Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert
Chapter 326 Get into the bed, Li 2 is so perverted
After the cold dew, it's the Frost's Descent solar term again.
Yangzhou City also became cold.
The matter in Jiangnan was over, and Wei Zheng asked Li Shimin if it was time to return to Chang'an City.
After all, having been away for nearly two years, I'm afraid Fang Xuanling won't be able to stand up in the palace.
Li Shimin thought about it, and felt that it would be more appropriate to ask Su Yu about this matter.
Su Yu is instructing workers to build a greenhouse.
Pipes were laid underneath, and iron pipes coiled around the walls.
Seeing Su Yu like this, Li Shimin planned to spend the winter in Yangzhou.
"Brother, are you really not going back?"
Li Shimin asked.
There were several rooms built, so Su Yu naturally wanted one, then the Queen’s Princess’s, Old Chen’s parents’, and then
"Brother, you seem to have forgotten me?"
Li Shimin counted the rooms, and there were only three.
Su Yu smiled and said, "Lao Li, you are in good health, you don't need it."
Li Shimin yelled: "My dear brother, if you don't build me a room, I'll live with you. Don't believe me when I get into your bed in the middle of the night."
Su Yu looked at Li Shimin with perverted eyes.
Get into bed in the middle of the night?
That scene, Su Yu doesn't want to imagine
"Sister-in-law, Lao Li has gone crazy again."
Su Yu shouted.
Three people, the queen and the princess, came over.
"what happened?"
the queen asked with a smile.
Su Yu pointed to Li Shimin and said, "Sister-in-law, Lao Li said that he got into my bed in the middle of the night, what a perverted mentality, it's really disgusting."
Changle and Xiao Sizi looked at Li Shimin with incredulous eyes.
That look. It feels like acquiring strange knowledge is acquiring strange information.
The queen looked at Li Shimin in surprise, with an expression of disbelief.
That expression seemed to say: So you are this kind of person!
Li Shimin quickly explained, "It's not what you think."
"Look, he's gone too far. If he doesn't build a greenhouse for me, he's trying to freeze me to death."
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui stood up for Li Shimin, saying that it is true, don't get me wrong.
This is what happened just now.
Chang Le said with disdain: "Aye, then you shouldn't get into Brother Su's bed."
Xiao Sizi said contemptuously, "Aye, are you alright?"
The two sisters can drill, but Li Shimin absolutely cannot.
Li Shimin suddenly felt that he was speechless.
"I don't care, if I don't build a greenhouse for me, I'll get under your bed."
Li Shimin is playing a rogue.
Gee
The queen and princess looked at Li Shimin with perverted eyes.
Real hammer, admit it face to face.
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui were speechless.
Su Yu was afraid, and said: "Okay, I will build it for you, everyone has it. Lao Li, you are disgusting."
Forcing Su Yu to build a warm room for him, Li Shimin's scheme succeeded, full of joy, completely ignoring everyone's perverted eyes.
"Brother, if you had already built it for me, it would be over. You must force me to take action."
"Tell you, I became abnormal, even I was afraid of myself."
Li Shimin laughed.
The Queen felt disgusted.
Changle and Xiao Sizi shook their heads and said, "Aye, if you do this again, you will be disliked."
Li Shimin didn't care at all.
Li Shimin asked: "My dear brother, do you plan to go back after building this warm room?"
"You don't really want to make your home here, do you?"
Originally, this house was only used as a temporary residence.
Now that Su Yu is doing a lot of construction work and various transformations, he really has the intention of not leaving.
Su Yu said: "I've been in Datang for so long, and I haven't seen the snow scene in Jiangnan yet. Let's take a look at it this year."
There was snow last year, but because I was busy dealing with the twelve tribes at the time, I was not optimistic.
And there was no warm room last year, so I hid in the room to warm up.
"That's right, I haven't seen it either."
Li Shimin said.
"That's right, let's go back after winter."
"And the winter here is warmer than Chang'an City."
Su Yu said.
The queen also agrees, it's a pity that I hid at home last year and didn't go out to see the snow scene.
The warm room was quickly built, and Li Shimin got his wish and allocated one.
The time has come for the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the atmosphere of autumn is strong.
The queen suddenly got busy.
Prepare fruit drinks for the festival.
Seeing that the Queen was busy, Su Yu asked, "Sister-in-law, what are you busy with?"
The Queen laughed and said, "Did you forget that the Moon Worship Festival will be in a few days?"
Moon Festival?
When the queen said this, Su Yu naturally knew.
The so-called Moon Worship Festival is the Mid-Autumn Festival.
The ancients worshiped the sun and the moon, and worshiping the moon is also called offering sacrifices to the moon.
"Mid-Autumn Festival."
Su Yu said.
"Mid-Autumn Festival? Your name is better than Moon Worship Festival, and the season is more correct."
said the Queen.
Worshiping the moon can be done all year round.
The term Mid-Autumn Festival is more in line with the season.
"Your brother chose a good name."
When Li Shimin heard Su Yu talk about the Mid-Autumn Festival, he felt that it was better than worshiping the moon and offering sacrifices to the moon.
