Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Su Yu came out of the room.

"Lao Li, it's your loud voice that woke me up."

Just now when he was dozing off in the room, Li Shimin smiled and Su Yu woke up.

"My dear brother, you teach them how to play cards. What is it called Fighting the Landlord? You are trying to fight yourself."

Li Shimin laughed.

"Aren't you, Su Yu, the richest person in Tang Dynasty?"

The Queen chuckled.

It stands to reason that the richest person in the Tang Dynasty was Li Shimin, the emperor.

But he himself knew that Su Yu had more money than him.

Therefore, Doudizhu is Dou Suyu.

"Old Li, what are you talking about?"

"The biggest landlord in the Tang Dynasty is of course Li Er."

"Is there no king in the world, where the sun and the moon shine, and where the rivers and rivers go, all belong to Li Er."

"I fight the landlord, of course I fight Li Er."

"Little litchi, little persimmon, what do you think?"

Su Yu laughed.

Chang Le and Xiao Sizi were playing cards, nodded and said in unison: "Yes, Dou Lier, cheat him, fuck him to death!"

puff.
Li Shimin was full of old blood, and Su Yu was so angry that he was half dead.

Has my precious daughter been instigated?
Completely became Su Yu's accomplice.

Follow the fiancé to cheat on the father-in-law.

The queen couldn't hold back, and laughed.

"That's all, I won't argue with you."

"You have a three-inch tongue, when will my old Li win?"

Li Shimin waved his hand and stopped talking about this.

"My dear brother, let us use your shampoo, I haven't washed my hair for a long time."

Li Shimin's head was itchy, but with a bare head, he couldn't scratch it, which was really uncomfortable.

"Shampoo, you go to Teacher Tony's place in front."

"He opened a shampoo shop, absolutely formal."

Su Yu said.

Li Shimin was confused, what the hell is Mr. Tony?

What is an absolutely formal shampoo shop?
Are there any irregular ones?
"My dear brother, who is Mr. Tony?"

Li Shimin asked.

He thought it was Mr. Teacher.

"My dear brother, the two of us want to wash our hair, not a teacher who teaches."

said the Queen.

Her hair has to be washed too.

"It's Er Gouzi, his brother and his sister-in-law, who opened a hair washing shop in Zhuangzi. Go there and wash your hair, and you will be satisfied."

Su Yu said.

Li Shimin suddenly realized, and said with a tsk: "If you just say that you are a big dog, it will be over. We don't understand all the things."

"That's right, it made us look like Weng Tianshe."

the Queen complained.

"Go out and turn left, there is a sign in the shape of a big dog, just go in."

Su Yu laughed.

People in ancient times didn't cut their hair, so they could only open shampoo shops, not barber shops.

There is no way to do hairstyles, anyway, they are all tied up.

But because both men and women have long hair, the business of washing hair is good.

Su Yu stroked the cat and instructed them to fight the landlord.

Just learned to play cards, the three of them are not very proficient.

Half an hour later, Li Shimin and the queen came back.

"Brother, Mr. Tony's skills are really good."

"My hair has never been so smooth."

Li Shimin didn't wear a Putou, but came back with a full head of hair.

So is the Queen, whose hair dances slightly in the wind.

"Our shampoo shop in Sujiazhuang is absolutely formal."

Su Yang laughed.

The guard He Meng saw that Li Shimin and the Queen's hair became so soft, and said happily, "Boss, I'll go wash my hair too."

Li Shimin nodded and said: "Go, you can go shopping by yourself when you arrive at Sujiazhuang."

He Meng was overjoyed and walked towards the shampoo shop.

"My dear brother, if this kind of shampoo shop opens in Chang'an City, it will definitely be popular."

Li Shimin had another crooked idea of ​​making money.

In ancient times, the hair was long, not easy to wash, and there were many lice.

Such a good business, do not do it for nothing.

Su Yu thought it made sense.

"You ask Lao Du to discuss with Tony, and open a chain store in Chang'an City if possible."

"I supply shampoo here, and the money I make is still [-] cents."

The last time the system was turned on, a bunch of books were given, which were all kinds of daily necessities.

There are also various methods of synthesizing raw materials.

In addition to this knowledge, the system opens a warehouse, which contains things that cannot be synthesized in the Tang Dynasty.

It's a treasure chest.

Su Yu was dissatisfied with the system at the time, but after thinking about it, it seemed to be okay.

Anyway, as a salted fish, these things are just right.

"My dear brother, it's okay."

Li Shimin was overjoyed.

There are so many people in Chang'an City, if each person does laundry once a week on average, that's a lot of money.

Chef Zhang shouted in the room to eat.

"Let's go, let's play after dinner."

Su Yu got up and went into the restaurant.

Xue Ji gave Li Shimin and the queen two jade hairpins, and tied up their hair simply.

Sitting down to eat, Li Shimin's two chopsticks could not pick up anything.

"Old Li, what's the matter with you?"

"It's not Alzheimer's disease, is it?"

Su Yu purposely picked up a piece of beef firmly and put it in his mouth.

"What is Ahmadosis?"

the queen asked.

Did not understand.

"It's Alzheimer's."

Su Yu said.

Although I have never heard of Alzheimer's disease, the literal meaning is easy to understand.

When Su Yu said that Li Shimin had dementia, he was so angry that he was half dead.

"Brother, how old am I? Just say I'm demented?"

Li Shimin stood up, stretched his head over, squinted his eyes and firmly picked up a piece of beef.

"See, I can't see clearly, it's not that I can't hold it firmly."

Li Shimin deliberately opened his mouth wide and ate a piece of beef.

"Lao Li, you are nearsighted."

"Did you read too much account book?"

Su Yu laughed.

Myopia?
"Your brother really looks at the books too much."

"But what is myopia?"

the queen asked.

Reading memorials and reading account books mean the same thing, anyway, reading too many words makes your eyes hard to use.

But I have never heard of the word myopia.

"It's just that things in the distance can't be seen clearly."

Su Yu laughed.

"Yes, yes, that's it."

The queen was very interested in this topic, and she knew that Su Yu had a lot of ideas.

Maybe something can be figured out.

"This is simple, just wear a pair of myopia glasses."

Su Yu said.

Li Shimin suddenly stopped his chopsticks and asked, "My dear brother, don't trick me. Can this be cured?"

Myopia is a common problem among scholars.

Although the ancients didn't look at mobile phones and computers, but reading books under the oil lamp is touching.

Not to mention chiseling the wall to steal light to read.

This problem has never been solved.

Su Yu actually said that there is a way.

It can't be a pair of eyes, right?

"Lao Li, when did I cheat you?"

"I only cheated on Li Er, and you have a share too."

Su Yu said.

Li Shimin's heart is like this: I am Li Er, I am!
Since the first time I saw you, you have been cheating on me!
"That's right, Brother Xian takes good care of me."

Li Shimin laughed.

The queen and the two princesses stuffed things into their mouths immediately, for fear of laughing.

"Brother, how to solve it?"

Li Shimin asked.

Su Yu raised his eyebrows and said with a slight smile, "I'll change your eyes for you."

puff.
"I guessed it, I won't talk to you."

Li Shimin stood up, picked up a bowl full of beef, and ignored Su Yu.