This anchor can deal with it, he really exposed the emperor's black history
Chapter 183 Li Longji's brain damage, An Lushan's coquettish operation
Which dynasty and generation did not starve to death?
If you can eat noodles, you can eat enough. If you have two to three hundred catties a year, it will be a prosperous age, let alone meat pies and mutton!
"Da Tang, is he so rich?"
Even Zhu Di was stunned by this number!
"What is a prosperous age, this is a prosperous age!"
The emperor said excitedly, his mind was agitated!
Externally, the power shakes all ethnic groups in the world, internally, the people are rich, everyone has clothes to wear, everyone has food to eat, and everyone has books to read!
This is the real prosperity!
At this moment, all dynasties were shocked by the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty.
This is the first time for them to cross dynasties and face the prosperous Tang Dynasty directly!
[Not only that, the Daming Palace in the Tang Dynasty is four times the size of the Forbidden City in later generations! 】
In Daming Palace, Li Shimin was also stunned.
"The Daming Palace of my future generations is four times that of the Forbidden City?"
"This is the prosperous Tang Dynasty of later generations?"
"Can everyone have enough to eat?"
Li Shimin's eyes were fixed on the projection, and his fists were clenched. This is enough to show that this emperor who left a lot in Chinese history is extremely restless in his heart at this moment!
But in the next second, the emperor's eyes turned red!
"You did such a good job in the front, why are you so confused in the back? It even ruined this prosperous world!"
"Li Longji!!!"
"There is also Anlu Mountain, I will smash your corpse into thousands of pieces, I will smash your corpse into thousands of pieces!!!"
In Daming Palace, Li Shimin's roar resounded.
"..."
"Is this the prosperous world I created?"
Li Longji's eyes were also dull, and he couldn't help feeling a little proud and arrogance welling up in his heart.
[But as I said, if this is the end and Li Longji is dead, then there must be a place for him in history, and there is no problem even competing with Li Shimin and Zhu Di, but it is a pity that he did not die, and this also Ruined his reputation, and ruined Datang even more! 】
Li Longji: "..."
How confused is he in the back, so that Gao Yang always mentions that if he dies early...
[Throughout history, if a dynasty wants to deteriorate, it must be its monarch first. After the Kaiyuan rule, Li Longji gradually drifted away, and he was gradually blinded by the extravagant and prosperous scene of the prosperous Tang Dynasty With his eyes, he began to enjoy himself, and at this time, he saw his daughter-in-law, Yang Yuhuan, whom he forcibly married Yang Yuhuan. 】
"Hey... I'm floating, here comes a scene I don't want to see..."
"Is this the beginning of the Anshi Rebellion?"
The emperors of various dynasties couldn't help frowning.
[Here I have to say a major event that affected history. This is the Battle of Constant Ross. The Battle of Constant Ross was when Datang encountered the Arab army. Datang’s strength was at its peak, but at this time the Arab army was also at its peak, strong When they collided, Datang suffered a disadvantage, but Arabia also felt that Datang was not easy to mess with, so the two sides started diplomacy! 】
[The importance of this battle lies in the fact that Datang stopped the pace of outward expansion, and if it stops outward, it must be inward, which is a very important factor. 】
Datang, Li Longji looked serious.
Because this battle did happen, Arabia is indeed very strong, he knows something about it, and the two sides have also established external connections. In fact, they don’t want to fight each other and give each other face, but the influence is so big?
Li Longji looked serious. After all, it was about the empire he ruled. How could he not care?
He is eager to figure out this Anshi Rebellion!
[The topic returns to the Anshi Rebellion, and also to the bloody affair between these three people. It can be said that the culprit is An Lushan, but this has an absolute relationship with the connivance of Yang Yuhuan and Li Longji! 】
[An Lushan is not a Han, but a Hu. If this An Lushan is also a talent, he was originally a Hu soldier who was defeated and was escorted back to the court for questioning, but he found a way to use it. Bribe officials with money to get rid of their guilt! 】
[At that time, Zhang Jiuling urged An Lushan to be killed, but Li Longji refused to listen, and even thought An Lushan was fat and cute! 】
Datang!
boom!
"Cute ass!"
"If this is beheaded, nothing will happen! I hate it!"
Li Shimin was so angry that he almost died suddenly.
An Lushan didn't die because Li Longji thought he was fat and cute!
He wanted to vomit blood.
[Moreover, due to the fusion of cultures, dances and poetry bloom the most brilliant charm in this era, while An Lushan, a barbarian with a fat weight of three hundred catties, has practiced Hu Xuanwu with one hand, weighing more than 300 catties, But it can jump and fly like a spinning top! 】
Guan Yu: "Cheating!"
Xu Da: "More than 300 catties, jumping and flying, ruthless!"