"Mid-Autumn Festival is a time for family reunion."
"What are you preparing for the holiday?"
Su Yu asked.
The Queen showed Su Yu the things they had prepared, but they were just drinks, meat and fruits, nothing unusual.
"Why are there no mooncakes?"
Su Yu muttered.
"Mooncake? What is a mooncake?"
the queen asked.
They have never heard of moon cakes.
"Yes, there are no moon cakes at this time, and the earliest moon cakes appeared in the Song Dynasty."
Su Yu turned on the mode of talking to himself, and Li Shimin and his group listened in bewilderment.
In fact, things similar to moon cakes have existed for a long time, but they are not like the later moon cakes.
The moon cakes at that time were called Taishi cakes, which were different.
Moreover, it is not eaten during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
"My dear brother, what are you talking about? Which dynasty is the Song Dynasty?"
Li Shimin asked.
Su Yu replied casually: "It is the dynasties after the fall of the Tang Dynasty, the Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty."
puff
Li Shimin was heartbroken.
He also talked about what happened after the demise of Li Tang Jiangshan.
Forget it, don't ask.
Li Shimin also knows that there is no immortal dynasty in the world.
The Zhou Dynasty was known as the holy dynasty, and the dynasty that Confucius strongly admired was not over yet.
Li Tang Jiangshan will eventually perish one day, he knows it very well.
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui were used to Su Yu speaking surprisingly.
If the emperor doesn't ask, they naturally can't talk too much as courtiers.
"It's okay, you guys get ready, I'll make some mooncakes to eat."
"I've been here for more than ten years, and I haven't eaten mooncakes yet."
Su Yu said, walked into the kitchen, and began to tinker by himself.
The queen saw that Li Shimin's expression was not very good, and comforted her: "Husband, sometimes Su Yu likes to joke, don't take it to heart."
Li Shimin smiled bitterly: "He likes to joke, but when did he say he missed it?"
The queen was speechless and smiled awkwardly.
The dynasties rose and fell, and there was no way to control it. It was useless to think about things hundreds of years later.
Li Shimin could only relax.
"Let's go, play two rounds of mahjong."
"Look at this, we'll have something delicious soon."
Li Shimin laughed.
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui laughed along to ease the atmosphere.
The four of them went into the warm room to play mahjong.
Su Yu specially built a chess and card room for them to play cards.
In the room, the two sisters Chang Le and Xiao Sizi fought against Shangguan Yun's sister-in-law.
After closing the door, the two tables of mahjong were crackling.
This winter is Li Shimin's last good time. When he returns to Chang'an City, a bunch of memorials are waiting for him.
So, he wants to indulge himself.
Yangzhou City also became cold.
The matter in Jiangnan was over, and Wei Zheng asked Li Shimin if it was time to return to Chang'an City.
After all, having been away for nearly two years, I'm afraid Fang Xuanling won't be able to stand up in the palace.
Li Shimin thought about it, and felt that it would be more appropriate to ask Su Yu about this matter.
Su Yu is instructing workers to build a greenhouse.
Pipes were laid underneath, and iron pipes coiled around the walls.
Seeing Su Yu like this, Li Shimin planned to spend the winter in Yangzhou.
"Brother, are you really not going back?"
Li Shimin asked.
There were several rooms built, so Su Yu naturally wanted one, then the Queen’s Princess’s, Old Chen’s parents’, and then
"Brother, you seem to have forgotten me?"
Li Shimin counted the rooms, and there were only three.
Su Yu smiled and said, "Lao Li, you are in good health, you don't need it."
Li Shimin yelled: "My dear brother, if you don't build me a room, I'll live with you. Don't believe me when I get into your bed in the middle of the night."
Su Yu looked at Li Shimin with perverted eyes.
Get into bed in the middle of the night?
That scene, Su Yu doesn't want to imagine
"Sister-in-law, Lao Li has gone crazy again."
Su Yu shouted.
Three people, the queen and the princess, came over.
"what happened?"
the queen asked with a smile.
Su Yu pointed to Li Shimin and said, "Sister-in-law, Lao Li said that he got into my bed in the middle of the night, what a perverted mentality, it's really disgusting."
Changle and Xiao Sizi looked at Li Shimin with incredulous eyes.
That look. It feels like acquiring strange knowledge is acquiring strange information.
The queen looked at Li Shimin in surprise, with an expression of disbelief.
That expression seemed to say: So you are this kind of person!
Li Shimin quickly explained, "It's not what you think."
"Look, he's gone too far. If he doesn't build a greenhouse for me, he's trying to freeze me to death."
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui stood up for Li Shimin, saying that it is true, don't get me wrong.
This is what happened just now.
Chang Le said with disdain: "Aye, then you shouldn't get into Brother Su's bed."
Xiao Sizi said contemptuously, "Aye, are you alright?"
The two sisters can drill, but Li Shimin absolutely cannot.
Li Shimin suddenly felt that he was speechless.
"I don't care, if I don't build a greenhouse for me, I'll get under your bed."
Li Shimin is playing a rogue.
Gee
The queen and princess looked at Li Shimin with perverted eyes.
