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Chapter 512 I am a fish, you are water
"I guess Mr. Zhuge must have forgotten his elder brother!" Guan Yu thought for a moment, and then said to himself, "Now I may believe that Zhuge Liang may have really forgotten his elder brother's visit during this time."
On the way to find Zhuge Liang for the third time, Liu Bei was also thoughtful. The time between the first and second visits to Zhuge Liang was not very close.
But Zhuge Liang has never heard from him. He was also puzzled before, but after hearing what Guan Yu said, he seemed to understand the reason.
The power of love...
But Zhang Fei said unhappily, "I'm sure I won't forget, Zhuge Liang did it on purpose, anyway, I don't care, if Zhuge Liang is still putting on airs this time, I will set Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage on fire!"
Guan Yu patted Zhang Fei on the shoulder and said, "Third brother, I can't rule out the possibility you said. If it is true, I will burn it with you, but... Zhuge Liang must not have time during this time."
Liu Bei also smiled ambiguously at Zhang Fei, "Third brother, you don't understand."
Only Zhang Fei was left with a bewildered expression.
Before the projection, Cao Cao's eyes suddenly lit up, saying this, he will not be sleepy anymore.
He understood Liu Bei's smile almost instantly!
Guan Yu also nodded, the power of love is incomparable, otherwise how could he suddenly turn against Cao Cao?
After the wedding, no matter what, Zhuge Liang was always busy.
Zhuge Liang's face was also a little red.
But the book boy couldn't help asking, "Sir, why is Liu Bei smiling so weirdly? Why can't I understand a word they said?"
"I don't understand either. In short, children, don't be so curious and get on the road!" Zhuge Liang replied.
And a picture appeared again in the projection.
In the small thatched hut, it was windy and snowy outside, but the candlelight inside reflected two cheeks. Among them, the man was plump and handsome, with an indescribable elegance on his body, and next to him was a man who seemed completely incompatible with the man. side woman.
She was extremely ugly, with yellow hair and a rough and cracked face. In terms of appearance, she was indeed not beautiful.
Looking at each other, the woman slowly opened her mouth, and she said with her red lips lightly parted: "Why do you like me?"
"Look, I was born with yellow hair, and I don't look good, but you are so good-looking, and you are a famous scholar!"
When Zhuge Liang heard this, he immediately covered Huang Yueying's mouth, and said, "To be honest, after studying for so many years, there is never a question that I can't understand, but your question caught me."
"Love this question, I don't know the answer."
"I don't know if I like you or not."
"Oh." Huang Yueying replied, her eyes a little disappointed.
But then, Zhuge Liang said, "Although I don't know whether I like you or not, I do know that when I'm with you, I will be happy. When you laugh, I want to laugh. When you feel sad, I feel sad."
"Seeing those people making fun of you and bullying you, you know, I haven't thought of beating people for decades, but at that moment I really want to beat them."
"Gentlemen don't care about other people's right and wrong, they don't understand this truth, and besides, it's not up to you to decide whether your parents will be blessed by your body!"
Zhuge Liang said indignantly, and then his voice changed.
"I don't care what other people think, but in my heart, you are the most beautiful, you can shoot crossbows, and you have such a kind heart, I dare not look at you when you are clearly dazzling, how can you be ugly?"
He grabbed Huang Yueying's small hand, which was icy and cold, making Zhuge Liang's soft cheeks even softer.
"Do you know? Me and you, I am like the fish, you are like the water, so this should be regarded as liking?" Zhuge Liang asked back.
Huang Yueying was a little confused for a while, she didn't react, so she asked, "Fish and water? What does this mean?"
Zhuge Liang grasped Huang Yueying's hand and said, "Without you, I would die!"
"hiss!"
Cao Cao covered his head and felt his scalp numb.
Zhuge Liang's words are so good!
As for Wu Zetian, Zhao Feiyan and the others, their beautiful eyes also brightened. As ancient times, they were deep in the palace compound. How could they have heard such words. At this moment, they wished that they were that Huang Yueying.
But even so, his whole body was numb.
Xu Da, who was watching the film, said, "You have to be a scholar to talk about flirting. I am convinced by Xu Da!"
Datang.
Li Er had just heard this sentence, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Empress Changsun pushing open the door, holding a bowl of steaming chicken soup in her hand.
"Your Majesty, let's drink some soup."
She blew on the chicken soup and came to Li Er, completely unaware of what happened to the projection.
Li Ershun took Empress Changsun's hand, put down the chicken soup, and looked at Empress Changsun affectionately.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
But Li Er pretended not to hear it, but said to himself, "Guanyin maidservant, there is something I must say!"
