Zombie World: Helping the World

Just like the plot in the movie, because Master Yixiu chanted scriptures and knocked on the wooden fish, the two finally fought.

Listening to the noise outside, Qin Song simply covered his ears and let himself fall asleep again.

After an unknown amount of time, Qin Song suddenly heard a hasty knock on the door.

"Uncle, Uncle, wake up and save my master!"

Hearing that it was Jia Le's voice, Qin Song quickly jumped up from the bed.

"Jia Le, what's going on?"

"Uncle, my master drank a big jar of lamp oil, and now his stomach is very bloated, go and save him!"

Hearing this, Qin Song hurried towards the living room.

Although he remembered the plot of the movie, Qin Song never expected that things would turn out to be such a big deal.

First, Taoist Four Eyes cast a spell to tease Master Yixiu, then pulled out one of his decayed teeth, and then Taoist Four Eyes poured a large tank of lamp oil.

As a result of this fight, the two are destined to lose.

Seeing that Qin Song had actually come, the four-eyed Taoist seemed to have seen a savior.

"Junior brother, save me quickly! My stomach hurts so much that I'm dying!"

Looking at the round belly of Taoist Four Eyes, Qin Song couldn't help but sighed.

"You two, it's really..."

Qin Song was also speechless about the farce created by these two old urchins.

"Hold up, I'll help you drain the oil right now!"

Qin Song casually inserted a gold needle into Tanzhong acupoint.

When the golden needle fell, Taoist Four Eyes suddenly felt unbearable pain in his stomach. For a while, he lay on the ground and screamed.

"Hey, junior brother, what the hell did you do? Why do I feel even more uncomfortable..."

boom!
Only a loud noise was heard, and the Taoist with four eyes who was in unbearable pain let out a loud fart.

At the same time, he grabbed his ass.

"I... Junior brother, what have you done..."

Seeing the four-eyed Taoist rolling on the ground in pain, Qin Song patted Jia Le on the shoulder and said, "Help your master to the latrine, don't make the room dirty."

"Oh... good!"

After listening to Qin Song's explanation, Jia Le hurriedly helped the Taoist with four eyes and ran out.

At this moment, the four-eyed Taoist only felt the unbearable pain in his abdomen as if the river was overwhelming.

Accompanied by a burst of noise, Jia Le hurried back.

"Uncle, my master, he really stinks when he goes to the toilet..."

It wasn't until about a quarter of an hour passed that the four-eyed Taoist's voice came from the hut.

"Jia... Jiale, help me out..."

Hearing the weak voice of Taoist Four Eyes, Jia Le hurried out.

But just as the four-eyed Taoist walked a few steps, he ran back to the hut with an anxious expression on his face.

Looking at the anxious four-eyed Taoist, Qin Song couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, this is called self-inflicted crime, you can't live!"

After finishing speaking, Qin Song called Jia Le in.

"Go, cook a pot of barley tea for your master, and tell him to drink it while it's hot!"

Upon hearing Qin Song's words, Jia Le quickly patted on the door of the hut.

"Master, you heard me, it's not that I think it smells bad, it's my uncle who asked me to make tea!"

After all, Jia Lefei also escaped from the hut.

After more than ten minutes, the four-eyed Taoist came back trembling at every step.

Seeing the pale four-eyed Taoist, Jia Le hurried over.

"Master, slow down!"

With Jiale's support, Taoist Simu sat on the chair with great difficulty.

"This smelly monk dares to tease me like this, junior brother, you must help me avenge him!"

Seeing the miserable four-eyed Taoist, Qin Song couldn't help shaking his head.

"Brother, this is a matter between you and Master Yixiu, not to mention that you teased the master first, the grievances between you should be resolved by yourself!"

Unexpectedly, at the critical moment, even Qin Song didn't intend to help him. Seeing this, Taoist Four Eyes sighed helplessly.

"Hey, I'm unlucky, my good junior is not willing to help..."

While talking, Taoist Four Eyes glanced at Master Yixiu's courtyard.

"Stinky monk, you have the guts, this matter is evened!"

The four-eyed Taoist walked out of the living room tremblingly.

"Master, why are you going? Could it be that you still want to trouble the master?"

Hearing that Jia Le actually said that, Taoist Four Eyes was also full of helplessness.

"My stomach is bloated now, and I want to poop!"

After all, the four-eyed Taoist rushed into the hut again.

Although it was really uncomfortable to be full of oil, but he couldn't help but always went to the latrine. After being tossed all morning, Taoist Four Eyes' expression eased a little.

Just when everyone had just finished their lunch and was about to go out for a stroll, a large group of people appeared not far away.

Looking at the huge team, Jia Le and Wen Cai were very curious.

After all, this ashram is far away in the mountains, and apart from Taoist Simu and Master Yixiu, there are no other living people at all.

Now that there are so many strangers, Jiale is naturally curious.

And when Qin Song noticed the golden coffin, he immediately realized that this is Taoist Qianhe coming!
With the appearance of this royal zombie, the plot in the movie officially kicked off.

Accompanied by the sound of gongs, a group of people soon arrived outside the four-eyed Taoist's dojo.

At the same time, this noisy sound also attracted the attention of Master Yixiu and Jingjing.

"Stop! I'll go over and say hello first!"

After finishing speaking, a middle-aged Taoist leader walked into the courtyard.

This person is none other than Qin Song and Taoist Simu's fellow disciple, Taoist Qianhe.

"Brother Simu, long time no see, Brother Qin, why are you here?"

He didn't expect to meet Qin Song here, Taoist Qianhe was naturally overjoyed.

Seeing Taoist Qianhe's vigorous appearance in a yellow Taoist robe, Qin Song could not help but greet him.

"Senior Brother Qianhe, I haven't seen you for so long, I didn't expect to become so energetic now!"

"You boy, you are still so good at joking!"

After all, the three of them got together and laughed.

"Junior brother, why did you come here? Are you in any trouble?"

Seeing Taoist Qianhe worried about him, Qin Song quickly explained: "Brother Simu invited me to come over as a guest, and it happened that Brother Lin wanted to pick up some things. No, I came here with Wencai!"

Upon hearing that Wen Cai had also come, Taoist Qian He noticed Wen Cai beside him.

After greeting the two nephews, Taoist Qianhe couldn't help but joked: "How about you, brother, are you still used to this place where the birds don't shit?"

When Taoist Qianhe said that about his dojo, Taoist Simu immediately pretended to be unhappy.

"What kind of place is the place where the birds don't shit?

Listening to Taoist Simu's defense, Qin Song and Taoist Qianhe couldn't help laughing.