[This stunt made Yang Yuhuan and Li Longji very happy. With this stunt, he quickly rose to the top. Moreover, why is it said that An Lushan is a character? At that time, An Lushan, who was 48 years old, actually recognized 32-year-old Concubine Yang Gui mother! 】
On the projection, in the resplendent palace, An Lushan performed Huxuan dance again, making Li Longji and Concubine Yang very happy, while the bloated, white and clean An Lushan smiled beside him, looking simple and honest Incomparable.
Just when he was happy, An Lushan stepped forward and couldn't help shouting: "My son, An Lushan, knocked on his mother!"
An Lushan saluted Yang Guifei!
He wants to recognize Concubine Yang as his mother!
Afterwards, he continued to dance, and continued to dance the good Hu Xuanwu. His body weighing more than 300 kilograms seemed extremely flexible.
Li Longji was not angry, on the contrary, he smiled happily.
In the main hall, many concubines, including Concubine Yang, laughed.
In their eyes, An Lushan's behavior at the moment is like a clown!
But Li Shimin's eyes were about to burst into flames.
If he was present, he would wish for a few big mouths to come over!
They are fools!
[This act of identifying his mother as a barbarian is not weak. From then on, 48-year-old An Lushan called 32-year-old Concubine Yang Gui as his mother, and he did not violate harmony! 】
[And Li Longji naturally became him. His father, a barbarian, became the godson of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. How absurd and ridiculous, but it really happened to him! 】
Zhang Fei: "He's a werewolf. At the age of 48, he recognized Concubine Yang Gui, who was 32 years old, as his queen...I, Zhang Fei, can't do this!"
Cao Cao: "This An Lushan hides too deeply, no wonder it will succeed in the future. Faced with him, it is worthless. Tang Xuanzong and others thought An Lushan was a clown, but in the eyes of An Lushan, They're the clowns..."
[An Lushan's purpose is obvious, he wants to curry favor with Concubine Yang! 】
[And with the status of adopted son, it is not too convenient for him to enter and exit the palace. One bite and one mother, and even told Li Longji that under the fat of his son, he is loyal to his father! 】
[Where is the dog-blood relationship? The mother-in-law Concubine Yang Gui is washing three for An Lushan, what is washing three? 】
[To put it simply, washing three times is to wash three babies on the third day after their birth. Wooden tub, she personally bathed An Lushan! 】
When Gao Yang said this, his emotions became agitated. Compared with the possible adulterous relationship with An Lushan and Concubine Yang, he did not understand Tang Xuanzong's brain circuit!
How can this not be bloody?
In the misty palace, Concubine Yang personally bathed Anlu Mountain. How could there be no physical contact between the two parties?
The 48-year-old An Lushan and the 32-year-old Yang Guifei have such a good relationship!
[But Li Longji's mind was clogged with feces, he was quite happy, and later, after the sanitation was over, he ran over excitedly and called Lu'er, Lu'er, what a reward, He is also very happy, the baby has three baths, so will there be one for breastfeeding? 】
[According to the records of Zizhi Tongjian, since Lushan couldn't help but go in and out of the palace, or eat with the imperial concubine, or stay out all night, there is quite a scandal outside, and there is no doubt about it, cheating, 48-year-old An Lushan Concubine Yang and Concubine Yang didn't come back all night, and there were scandals, you don't doubt it at all! 】
[Going in and out of the harem day and night, you are also safe. 】
[According to unofficial history and other records, when An Lushan played with Concubine Yang, Concubine Yang had a scratch on her chest. Concubine Yang also invented a bellyband based on this to cover up the scars. There is no record ! 】
[Regardless of whether there is adultery or not, ambiguity is a certainty. As an emperor, in terms of big heart and watery mind, your middle-aged Tang Xuanzong is the first! 】
Gao Yang burst into anger directly, which really left him speechless.
Li Shimin covered his forehead. If he could appear in front of Tang Xuanzong, he would have to dig his head open to see what was stuffed inside!
Is it shit?
Just trust a fool like that!
[This is not enough, Li Linfu said that An Lushan could not be the prime minister, so let him be the governor of the three towns, you really agreed, 15 military power, the military power of the three major lands of Pinglu, Fanyang, and Hedong, I gave it all to him, and gave away one-tenth of the site. Do you think that Tang Xuanzong's mind is full of shit? ! 】
"what!"
"This bastard is also given military power? 15 military power? Pinglu, Fan Yang, Hedong???"
"I!!!"
"Is shit in his head?!!!"
"I, I'm going to kill him!"
Li Shimin's eyes darkened, and he was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
"..."
ps: (Today is a bit late, thank you Tianting (Tingzhu) Erlang Zhenjun for your liking, and thank you for your rewards. Readers, these contents are actually the third update. I added a new chapter for everyone. I stayed up all day today. , I made these, I hope you like it, thank you again for your rewards!)