"Ah? What?" Empress Changsun was confused.
"Guanyin maidservant, you and I, do you know? I am like the fish, and Guanyin maidservant, you are like the water!"
"Fish? Water?" Empress Changsun was a little messy.
"I can't live without you."
In an instant, Empress Changsun froze all over. Looking at the affectionate Li Er, her body softened for a while, and she fell directly into Li Er's arms.
Then he looked at Li Er with his eyes glistening with water.
"I'm going, the effect is so good?"
Li Er looked at this pair of phoenix eyes like autumn water, and his scalp felt inexplicably numb. He felt as if he had played too much... His waist also seemed to be aching.
After Zhuge Liang's words, Wan Chao had many more men who could flirt with girls.
This night is destined to be full of artillery fire.
"..."
People who watched the movie couldn't stand it, let alone Huang Yueying herself.
Zhuge Liang's words hit her heartstrings directly, and she only replied four words, "Hold me to bed!"
Zhuge Liang also carried Huang Yueying to the bed with big strides. Outside, the wind and snow were swaying, the wind was squalling, and under the abyss, the water was rushing and rushing for thousands of miles!
That night, the thatched cottage swayed in the wind and rain.
The screen changed, the next day.
Inside the house, Huang Yueying was sleeping soundly, and outside, Zhuge Liang was basking in the sun, clutching his old waist.
Cao Cao: "What's the matter? If you want a reward, just say it, as if someone has no money, let me release the middle part, Cao wants to study something!"
"Who looks down upon you!"
Cao Cao started cursing.
Yuan Shao: "That's right, if others don't have money, how can I, Yuan Shao, have no money? Who are you underestimating!"
Below this comment, comments surged wildly, and countless Cao thieves followed in an instant.
Gao Yang's voice sounded.
"In short, not only this day, Zhuge Liang was with Huang Yueying every day, and Zhuge Liang also said a lot of similar things."
"The book boy did report Liu Bei's second visit, but Zhuge Liang, who originally remembered to take the initiative to meet Liu Bei, forgot about it, but his beloved was by his side. It was the beginning of March."
"The day has come!"
"After talking about love and working hard all night, Zhuge Liang was basking in the sun and rubbing his waist comfortably in his yard."
"What a coincidence, this happened to meet the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang!"
"The first time the three of them saw Zhuge Liang, they saw Zhuge Liang rubbing his waist."
Three people: "..."
Zhuge Liang rubbed his waist: "..."
On the way to find Zhuge Liang for the third time, Liu Bei was also thoughtful. The time between the first and second visits to Zhuge Liang was not very close.
But Zhuge Liang has never heard from him. He was also puzzled before, but after hearing what Guan Yu said, he seemed to understand the reason.
The power of love...
But Zhang Fei said unhappily, "I'm sure I won't forget, Zhuge Liang did it on purpose, anyway, I don't care, if Zhuge Liang is still putting on airs this time, I will set Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage on fire!"
Guan Yu patted Zhang Fei on the shoulder and said, "Third brother, I can't rule out the possibility you said. If it is true, I will burn it with you, but... Zhuge Liang must not have time during this time."
Liu Bei also smiled ambiguously at Zhang Fei, "Third brother, you don't understand."
Only Zhang Fei was left with a bewildered expression.
Before the projection, Cao Cao's eyes suddenly lit up, saying this, he will not be sleepy anymore.
He understood Liu Bei's smile almost instantly!
Guan Yu also nodded, the power of love is incomparable, otherwise how could he suddenly turn against Cao Cao?
After the wedding, no matter what, Zhuge Liang was always busy.
Zhuge Liang's face was also a little red.
But the book boy couldn't help asking, "Sir, why is Liu Bei smiling so weirdly? Why can't I understand a word they said?"
"I don't understand either. In short, children, don't be so curious and get on the road!" Zhuge Liang replied.
And a picture appeared again in the projection.
In the small thatched hut, it was windy and snowy outside, but the candlelight inside reflected two cheeks. Among them, the man was plump and handsome, with an indescribable elegance on his body, and next to him was a man who seemed completely incompatible with the man. side woman.
She was extremely ugly, with yellow hair and a rough and cracked face. In terms of appearance, she was indeed not beautiful.
Looking at each other, the woman slowly opened her mouth, and she said with her red lips lightly parted: "Why do you like me?"
"Look, I was born with yellow hair, and I don't look good, but you are so good-looking, and you are a famous scholar!"
When Zhuge Liang heard this, he immediately covered Huang Yueying's mouth, and said, "To be honest, after studying for so many years, there is never a question that I can't understand, but your question caught me."