Real hammer, admit it face to face.
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui were speechless.
Su Yu was afraid, and said: "Okay, I will build it for you, everyone has it. Lao Li, you are disgusting."
Forcing Su Yu to build a warm room for him, Li Shimin's scheme succeeded, full of joy, completely ignoring everyone's perverted eyes.
"Brother, if you had already built it for me, it would be over. You must force me to take action."
"Tell you, I became abnormal, even I was afraid of myself."
Li Shimin laughed.
The Queen felt disgusted.
Changle and Xiao Sizi shook their heads and said, "Aye, if you do this again, you will be disliked."
Li Shimin didn't care at all.
Li Shimin asked: "My dear brother, do you plan to go back after building this warm room?"
"You don't really want to make your home here, do you?"
Originally, this house was only used as a temporary residence.
Now that Su Yu is doing a lot of construction work and various transformations, he really has the intention of not leaving.
Su Yu said: "I've been in Datang for so long, and I haven't seen the snow scene in Jiangnan yet. Let's take a look at it this year."
There was snow last year, but because I was busy dealing with the twelve tribes at the time, I was not optimistic.
And there was no warm room last year, so I hid in the room to warm up.
"That's right, I haven't seen it either."
Li Shimin said.
"That's right, let's go back after winter."
"And the winter here is warmer than Chang'an City."
Su Yu said.
The queen also agrees, it's a pity that I hid at home last year and didn't go out to see the snow scene.
The warm room was quickly built, and Li Shimin got his wish and allocated one.
The time has come for the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the atmosphere of autumn is strong.
The queen suddenly got busy.
Prepare fruit drinks for the festival.
Seeing that the Queen was busy, Su Yu asked, "Sister-in-law, what are you busy with?"
The Queen laughed and said, "Did you forget that the Moon Worship Festival will be in a few days?"
Moon Festival?
When the queen said this, Su Yu naturally knew.
The so-called Moon Worship Festival is the Mid-Autumn Festival.
The ancients worshiped the sun and the moon, and worshiping the moon is also called offering sacrifices to the moon.
"Mid-Autumn Festival."
Su Yu said.
"Mid-Autumn Festival? Your name is better than Moon Worship Festival, and the season is more correct."
said the Queen.
Worshiping the moon can be done all year round.
The term Mid-Autumn Festival is more in line with the season.
"Your brother chose a good name."
When Li Shimin heard Su Yu talk about the Mid-Autumn Festival, he felt that it was better than worshiping the moon and offering sacrifices to the moon.
"Mid-Autumn Festival is a time for family reunion."
"What are you preparing for the holiday?"
Su Yu asked.
The Queen showed Su Yu the things they had prepared, but they were just drinks, meat and fruits, nothing unusual.
"Why are there no mooncakes?"
Su Yu muttered.
"Mooncake? What is a mooncake?"
the queen asked.
They have never heard of moon cakes.
"Yes, there are no moon cakes at this time, and the earliest moon cakes appeared in the Song Dynasty."
Su Yu turned on the mode of talking to himself, and Li Shimin and his group listened in bewilderment.
In fact, things similar to moon cakes have existed for a long time, but they are not like the later moon cakes.
The moon cakes at that time were called Taishi cakes, which were different.
Moreover, it is not eaten during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
"My dear brother, what are you talking about? Which dynasty is the Song Dynasty?"
Li Shimin asked.
Su Yu replied casually: "It is the dynasties after the fall of the Tang Dynasty, the Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty."
puff
Li Shimin was heartbroken.
He also talked about what happened after the demise of Li Tang Jiangshan.
Forget it, don't ask.
Li Shimin also knows that there is no immortal dynasty in the world.
The Zhou Dynasty was known as the holy dynasty, and the dynasty that Confucius strongly admired was not over yet.
Li Tang Jiangshan will eventually perish one day, he knows it very well.
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui were used to Su Yu speaking surprisingly.
If the emperor doesn't ask, they naturally can't talk too much as courtiers.
"It's okay, you guys get ready, I'll make some mooncakes to eat."
"I've been here for more than ten years, and I haven't eaten mooncakes yet."
Su Yu said, walked into the kitchen, and began to tinker by himself.
The queen saw that Li Shimin's expression was not very good, and comforted her: "Husband, sometimes Su Yu likes to joke, don't take it to heart."
Li Shimin smiled bitterly: "He likes to joke, but when did he say he missed it?"
The queen was speechless and smiled awkwardly.
The dynasties rose and fell, and there was no way to control it. It was useless to think about things hundreds of years later.
Li Shimin could only relax.
"Let's go, play two rounds of mahjong."
"Look at this, we'll have something delicious soon."
Li Shimin laughed.
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui laughed along to ease the atmosphere.
The four of them went into the warm room to play mahjong.
Su Yu specially built a chess and card room for them to play cards.
In the room, the two sisters Chang Le and Xiao Sizi fought against Shangguan Yun's sister-in-law.
After closing the door, the two tables of mahjong were crackling.
This winter is Li Shimin's last good time. When he returns to Chang'an City, a bunch of memorials are waiting for him.
So, he wants to indulge himself.
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