Doctor, show me, my heart is beating so fast."

A woman with great ambitions came up and took Su Yu's hand and placed it on her chest.

"Doctor, feel it to see if the heart is beating so fast."

The woman did have a fever, and it got worse.

Su Yu felt warm and soft, and felt good.

"The girl is indeed suffering from malaria, go in and take the medicine."

Su Yu laughed.

It's enough to try the feel, and you can't do it in front of so many people.

No wonder the experts have to close the door in a separate room, and it is difficult for the public to do it.

The girl behind observed the whole process and learned the trick, so she also took Su Yu's hand and pressed on her chest.

"Doctor, my heart is beating fast too."

The woman frowned and said.

"It's tasteless."

Su Yu muttered.

"Ah? What tasteless?"

the woman asked.

Su Yu laughed and said, "It's nothing, let's go in and drink the medicine."

The woman felt that it was not enough and refused to leave.

The woman behind urged her not to delay herself.

One by one, each one has to feel the heartbeat.

It’s okay to say that there is a lot of meat, but it’s okay to touch the bones if there is no meat.
Not to mention that Su Yu was touching the flesh for a free clinic, Sun Simiao was treating people in Jishitang.

There were many people a few days ago, and Sun Simiao was very busy.

Then suddenly the number of people decreased by half, and there was no woman coming.

Disciple Yan Lang was surprised, and said: "Master, it's very strange, why haven't we seen any women in the past two days, and they are all men?"

"Could it be that this disease only infects men, not women?"

Disciple Tang Wen said: "Senior brother is wrong, you don't remember that a few days ago women were also sick."

"Then why hasn't the woman come to treat the illness in the past two days?"

Yan Lang said.

Sun Simiao also found it strange.

If the woman didn't come, could it be that these two traitors did something shameful during the consultation?

Those women feel ashamed, so they would rather die than get medical treatment?

Sun Simiao glanced suspiciously at the two disciples.

Yan Lang immediately shouted for grievances: "Master, I don't have one."

"Master, neither do I."

Tang Wen then shouted for injustice.

Sun Simiao snorted coldly, "I didn't say anything as a teacher, why are you so anxious?"

Yan Lang and Tang Wen laughed.

Master, although you didn't say it, your expression already says it all.

Just as he was talking, Qian Wuyong, the owner of Jishi Hall, came in.

"Brother Yaowang, suddenly there is a free clinic outside."

"All the women in Yangzhou City have gone there."

Qian Wuyong felt strange, so he went outside to see.

Walking to the street, there are singing and dancing in front of Zuimenglou. There are many women seeing a doctor.

After Qian Wuyong inquired, he realized that it was Su Yu and the others who were treating the illness.

"Oh, how did it work?"

Sun Simiao said in surprise.

He wasn't afraid that others would rob him of his business, what he was worried about was that the woman's failure to come would delay his illness.

Now that someone is healing, that's a good thing.

"The effect is very good. Those who have been treated by his wonderful hands will be fine when they go back."

"Women call him the handsome doctor of the Tang Dynasty."

Qian Wuyong said in surprise.

hiss.
Sun Simiao asked in shock: "Everything is healed, or most of them are healed?"

Qian Wuyong said word by word: "I heard that everything is fine!"

Sun Simiao and his disciples were shocked.

Even the medicine king dare not say that everything is fine.

Who is this handsome doctor?
The patients present heard that Su Yu was so miraculous, and some of them got up and went to Zuimenglou.

"I heard that the man is very handsome."

"Oh, Yuanwai Zhang's daughter goes there every day, and she's recovered from her illness."

"It seems to say no, this doctor likes to touch the front."

"No, those women are making their own decisions, taking his hands and putting them in their arms."

"There is such a good thing?"

"Isn't that right? I heard that the oiran by the Qinhuai River went to see a doctor and put the doctor's hand into his clothes."

"I heard that she is a showman but not a person, and she has always been aloof. I didn't expect that she would take the initiative to touch her hand."

These patients seemed to capture a curious point of interest.

Yan Lang and Tang Wen were fascinated by what they heard.

Why have I never encountered such a female patient?

Yan Lang salivated and said, "Master, let's go see how to cure the disease?"

Tang Wen is also looking forward to it.

Sun Simiao reprimanded: "You are just greedy for others' bodies, you are lowly."

The two disciples smiled without saying a word.

After Sun Simiao finished prescribing the prescription, he stood up and said, "Brother Qian, let's go and have a look."

"it is good."

Sun Simiao took two disciples and Qian Wuyong out of Jishitang, walked through the street, and saw many people seeing a doctor in front of Zuimenglou.

Some of those women were sick and some were not.

They are all dressed gorgeously, just like a blind date.

"Master, these people don't look sick."

"Dressed so gorgeously, why is there such a sick look?"

Yan Lang muttered.

Tang Wen giggled and said, "Sickness."

Sun Simiao glared at Tang Wen.

Walking to the front of the building, I saw a handsome man in white sitting in front of the door.

A fat but not greasy plump woman walked up to Su Yu and sat on a chair trembling three times.

"Doctor, I'm so cold, I'm so hot."

The woman grabbed Su Yu's hand and stuffed it inside her clothes.

It's hot in summer, and the clothes are thin, so it's easy to go in
"Bitch, get your hands out."

Chang Le put his hands on his hips, came out of the room and reprimanded him angrily.

The woman was startled, and quickly let go.

Chang Le and Xiao Sizi heard that the female patient took advantage of Su Yu.

The two became guardians of the Dharma. Any woman who dared to stuff Su Yu inside would come out and scold the street.

Su Yu laughed and said, "Don't treat patients like this."

"I think the girl should be a G cup."

The woman didn't understand and asked, "Doctor, what is a G cup?"

Su Yu chuckled dryly, and said, "Follow her in and drink the medicine."

If you slip up, you will die.

Li Shimin next to him pretended to see the aunt.

In fact, you only need to go in and drink medicine, because they are all malaria.

Li Shimin is just an uncle who attracts aunts.

"Little Li, my heart is beating so fast, show me."

An aunt in her 60s, like a little girl, took Li Shimin's hand and tried to stuff it inside.
Li Shimin was startled, hurriedly withdrew his hand, and shouted in his heart: Aunt, how old are you, and you still learn the routines of other little girls.

"You don't need to look at it, just go in and drink the medicine."

Li Shimin laughed.

The elderly are respected, so it is not good to get mad in person.

Li Shimin turned to Xiao Sizi and said, "Little Persimmon, come and help Aye."

He meant to stop those aunts.

The little si laughed and said: "Aye, they are all citizens of the Tang Dynasty, so be patient. The right is to enjoy the people."

Li Shimin was stunned and speechless.

These aunts are very happy, but I am not happy at all.

"Little Lizi, show me."

Another big mom is here
Li Shimin closed his eyes and stopped resisting.

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