This anchor can deal with it, he really exposed the emperor's black history

Inside the tent of the Huns.

Xiongnu Shanyu couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and even sent a comment.

How could he not read this big man's joke?

On the contrary, the general next to him said hesitantly: "Shanyu, if Emperor Wu of the Han sees this, it's not good..."

The Xiongnu Shanyu also panicked for a while, but calmed down quickly.

"It's okay, there are so many hot-eyed comments in this comment area, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty can't see it!" He waved his hand and continued to watch the excitement of Emperor Han Ai and Dong Xian.

"..."

"Wait, I seem to have seen a comment!"

In Weiyang Palace, Emperor Wu of Han frowned and said solemnly.

"It seems that the Xiongnu Shanyu sent it. I want to see what he sent!"

Emperor Wu of the Han immediately flipped through the comments, and then saw that one.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "@雄奈单yu, huh..."

"Fuck!!!"

The Xiongnu Shanyu was shocked, can you see this?

"If I say it was sent by a subordinate? Do you believe it?" Xiongnu Shanyu said tentatively.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "Hehe..."

"He is too deceitful, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Didn't he just rely on Wei Qing and Huo Qubing to get him, so he just pretended, and really thought he was sure of me?"

"I sent people to assassinate Wei Qing and Huo Qubing first. After the assassination, my Xiongnu army is a hero. I can't be assassinated. I can retreat to defend, and advance to conquer the north of the vast sea! Who do you look down on!" Xiongnu Shanyu said sonorously!

The general in the account suddenly had a strange expression on his face. He didn't know the tone of his voice, but he thought he was going to fight Han Wudi hard!
[Liu Xin and Dong Xian met very happily, and Liu Xin awarded Dong Xian the official position of Huang Menlang on the spot. 】

[In Liu Xin's eyes, Dong Xian is a peerless beauty, so in the days that followed, the two were inseparable, inseparable. To Dong Xian, Liu Xin was almost obsessed with Dong Xian, and even ignored the inner palace for a while. I don't want all three thousand beauties for my concubine, but I only love Dong Xian! 】

Cao Cao: "I have an immature idea. These three thousand beauties and three thousand concubines, he doesn't favor them, but I do, okay?"

Zhang Fei: "This is a punishment!"

[As a result, Dong Xian was promoted three times within one month, which shocked the ruling and opposition parties! 】

Li Guang: "I'll go and get promoted three times a month. What's the speed?"

You know, the big man has strict regulations on official positions, either promoted by the emperor, or relying on military merits to speak, but generally speaking, it is very difficult!
He, Li Guang, wanted to be named Marquis one day since he was a child. It can be said that this was his lifelong dream, but things went against his wishes.
The promotion has also slowed down from a fast speed!

Up to now, he is old, and he doesn't know if he will be able to make military exploits when Emperor Wu of the Han conquers the Huns in the future, and he will be named Lord Marquis!

And Dong Xian was promoted to three levels in a row!
How does this make him not envious?

But Li Guang was not worried about being a Marquis, because being a Marquis is different from the promotion of such a small official position. According to the rules of the Great Han, according to the rules of the Great Han, one must have military merits to be a Marquis!
[About the story of the two, an allusion has gradually spread in later generations, which can be called the most classic allusion among same-sex people in later generations, the addiction to broken sleeves! 】

"Fuck? The future generations play so openly?"

Qin Shihuang was shocked. Could it be that later generations will have this kind of love?

[The addiction of broken sleeves is about one day, Liu Xin got up to go to court. Originally, the two wanted to get up together, but that day, Dong Xian slept soundly, and Liu Xin woke up first, but the sleeves of the ancients are relatively wide, Liu Xin's sleeves were held down by Dong Xian, looking at the sleeping Dong Xian, Liu Xin couldn't bear to disturb the person in his heart! 】

【So he picked up the sharp weapon next to him, cut off his sleeve, and left quietly so that Dong Xian could continue to sleep soundly. 】

Everyone: "..."

"Speechless, big speechless event!"

Liu Che looked up to the sky and sighed: "My old Liu family is famous!!!"

Li Shimin: "Before you laughed at my Tang Dynasty, you have a big man's harem, this is obviously more six!"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "..."

[It can be said that Liu Xin favored Dong Xian to the bottom of his heart. He built a Washington residence for Dong Xian. Also became Zhijinwu! 】

"What? Marquis of Guannei?!"

Li Guang suddenly became restless. Although he did not have any outstanding achievements in serving the Xiongnu, he is definitely a veteran who has fought for the country for many years!

As a result, Dong Xian was promoted to Lord Hou before he got into the rank of Lord Hou!
This made his envious eyes turn red!
"I'm actually no better than a butt seller!"

Li Guang's face was full of grief and indignation, feeling a great insult!

[Not only that, you must know that Dong Xian has a wife, so here comes the problem. It is not a problem for Dong Xian not to go home and be tired of being with Liu Xin every day, so Liu Xin waved his hand and directly called Dong Xian's wife. Received in the palace, let's play together! 】

Cao Cao: "That's right, it smells like that!"

Liu Bei: "It is estimated that Dong Xian's wife never dreamed that the man who greened her was a man, or the emperor."

[Dong Xian's younger sister was also named Zhaoyi by Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty, second only to the empress. Later, according to historical records, Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty, Dong Xian's couple and sister Dong Xian were buried together! 】

Cao Cao: "There's nothing to say, Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty is a ruthless person, it doesn't matter if he likes a husband, even his sister!"

Zhang Fei: "When it comes to playing, you are still an emperor!"

Zhu Di also sighed very much: "I know a thing or two, but I didn't expect it to be so exciting. We are many years ahead of the same sex!"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty completely paralyzed on the throne.

This shriveled bastard dragged the big man into the water by himself.

Li Guang looked up to the sky and screamed: "I only hate that I am not beautiful enough!!!"

"General, your idea is very dangerous. Our Majesty may not be good at it. Be careful to slap the horse's hoof!"

[Relying on his own beauty and the love of Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty, Dong Xian can be said to be extremely open-minded. Just because of his beauty, he has obtained what Li Guang dreamed of in his life but could not get, Marquis of Guannei! 】

Li Guang's eyes were sore, he was quite unbalanced in his heart!
[Not only that, Dong Xian is even more outrageous than Wei Qing and Huo Qubing when it comes to official positions alone. When Dong Xian was 22 years old, Dong Xian was named Da Sima by Liu Xin, ranking among the three public officials. In terms of the position of Da Sima alone, It was almost as fast as Hou Huo Qubing, the champion of the war, and even a little faster! 】

[And it also depends on beauty! 】

Huo Qubing: "?"

Wei Qing: "..."

Li Guang felt balanced when he saw this, but Huo Qubing and Wei Qing were not.

That's Da Sima...

Dong Xian did not make an inch of merit, but he was named Da Sima, ranking among the three princes.

They are actually no match for a butt seller!
[Not only that, once Liu Xin drank too much, and even felt that he was not good enough for Dong Xian, he wanted to follow the example of Yao and Shun and give up the throne to Dong Xian...]

"what?!"

At this moment, even Emperor Wu of Han was out of balance!