"Love this question, I don't know the answer."
"I don't know if I like you or not."
"Oh." Huang Yueying replied, her eyes a little disappointed.
But then, Zhuge Liang said, "Although I don't know whether I like you or not, I do know that when I'm with you, I will be happy. When you laugh, I want to laugh. When you feel sad, I feel sad."
"Seeing those people making fun of you and bullying you, you know, I haven't thought of beating people for decades, but at that moment I really want to beat them."
"Gentlemen don't care about other people's right and wrong, they don't understand this truth, and besides, it's not up to you to decide whether your parents will be blessed by your body!"
Zhuge Liang said indignantly, and then his voice changed.
"I don't care what other people think, but in my heart, you are the most beautiful, you can shoot crossbows, and you have such a kind heart, I dare not look at you when you are clearly dazzling, how can you be ugly?"
He grabbed Huang Yueying's small hand, which was icy and cold, making Zhuge Liang's soft cheeks even softer.
"Do you know? Me and you, I am like the fish, you are like the water, so this should be regarded as liking?" Zhuge Liang asked back.
Huang Yueying was a little confused for a while, she didn't react, so she asked, "Fish and water? What does this mean?"
Zhuge Liang grasped Huang Yueying's hand and said, "Without you, I would die!"
"hiss!"
Cao Cao covered his head and felt his scalp numb.
Zhuge Liang's words are so good!
As for Wu Zetian, Zhao Feiyan and the others, their beautiful eyes also brightened. As ancient times, they were deep in the palace compound. How could they have heard such words. At this moment, they wished that they were that Huang Yueying.
But even so, his whole body was numb.
Xu Da, who was watching the film, said, "You have to be a scholar to talk about flirting. I am convinced by Xu Da!"
Datang.
Li Er had just heard this sentence, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Empress Changsun pushing open the door, holding a bowl of steaming chicken soup in her hand.
"Your Majesty, let's drink some soup."
She blew on the chicken soup and came to Li Er, completely unaware of what happened to the projection.
Li Ershun took Empress Changsun's hand, put down the chicken soup, and looked at Empress Changsun affectionately.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
But Li Er pretended not to hear it, but said to himself, "Guanyin maidservant, there is something I must say!"
"Ah? What?" Empress Changsun was confused.
"Guanyin maidservant, you and I, do you know? I am like the fish, and Guanyin maidservant, you are like the water!"
"Fish? Water?" Empress Changsun was a little messy.
"I can't live without you."
In an instant, Empress Changsun froze all over. Looking at the affectionate Li Er, her body softened for a while, and she fell directly into Li Er's arms.
Then he looked at Li Er with his eyes glistening with water.
"I'm going, the effect is so good?"
Li Er looked at this pair of phoenix eyes like autumn water, and his scalp felt inexplicably numb. He felt as if he had played too much... His waist also seemed to be aching.
After Zhuge Liang's words, Wan Chao had many more men who could flirt with girls.
This night is destined to be full of artillery fire.
"..."
People who watched the movie couldn't stand it, let alone Huang Yueying herself.
Zhuge Liang's words hit her heartstrings directly, and she only replied four words, "Hold me to bed!"
Zhuge Liang also carried Huang Yueying to the bed with big strides. Outside, the wind and snow were swaying, the wind was squalling, and under the abyss, the water was rushing and rushing for thousands of miles!
That night, the thatched cottage swayed in the wind and rain.
The screen changed, the next day.
Inside the house, Huang Yueying was sleeping soundly, and outside, Zhuge Liang was basking in the sun, clutching his old waist.
Cao Cao: "What's the matter? If you want a reward, just say it, as if someone has no money, let me release the middle part, Cao wants to study something!"
"Who looks down upon you!"
Cao Cao started cursing.
Yuan Shao: "That's right, if others don't have money, how can I, Yuan Shao, have no money? Who are you underestimating!"
Below this comment, comments surged wildly, and countless Cao thieves followed in an instant.
Gao Yang's voice sounded.
"In short, not only this day, Zhuge Liang was with Huang Yueying every day, and Zhuge Liang also said a lot of similar things."
"The book boy did report Liu Bei's second visit, but Zhuge Liang, who originally remembered to take the initiative to meet Liu Bei, forgot about it, but his beloved was by his side. It was the beginning of March."
"The day has come!"
"After talking about love and working hard all night, Zhuge Liang was basking in the sun and rubbing his waist comfortably in his yard."
"What a coincidence, this happened to meet the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang!"
"The first time the three of them saw Zhuge Liang, they saw Zhuge Liang rubbing his waist."
Three people: "..."
Zhuge Liang rubbed his waist: "..."
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