If you can eat noodles, you can eat enough. If you have two to three hundred catties a year, it will be a prosperous age, let alone meat pies and mutton!
"Da Tang, is he so rich?"
Even Zhu Di was stunned by this number!
"What is a prosperous age, this is a prosperous age!"
The emperor said excitedly, his mind was agitated!
Externally, the power shakes all ethnic groups in the world, internally, the people are rich, everyone has clothes to wear, everyone has food to eat, and everyone has books to read!
This is the real prosperity!
At this moment, all dynasties were shocked by the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty.
This is the first time for them to cross dynasties and face the prosperous Tang Dynasty directly!
[Not only that, the Daming Palace in the Tang Dynasty is four times the size of the Forbidden City in later generations! 】
In Daming Palace, Li Shimin was also stunned.
"The Daming Palace of my future generations is four times that of the Forbidden City?"
"This is the prosperous Tang Dynasty of later generations?"
"Can everyone have enough to eat?"
Li Shimin's eyes were fixed on the projection, and his fists were clenched. This is enough to show that this emperor who left a lot in Chinese history is extremely restless in his heart at this moment!
But in the next second, the emperor's eyes turned red!
"You did such a good job in the front, why are you so confused in the back? It even ruined this prosperous world!"
"Li Longji!!!"
"There is also Anlu Mountain, I will smash your corpse into thousands of pieces, I will smash your corpse into thousands of pieces!!!"
In Daming Palace, Li Shimin's roar resounded.
"..."
"Is this the prosperous world I created?"
Li Longji's eyes were also dull, and he couldn't help feeling a little proud and arrogance welling up in his heart.
[But as I said, if this is the end and Li Longji is dead, then there must be a place for him in history, and there is no problem even competing with Li Shimin and Zhu Di, but it is a pity that he did not die, and this also Ruined his reputation, and ruined Datang even more! 】
Li Longji: "..."
How confused is he in the back, so that Gao Yang always mentions that if he dies early...
[Throughout history, if a dynasty wants to deteriorate, it must be its monarch first. After the Kaiyuan rule, Li Longji gradually drifted away, and he was gradually blinded by the extravagant and prosperous scene of the prosperous Tang Dynasty With his eyes, he began to enjoy himself, and at this time, he saw his daughter-in-law, Yang Yuhuan, whom he forcibly married Yang Yuhuan. 】
"Hey... I'm floating, here comes a scene I don't want to see..."
"Is this the beginning of the Anshi Rebellion?"
The emperors of various dynasties couldn't help frowning.
[Here I have to say a major event that affected history. This is the Battle of Constant Ross. The Battle of Constant Ross was when Datang encountered the Arab army. Datang’s strength was at its peak, but at this time the Arab army was also at its peak, strong When they collided, Datang suffered a disadvantage, but Arabia also felt that Datang was not easy to mess with, so the two sides started diplomacy! 】
[The importance of this battle lies in the fact that Datang stopped the pace of outward expansion, and if it stops outward, it must be inward, which is a very important factor. 】
Datang, Li Longji looked serious.
Because this battle did happen, Arabia is indeed very strong, he knows something about it, and the two sides have also established external connections. In fact, they don’t want to fight each other and give each other face, but the influence is so big?
Li Longji looked serious. After all, it was about the empire he ruled. How could he not care?
He is eager to figure out this Anshi Rebellion!
[The topic returns to the Anshi Rebellion, and also to the bloody affair between these three people. It can be said that the culprit is An Lushan, but this has an absolute relationship with the connivance of Yang Yuhuan and Li Longji! 】
[An Lushan is not a Han, but a Hu. If this An Lushan is also a talent, he was originally a Hu soldier who was defeated and was escorted back to the court for questioning, but he found a way to use it. Bribe officials with money to get rid of their guilt! 】
[At that time, Zhang Jiuling urged An Lushan to be killed, but Li Longji refused to listen, and even thought An Lushan was fat and cute! 】
Datang!
boom!
"Cute ass!"
"If this is beheaded, nothing will happen! I hate it!"
Li Shimin was so angry that he almost died suddenly.
An Lushan didn't die because Li Longji thought he was fat and cute!
He wanted to vomit blood.
[Moreover, due to the fusion of cultures, dances and poetry bloom the most brilliant charm in this era, while An Lushan, a barbarian with a fat weight of three hundred catties, has practiced Hu Xuanwu with one hand, weighing more than 300 catties, But it can jump and fly like a spinning top! 】
Guan Yu: "Cheating!"
Xu Da: "More than 300 catties, jumping and flying, ruthless!"
