Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

The queen's heart was pounding when the cloud hit her.

Unconsciously stretch out your hands to catch the clouds.

But it was like entering a fairyland, and the basket was surrounded by a white mist.

The hot air balloon continued on its way through the clouds.

When I looked back, it was still a cloud.

"Did I pass through the fairy cloud just now?"

The queen laughed excitedly.

Changle and Li Shimin also found it incredible that they actually reached the clouds.

"Mother, I've become a fairy."

Chang Le chuckled.

Li Shimin shook his sleeves, looked at the clouds behind him, and sighed: "So this is what it feels like to fly through the clouds?"

"Oh, I can be regarded as a fairy."

Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui were very happy, with smug smiles on their faces.

"Shopkeeper, we just inhaled fairy energy."

Du Ruhui smiled triumphantly.

"Immortal energy? What kind of immortal energy do you inhale?"

Li Shimin asked.

"The two of us took a few mouthfuls of Xianyun just now, this will at least live a few hundred years longer."

Wei Zheng chuckled.

Li Shimin was furious and scolded: "You two old things, why didn't you tell me!"

Wei Zheng smiled and said: "Shopkeeper, Xianyun came too suddenly, I forgot."

Li Shimin yelled it was a pity.

Su Yu shook his head and smiled, "You people don't know much about it. Clouds are just water vapor, no different from foggy days."

"This cloud is relatively low, so I passed through it."

"However, there is no pollution now. This cloud is pure water vapor. It's not bad to take a few breaths."

"If you want to live a few hundred years longer, you guys want to eat farts."

How would the ancients say, say they are stupid, they did many things that modern society couldn't do.

Let's say they are smart, what's going on with these bastards in front of them?

I don't know such common sense.

"Probably because of the lack of nine-year compulsory education."

Su Yu muttered.

Hot air balloons are flying in the sky, and the people on the ground are doing farm work in the fields, and there are also merchants on the road.

Suddenly a dark cloud appeared on the ground, covering him.

When I looked up, I saw a huge fish flying.

"what is that?"

The people pointed in horror at the hot air balloon in the sky.

"That's it, fish?"

"It's not a fish, it's a big fish."

Su Yu deliberately painted the hot air balloon in the shape of a kun.

Looking up from the ground, it looks like a kun at the start, and the leveling up depends on swallowing.

People in ancient times had never seen a flying machine, and thought that a big fish was flying up.

A passing scholar looked up and said in surprise, "This is Kun!"

"There is a fish in Dark North, and its name is Kun!"

"Is this flying from Beiming to the Central Plains?"

The merchants passing by were trembling with fright, and quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"The gods bless me to make a fortune, the gods bless me, the gods bless me."

Kowtow to worship the gods, of course, requires incense and tribute. Merchants can't find anything on the road, so they pile up some soil and kowtow to the hot air balloon.

Princess Changle smiled with binoculars: "Aniang, look at those people, they worship us as gods."

The queen took the binoculars, and sure enough, she saw the people kneeling down.

"We have become gods."

The queen laughed.

Li Shimin looked at it with a binoculars, and smiled in his heart: This is much more interesting than accepting the kneeling of all officials in the court.

When the hot air balloon flies over Tongguan,

There is a temple on the mountain there.

A few Taoist priests were drinking tea and playing Go, and the two Taoist boys next to them were almost young.

These two are Qingfengmingyue, and one of the Taoist priests playing chess is Yuan Tiangang, the other is the Taoist priest Baihe of Shangqing Temple, and the one watching is Li Chunfeng.

Qingfeng and Mingyue were feeding two long-tailed birds, which were raised by Taoist Baihe.

Suddenly, two birds raised their heads and looked at the sky in horror.

Qingfeng noticed the sudden darkness under her feet.

When I looked up, I saw a huge Kun flying by.

"Master, Master!"

Qingfeng shouted.

Yuan Tiangang was playing chess with Baihe, and the situation was deadlocked, evenly matched.

Qingfeng's voice interrupted Yuan Tiangang's train of thought.

