Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

As the saying goes, eating melons is not a big deal.

Li Si described in detail the indescribable things between his daughter-in-law and Zhang San.

Zhang San came again to accuse Li Si and his wife of indescribable things.

Su Yumei said happily: "Let me tell you in detail how they live with each other."

Li Shimin was bloodied by Su Yu.

It's a good thing I didn't invite him to be an official in the court, otherwise my Taiji Hall would become flat Kangfang in seconds.

This guy is too dirty!
The people at the door booed and said with a smile: "Say it, you should say it."

Zhang San said aggrievedly: "My lord, I can't talk to each other anymore."

hiss.
Is it indescribable?
Forget it, it doesn’t matter if you don’t listen, maybe it’s really disgusting.

"Forget it, don't dirty the official's ears."

Su Yu waved his hand.

Li Shimin sneered and said, "My dear brother, magistrate, you are also afraid of dirtying your ears."

Su Yubai glanced at Li Shimin and reprimanded him, "Why is the county magistrate so rude to me?"

Li Shimin was so angry that his beard flew up.

Zhang San and Li Si worshiped at the same time: "I beg the county magistrate to make decisions for the grassroots."

Neither side is a good thing, and the four of them are all bad tastes.

How is this case judged?
I have a headache.

Su Yu looked up and saw Du Ruhui smiling lewdly.

"Master Du, how should I judge this case?"

Su Yu asked Du Ruhui.

"this."

Du Ruhui was too busy listening to the indescribable plot, but didn't react.

"Let me think about it."

Du Ruhui turned around and discussed with Wei Zheng.

"Old Wei, how do you think we should deal with it?"

Wei Zheng raised his eyebrows coldly, pointed at the four people and shouted: "You should be killed, everyone should be killed!"

"Such shameless troublemakers are depraved! Kill!"

Wei Zheng was so angry that the four of them kowtowed like garlic.

"Your Excellency, please spare your life."

Li Shimin looked at the four people coldly, thinking that he wanted to kill them too.

Su Yu shook his head and said, "Master Wei is too much, it's not enough."

"Don't be afraid, the judge will judge."

Su Yu picked up the gavel and patted it.

There was no sound in the hall, and everyone waited for Su Yu to leave.

"The Master said: Food and sex are sex!"

"Mencius said: How can the great desires of men and women exist in food and drink!"

"Although the four of you are not serious, your hobbies are quite peculiar."

"But I don't think it has caused any harm to society."

"It's your own family business."

Su Yu said slowly.

Li Shimin was immediately unhappy when he heard that Su Yu's tone was to let them go.

"Master County Magistrate, you are not right."

Li Shimin said.

"Shut up, I'm talking, how can you interrupt?"

Su Yu gave Li Shimin a white look.

"Hey, You"

Li Shimin crossed his hands in front of his chest, and said nothing angrily.

"Zhang San, Li Si."

Su Yu laughed.

"The grass people are here."

The two kowtowed.

"Oh, your mother-in-law and aunt are quite beautiful, but they are just curious."

"As for Zhang San, he has the same hobbies as Siniang."

"This Li Si has the same hobby as San Niang."

"Well, the judge pronounces the sentence as follows."

Su Yu shouted loudly, scaring everyone into a fright.

"Master, record!"

Su Yu said.

Wei Zheng refused, but Du Ruhui took the pen and paper and began to record.

"Zhang San, Li Si, San Niang and Si Niang, they are good citizens, but they have strange habits."

"Although it is offensive, it has never done anything that hurts people."

"My judgment: San Niang marries Li Si, Si Niang marries Zhang San, each gets what he deserves!"

Su Yu pronounced the sentence.

When this statement came out, everyone was in an uproar!

"My dear brother, isn't that right?"

Li Shimin exclaimed, what the hell, there is still such a case?
Wei Zheng was too angry to speak.

When he was in Sujiazhuang, Su Yu was cunning and unpredictable.

Why are you so confused here?Misjudgment of the case?
"Shut up! I'm the county magistrate! My territory is up to me!"

Su Yu said.

Li Shimin wanted to show his cards on the spot: I am the emperor, this is my territory.

The people outside the hall were talking about it, some said it was good, and some said it was strange.

Du Ruhui, an old pervert, finds this verdict very heartwarming.

"The county magistrate is really a god's judgment."

"As the saying goes, lovers will eventually get married."

Du Ruhui picked up the verdict and smiled slightly.

Li Shimin killed Du Ruhui with a single look, and cursed him in his heart as an old pervert!
"Old Du, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

Wei Zheng was furious.

"Grassman, thank you."

The four of them thought they would be executed by Ling Chi as a warning to others.

Unexpectedly, Su Yu actually made them two pairs of perverted mandarin ducks.

Du Ruhui smiled and gave them the certificate as evidence.

The four went out happily.

Li Shimin frowned, very dissatisfied.

"You have spoiled the atmosphere of Datang."

Li Shimin muttered.

Su Yu waved his hand and said with a smile: "Pedantic view."

Li Shimin was not convinced, and asked instead: "How can you be pedantic?"

Su Yu said, "Old Li, I did this for Li Er."

Li Shimin sneered and said, "Hehe, you're right, let's talk about it."

Su Yu smiled slightly: "Old Li, although the population in this world is large, it is still small compared with Sui Wendi Yang Jianshi."

"When you kill a pair of adult men and women, it's not that four people are missing, and their children are also counted."

"The population is not enough, but still killing people?"

"Besides, what they did did not cause harm to other people. Besides, neither of them will suffer, energy conservation."

Li Shimin was surprised inwardly: This kid made a mess of things, but the truth is right.

The two said it was offensive, but in fact, the four digested it internally and did not interfere with others.

Moreover, the population is indeed the foundation of the country, and beheading should be done with caution.

"You're full of crooked ideas."

Li Shimin muttered.

After a case was judged, Su Yu asked who else wanted to complain.

The people outside the hall saw that Su Yu was good, so a man in ragged clothes walked in and knelt under the hall.

"The county magistrate is in charge of the grassroots."

This man is full of vicissitudes of life, and he is an old farmer.

"Come here, help the old man up and give him a seat."

Su Yu shouted.

Farmers have worked hard all their lives, how can they kneel down.

The yamen servant hurriedly helped the old farmer and moved the stool.

The old farmer dared not dare.

Li Shimin was surprised, and thought to himself: It's rare that Su Yu respects the peasants so much.

After sitting down, Su Yu asked: "Old man, what grievances do you have? Tell me, I will make the decision for you."

As soon as the old farmer opened his mouth, tears streamed from his eyes.

"My lord, because I got sick a few years ago, in order to buy medicine, I bet the land to the landlord Niusanlang."

"When I saved up money to redeem it, he accused me of owing him money, seized the land and refused to pay it back, and even robbed my daughter to be a maid."

"My lord, please make the decision for me."

The old farmer cried, and those who heard it were sad, and those who heard it shed tears.

Su Yu hated this kind of thing the most. He slapped the table and shouted, "Catch Niu Sanlang!"

Lao Chen immediately found someone who knew the way, and went to arrest them and come back to ask questions.

Li Shimin felt strange and asked: "Old man, the land is given by the government and cannot be bought or sold."

"How can you bet the field to Niu Sanlang?"

According to the regulations of the Tang Dynasty, this is indeed the case.

The old farmer cried: "My lord, the imperial court has the imperial court's regulations, and there are methods under the ground, it's all like this."

Su Yu said: "Old Li, this means that there are policies at the top and countermeasures at the bottom."