[This stunt made Yang Yuhuan and Li Longji very happy. With this stunt, he quickly rose to the top. Moreover, why is it said that An Lushan is a character? At that time, An Lushan, who was 48 years old, actually recognized 32-year-old Concubine Yang Gui mother! 】
On the projection, in the resplendent palace, An Lushan performed Huxuan dance again, making Li Longji and Concubine Yang very happy, while the bloated, white and clean An Lushan smiled beside him, looking simple and honest Incomparable.
Just when he was happy, An Lushan stepped forward and couldn't help shouting: "My son, An Lushan, knocked on his mother!"
An Lushan saluted Yang Guifei!
He wants to recognize Concubine Yang as his mother!
Afterwards, he continued to dance, and continued to dance the good Hu Xuanwu. His body weighing more than 300 kilograms seemed extremely flexible.
Li Longji was not angry, on the contrary, he smiled happily.
In the main hall, many concubines, including Concubine Yang, laughed.
In their eyes, An Lushan's behavior at the moment is like a clown!
But Li Shimin's eyes were about to burst into flames.
If he was present, he would wish for a few big mouths to come over!
They are fools!
[This act of identifying his mother as a barbarian is not weak. From then on, 48-year-old An Lushan called 32-year-old Concubine Yang Gui as his mother, and he did not violate harmony! 】
[And Li Longji naturally became him. His father, a barbarian, became the godson of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. How absurd and ridiculous, but it really happened to him! 】
Zhang Fei: "He's a werewolf. At the age of 48, he recognized Concubine Yang Gui, who was 32 years old, as his queen...I, Zhang Fei, can't do this!"
Cao Cao: "This An Lushan hides too deeply, no wonder it will succeed in the future. Faced with him, it is worthless. Tang Xuanzong and others thought An Lushan was a clown, but in the eyes of An Lushan, They're the clowns..."
[An Lushan's purpose is obvious, he wants to curry favor with Concubine Yang! 】
[And with the status of adopted son, it is not too convenient for him to enter and exit the palace. One bite and one mother, and even told Li Longji that under the fat of his son, he is loyal to his father! 】
[Where is the dog-blood relationship? The mother-in-law Concubine Yang Gui is washing three for An Lushan, what is washing three? 】
[To put it simply, washing three times is to wash three babies on the third day after their birth. Wooden tub, she personally bathed An Lushan! 】
When Gao Yang said this, his emotions became agitated. Compared with the possible adulterous relationship with An Lushan and Concubine Yang, he did not understand Tang Xuanzong's brain circuit!
How can this not be bloody?
In the misty palace, Concubine Yang personally bathed Anlu Mountain. How could there be no physical contact between the two parties?
The 48-year-old An Lushan and the 32-year-old Yang Guifei have such a good relationship!
[But Li Longji's mind was clogged with feces, he was quite happy, and later, after the sanitation was over, he ran over excitedly and called Lu'er, Lu'er, what a reward, He is also very happy, the baby has three baths, so will there be one for breastfeeding? 】
[According to the records of Zizhi Tongjian, since Lushan couldn't help but go in and out of the palace, or eat with the imperial concubine, or stay out all night, there is quite a scandal outside, and there is no doubt about it, cheating, 48-year-old An Lushan Concubine Yang and Concubine Yang didn't come back all night, and there were scandals, you don't doubt it at all! 】
[Going in and out of the harem day and night, you are also safe. 】
[According to unofficial history and other records, when An Lushan played with Concubine Yang, Concubine Yang had a scratch on her chest. Concubine Yang also invented a bellyband based on this to cover up the scars. There is no record ! 】
[Regardless of whether there is adultery or not, ambiguity is a certainty. As an emperor, in terms of big heart and watery mind, your middle-aged Tang Xuanzong is the first! 】
Gao Yang burst into anger directly, which really left him speechless.
Li Shimin covered his forehead. If he could appear in front of Tang Xuanzong, he would have to dig his head open to see what was stuffed inside!
Is it shit?
Just trust a fool like that!
[This is not enough, Li Linfu said that An Lushan could not be the prime minister, so let him be the governor of the three towns, you really agreed, 15 military power, the military power of the three major lands of Pinglu, Fanyang, and Hedong, I gave it all to him, and gave away one-tenth of the site. Do you think that Tang Xuanzong's mind is full of shit? ! 】
"what!"
"This bastard is also given military power? 15 military power? Pinglu, Fan Yang, Hedong???"
"I!!!"
"Is shit in his head?!!!"
"I, I'm going to kill him!"
Li Shimin's eyes darkened, and he was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
"..."
ps: (Today is a bit late, thank you Tianting (Tingzhu) Erlang Zhenjun for your liking, and thank you for your rewards. Readers, these contents are actually the third update. I added a new chapter for everyone. I stayed up all day today. , I made these, I hope you like it, thank you again for your rewards!)
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