This anchor can deal with it, he really exposed the emperor's black history

"It is true that men in this world are generally stronger than women, but women have the ability to make men willing to farm without asking for anything in return!"

"For example, the Old Wang's family next door that Father Wang is very envious of. The eldest son of Old Wang next door is very enthusiastic and helps him farm the land every day. , They always come to Father Wang unintentionally to offer courtesy."

"At first, Father Wang thought it was because the guys in the village were too enthusiastic and the village spirit was right, but later, he found that it wasn't that these guys were too enthusiastic, but that they all wanted to brag about their own cabbages."

"Father Wang was gradually shocked. Too many handsome guys from ten miles and eight villages lined up to work for his family for free. The most outrageous thing is that they bring their own lunch!

One mu of land only takes a heartwarming smile from my own daughter.

These guys are like chicken blood, and they go back happily, even their dreams are sweet...

The suitor almost stepped through the threshold of Father Wang's house.

Some strong women who were born in the Western Han Dynasty held two big white buns in their hands and suddenly felt that the incomparably sweet big white buns they ate before are no longer delicious today!
The strength that was quite proud in the past is not fragrant at this moment.

Does beauty still have this effect?
The most outrageous thing is that they still think that men are really like this!

"Father Wang's thoughts gradually changed as Wang Zhaojun grew up. He would often wake up in the middle of the night and look in the mirror, and then look at his daughter-in-law who slept better than an old sow and snored from time to time, and finally comforted himself. Such beauty must be secretly blessed by the ancestors of his old Wang family!"

"Old Wang's opportunity may have arrived!"

"Licking the dog will be disappointing in the end. Facts have proved that no matter how hard they work, even if the hoe is broken, it is useless, because the dimensions of the two are already different."

"In the face of those who dig the land for their own house, they will not refuse anyone. They can even ask Wang Zhaojun to come over to meet and give some water to stimulate the fighting spirit and efficiency of free labor. But want to propose marriage? Want to marry my girl? Then Sorry, there is no door! You are just friends, just out of help among friends, aren't you?"

Everyone: "..."

Qin Shihuang: "This old man Wang is very interesting."

Zhang Fei also sighed, "Is this the fate of licking a dog?"

Xu Zhimo: "Damn it, is this the fate of licking a dog? In the future, even if I, Xu Zhimo, are beaten to death, starved to death, or die alone, I will never be a dog licker!"

At this moment, the young boy let out a cry from the bottom of his heart.

Gao Yang's voice continued to sound.

"That's right, it's very simple in Father Wang's thinking. For a girl as young as myself, not to mention other talents, even if it's just her looks, she will let the boys from ten miles and eight villages compete. If she married casually, wouldn't she It’s so bad that he vomits blood, the lintel of the Wang family depends entirely on his precious daughter!”

In the picture, Father Wang took a sip, as if he had already thought of the prosperity and wealth that he was sure to get.

"In the eyes of Father Wang, who doesn't have much idea, he simply thinks that if his daughter can charm so many young men now, then she can also charm the emperor in the palace!"

"But he didn't know that just because of his idea, there was an extra strange woman who served the country and the people in history."

"From a country's point of view, there is an extra legend and a hero in the world, but if these historical auras are thrown away, from a woman's point of view, there is a very sad and unfortunate woman in this world!"

"When Wang Zhaojun was sixteen or seventeen years old, Father Wang waited for the opportunity. The emperor searched for beautiful women all over the world to enrich his harem. Father Wang made up his mind to send his daughter into the palace!"

"This time, with Wang Zhaojun's expectations and the idea of ​​bringing glory to the family, a woman stepped into the palace with an unknown future..."

"However, this time it didn't go as smoothly as Father Wang imagined."

In the picture, Wang Zhaojun, who is young and beautiful, with a unique face, is standing outside the palace. She is mixed in with the large team of women entering the palace. Looking at the huge palace in front of her, she just feels so small, with a big heart in her arms. Unaware of her fate, she followed many court ladies into the palace.

This is a place that makes countless women dream about, but hates it deeply.

At the moment when Wang Zhaojun stepped into the palace with one foot, the scene changed suddenly.

In the palace, there are beautiful women wearing gauze skirts sitting upright. In front of them is a painter who is holding a brush. He is fat, and his eyes are sweeping back and forth. Soon, lifelike paintings appeared in front of everyone.

(The story about the painter comes from Miscellaneous Notes of Xijing, which is folklore, but the trend is basically correct. This clip is mainly about the painter, which is more interesting. It only adds highlights, but does not affect the historical trend and character quality. Everyone knows it.)

"hiss!"

At this moment, Emperor Han Yuan, who was furious about which emperor let these beauties go out to have a kiss, looked at the scene in front of him, and he suddenly fell silent.

At this moment, he admitted, he was a little panicked.

This picture looks familiar to him!
Dahan, it seems that there are not many dynasties that let painters paint!

"No way, no way, this puny emperor can't be me, right? But I'm crazy about this kind of beauty, so I let her go for a kiss!"

Emperor Han Yuan felt that this was outrageous, he still knew himself well, he was a full-fledged old pervert, such a beautiful woman, it didn't make sense!
The No. 3 beauty of Wanchao Beauty, was he given by Emperor Han Yuan to the Xiongnu for marriage?

Isn't this pure injustice?

Besides, the Huns were not strong at all during his period!

They deserve it too?

It doesn't make sense!

At this moment, Emperor Han Yuan couldn't figure it out.

Gao Yang continued.

"It's actually very cruel for women to enter the palace. There are only three paths to their fate. The first path is to let the emperor sleep. , the emperor lifts his trousers and refuses to recognize anyone, the third way, the emperor does not sleep, waiting to be alone or buried with him."

"So in this palace, the competition is extremely fierce, and the boss, Emperor Han Yuan, is a lustful but extremely lazy person. He is so lazy that he doesn't even want to pick them himself, but let the painter paint the appearance of these court ladies. Then he turns over the cards again and decides who will sleep with him at night."

"In order to seize this unique opportunity, the maids also fought hard. They used all their gold and silver just to make Mao Yanshou paint himself better."

"But Wang Zhaojun didn't honor Mao Yanshou, so Mao Yanshou drew her a shoehorn face and frantically put a widow's mole on her..."

"This also led to the fact that Emperor Han Yuan didn't meet Wang Zhaojun for three years. He didn't even know that there was such a beauty in the harem!"

At this moment, Emperor Han Yuan only felt his scalp go numb.

Never thought that this wronged emperor was actually himself! ! !
This beauty was ranked No.3 by Gao Yang among the ten thousand dynasties, and the beauty he obtained actually disappeared from under his nose! ! !
"Come on, I want to kill people!!!"

Emperor Han Yuan roared loudly.

ps: (If you don’t follow the Miscellaneous Notes of Xijing, you will lose your painter, but Emperor Han Yuan also didn’t see Wang Zhaojun for three years, and he regretted it until he finally saw it, the same direction.)