Snapped!
The chess piece was smashed into the bowl, and Yuan Tiangang scolded angrily: "Sinister, what are you crying about!"

Qingfeng ignored Yuan Tiangang's angry reprimand and looked up at the sky.

Mingyue and Li Chunfeng also looked up at the sky.

"Senior brother, look."

Li Chunfeng said.

Yuan Tiangang and Baihe looked up, watching a huge Kun fly by in horror.

"Hey? Is there someone up there?"

Taoist Baihe is known as clairvoyant and has excellent eyesight.

He took a closer look and found that there was a basket under the Kun, and there were people beside it.

It was sunny at this time, so it was a bit dark under the lights, and people with poor eyesight could not find the basket.

"Someone? How is it possible?"

Yuan Tiangang didn't believe it.

Li Chunfeng squinted his eyes and tried his best to concentrate, only to realize that there was indeed someone.

"Could it be that Patriarch Nanhua traveled south on a Kun?"

Li Chunfeng exclaimed.

"Daoist Baihe, who is above?"

Yuan Tiangang asked.

"There are men and women, the men are very noble, and the women are very beautiful."

Priest Baihe saw Li Shimin and Princess Changle.

"It's really a fairy coming down to earth."

Yuan Tiangang exclaimed.

"Hurry up, take the incense burner tribute and pay homage to the ancestors of Nanhua."

Daoist Bai He shouted.

The Taoist priests of Shangqingguan immediately moved out the altar, put offerings on it, and kowtowed.

Li Shimin saw Yuan Tiangang on the hot air balloon, and secretly smiled in his heart: This guy actually regards me as a god.

It's ridiculous that I used to regard Yuan Tiangang as a god.

Sure enough, the true god of Datang is Su Yu.

The hot air balloon was very fast, flew to the outskirts of Luoyang, and then fell slowly.

Su Yu asked Lao Chen and He Meng to clean up immediately.

Not long after, the surrounding people came to bow down with offerings.

Only one basket with beer and some uneaten fruit was found at the scene.

The people thought it was left by the gods, and looted it one after another, and the scene got out of control for a while.

"My dear brother, you let us have a fairy addiction."

Li Shimin laughed.

"What is this? After the students from Lanxiang School are trained, I will let you go to heaven."

Su Yu said.

Those are all students trained by modern science.

Su Yu made them do things with ease.

"Brother, it's enough to be able to ride the clouds and the fog, I don't expect it from heaven."

Li Shimin thought Su Yu was joking.

I just flew into the sky, only to find that the sky is still up there, out of reach.

"Hmph, you said, don't come then."

Su Yu rode on the prepared horse and arrived at the pier.

A huge luxury Jianglou boat floats on the water.

"It's so luxurious."

Li Shimin exclaimed.

This boat was commissioned by Li Shimin to build it privately, and he gave a lot of money.

"Wow, my first time on a boat."

Princess Changle climbed up excitedly.

Little Si was still in Su Yu's arms and refused to come down.

"Okay, it's okay, this is not the sky, don't be afraid of heights."

Su Yu laughed.

After several urgings, Xiao Si reluctantly came down.

After getting on the boat, setting up the sails, the boatman shakes the oars, and the boat goes to Yangzhou.

Standing on the bow of the boat, Su Yu looked at the water of the Grand Canal and sighed slightly.

Li Shimin asked, "My dear brother, why are you sighing?"

Su Yu said to Li Shimin seriously: "Old Li, you must know that people's hearts are like water, and water can carry a boat and capsize it!"

Li Shimin was stunned, he didn't expect Su Yu to say such a thorough word.

He came from the peasant uprising at the end of the Sui Dynasty and knew how powerful the people were.

The common people can make a dynasty, and they can also kill a dynasty.

"My dear brother, I remember."

Li Shimin nodded.

Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui exclaimed: "Young Master Su is really a sage."

Su Yu smiled.

What a sage is like a man, this is what Li Er taught his son Li Zhi.

I used it to educate Lao Li, that's all.